Name: Clinton vs Walter - Epic Rap Battles of White Station #2 by Tyler Pilkinton
Duration: 2 min 1 s
Description: This is a sequel to the rap battle I uploaded a while back, the second in the Epic Rap Battles of White Station series.

Alex Rochon as Spamton
https://www.youtube.com/user/peanut3423
Quizzique as Vince Offer and Spamton (Brackets)
https://www.youtube.com/c/Quizzique

Written and Mixed by Quizzique
Beat by InsaneBeatz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf8Qf7u7iX0
Thumbnail by Quizzique
Special Thanks: GamingPlush64, Trakked, WAN

LYRICS
Vince Offer:
Hi, it’s Vince here with a new product to throw ya!
It’s called an ad blocker, and I’m sure that it’ll blow up
When I show the Dark World denizens, they’ll see right past this specimen
A skeleton of a salesman whose only caller never showed up!
The fanbase finally got over that clown around town
Now you’re the new fetish bait on the DeviantArt grounds
Hey, I’ve gotta ask a quick question to this outcast Addison
How’d you think that jacking fits wouldn’t land you in a trashy pit?
They tossed you in the garbage bin, now you’re stuck making dumpster deals
Asked Kris to find a cartridge, then you tricked them and brought hell on wheels
You thought their soul would bring you light, the Lightners always make good stuff
But you stayed a puppet, no freedom in sight, guess you just weren’t [[BIG]] enough


Spamton:
WOAH! WHO LET THE [[Hochi Mama]] ABUSER ON THE TRACKS?
EVEN I RESPECT WOMEN WHEN RIPPING THEM OFF FOR THEIR [[Wacky Stacks!]]
NOW I’M A [[Number 1 Salesman]] SO I’VE SOLD MY SHARE OF SCRAPS AND FLOPS
BUT YOUR [[Directorial]] DEBUT? THAT MUST’VE GONE THROUGH ONE OF YOUR [[Slap chops!]]
I’LL HAND IT TO YOU, YOU PUT [[HeartShapedObject]] IN ALL YOUR PRODUCTS
BUT LATELY YOU’VE FALLEN HARDER THAN YOU DID IN [[Legal Misconducts]]
SCIENTOLOGY SMEARED YOU LIKE A [[Sham]] AND YOU CRIED “THAT’S [[Bologne]]”
THEN YOU PAID THE PRICE, GUESS YOU'RE NOT [[Invinceable]], MR SHLOMI
THINGS ARE LOOKING SCHTICKY LIKE YOU WERE [[Posing]] FOR A MUGSHOT
BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME, VINCE, THAT YOU WANNA BE A [[BIG SHOT!]]
SO STEP INTO MY SHOP AND HEAR THE [[Dialtone]] SING
BUT IT WON’T BE ANY OF YOUR [[Esteemed customers]] THAT’LL RING


Vince Offer:
You follow this, camera guy? Spamley thinks I care for his wacky stacks!
Even with that cash, the queen still kicked you around like a hacky sack
Without NEO you’ve got no guts, your kromer deals don’t make the cuts
I hear that you’re a fan of pipis, so I bet you’re gonna love my nuts!


Spamton:
ME? LOVE YOUR NUTS? BUT THEY’VE GOT NO [[Glory]]
SINCE MELODY CLAIRE REALIZED MARRIAGE WASN’T MANDATORY
BUT THAT [[Quicky Grass]] COMMERCIAL, WOAH, NOW THAT’S A STORY
IT’S [[Not Cool!]] VINCE, FOR A SALESMAN TO ACT THAT PREDATORY
YOU USED TO BE SOMEBODY, YOU COULD SELL ANYONE A DOGGY BAG
BUT NOWADAYS YOU’VE BEEN REDUCED TO NOTHING BUT A [[College Humor]] GAG
[[HEAVEN]] ARE YOU WATCHING? HERE’S A BIG SHOT FOR YOU TO APPRAISE
YOU CAN TRY AS HARD AS YOU LIKE, BUT YOU’LL NEVER BE BILLY MAYS

Spamton vs Vince Offer | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS #1 (ft.  Alex Rochon)

This is a battle I made for a contest my friend @user-246183970 hosted. This was from the final round, where we had to make an audio only battle entirely from scratch, with the matchup being something Jenni would think she'd like. 

I went with a Caddicarus battle because she (like me) is a fan of his videos, and chose Chills to be his opponent because uhhh they're Youtubers who's usernames start with C and also their videos are completely different genres ig????

