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danii as 2pac
nathan provost as eminem

written by aarongsalas and dilly
(additional writing by danii)
mixed by glitchdude
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art by blast03
cover art by rabi
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
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Eminem vs 2Pac - Rap Battle! (2021)

A song I sang on stream, but made into a ridiculous remix for the memes.

I stream on here:
https://www.twitch.tv/turtlegunnerstreams

The guy I sang the song about:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJnJmQzCqb-SIlY_UbUM7zg

turtlegunner - King of the Jaws (Remix)

Happy Halloween! Again! Today we have a surprise matchup that's going to catch a lot of you off guard, it's the titular character from Bram Stokers classic novel, Count Dracula, against the anti-hero of the Mario universe, Wario! Enjoy!

CAST:
Mr. Tibbs as Wario
Freshy Kanal as Count Dracula

LYRICS:
WARIO:
It’s good to be alive, says-a-me on your street
Count on me, I’ll make a bloody mary of this beat
You’re getting long in the tooth like your movies
They call me wah, but the hood call you dookie
Your closet smell doesn’t match to my man odor
You went from a bad soldier to Bram Stoker
Without the blood in your body you’re just a sham poser
Whatchu seduce the ladies for when you lack boner
You got charged for your deathwish (wah)
Dimes carved out your necklace (wah)
I munch on garlic for breakfast (wah)
One fart and you’re dead bitch
Ask the kingdom, I wear the crown in this race
You can’t hypnotize deez nutz to stay out of your face
I’m revving up the motor when the track’s hittin
I could beat your ass in tennis, call that bat-minton

DRACULA:
Cool mustache, Stalin
It’s Dracul straight out the coffin
Now it’s my turn to kill the mic
You’ll place 2nd, turn your road into a Silver Mine
I remain the craziest blood sucker, 
I’ll turn Daisy to the tastiest gut supper
And I make the whole neighbourhood shudder, 
The only jokes you crack are straight from your butt, plumber
I’m rocking in my castle cuz I’ve always been invited
You couldn’t fit your booty through the door if you tried it
And let’s be honest, lookin at your bare bones
No one wants to see your full moon, Wario Werewolf
Your fans don’t care about your 5 second attention crap
I’m less shortsighted than you while taking a nap
I would slice you like meatballs in your spaghetti
But it seems Elon Musk butchered you already

WARIO:
You think you got the crowd, but I can get louder
I’m the center of the party, you can’t get past the bouncer
To save the princess I’ll rampage your Romania
While you just prey on girls #cancelvania
Ram wood in your heart and then Wario take treasures
I’ve seen vegetarians handle a stake better
Got no friends, so there's no one to miss you. 
even your reflection got up and ditched you

DRACULA:
I’ve no need for your fortunes as I feast on your organs
as I fill graveyards with corpses as I leave kiddies as orphans 
And don’t get your witch in our clashes
When I ignite the mic, I turn Ashley to ashes
While I stay immortal, I watch your mushroom crowds burning
Where’d you get the dub from, Olympic Couchsurfing?
I’m out here scoring, you’re never getting kissed
Tried to shoot your shot with Daisy but doh you missed!
I’m in the shadow of the moonlight from my castle
You’ll stay in the shadows, sucking Mario’s asshole

Beat By: JeeJuh
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Wario Vs Count Dracula | GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

Welcome back everyone to the New Year! To kick off this (hopefully) busy year of GRB, we bring you Professor Oak vs John Madden, the Super Bowl special! This was written back in 2020 so not only is it written in a fairly old style, it was also written before the death of Madden. We mean no disrespect to him even though there is quite a lot of insults thrown his way. I hope you all enjoy!

