She sat in the cubicle, next to my cubicle 
I noticed no pictures of children just photos of cats 

I asked her about it and she said she never had children 
her cats, she explained, were her children ersatz.  

She said that she never had instincts maternal 
And having a husband or children would just interfere 

With her passion for travel, her numerous hobbies 
And her fervent desire to have a successful career 


Cat Lady 
She’s always thought that children were just burdensome, career-ending brats

Cat Lady 
She doesn’t have kids but she calls herself a mother of cats 

Cat Lady 
Like feminists have always done ignore their biological clocks

Cat Lady 
She traded in a family for a corporate job and a cat litter box 

Cat Lady!  


She went to a top rated college 
and majored in business 
cause that’s where the feminist girls who’re smart went 

She landed a job with a big corporation 
Works in a cubicle 
lives in a swanky apartment 

She never got married or had any children 
and now its too late but 
at least she still has her fur babies 

She never made bottles 
or had to change diapers 
but still has to get her cats shots for distemper and rabies! 


Cat Lady 
She’s always thought that children were just burdensome, career-ending brats

Cat Lady 
She doesn’t have kids but she calls herself a mother of cats 

Cat Lady 
Like feminists have always done ignore their biological clocks

Cat Lady 
She traded in a family for a corporate job and a cat litter box 

Cat Lady!


Living with cats she breathed in lots of dander 
And deep in her throat it had formed in a deadly fur ball 

She stood in her kitchen and clutched at her throat 
And she fainted with nothing beneath her to cushion her fall 

After a few days, Her neighbors could smell her 
They called the police who attempted a life-saving raid 

The cops busted in and discovered her dead on the floor 
With her cats eating skin off her body decayed 


Cat Lady 
She’s always thought children were burdensome, career-ending brats

Cat Lady 
She doesn’t have kids but she calls herself a mother of cats 

Cat Lady 
Like feminists have always done ignore their biological clocks

Cat Lady 
She traded in a family for a corporate job and a cat litter box 

Cat Lady!

Childless Cat Lady

When someone you’re either real close to or love with everything you’ve got is dying, and you know they don’t have long left, you go through just about every emotion possible. This one would most likely be the desperation stage.

Don't Go

https://fairyportconvent.bandcamp.com/album/our-hovercraft-is-full-of-mercy

Our Hovercraft Is Full of Mercy

"Kailash" (from "Our Hovercraft Is Full of Mercy", The Swamp Records, 2025).

Potato mash techno

This AMAZING guitar Compostiion was written by Neno J. from Croatia

The original composition is here: https://soundcloud.com/user-442202241/sparks

Lyircs & Vocal composition by The Beautiful Dark


Sparks

Good holiday heart luminate those fingers
True talent traced fragile like mind that lingers
Good great perform in this haystack of love
Be needle of life found as system of Dove

Sparks
Larks
Take your reigns
Mark new dimension
Life has music to save
Ahhhhhhhh
To bread bin
To art
Library of smart
"Lagani prsti"
Philosophy chart
Music has life to save through heart
Ooo Ooo Ooo Ooo

Energy flow
Be luminous
Know framed stoic like show
Good avatar
Let it go
Spark these string fueled fingers
Got glow
Energy flow
Be luminous
Know
Get glow
Energy flow
Good avatar let it go

Sparks

Dancing of the wind

🤨☠️💚 My songs are a beautiful poison. And you swallowed it unknowingly...

Chilling with Poison Ivy 🌱

Karmacopia (Hippies' Triumph) - 2016.

1168 — Piano

Mac ,music , lyrics , vocals 
Scotty , lyrics , vocals
Shane , lyrics vocals

Hello and welcome back once again 
I used to be harmful now I’m just Shane 
I know what your thinking, terrible name 
Bang on the level with a Wayne or Dwayne again
I’m waffling , selling it as steak when I’ve snuck a lot of offal in
I’m throttling it up but still i’m filling it with fluff
Like some new cool teddy bear or tragic old school muff
It’s enough to grind your gears 
Always banging on in song about my probalems and my fears
It’s been the same for years
Fames the aim then tears
Till maccy b and Scotty clipped me hard behind the ears
They said “mate it’s like this int it””
“Even if the prize is piss it’d still be nice to win it “
“We know that you’ll jump ship but help us to begin it
Fuck it that’s enough thats gotta be a 
minute

It was just an idea a short while ago
Bouncing sounds of these two blokes I know
We may be scallies ,not fit for glue
Bringing our falsetto highs to you

Well, it's the one man verity show,
some of you know me better as Scotty.
And, I make sloppy
hasty home recordings every time that life has got me
feelin' fuckered up, and I assure you that's a lot. See,
by nature, I am naughty, and sometimes there's no dodging
a frenzied floozie that wants to field my caber tossing.
But, no, that is not me. Not anymore.
I'd rather be alone on the beach or front porch
or behind closed doors. Shut them out and ignore.
Plug in and play, fuck around and explore
to the sounds that my mates send me weekly, or more.
I live for this shit, even if the pay is poor.
So, mates, gimme more. For this group, I'm a such a whore.
And soon, with more tunes, we'll be in the i-store
collecting cyber dust as I trust we'll be deplored
by the superficial cunts who love the shit that makes me snore.
Zzzzzz

I love peace but I’m an architect of noise
In this musical sandwich with these two boys
Lincolnshire loafers, Canadian filling
Bodies broke but our minds are still willing
Could be here one minute the next we’re gone
So far so good , three heads better than one
So cheers for listening
You know that I’m ending this shit because it’s checkout time
Goodbye

Hot Scotty sandwich

Elephant 2

I write story songs.   Many of the stories are true.

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Childless Cat Lady

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