wow! another creepypasta battle! how original, trakked!
WoodenHornets as Abandoned by Disney
Spidey Fam as Gateway of the Mind
Beat produced by Trunkxs
Written by Trakked and Nooby
Mixed by Jordy
Thumbnail by Trakked

Battle:
Abandoned By Disney: (0:29)
Welcome to Treasure Island! It’s time I put your mind to silence
You’ll find I’m violent, so I’ll defile this eyeless private
Did you read the sign? Mascots only in my territory, 
Can’t bear your story, so short, yet so unfairly boring!
So, why do you wanna pick a fight against me? I don’t mean your studies when I say you shouldn’t test me
You claim to see a deity? You don’t impress me. So imma make a hot dog outta this deadbeat
It’s a game; cat and mouse, and you are the victim, i’d tell you to listen but you’re a lost cause
You’d stay in your house, but with all those symptoms, I’d say that we both are abandoned by God!
Hoho! Go back to your nursing home, you elderly disgrace
Maybe they’ll put you down to stop you tearing at your face
You can’t escape the voices, your frail attempts make me scoff
But enough of this wild goose chase.. I wanna see your head come off!

Gateway of the Mind: (1:12)
Oh dear.. They don’t stop.. Please don’t make me fight...
It’s time you finally climb out your hole and see the light
Open the gate, see the truth and know the meaning of my visions
As the doors of Heaven close, you will never be forgiven.

Abandoned by Disney:(1:25)
You had visions of your wife and I’m sure that was pretty tragic
But as soon as you died, your story did too and lost its magic
I wish my senses were gone too.. You.. think that you’ll fool me?
I thought I was abandoned by people, but who remembers your movie?

Gateway of the Mind:(1:40)
My mind serves as a gateway toward paranormal events
While you seek hatred to the corporation that you represent 
And they lost millions of dollars due to you failing with business
So makes sense you lost your head when it’s riddled with mental illness
I have spoken with God, and he’s told me to do this; I’ll hold no restraint on myself
It’s clear through the years that you already blew this, take these words and I’ll send you to hell
I speak with the dead so I know why you’re here, your franchise was lost because all those expenses
So If you want to talk with Walt Disney, I suggest you abandon your senses.
You were thrown in shallow water, stuck in xenophobic history
Inverted and perverted, no, your costume holds no beauty
They weren’t happy with your buildings, so your bankruptcy’s no mystery
I’m finally released from my torment and God has opened his gate to me

Abandoned by Disney vs Gateway of the Mind - Rap Cypher #24

Me as everyone
Mixed and mastered by me
Instrumental by Epistra
Cover art by Fightmarker

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qj4Z87NO63IzS1FtscMXHACpO4Bd7owkKaflX1wH7gA/edit?usp=sharing

Ghostface vs Baldi. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Azia as Lofi Girl 
RaccoonBroVA as Kousei Arima
Written by Special Inquisitor Rayyan
Mixed by Light
Beat by Epistra
Cover art by M!CAH
Art in Cover Art by Charles Draws

Lofi Girl (0:13)
Uh, could you quiet down please? I'm trying to revise
At least so I can put my mind to writing lines to fight this guy
I'd turn my headphones up a little to drown out your music
But it's useless when you'd do it to yourself, all 'cause your trauma's ruthless! 
(Hit it)
You really just don't know when to quit it
With living in the past like a haunted spirit
As a child, your skill built you a positive image
But you tore it apart in your music exhibit
It took a dying girl to push your limits
But you didn't wanna pay her visit
When she fought for her life with her failing condition
Just 'cause you were jealous of her friend, what a dimwit
My pen game’s divine, man, check my assignments 
A's all around, you fall flat in the C (sea) that you're trapped in
Your whole life, you've come across violence/violins
Both from the love and the mom which you're lacking 
Face the facts, kid, your existence is tragic, you get beaten up everywhere you go  
And gave your fans a sour taste in their mouths, like you just played them one of your notes

Kousei (0:54):
I often feel trapped, yes, but you're no exception 
Forced to listen to the same songs on repeat 24/7
I can sense the torment in you, your soul’s gradually decaying
Even I don't suffer that much from the music I've been playing (Uh)
You're counterproductive, waving a pen back and forth will not get you the grades that you strive for
None of the tests you've prepared and revised for could compare to all the demons that I've fought
Sleep, you're deprived of, while I am simply unrivaled if we talk musical style
The pianist idol, you just sit idle slaving away with your notes in a cycle
Took over ChilledCow’s channel but you ain't got any beef
You're telling me this Miyazaki reject is my enemy?
Quit selling me your vinyls with recycled compositions
Jade, don't mess with me - in song I'm known to crush my opposition! (Ohhh!)