CAST:
Swizkii as John Madden
Zawesome as Professor Oak

LYRICS:
JOHN MADDEN:
Alright, break, line up, we’ve only got four quarters
To take down an old man, too scared to be a real explorer
You’ve got a lot to learn before you step to the pros
It’s as much in the heart as it is the X’s and O’s
So here’s a guy who’s studied pocket freaks all his life
Who sends a kid away so he can bang a widowed wife
Your best invention’s an index and you still miss some info
Like don’t stick your head out a moving car window
I’ve thought of thousands of plays and plans for each game
You’ve learned 150 critters, but not your grandson’s name
Now it’s the end of my verse, let me give you the rundown
I’ve scored first on your ass, an opening drive touchdown

PROFESSOR OAK:
Hello there, welcome to the world of battle rap
I’m Professor Oak, fly enough to dish out wing attacks
When I rhyme, you decide between getting flamed, drowned, or vine whipped
You only touchdown when you drop your bag of chips
Oh, that’s new, my Pokédex just tracked an intrusion
An overweight, lazy, bastard; a Snorlax evolution
You’ll feel the Wrath when you’re spinning like a Poliwhirl
With those boobs I can’t tell if you’re a boy or you’re a girl

JOHN MADDEN:
I’ve got the cutting edge to chop Oak down to size
You can’t win a rap battle if you don’t flow on the mic
I’ll knock you on your ass like WHAM! BANG! BOOM!
I’m rocking more bootlegs than you got in kids’ bedrooms
Your studies get put to shame when a child claimed your fame
So get your head out of your ass and get your head in the game

PROFESSOR OAK:
Hey You, Drinkachu, you’re about to get zapped
When I pic my opponent, me and my Pokémon Snap
I already said I’m fly so you must have had enough of me
If not, I’ll be flipping this square like it’s Puzzle League
For a color commentator, you seem pretty pale
And when EA's in the game, that's an automatic fail
Now your fame was Raided before you knew what was happening
Even got kicked off the box art, it must be Madden-ing
I roll like a Voltorb; sparking tracks with my rhymes
You’ve been Super Bowled over, the box score never lies

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Professor Oak vs John Madden | GridLine Rap Battles Season 3

Filthy Frank
Filthy Frank motherfucker, Bitch
Yeah I saw your fucking show and that shit was fucking cringe
You couldn’t even make Pink Guy smile-”ey boss”-not even closely 
So if you’re claiming the GOAT then fucker I’m your Goatsee
Yeah fuck you man- you’ve fucked up more times than he has
And this is MY rap battle fuck off to the ricefields with the rest
Losing a Rap Battle? You should kill yourself!
OH YEAH do it Like Right Now!

Eric Andre
Today’s guest is obsessed with uh hentai
Famous cause he dressed in a pink zentai 
And then starting air fucking to some EDM music
And fucked that genre with that trend worse than some Skrillex (audience laughter)
The Nickelodeon Girls, you yoniked your spoinky to Frank (audience laughs)
Are the same guests on my late night show getting PRANKED! (audience laughs)
You inspired a generation of kids to be intolerant assholes (audience laughs)
And- god can you shut the fuck up? (silence)

Hannibal
That’s fucked up man why’d you do that man

Eric Andre
Even Lil Nas loves my show, cause i’m not a homophobic bitch
Who, if I look in my notes here, allegedly touches kids
Who started these allegations? I did, cause it’s true
But welcome my next guest-

Announcer: 
-Hannibal’s Busting Through!

Hannibal Buress:
Morpheus, Dorpheus
Orpheus, go eat some walruses
orifices
Red pill, blue pill
Morpheus, Walruses
Seashells by the Seashorpheus

Filthy Frank
Okay then, so it’s my turn right 

Eric Andre
What's up with your voice

Frank
What?

Eric
Like why do you sound like that

Frank 
I have throat cancer

Eric
...okay

Frank
Tell double Chin Chin that he better shut it now
I've seen better flow come from rappers on soundcloud 
Papa Franku is god, greatest of all time
I spit the sickest shit, and now I’ll turn it into wine

*gun shots*

Eric Andre
Who killed Frank? Besides Joji
Let’s go to the streets to see they remember you brosky

Random Guy on the street
Yeah I don’t know who this Filthy DeFranco geek is

Hannibal
Let's give a quick shout out to the homie Creep Switch

Pause for applause 

Eric Andre 
the best rapper since Logic so you best not be forgetting
I’m rocking like 3/11, you’re shitting like 9/11
Look I’m no MLK but I think this guy’s a racist
So Google show me Frank’s balls…

Frank
Wh-what does it say

Eric

You have testicular cance-

Frank
FU-

Filthy Frank Vs Eric Andre. rap battle. by fightmarker

The most iconic Nintendo characters in history, battle-tested heroes who have forged a formidable legacy in the video game industry, collide in a rap battle.

