Father in Heaven

Stop The Train

Kacper Big 30 Party! - Jam 1.

Lost love

from the 'Lektraphase' album:
sparkybonehead.bandcamp.com/album/lektraphase

Lektraphase

Lektraphase 9

Unendlicher Raum 2

457. girl from mars (ash).mp3

Human timed version based on phone jam...

I'm a year early 🤷🏽‍♀️


The Founding Fathers

(Soon) 250 Years since founded
George invented honesty and on hearts he pounded
A deity this military man
Found independence for declaration

Where are the mothers?
Your Lionesses...
To a country of men the truth confesses

You stuck with George
Man of many tooth
First president for country that found youth
He led convention for constitution
You learned he didn't lie
Begin fake institution

Where are the mothers?
Your Lionesses...
To a country of men the truth confesses

Let's stick to the cronies
Vice 1 makes Potus
Revolution not televised
Bring the lawyer as lotus
From the board of war to man on top
John Adams shut you up
No sedition let rot

Where are the mothers?
Your Lionesses...
To a country of men the truth confesses

We are cruising with cronyism
Vice 2 moves to lead
Man of 600 slaves became voice of your seed
Author of independence forever on page
The smooth Thomas Jefferson slave loving sage

Where are the mothers?
Your Lionesses...
To a country of men the truth confesses

To.Madison, James
Well, He broke the Vice!
And championed well needed bill of rights
Unified colonies
To seperation of powers
Small liberations with left leaning vowers

Where are the mothers?
Your Lionesses...
To a country of men the truth confesses

Benjamin Franklin
Good saver of slaves
Good saver just after his fortune was made
Alexander Hamilton! Slave trade, just for family
Not a great look... Our image is gravity

Where are the mothers?
Your Lionesses...
To a country of men the truth confesses

John Jay got bank
Now, be gone with salvery
Don't worry boys
Slow abolition be savoury
The federalist papers
Written wide rights
Seven founding fathers are clear in our sights

And where are the mothers?
Still to this day
This country of me 
Chauvanism made way
Where is your lotus
Real truth for your POTUS
It's cavemen of Congress
Ever country dishonest

Happy quarter millennia day
Let's find that truthful USA
Happy quarter millennia day
Let's find that truthful USA

The Founding Fathers (V1)

Hai,Hai

Right Behind

I’m Just Another Bald White Man 
With a Goatee Living in Thailand 

I’m Just Another Bald White Man 
With a Goatee Living in Thailand 

I’m over 60 now with three grown kids and two ex-wives 
My last few years were lonesome, wasting time on pointless dating 
There comes a point when all of us must reassess our lives 
And you realize its nearly gone and no time left for waiting 

So I cashed in all my stocks and bonds, officially retired 
Something I had dreamt I’d have the guts to do ONE DAY
I saw this ad from Thailand that had made me feel inspired 
So I bought an airline ticket bound for Bangkok, flight ONE WAY 

And my first night here in Bangkok, even jet lag was no factor! 
The streets were loud and vibrant and the dating scene was active! 
These pretty Thai girls treated me like I’m some famous actor! 
Old bald white men with goatees, in Thailand are attractive! 
 
I’m Just Another Bald White Man 
With a Goatee Living in Thailand 

Looking for a Thai girl to help spend my modest riches 

I’m Just Another Bald White Man 
With a Goatee Living in Thailand 

Women in America are narcissistic bitches! 

Back in the United states, no woman cared to know me 
Bald guys with goatees receive the brunt of condescension 
But way down here in Thailand my bald head and my gray goatee 
Have multiple young Thai girls vying for this man’s attention 

Suki walked right up to me and said “I think you’re sexy!” 
Love is blind to quote a rather pithy aphorism 
Suki lets me call the shots and never disrespects me
Thai girls aren’t indoctrinated yet by feminism

You might think that Sooki only loves me for my pension 
She doesn’t really like my shaved bald head and my goatee 
But for the first time ever, I’M the center of attention 
For the first time ever, someone’s interested in ME.  

I’m Just Another Bald White Man 
With a Goatee Living in Thailand 

Looking for a Thai girl to help spend my modest riches 

I’m Just Another Bald White Man 
With a Goatee Living in Thailand 



Women in America are narcissistic bitches!

Another Bald White Man With A Goatee

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