After months of needing deadline extensions, it's finally finished. Not the biggest effort I've ever put into a battle but I think it's kinda decent still. Enjoy!

Caddicarus (0:16):
Greetings and salutations!
Welcome back to the show where I Slaughter worthless garbage with zero Salvation
Today we’re looking at a channel that makes George Wood seem grand
Presenting Cheesy horror vids as if they weren’t pre-planned
The creatures you feature would run if they saw Spons
And as for your music career? I have just one word: STOP
You probably think your shite narrations are the best in the game
But I know a friend of mine who would leave you upstaged…

Daddy Caddy:
Once there was a boy with nasally arse voice
Who thought “I’ll copy Watchmojo in an attempt to make some noise”
But all his lists were shit, and he got mocked across the net
‘Til the fact he was a joke became something he had to accept

Chills:
The last thing you’d want in your YouTube vid
Is a limey Sasquatch yelling at games made for kids
No April Fools skit, this will be your assassination
Deny your attempts at winning like your Normal Boots application
Like you do to your viewers’ ears, I’m dishing out verbal murder
And firing shots — would you like a bullet with your verse, sir?
Without your fast paced edits and random usage of memes
Then there would be nothing Salvageable about you, it seems
On top of that, you’ve gone downhill since your show’s formula got scrapped
No longer fly like a Phoenix with all that hour long trash
Every Thursday and Saturday, my fans are glued to their seats
While your fans are waiting decades between your every release

Caddicarus:
Roast this meat slab on the beat as if I was the Bacon Wizard
And my content requires effort, ya bastard! That’s where we differ
Seriously! You’ve got the most soulless commentary I’ve ever seen (sin)
So I’ll put this wet lettuce where he belongs: in the bin

Chills:
Give you a red circle, maybe you’ll get the clicks that I gain
Really had your name changed ‘cuz you hated some talking train?
(ay, ay) Don’t gamer rage about coming second, guy
‘Cuz you’ll be ranked Number One on my Top 10 Career Suicides

Beat by Epistra
Writing, Voicework and Mixing all by Me
Cover Art by MasonG

Caddicarus vs Chills. The Next Best Battle.

NOTE: This was supposed to be uploaded on the 12th, sticking with the pattern of every 12th and 24th of each month being the upload day. Unfortunately, I was suffering from major alcohol poisoning and was bed-ridden for 36 hours. My apologies. So enjoy!


Two-Face Voiced By Matt Raichous
Cruella Voiced By JesseBoxVO
Written By Jenni No Mercy
Mixed By Matt Raichous
Thumbnail By TheDangerStranger

BEAT: Base De Rap - "JAZZ SAX" | Hip Hop Instrumental | BOOM BAP TYPE BEAT FREESTYLE | DAGA BEATMAKER


Two Face:

I’ll take a break from running Gotham’s underground
I’ve dealt with rodents, Kryptonians, even freaks and clowns
So I can go a round against The Disney Fur Fanatic
Crash you like your car chase when I blast you like an automatic!
I leave caskets  and tragedy in my wake
Your plots were more baked than you inside a cake!
Leave a skeleton shaking like she dosed with Crane’s toxins
Get Jasper and Horace to come and take your spot then
Call you the devil? The Radcliffes must be dummies
Your biggest criminal act was failing to steal puppies!
Head or tails, Cruella? Either way, you’re losing!
So many dogs, but you’re still the biggest bitch in the movies!

Cruella:

Oh, were you starting? Oh sorry Harvey.
You’ll need more to Dent Cruella, darling!
Check my coat, you know this woman’s balling
I’ve seen you try rocking purple. That was appalling.
The weakness member of the Bat’s Rouge Gallery
Forced to use a coin flip to choose your faux morality
Just check my salary, this fashion queen is making bank
You carry two guns, bitch, so why’d you only fire blanks?
Your canon’s full of heartache, life played you like poker
Then Schumacher took over and turned you into Joker!
But the real joke is you thinking you’ll win this battle
I’d rather hear Roger’s songs than your prattle!


Two Face:

That was it? You barely put up a fight.
But the difference between you and me is black and white
I’ve faced the Dark Knight, you failed against the dogs twice
You aren’t skating by when I put Disney broads On Ice!
You’ll hit the concrete, tails up like a bad flip
When I go crazy on you and treat you like an Arkham trip!
Can’t hide behind your reboot clout for cover
You’ll be eaten alive. I guess you are like your mother

Cruella:

The only Hyde I know is the one you're based on
I’ve seen you in a court-case, you can’t handle a face off!
An acid tongue attorney got the acid skin bath
Your girl couldn’t stand the fact your personality’s in halves!
And reboot disses? Mr 52’s a hypocrite!
No wonder you’re so negative, with Marvel making better flicks!
Two Face is getting bit. I won’t give you another turn
Your coin can’t help heal you from another burn.