McGuinnsBook as Mario 
RaccoonBroVA as Link 
garbageGothic as Navi
Eddiefrb as Cappy
Written & Directed by SIR Rap Battles
Additional writing help by 3ple, Sham, RaccoonBroVA and JK03
Edited by Shimario, RNG, 3ple & SIR Rap Battles
Mixed by Serena
Beat by Freshy Kanal
Art by Blast03
Produced by RaccoonBroVA and Sham
Cover art by JotaSeis

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Eea7iIQUDi9om0uKjY5blAm_dqwtzNHSxgb-THqFYWs/edit?usp=sharing

Mario vs Link. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. McGuinnsBook & RaccoonBroVA)

As our second installment for Barbminheimer weekend, we are proud to present to you Nintendo's fearless, persistently lost little guy, Captain Oliamr, against renowned actor, Nic Cage! Is everything as it seems though? Enjoy!

CAST:
Zawesome as Nic Cage
Mr. Tibbs as Captain Olimar
Mr. Tibbs as The IRS

LYRICS:
NIC CAGE:
I’m Nic Cage, flows insane, I spit Crood, Ghost Rider
Movie gold got, they sold lots, I’m so cool…. Ghost Rider
I’ve read up on your people, they have a passion for treasure
But don’t try bring me to Hocotate cuz I’m a National Treasure
However, I’m not greedy, people wanna see me, especially ones so teeny
Teeny weenie when they see me with babes in bikinis, makin’ dollar, Don Barzini
Top dog, I go raw when I blaze y’all like “DOO DOO”, gone in a second
Don’t need more to leave this vegan dead and wrecked and
Firstly, did I say I’m Nic Cage, I’m so sexy, secondly
I’m stealing this battle like a Chihuahua, allegedly
Fuck Kathleen for that she made herself an enemy

CAPTAIN OLIMAR:
I’m too busy smokin’ fat doobies
A dream blunt rotation between me and my boy Louie

NIC CAGE:
I thought this would be a breeze, but he’s deflected me with ease
Maybe I should bring up Pikmin 3, but he wasn’t really in Pikmin 3
Maybe bring up the Gamecube or how his third game flopped on the Wii
No, that’s not true! Also that’s the U, not the Wii!

THE IRS:
Mr. Cage, sorry to interrupt, please step into my office
I was looking at your tax reports, I’m noticing some odd losses
So we have a few things to discuss, I’ve got your W-2, 1099
Your 1098 and there’s a few question on my mind
Such as how is it that a man who’s worth 45 million in assets
Acquire all these bad debts, let’s get down to brass tacks
You own 15 houses and 22 vehicles
Including 9 Rolls Royces and I guess a T Rex Skull
You owe a lot in back tax
So do what it takes to get stacks
Fast cash to get in the black
That’s a Tax Lien back

NIC CAGE:
Come on man, cut me some slack, I was almost the Man of Steel!
What about him, he owes money! 

THE IRS:
You know he’s also not real, so

CAGE:
Face off? 

THE IRS:
Mine now. 

CAGE:
Con Air? 

THE IRS:
Belongs to me.

CAGE:
That can’t be, what about Speed? 

THE IRS:
Well that was Keanu Reeves but
Yea, that’s what we call paying what you owe
Don’t try to run or hide, the government always knows
So get your over acting ass back to acting trashy indies
Use that family name of yours to pay us back those millies
And the paper trail was obvious, I mean, dude, what did you think?
That we just let Hollywood elite get away with tax fraud? wink

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Musiclide

Captain Olimar vs Nic Cage | Gridline Rap Battles Season 3

A very happy Halloween to all of you who have been waiting for this battle for YEARS. We have faux reality show host, Chris McLean, pitted up against one of the single most iconic slashers in cinema, Jason Voorhees! Enjoy!

