Woke up tight, feelin’ real sour,
Been sittin’ on this throne for over an hour.
Took a deep breath, gave it a try,
Tryna push out a cigar, but it’s comin’ out dry!

Brown snake boogie, let it slide, let it roll!
Got a freight train stuck and it’s takin’ its toll!
Brown snake boogie, let it loose, let it go!
Somebody pray, ‘cause I’m losin’ my soul!

My knees are shakin’, my teeth clenched tight,
This turd’s holdin’ on like it’s ready to fight.
Sweat’s pourin’ down, I’m seein’ the light,
If this thing don’t drop, I won’t make it through the night!

Brown snake boogie, let it slide, let it roll!
I’m battlin’ a beast and it’s takin’ control!
Brown snake boogie, let it loose, let it go!
If this don’t pass soon, I’ll be six feet below!

Oh baby… I been fightin’ this demon…
Clenchin’ and pushin’… damn near screamin’…
Took fiber, took coffee, took two shots of gin…
But this brown boa constrictor just won’t slither in!

Tried wipin’ my brow, but my hands got weak,
Felt that ol’ brown snake finally start to peek.
Then BOOM—like thunder, like a damn stampede,
I swear the toilet shuddered and begged for mercy!

Brown snake boogie, oh Lord, it’s done!
I swear to God I just gave birth to a son!
Brown snake boogie, let it flush, let it go!
Ain’t sittin’ back down for another week or so!

Brown Snake Boogie

from their "Demo 1999"
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