Two-Face Vs. Cruella De Vil - Jenni's Jammin' Battles

Spidey Fam as Dimentio
Mint as Green Mage

Beat prod. by Surce
Extra production by Mint
Written, mixed, thumbnail made by Mint

Dimentio:
I know you’re a fan of the arts, son
But you’ve just picked a fight with the Dark One
I'm gaming's token demented jester
But step up, you’re known for accepting death
(Hahahaha!) I’ve never seen a sulker this slow
Oh I love theatrics, but don’t put on a show
Because I’m going to have the most wonderful time
As I keep on cooking up the ultimate flow!
While you were off LARPing and going insane
I’ve got a large posse and it’s growing today
’Cause when my shots fire, I’ll control and delete
This troll and he’ll be released from his coil and be free
Because I think that I’d rather leave you floored than Floro’d
No real niche, so I’ll sweep you thoroughly
And if you believe you’re not mental to mention me
You can drink of Dimentio’s Dimension D!

Green:
I’m almost at a loss for words on this blasphemer
Claiming that he’s hot shit like the highest planner
But the blueprints for your last scheme are
Lookin’ like a half-ass straight from the Tribe of Banter!
When I go and say that I'm striking new ground
I mean I'm striking new ground with lightning, frighteningly loud
And when my song hits there's no piping me down
Yeah while I'm lighting up crowds, people are wishing the first fight had you down!
So you can try to ward off this warlock
But this puppet master’s force stopped by a road block
‘Cause a flat plumber roped off all his poor cons
Add this to the growing list of all of the Ls that this bro’s copped
Go and beg the Count to clean up that crime scene
You try to pull on the strings but can't hatch a rhyme scheme
…Maybe it’s my eye, but I think that I’d see
If you even tried to get in my psyche
Those raps that you lash are so laughably sad
That you're fit to wear that comedy and tragedy mask
To put this asshat on blast I won’t need to grip any weapons
Just a pair of scissors to teach you a lesson

Dimentio:
Well, wasn’t that cute! I should get Steam achievements-
‘Cause you were simply put dishing no hits, Green, I see that
And let me raise a point that’s maybe apt to cause distress:
Against a playwright, maybe write some lines with any actual effect!
(ay!) The entertainer with the harshest prose
Dimensions rise and pass when I spark a flow
Plant this seed in your fragile mind, hark and know
That in this track I’m the pure heart and soul!
Right now Green is green with envy at my grandiose
But he’s in the shadow of my fantastical act and that fact he knows
So leave this feud now or even with the slightest of blunders
At least you won’t be the first man in green I’ve sent under

Green:
Aaaand that’s all that he had
Surprised I endured that without going fuckin’ mad!
A toss up with Red’s arm couldn’t slay your whole shtick
Harder than when Nintendo became a Gold Pig
But the quality now that this loser's done
Shot from Midnight Town at light speed into the sun!
'Fore I head off, I'll give a little send-off, and ruthless:
You’re forever disappointing, that’s an Absolute Truth bitch

Green Mage vs Dimentio. R∆P BATTLE!

Houdini:

It’s the great Houdini, instead of a rabbit it seems like I pulled out a weenie. It jumped out’ my hat, tried to beat me, but with a single snap, I beat him easy, peasy!

Why the hell is he qualified to be a doctor? Now that’s Strange
I’m smarter than you, whilst blood is rushing through my brain! 

Take that goofy cape of yours, get out, and take flight,
First your car, then your movie, and now you'll crash in this fight!

I made magic magnificent, all you do is stand there while your team’s efficient, but it brings in the cents, so I guess it makes sense why they made a sequel to your fake BS!

A true magician never reveals his tricks
But that accent needs more than magic

I’m known all around the world for my brilliance in escaping
So you know they’re no comparison when you can’t even escape a teen!

Strange:


Your greedy ass didn't stop, when you nearly died?
You can hang upside down? I can literally control time!

I’m on the big screen, so get back to your stage 
Misleading the audience with all your ads on pages!
Stop with the public nudity, and they call me strange?
Let's hope the ropes are as stiff as your vocal range!