CAST:
Mr. Tibbs as Jason Voorhees
Jacuto as Chris McLean

LYRICS:
JASON VOORHEES:
Rising from the grave; it looks like Jason Lives
What is this, Dramarama? I’m not here to fucking babysit
I’m menacingly idle but your plots move even slower
So now this Killer Bass is coming for a Screaming Gopher
My silence spawns screams and leaves no Survivors
You sound like you were voiced by a surfer from Fiverr
You use your show as an excuse for you to pick on kids
Total Drama my ass, you’re on some Jigsaw shit
I’ve been to space in the future and my shit’s more grounded
Should I have put this in a song for you to wrap your head around it?
Your chatty head’s getting washed up on this Jersey Shore
Trust me, I’ve dealt with annoying psychopaths before

CHRIS MCLEAN:
Alright campers, to qualify for your next meal
Your challenge for today is to figure out this dude’s deal
Pull-Up on me all you want. This momma’s boy should change his pampers
‘Cause it looks like someone’s not a very happy camper
When you fell in the lake I bet you probably pissed in fear
But your view of the bottom must’ve been Crystal clear
I can tell you’re not the smartest, giving head starts to your targets
I’m the host with the most- (Jason interrupts) what, criminal charges?

JASON VOORHEES:
The goal of your show was to leave people frightened
But it blew up in your face worse than Pahkitew Island
Your psyche is fueled by others’ pain and despair
Like, dude... how the fuck are you still on the air?!
You drew together a format that was a low effort clone
Let me show you real Action when you’re in the woods alone
My kill count is boundless, bet you wish you could match it
But you got Chef, though I’d do better work with a Hatchet
You’re the craziest and weakest foe I’ve ever faced
Did it ever Don on you that that’s why you got replaced?

CHRIS MCLEAN:
Hah, good one, Gretzky, but I gotta stop ya
Cos your fame is sinking faster than Camp Wawanakwa
Ey yo, take it easy, I know you’re in a cruel mood
But taking my campers from me? Not cool dude
An encounter in the woods may find this zombie solo
But I know who pulls the strings of this swampy Quasimodo
And if that rings a bell, unless my story’s wrong
I’m referring to the Archback of Votre Dame
You’re known for a series where every entry is lame
So your immunity won’t protect you from the Dock of Shame
Don’t rock the Boat of Losers, more than ties may be severed
Now go to hell, Jason, and don’t come back… e-ver

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Chris McLean Vs. Jason Voorhees | Gridline Rap Battles Season 3

Mr Hippo: 
My friend, it seems that you’ve met your demise
I mean you’ve gotta be stuffed, just look at your size!
But that doesn’t matter, in this fight I’ll be the one who’s king
When I make those eyeball rings tumble back over the ring!
Why don't you sit for a while? Seems you’re already beat!
I could drape you with a cloth while I turn up the heat
You’ll get beat to a pulp, you will wish you were dead!
I’m running circles round ya like all of the fruits in your head
I gotta say, I highly doubt that your weak spot is your gut
When you’re belchin home to mommy from the kid’s uppercut
and, your mother, I wonder, is she still around?
Does she know her son would rather wear a belt than the crown?
That reminds me of a time, I was with my pal Orville
We took a trip to the zoo, and what we saw there was horrible
I could have sworn it was you, except a bit more adorable.. 
Even Nedbear’s got looks that are more bearable!
Ah, sorry bout that, if it hadn’t been for me
They might have put your face on games outside of the Wii
I mean, it was always gonna end this way,
You know, battling a half robot half hippopotamus.. I guess you could call it a robo-potamus.. That’s very strange is it not? I mean, who even comes up with an idea like that?