Lofi Girl (1:36):
I'm taking notes, you can't hear ‘em; to Ryota, you're an interference 
Between him and the girl that you're missing, lied to up until her disappearance 
Feared you couldn't play like you once did; fell from the pedestal that people put you on
No wonder you kept beating yourself up with such an abusive mom 
Don't you get it, Kousei? It's your fate 
Everyone that you love’s being taken away
Couldn't find time with Tsubaki to play
‘Cause you were too busy getting slapped in the face (Ay!)
I can see why you and Kaori match
You're the brains to her brawn ‘cause a brain’s what she lacks
Nothing measures up to the scale of your strife;
All the joy that you’ve felt were short-lived like her life

Kousei (2:02):
I've been taught by the best to not do my worst
And I've caught the attention of all to my work
Jade, you've fought to impress them and leave them immersed
But you brought only dread like you sold them your merch
And I ought to address the barren way that you look
I'd bring more emotion to a keyboard than you could
Face it, you will never top me in fights
When I redesign that face like a copyright strike 
I’ve been moving people with my music since I was a kid
You’re stuck in the same spot for schoolwork, hoping you don’t fail at it
No family in sight to shed any shred of remorse
Just a Whisper to our Hearts, and it's time I finally silenced yours (Shhhh)

Lofi Girl vs Kousei Arima. SIR Rap Battles Season 2 (ft. Azia & RaccoonBroVA)

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vTmQyaNYOd3cRLAxIPRWeeLa-rW6ncPB1TsIgXT8Q-o/edit
Mothmancha as Leonard Church
AdamDRB as Mordecai
Kamren the Person as Rigby
SonicProdigy55 as Lavernius Tucker
Alen as Muscle Man
Written by MetaMachine
Mixing by Serena
Thumbnail by JK03
Beat by Barrie Gledden and Tie Reilly of Audio Network
Hint for next time: "If looks could kill." (ft. King Mewtwo)

Leonard Church vs. Mordecai

Fuck you it's Boyfriend vs Slim Shady

Spidey Fam as Boyfriend
Nathan Provost as Slim Shady
Written by Serena
Additional help by Fightmarker
Produced by H3 Music
Mixed and Mastered by Serena

Slim Shady
Hi kids! Do you like Friday Night Funkin? (yeah!)
and the constant crap mods that are dropping? 
I swear I’d rather shove a gerbil up my ass
Than look at this virgin, simping, blue haired jackass
I’m in the basement with Dre, making hits and smoking bowls
While your fans are down there waiting for mom to bring the pizza rolls
You really blow, you got no dough while I’m a highlight every show
You gotta know, that matching my talent is just impossible
You really expect me to believe you’re 19?
So fucking short I’m not able to trace you at the crime scene
Not a tight squeeze, I’ll shove your girl in the trunk
An axe, some gloves, some acid, still don’t give a funk 

Boyfriend
Oh real original making fun of my height
How’d you work with a doctor and your career still died
I may fight with my girlfriend, and sometimes I don’t listen
But at least I don’t fucking abuse her like Kim (kick it!)
There’s a slim chance you’re beating me I’m shooting my rhymes with precision
You’re a villain, I stay winning, beating this dude with no bitches
I admit you were a legend, but now Marshall’s just coping
Hoping, he’ll go back to the days of provoking
Evoking, these feelings from the press and the crowd
But he now says “bor-nana” and he’s proud
What now? You’re stuck in the 90s as a has-been
With a style aged poorly and gone out of fashion

Slim Shady
I really don’t get it, do you hate me or not?
Might be the ganja, but you sound like a robot
With your bleeps and bloops, and your kooky crew
You’re acting straight to cover up the dude you blew
Every single level is just the same old shit
Flip the script, make out with Daddy Dearest
Write the priorities down, make a fucking shopping list
At the top write “Suck Slim Shady’s dick”

Boyfriend
Jesus and I thought your first verse was bland
Good to know in 20 years your writing can’t expand
You’re missing all the notes, you’re at the end of the line
Shame you suck at the genre you redefined 
You got a million copycats, I’m one of a kind
But all those copycat rappers, they’re ones that you’ve signed
You’re the guide, brainwash all those young minds
Peace out loser, from ninjamuffin99

Slim Shady Vs Boyfriend. Rap Battle Arena Bonus Battle. (Feat. Nathan Provost and Spidey Fam)

Filthy Frank
Filthy Frank motherfucker, Bitch
Yeah I saw your fucking show and that shit was fucking cringe
You couldn’t even make Pink Guy smile-”ey boss”-not even closely 
So if you’re claiming the GOAT then fucker I’m your Goatsee
Yeah fuck you man- you’ve fucked up more times than he has
And this is MY rap battle fuck off to the ricefields with the rest
Losing a Rap Battle? You should kill yourself!
OH YEAH do it Like Right Now!