Can you keep your 2 sweeties well with your hat and wand?
Nowadays, you would be a bigger side-show than Wong!

Tell me I’m wrong, now I’m no psychic, 
But I know that in this battle, you’ll be losing

You’re crazy if you think you’ll win, c’mon!
should’ve kept that straight jacket on!
I saved the universe, you escaped a box 
You won’t be able to escape this paradox


Escaped the belly of a whale? I thought you loved your mom! 
Shut up, like Copperfield with your vintage stuff

You’re a weakling, that’s something  you need to confront 
I can take you down with a single punch 



Houdini
I can swallow needles, be buried alive, and withstood all of that strain
But listening to you for more than 20 seconds brings me the most pain! (presto)

In this fight you're getting schooled, call me the ancient one, 
but even the great Houdini could help this simpleton!
I'm the true master, stop with your fake witchery,
Haven't seen a fool this fake since, Thurston!

Even with the time stone, you can't take back these bars
'Cause, when you're beaten’ you'll see more than this star!

Ladies, and gentlemen, watch as I do this next trick!, 
Abracadabra! He literally meets his Doom, and that's it!


Strange 

I put the MC in the MCU, you don’t trick me, everyone can see you!
I wish to unsee you, take that eyeliner off you, or you’ll be hanging, upright, gonna off you!
Step away, you know what happened the last time you did not take a doctor's advice!
It’s safe to say, a single kids puny punch will do more than suffice 

I saved galaxies, assembled the avengers 
Stick to copying, i was trained by a great mentor
And all that hard work brought me here today  
To fight a dude who can’t come up with his own name?

Another one bites the dust today 
Hear was this wise guy’s got to say
This will be the one and only time you lose
Cuz use for the first time, this trick isn’t staged.

Harry Houdini vs. Doctor Strange- Rap Battles! (ft. Alex M)

Welcome to the eleventh installment of “Quick Diss”! We have two politicians, fuck, I mean, two Super-Man children going at it! it's the titty milk enthusiast himself, Homelander! Pitted against, our favorite asshole, didn't hear that from me tho, Hancock!

Lyrics:
Hancock (Drunk):
Eugh…
Okay, let me get this straight, Maaeve, was some Queen who slayed
Engaaged, and not even straight, yet you stayed tryna keep her? Wait.
He's a Home-wrecker! Get it, make your hands-off, best turn back.
Just cus she got her licks in, John put his head up her ass.

Homelander:
Don't mean to burst your bottle drunky, but stop all this pompous talk!
There's no need to curse or coddle buddy! This is sponsored by Vought!
And after all! We're a family friendly conglomerate.
I give props to pedestrians! But as a hero, not on my list.
I wonder, hm, oh yeah, because you went off the rails.
Destroyed A-Train instead of pointing ways into ONE of your fails!
Like geez… to be blunt, I freaking scoffed at your tales!
Handjob Hancocks not a mascot, I mean, what does he sell? (Chuckles)

Hancock:
Yo bro, I'm used to stretching asses to their outer limits
But this asshole stretched his verse to pout and blemish
My career, and it's loud and clear that I am not the best in
The world, but you were, until your own Home-crowd started testing
This bitch made in test labs, and yup, he's formulaic 
I don't need X-Ray vision to see through your poor evasion
Of character assassination, I will assassinate ya.
I made a mark on the moon, yet you'd mark mine if asked of ain't ya?
You're a puppet, pussy, got my hands up Vought's pocket pussy
You wanna talk collaterals? Guess we should pop a lookie!
You killed innocent passengers cus they'd be honest? Goody!
Fumbled the bag, yet you need an airbag to cop out, should he?
You're on life support Homie-lander, not the biggest asset
It takes more than Compound V to simply get this bastard
If he throws fists with Angels his, or beyond his size
This a verbal exchange, don't bring verb chemicals or you die.

Homelander:
Egh, Ashley, what the fuck? This asshole agreed to lose?!
God, you're such a-… but first I'll deal with you.
He fucking kneels to booze, but keep on talking that shit then.
Thinking you can beat me fool? You lost to alcoholism.
Got dropped, now that's your bar? But all those lies, unproved bro.
Yet, you got thrown behind bars for not keeping your cool tho
Don't know Spanish, but I saw what you did to his Culo!
Is that your fetish? HE HAS AMNESIA! So what would you know?

Hancock:
Call me an asshole, one more time hoe, haven't seen a bigger rip-off
A Super-man-child, when killings how he gets his kicks off
Like Jesus! You're sick dawg. No wonder your rape-kid walked
With a Butcher, cus flying with this pig would get him minced up!