King Hippo: 
AGGGH, little robot stop yapping
Talk any longer, King Hippo will be napping
Why silly old man facing me here anyway?
You make heavy players wait? HIPPO IS A HEAVYWEIGHT
King Hippo no care you rip off of Fazbear
I rip off your spring locks, giving you a jump scare
You trash and the gang, me the king in the ring!
Here's the thing, PUNCH STING, BELL GO DING DING DING
YOU NO HIPPO, you ramble and you drag out the death
A REAL HIPPO kill the guard and chew up what is left
Look at your pal, it is clear he doesn’t want you around,
Watch him drop you a like frozen bird that's hitting the ground
Me the beast with the jaws that you leap inside of
Watch you weep and cry from one sweep of my glove
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIPPO IN THE RING, Mr. Hypocrite,
Say you’re mediocre, BUT GEEZER ISN’T EVEN IT

Mr Hippo: 
That's neither here nor there, sounds like you’re unaware
That there’s traces of cancer in your underwear
Despite that, you still sold them to all of your fans?
This boxer’s pair of boxers hold the only punch he lands!
How are you weak to the others and claim you still got the throne?
Forget the manhole cover, you could eat a man WHOLE!
And yet, a smaller guy was enough for the crown,
Reminds me of a time… OH WAIT, THAT’S NOW!
Pick up those shorts friend, OH, I gotta admit
I realized you want the belt cuz it’s your only fit
A-and you just won't listen, they’ve been saggin’ for years
Are you sure that Mike Tyson didn’t bite off your ears?
You lacked flow and you choked, barely knew what was happenin!
Turning to a brighter blue, more than you were on Captain N!
And it’s true, ever since, you’ve only been a contender
So just retire from boxing and go back to selling your blenders

King Hippo: 
Hahaha, this battle is joke!
CALL REFEREE, Hipp-opponent is broke!
Get off of my circuit, your circuits are withered 
Even your magnet can stick to the point better!
Should have tagged in the frog, maybe then you hip hop
But you made like the bear, and spat noise until your head popped
You and your crew should never 1v1 me
you colored like fruit, AND THIS HIPPO HUNGRY HUNGRY
You are losing your mind, I agree with the elephant
Everything that you said was completely irrelevant
With your sour flow, you aren’t worth the dough
Your brain must be duck because it start to implode
Unlike the duck, I eat, feast, and thrive
Robot need a battery in the ass to survive
So keep your sandwiches and bland disses at park,
You meant to be scary? You lack bite and bark!
In both rapping and fighting, you were easy to beat
Did they stuff you with Glass Joe? You’re so feeble and weak! 
When you lose in this fight, you’ll have a story alright
Punch you out like Sandman, Ultimate Custom NIGHT NIGHT

Mr. Hippo (FNaF) Vs King Hippo (Punch Out!!) -RAP BATTLE-

Written by King Ducky

Thumbnail by Tompuffs

Mario:
Yahoo! I’ll boot your pack, you sewer rats who
We're neutered to where you wear gloves and act human, and you have the streams to back too yet People don’t renew your app due to Disney plus ads too!

The doctors in, when execs accept what your offering
You edit and alter it inoffensive yet in bad taste
to soft serve kids, except it slaughters
the life from all their scripts 
Steamboat Willy carries the black plague! 

You seem sober yet sure can’t escape your racist past!
Stooping lower than your animators wages can (Mamma Mia)
So go win cheese when placed in Disney's rat races
Mickey's blank slates in the logo which he can’t face!

Hasn't Walt called? Or your PR team? Asking you to see your leave?
Half things you do need their clean fore’ grasping through to theatre screens
Acting you grew, please, your schemes have things sued, suits meet their needs so
He can act Oswald’s “mirror me” smeared to be legal!

Mickey:
Why do his part as a plumber if there’s 
drugs to be found?
Only pipes you fix are crack ones to pair with weird mushrooms he downs
A sewer loser, you sure stink of a sweaty flush
I don’t need to shit on you, a whole kingdom already does!

Stomping turtles and tossing their shells into pits 
Jumping to hit the bricks with citizens within them; housed to die 
Then running for hills to kiss a princess which isn’t interested 
This idiot’s the villain, bring him down to size with a single pinch!