Eric Andre
Today’s guest is obsessed with uh hentai
Famous cause he dressed in a pink zentai 
And then starting air fucking to some EDM music
And fucked that genre with that trend worse than some Skrillex (audience laughter)
The Nickelodeon Girls, you yoniked your spoinky to Frank (audience laughs)
Are the same guests on my late night show getting PRANKED! (audience laughs)
You inspired a generation of kids to be intolerant assholes (audience laughs)
And- god can you shut the fuck up? (silence)

Hannibal
That’s fucked up man why’d you do that man

Eric Andre
Even Lil Nas loves my show, cause i’m not a homophobic bitch
Who, if I look in my notes here, allegedly touches kids
Who started these allegations? I did, cause it’s true
But welcome my next guest-

Announcer: 
-Hannibal’s Busting Through!

Hannibal Buress:
Morpheus, Dorpheus
Orpheus, go eat some walruses
orifices
Red pill, blue pill
Morpheus, Walruses
Seashells by the Seashorpheus

Filthy Frank
Okay then, so it’s my turn right 

Eric Andre
What's up with your voice

Frank
What?

Eric
Like why do you sound like that

Frank 
I have throat cancer

Eric
...okay

Frank
Tell double Chin Chin that he better shut it now
I've seen better flow come from rappers on soundcloud 
Papa Franku is god, greatest of all time
I spit the sickest shit, and now I’ll turn it into wine

*gun shots*

Eric Andre
Who killed Frank? Besides Joji
Let’s go to the streets to see they remember you brosky

Random Guy on the street
Yeah I don’t know who this Filthy DeFranco geek is

Hannibal
Let's give a quick shout out to the homie Creep Switch

Pause for applause 

Eric Andre 
the best rapper since Logic so you best not be forgetting
I’m rocking like 3/11, you’re shitting like 9/11
Look I’m no MLK but I think this guy’s a racist
So Google show me Frank’s balls…

Frank
Wh-what does it say

Eric

You have testicular cance-

Frank
FU-

Filthy Frank Vs Eric Andre. rap battle. by fightmarker

A very happy Halloween to all of you who have been waiting for this battle for YEARS. We have faux reality show host, Chris McLean, pitted up against one of the single most iconic slashers in cinema, Jason Voorhees! Enjoy!

CAST:
Mr. Tibbs as Jason Voorhees
Jacuto as Chris McLean

LYRICS:
JASON VOORHEES:
Rising from the grave; it looks like Jason Lives
What is this, Dramarama? I’m not here to fucking babysit
I’m menacingly idle but your plots move even slower
So now this Killer Bass is coming for a Screaming Gopher
My silence spawns screams and leaves no Survivors
You sound like you were voiced by a surfer from Fiverr
You use your show as an excuse for you to pick on kids
Total Drama my ass, you’re on some Jigsaw shit
I’ve been to space in the future and my shit’s more grounded
Should I have put this in a song for you to wrap your head around it?
Your chatty head’s getting washed up on this Jersey Shore
Trust me, I’ve dealt with annoying psychopaths before

CHRIS MCLEAN:
Alright campers, to qualify for your next meal
Your challenge for today is to figure out this dude’s deal
Pull-Up on me all you want. This momma’s boy should change his pampers
‘Cause it looks like someone’s not a very happy camper
When you fell in the lake I bet you probably pissed in fear
But your view of the bottom must’ve been Crystal clear
I can tell you’re not the smartest, giving head starts to your targets
I’m the host with the most- (Jason interrupts) what, criminal charges?

JASON VOORHEES:
The goal of your show was to leave people frightened
But it blew up in your face worse than Pahkitew Island
Your psyche is fueled by others’ pain and despair
Like, dude... how the fuck are you still on the air?!
You drew together a format that was a low effort clone
Let me show you real Action when you’re in the woods alone
My kill count is boundless, bet you wish you could match it
But you got Chef, though I’d do better work with a Hatchet
You’re the craziest and weakest foe I’ve ever faced
Did it ever Don on you that that’s why you got replaced?

