No Handouts (feat. Dick Masterson)

a song i made for the Dick Show    http://thedickshow.com

For the Dick Show

Dick with Reggae

Waylon Jennings original track sampled into a ska version.

Outlaw Ska

Aint Living Long Like This - Waylon Jennings (Outlaw Ska Remix)

Made for The Dick Show

http://thedickshow.com

THE DICK SHOW

ENIGMA RIDER feat. THE DICK SHOW

iMaddox

for : The Dick Show with Dick Masterson, Shon and Larry

We Can See That (ft The Dick Show)

i made this for the dick show with Dick Masterson

The Dick Show music

Trough Love

Trough Love (feat The Dick Show)

Get Your Dickels

Fictional song about The Dick Show's very own throbbing hot sex & w33d symbol, Sexhn The Audio Engineer....

How Szean Do -The  Dick Show

Bicycle Boys 2  Lost in New York

Music by Todd Seidel
Lyrics / Vocals by Ken Doll In Hide ( https://soundcloud.com/user-786056730  https://twitter.com/kendollinhide )
Additional vocals by Madcucks ( https://soundcloud.com/user-455384913 https://twitter.com/madcucks )
This song was made for The Dick Show Podcast featuring Dick Masterson with Sean the audio engineer.  ( http://thedickshow.com https://soundcloud.com/dick-show ) 

Lyrics:   
Check my homepage, it's the Dick Show Reddit
"Haha" Don't you dare... "maddox lost" uh he said it
Now they're shouting from the rooftops "maddox lost, maddox lost!"
It's Dick's fault he stole my fans and served them piping hot goss

I was counting on that money, Landau's invoice is due now
And Tyrone wants new sneakers, what am I gonna do now?
I stood around and watched my empire crumble and fall down
I need the legal deets, guess I'd better call Landau

Where were you today? Court started at six
I got lost okay? New York's confusing as shit!
t Where are you my phone's low I think we should meet
I'm drinking with that kid from Home Alone down the street

Wait did I win? Are you two celebrating?
No you lost we're toasting to the invoice you're paying
STAY! I'll be there soon I want a good explanation
"Did Landau rip me off"'s the topic we'll be debatin'

"Excuse me ma'am, I'm looking for my lost lawyer, have you seen him?
Oh he's about 5'5", possibly wearing handcuffs. He has trouble breathing.
Reeks of booze. He answers to "Last Call".
He went that way? You're welcome. Now get outta my way!"

Red Rover, Red Rover, I call Landau over
What happened? Ramos crushed you like a legal bulldozer
It's not my fault you tried to sue Cope, Baker and Boser
I might have stood a chance if you could friggin stay sober

Chill out and have a drink my Armenian friend
I'll peddal to LA and we can sue them again!
Just pay me for my travel time $2000 an hour
And here's my bill for breakfast (toast and 3 vodka sours)

I hate Dick but wow, this is getting expensive
You can't quit now, man they're on the defensive
Come on, let's sue it
Okay, I'll do it
Call Landui for all your legal needs
Put some rye in that soy milk, we'll turn this around
Bicycle Boys, yeah we're back in town!

We're better win this time.
No problem, but how are you gonna pay me?
Oh, don't you worry about that. Lord Matthew has agreed to build my a jetpack for a very reasonable price.
Who are we suing again?
...Everyone >:) hehehehehehehee

The Dick Show

Bicycle Boys 2  Lost In New York - ft. Ken Doll In Hide

This is short dub mix of my original song titled All Night that was on the #2 Billboard charting album The Dick Show Album, which can be heard here:
            https://thedickshow.bandcamp.com/track/all-night

https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Various_Artists_The_Dick_Show_Album?id=Bl6d2dm52zt3fbqly7klgjozida&hl=en

   https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-dick-show-album/1349023719

All Night (dub mix)

a fun and confusing demo version of a song from The Dick Show Album. https://thedickshow.com The Dick Show podcast 


   https://thedickshow.bandcamp.com/track/all-night
https://play.google.com/store/music/album/Various_Artists_The_Dick_Show_Album?id=Bl6d2dm52zt3fbqly7klgjozida&hl=en
 https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/the-dick-show-album/1349023719

All Night (Pre-TDSA)

Original Song created for The Dick Show Podcast hosted by Dick Masterson
Vocals : MCMC

 http://soundcloud.com/user-893455979?locale=en

Music :  Todd Seidel
Lyrics : MCMC

Song Lyrics: 

Big steaks, cold beer and strong weed,
Coach that’s what you need,
It’s great, yo here is some green,
A roach no stems and no seeds, 
A large glass of some mead, 
Just ask and you shall receive, 
Yeah you’ve got to take heed, 
Or you’ll give in to that greed

Coach I know you’re trying to challenge yourself,
I hope your wife’s not a feeder coz that aint gonna help,
You better know going in how this fandom gets,
If there’s a low flow of goss and a scandal hits,
You’ll get lit up, if there’s a bit of random shit,
Any suggestions saying that you’re getting man-tits,
And Dick’s gonna go and get the bear spray out, 
If you don’t set a precedent, be wary, 
Stay out of the Dairy Queen if you know what I mean,
It’s getting scary, we want you to get fairly lean,
But the second that you slip, some shitty songs are gonna drop on the scene,
Saying get an op, pop some pills, I mean,
Whatever you’ve got, to get to a spot where you can see your peen,
I bet your fiending, you probably feel like some more,
Ice cream and chocolate cakes galore,
Before you fall bawlin for more pastries,
Heed the call, lead tall and resist these things:

Big cakes, cold beer and strong weed,
Coach that’s what you need,
It’s great, yo here is some green,
A roach no stems and no seeds, 
A large glass of some mead, 
Just ask and you shall receive, 
Yeah you’ve got to take heed, 
Or you’ll give in to that greed 
Big pies, cold beer and strong weed,
Coach that’s what you need,
It’s nice, yo here is some green,
A roach no stems and no seeds, 
A large glass of some mead, 
Just ask and you shall receive, 
Yeah you’ve got to take heed, 

Or you’ll give in to that greed 

Now there’s a way you can eat what you want to eat,
Those pies and and cakes and fries and steaks and all types of meat,
If you want to much all of those eggs and fries,
Coach you better do some fucking exercise

Now there’s a way you can eat what you want to eat,
Those pies and and cakes and fries and steaks and all types of meat,
If you want to much all of those eggs and fries,
Coach you better do some fucking exercise

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