I get to make dreams come true 
But that second game wasn’t a dream from you was it?
Guess it takes guts when ya cut and paste
Only switch to the Switch 2 was upping rates!

Yoshi does half ya job for ya, for ya to leave him to plumb-et
Solely to be an uplift for ya to be reaching the summit 
He raised you in both ways too, to be lay waste to 
Oh boy! Two this two that, who’ll give a crap when WE remake you! 

Mario:
I’m out dating while you’re outdated
Only loved by developing ages and devout mouse sadists! 
You blame my classics and features then (oh no)
You play Live Actions while having the theatres dead! 

But let's not break your worth
The cut is coming from when sweatshops make your merch! And ya 
Can't save face black facing, can’t say this save if  mandated 
It'sa you who snapped Disney's rat trap and can’t escape it! 

Mickey:
Ya squash blocks, it’s not groundbreaking, pipe down 
Hodgepodge stereotypes: chiMario might yell
One of his 4 lines out, been this way since eighty three
Hotdog! It’s just like how all of his games repeat

Leaves kingdoms all wrecked peach sickness; obsessed 
He's bringing possession evicting consent
Mario is missing but I’ll show him what a hit is 
With no brother to step on wait…  how's it feel in second place?

Scrapped Mario vs. Mickey Demo

What's up boys, we are back with an audio release for some fun! Today we got the legendary Japanese terror, Godzilla, against former President of the United States, Harry Truman, enjoy!

CAST:
Freshy Kanal as Godzilla
Raichous as Harry Truman

LYRICS:
Godzilla:
I’m the pinnacle reptile, call me Monster Zero-One
With the size to backup my rhyme skill, second to none
I’m a mic Destroyah, but we already knew I spit fire
Here’s a Fair Deal: I won’t crush you if you retire
You’re puny, mortal, too emasculate for a foe
You’re as unguarded as the last time you stepped down from your post
I made King Kong my bitch, even the Avengers couldn’t harm me
Now I’m dunkin’ on your raps like I did to Charles Barkley
There’s not a single thing you’ve done that’s ever turned a profit
The original failed businessman to be elected to office
You’ve got nothing to say, but this Monsterverse was legendary
You can’t beat this, so go on then, give me hell, Harry

Truman:
I was sipping bourbon when I was called to fight an iguana
Now it’s time to tip the scales on a stuntman in a condom
I’m a True Man; I speak my mind, just look through the Doctrine
And I’m not the only office that has bombs worth dropping
I can see the headlines already, print says Truman beats Godzilla
‘Cause despite your snickery, your films are far too vanilla
You dunk into the ocean, perhaps to hide from CPS, I see
But that freak of kid's defense is likely throwing his eggs at me

Godzilla:
Kaiju not tell when you’re outmatched? I’m known for wiping out armies
So this ancient waste of office space could never hope to scar me
After one shitty season, it's time to end the Truman Show
‘Cause I’ve tore down your rhymes like I devastated Tokyo

Truman:
I'm not exactly the one to hinder upon the churches
but your revival did that for me, by rendering the God worthless
I haberdashed your chances of a Resurgence of rhymes
As I plunged your ass back in the sea for the final time

Godzilla:
Eisen-howah ‘bout you retreat? Or I’ll just end your term early
You’d need an Oxygen-Destroyer to pardon this turkey
The King of Monsters just sent another peasant straight to jail
This old man’s just frustrated 'cause, like his organs, he failed

Truman:
I’m a seasoned veteran; you’re a brine-spitting toad
Even Dewey could defeat you. There’s your headline, Chicago
So I’ll seal the deal against this threat from the Far East
I spit phat rhymes to beat you, now a fat man to kill this beast

Beat by: Allrounda
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Cover by: Commander Jacob
Art by: Cyancoat Enzo

Godzilla Vs Harry Truman| GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

I don’t gun turtles I’m a turtle with guns

I make music for games sometimes and funny albums sometimes not very good at it though

turtlegunner - King of the Jaws (Remix)

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