I'm collecting all these lovely funny and scarey Stories..🤭😅

Pierre Bordetti productions (c) Avril/2024.
Composed, arranged, performed, and produced by:

Instrumental Classic Jazz

Classic Jazz inspired by my last visit to my favorite castle "Chenonceaux" (April 2024). The strong flow of the “Cher” river inspired me to play this swing.

Swing in Chenonceaux

Swing In Chenonceaux

Recorded and produced 
 by greyshoes#music-berlin 
08/2024

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Artwork by P. Werzlau,
 using photo: Summer Landscape 
On Rügen, (detail), 
photo replaced 03/09/2024.

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© All rights reserved

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Nah//Fern Session #8 I Sandweg Blues

A small piece from my new song i hope you enjoy it

Crack the time

*Listen w Headphones!

Old skool hip hop mash. 
Made around 2014 and reworked 2020/2022.

Samples used

Main theme
Aphex Twin

Rappers/Vocals (Rip)

2pac
Biggie Smalls
Eazy-E
Guru / Gang Starr
Nate Dogg

Remixed by LS/2022.

Think about it

ATTENTION Disclaimer:  The music track that I’m playing lead & improvising over is not mine and I do not own it. The track is created by YT Jam Tracks and all credit goes to him for the music track creation which I have listed below. Check out YT Jam Tracks on YouTube and Bandcamp. The links below are to the original material by the artist.  

Obtained from: YT Jam Tracks
YouTube site: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdMqonsla0BK21Fnf9Qx5Wg
Backing Track Title: Deep Atmospheric Melodic Rock Backing Track in A Minor
YouTube Track channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OHDYOMZ2Dw
Bandcamp website: https://ytjamtracks.bandcamp.com/track/deep-atmospheric-melodic-rock-backing-track-in-a-minor-5

Date: 3/23/25
Song Title: Memories of Absolute V12
The lead, improvising over the track was done with the following;
Picture with Track: Is the Gear I used to play through
Guitar Used: 91 Ibanez RG550 with HSH configuration
Color: Purple Metallic 
Strings: Ernie Ball Super Slinky 9-42 and Hybrid 9-46
DAW: Reaper
AmpSim: JST Toneforge Jeff Loomis
Presets: Naima Lead
Interface: Focusrite 2i2 2nd Gen

Raw: What does RAW mean to me, not having undergone processes of preparing, finishing, refining, or mastering: It is what was recorded at that time in its current state.
Comments: Please follow if you like, comment if you like and I’m opened to feedback to improve my playing, recording, mixing etc.  Thanks for listening \m/.



Memories of Absolute V12


She slammed the door loudly, she tore at her hair then she clawed at her face and she wailed 
I tiptoed away and I very discretely put clothes in a suitcase and bailed 
You might ask yourself: ‘what’s afflicted this woman, what causes such dreadful distress?   
I’m not a doctor but speak from experience:  she has what’s called PMS

So, as I explained she was having a melt down, I packed a few things and skedaddled 
Sometimes its better to run than to fight as you know if a pit bull you’ve battled. 
I get a room at a nearby hotel and I wait for her flow to subside 
I’m not a doctor but speak from experience:  she suffers from crimson tide 

Darling, you know that I love you for numerous reasons, multitudinous reasons the reasons are myriad 

So, It pains me to say 
That I must stay away 
For the 5 or 6 days of every month that you’re having your period

After a few days, I drove by the house to ensure it was not set alight 
I decided to venture inside just to check and make sure everything was alright 
She’s leaps from behind the door holding a butcher’s knife, threatening me with castration!  
I’m not a doctor but speak from experience:  she’s got a wicked menstruation! 

Darling, you know that I love you for numerous reasons, multitudinous reasons the reasons are myriad 

So, It pains me to say 
That I must stay away 
For the 5 or 6 days of every month that you’re having your period

I wrestled the butcher knife out of her hands and immobilized her with ju jitsu 
You might accuse me of story embellishment but I assure that it’s true! 
For five or six days every month from my house to a local hotel I must go 
I’m not a doctor but speak from experience:  she’s got a mean Aunty Flo! 

Darling, you know that I love you for numerous reasons, multitudinous reasons the reasons are myriad 

So, It pains me to say 
That I must stay away 
For the 5 or 6 days of every month that you’re having your period

Period

livingroom

exploring new Erika synths lxr-02 drum synth
moog muse - lead
Roland jupiter - arps
field recordings from @luftrum

society 88

Cast of characters:
Llanpsych -- @llanpsych -- Tez – Gibson Les Paul electric guitar, mix, production, and composition
Mistermark-- @user-432503709 -- Mark – synthesizer, claps, shakers, vocals, and lyrics
TexMex Shaman– @texmex-shaman –Stephen– Gibson Custom Shop Les Paul electric guitar
K2 and the Three [and the Four]--@k2andthe3, @k2-kara –Ken -- drums, percussion 
Entheogenic Psychonaught (Josh Clary)– @josh-clary-1 –Josh – Fender Precision four string bass
This song started as a guitar composition Tez came up with while on holiday recently. He wrote it with Eclectic Collective in mind, inspired by ZZ Top, and shared it with the rest of us as soon as he was able to return home and record it. 
  Stephen was first to the trough with this one, adding his thrilling guitar fills and solo. Being from Texas, too, he's no stranger to Biily Gibbons. Mark came next with some synth, and later added some claps and shaker. Ken put his rocking drums in after Mark, laying the groundwork for the groove. Josh completed the rhythm section with his bass soon after, though. Mark decided early on that he was going to add some vocals to this, and Stephen had to adjust his part to suit them. We're all really happy with not only Mark's lyrics, but especially his vocal performance, as well. Eclectic Collective now has a go to member of the band who know's what he's doing with his voice. 
  Once it was in the can, Tez decided to mix it, as it was his song to begin with. He did his always expert job with the task, too. 
  This is an example of Eclectic Collective getting down and dirty for a rocker that has the flavor of all of us firing on all cylinders. Special attention to both Tez and Mark for their inspiring generosity and hard work in conceptualizing this one, too. We all hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed creating it.

Original lyrics by mistermark:

I got the top down, driving around
Burnin’ down the road, no prisoners
Everybody knows that I’m on the run  
I’m gettin’ outta here do or die 
Black Jack paddy whack listen to me 
ain’t giving no dog no bone
What’s mine is mine and what’s thine is thine
But if you want me just pick up the phone 
If you need my number I’m # 1
Mama raised me alone ‘cause I’m a son of a gun
Now I’m paying my dues but I’m almost done
So if you want a piece of me
Come and get me
Come and get me
Well, hey baby baby now what you say
You hitch a ride with me I’ll take you all the way 
she said hey there baby just step on the gas 
I got places to go I wanna get there fast
Well somewhere at around mile 103
I heard a rattling sound I had to check and see
We stopped right there on the side of the road 
Then what happened next it made my mind explode
The girl started laughing as she locked the door 
She put the pedal to the metal couldn’t push it no more 
Way off in the distance half a mile away 
My baby called out to me as I heard her say…
Come and get me
Come and get me
My feet got draggin’ in the desert sand
But as she waved goodbye something fell from her hand
I picked up the paper it was plain to see 
My baby wrote down her number and she left it for me
I been ‘buked & scorned I been thrown some shade 
I wanted revenge cause I gotsta get paid
I called her up but I just got the machine 
And wattaya think that the message said…

Come and get me

Come And Get Me-Eclectic Collective

Pure Attitude (2024) Anthology CD4 Track 12

Screams In The Forest

I write story songs.   Many of the stories are true.

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