CHRIS MCLEAN:
Hah, good one, Gretzky, but I gotta stop ya
Cos your fame is sinking faster than Camp Wawanakwa
Ey yo, take it easy, I know you’re in a cruel mood
But taking my campers from me? Not cool dude
An encounter in the woods may find this zombie solo
But I know who pulls the strings of this swampy Quasimodo
And if that rings a bell, unless my story’s wrong
I’m referring to the Archback of Votre Dame
You’re known for a series where every entry is lame
So your immunity won’t protect you from the Dock of Shame
Don’t rock the Boat of Losers, more than ties may be severed
Now go to hell, Jason, and don’t come back… e-ver

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Chris McLean Vs. Jason Voorhees | Gridline Rap Battles Season 3

Welcome to the eighteenth installment of “Quick Diss”! We got two… fucking dumbasses! It's that one pink obese starfish, Patrick Star! Trying to dog it out with the character who is clearly a dog but gets confused for a cow bull thing for some reason, Goofy!

Lyrics:
Goofy:
Gawrsh, Rick! A sponge soaking sap is what your pair amounts?
Like Paramount! I'll make a mountain out of your pebble house!
How you flipping that thing but still can't flip a patty
Patty flipped his padding, and now all he does is freakin'…. padding!
A-hyuck! I'm pulling your leg, and it won't regenerate
Between two psychotic Patrick's, I'm messin' with Bate
Not to say I couldn't catch this fish on a hook with bait
Offer em' a spin-off and it's practically tooken, heyyy…
Wait a minute. That was meta, shucks
But you're just a loser, while Goofy tends to, "Hyuck"
If me having a son didn't get to register
But you're a chub, if asking for food tends to g-check this register!

Patrick:
Is mayonnaise a verse? 'Cus if not, I'll have to pack you.
I must son you! So let's think of what would Max do
He'd prob ignore your advice, say you're destroying his life
Oooh wait, you're the dad, or you're supposed to be, riight?

Goofy:
Uhh, glad you could pin it down! So spare me the kindness
'Cus you're a pinhead, I'll knock you down with a bit of strikin'
The fingers grip like I di-

Patrick:
Heyyy, who you callin pinhead.
I'm the real Goober here! And I don't even fall for tripping

Goofy:
Shucks, you think you'd get smarter after you fell off again
Now your show's like Rocky, I'll start by tossin' it
Exec's camping, it's all just meh, you dropped ice when that came near
Stephen rolls in his grave like; "we should be safe here"!

Patrick:
You’re milkin' your goofy ahh battle raps while you still can
Might be why his fam likes to get smooched by the milkman.
There’s no battling Patrick, I’ll hang the fight up that quick
Lose ‘cause your lining tactics? No, this is rap-trick!
They ask if it's trap then I tend to get maddened!
They're not even crabs, it makes me crabby when it happens…
Oh yeaaah, I have to pop this giraffe 
And, I ain't talking the spots they have when you get some hands
Guess, I'm owning this caught dog, so you can tell how Pluto feels
But he’s got no hot-dog in him! Hence why you pulled a veal
The inner amalgamations of my pen is an enigma
Do you live under a…ehhh, uhhhhhhh.

-CAST-
Patrick Star: jort
Goofy: RaccoonBroVA

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: Smush
Written by: JaCoN, and Danii
Beat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2CcQA6SCRY&ab_channel=Anywaywell
Beat Produced by: Anywaywell
Mixed by: jort

Patrick Star vs Goofy - (Quick Diss) #18

Watch this video for this battle! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x4s7gR7tVA

Welcome back to Shimario's Rap Battles! We have an obscure one today lmao, with a battle between 2 indie Itch.io games caught the eyes of many of my fellow rap battle makers. We have Mary Anta, the protagonist of ArcadeKitten's visual novel Cemetery Mary, against Preston Ramirez, the main villain of Dreadful Studios' horror game Preston's Hourglass. Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

Check out the original games here!
Cemetery Mary: https://arcadekitten.itch.io/cemetery-mary
Preston's Hourglass: https://dreadfulstudio.itch.io/prestons-hourglass

garbageGothic as Mary Anta
https://www.youtube.com/@garbageGothic

Fightmarker as Preston
https://www.youtube.com/@fightmarker

Written and Directed by: Shimario
Beat Produced by: Whodunit Beats
Beat Arranged by: Shimario
Mixed by: Fightmarker
Edited by: Shimario 
Art by: A Trash Artist and ColeTheCole
Additional Assets by: Rabi, Commander Jacob, and ArcadeKitten
Thumbnail by: Rabi
Special Thanks to: ItsNugget, the Maryheads, ArcadeKitten, and Dreadful Studios

LYRICS: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lPyrPUb0kLeFhGPyxR77H0WRl8FU2Jenu3a4tnsyEoU/edit?usp=sharing 

Thanks for listening! I'll see you guys whenever I decide to appear again lmao.

Cemetery Mary vs Preston's Hourglass - Shimario's Rap Battles

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written by casey william, dilly and cri
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