Produced and Engineered by
TwoMinutesTurkish.
Copyrights MMXXV
MysticGuildMusics and
Project Omnis Alexandria.
All Rights Reserved.

For downloads, loops, samples, stems, or just to bs, DM me.
Thanks for listening.

Periculo Tranquilo (Best Buddies mix 2025)

TwoMinutesTurkish is the architect and curator of Project Omnis Alexandria, and co-founder of the MysticGuildMusics Collective,
alongside lifelong friend, co-conspirator and cohort,
zen master monk(https://soundcloud.com/zenmastermonk).


TwoMinutesTurkish was born in the foothills of the Ozark Mountains of northern
Arkansas, USA in the early 2000s. Since that time, his sound has evolved past such antiquated and archaic notions as "genre" or "style"; and with each new excursion, he opens 
even more sonic wormholes to explore. With influences ranging from classical,
jazz, big band, symphonic, blues, hip-hop, dub, reggae, punk, funk, rock, world music, psychedelic, outlaw country, metal, EDM, and gothic americana, his productions are as varied and complex as the bizarre regions he roamed in his early creative years. TmT has scoured the depths of the sonic realms of the multiverse in order to facilitate the realization of his strange brain children and bring his sounds to life to share far and wide. 
Stone Cold Deep Space Lo-Fi Sci-Fried Hillbilly Jams, Crashed in the Wasteland.
These sounds are transmitted to you via  the VibratoSphere, for your listening pleasure and aural stimulation. 



TwoMinutesTurkish finds the following things intriguing and/or interesting, and worthy of
further research and/or investigation:

Hillbilly ingenuity, CSETI, CE-3s and 5s, B. Gesserits, spice-miners, spacefolders, starcruisers, wormriders, browncoats, noise-cancelling cans, bass&treble, noise gates, quarter-notes, 432hz and 440hz tunings, stargates, mechanically inclined wookiees, astro-mech droids, matter replicators and transporters, genre-bendification and mixation, hill-dwelling cephalopods, vintage guitars, cerebral interfaces, preamplification, trichomes, terpenology, cannabinoids, somniferums, borosilicate glass, lampworkers, fine aged distillates, craft-brews, big speakers, pigtail-coiled cables, transistors, resistors, your sister(s), well-honed wits and blades, clever editing that never shows the hero reload, wind-up and spring-loaded devices, Tesla Coil(s), slow-decaying orbits and delays, subharmonics, 60Hz hum, 64bit laptops, chebyshev waves, timestretching, tape decks, un-grounded circuitry, large bore K-frame revolvers, unlicensed bareknuckle pikey boxing, dags, and caravans.


Dislikes:
Reavers, fascists, melanoma, mooninites, prohibition, opera, dry spells, Harkonnens, Slow Blades, dogs small enough to be easily confused with dirt vermints,
Dirt Vermints.