Homelander:
Mention my son again and I'll tear apart your cuck-dad friend
Run through the wife he stole from you cause your drunk-ass was on the bench
But not before I squeeze the soul out of their dumb ass kid
IN FRONT OF THEM, abandoned by everyone that you love in this;
Weak ass world, I'm God and you're another bum that I'm done with, eh!
I'll cause the second accident that lands you in the hospice bitch!
I win, I win, you went and maimed some whale for a CLIP?!
HOMELANDER DOES WHAT HE WANTS, I'll take YOUR crazed whale for a spin.
*Crowd Boos* Ahhh, shit…

-CAST-
Hancock: Shadow Zel
Homelander: Grey Julius
Crowd: jort, MetaMachine, Trakked, and CannibalWorms

-PRODUCTION-
Thumbnail by: JaCoN
Written by: JaCoN
Beat: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1NqiZagh-59ovZLLCmMRJkSRU4VrDJDcM/view?usp=drivesdk
Beat Produced by: FLOCKABOI
Mixed by: JaCoN (my first time ever :))

Hancock vs Homelander - (Quick Diss) #11

Welcome to another Shimario Rap Battle: Side B! This is a side series where I make battles with more simplistic visuals so that they're easier to take in, as well as easier to get out. Today we have a battle between 2 food loving bears! We have Winnie the Pooh, everyone's favorite bear from the Hundred Acre Woods, and Snorlax, the large, sleepy, roadblocking 'mon from Pokémon! Comment down below who you think won the battle, and feel free to leave suggestions for future battles as well!

HEADS UP! This battle was made as a part of something called the 100 hour challenge, a challenge where you and a team of other rap battle creators made a battle in 100 hours. As a result, this battle may feel a bit different from my other work, both because of the limited amount of time we had to polish it, and the multiple people behind the writing instead of just myself. I hope you enjoy it regardless!

Littleflecks as Winnie the Pooh
https://www.youtube.com/LittleSecks

Shimario as Snorlax
(You're already here dummy!)

Big thank you to all of my fellow teammates who helped out with this project:
Littleflecks: https://www.youtube.com/LittleSecks
Psytube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-oa... 
Citricity: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGIa...
Acexperts: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgKU... 

Written by: Shimario, Psytube, Citricity, Littleflecks, and Acexperts
Beat Produced by: Dansonn
Beat Arranged by: Shimario
Mixed by Serena
Cover art by Shimario
Special Thanks to L1burn

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XWv5haJCOBVfm75RW_XIzlhfbmP-EDNvmX_4U1sg6rY/edit?usp=sharing 

Thanks for listening, and see you next time!

Winnie the Pooh vs Snorlax - Shimario's Rap Battles: Side B

Boris Johnson vs Penguin DEMO

VOTE FOR THE WINNER: https://strawpoll.com/polls/7rnzGBY86gO
POLL WILL END ON NOVEMBER 7TH AT 10:00 AM EST

Welcome to the third battle of the rap battle all-star tourney! For a reminder since it's been a while, this is a voted tournament of characters that tend to be known as overused in rap battles.

The writing and other creation for this series is public, so if you want to help make these, join the Discord server here: https://discord.gg/sE4gQGC8tN

LYRICS:

Sonic.exe:
Time for a game of chase but this balding waste can’t outpace this
I AM GOD on my basis, you’re only god to racists
This red blooded patriot’s made into blood red paste once I’ve slain him
Annoying Orange squeezed by my Knuckles? I’ll scramble an Eggman’s brains in! 
X is malevolent! Your rhetoric against me is ineffective!
I’ll rig up a hack like elections as you lose this like your pension
You’re bankrupt, financially and morally, storming Capitols and Daniels,
Now I’ll be the second blue animal leaving this candidate canceled!

Donald Trump:
Ladies and Gentlemen, watch as I stop another delivery with rap
When it comes to gaming pastas you know I prefer a red cap
Your writing is more benign than your own game’s design
In fact, they play like my voters: always going to the right!
You may claim I got ghostwriters, but yours? He just gets ghosted!
Funny he’s a Hyena, if I need a laugh, he gets me goin’!
And frankly, the blood and gore overuse has lost all its glory
I’ve seen scarier bleeds from my eyes after reading your story!

Sonic.exe:
That reckless riot of stans won’t keep you safe once I’ve Found You
Couldn’t sway the crowds in the polls, guess you weren’t ready for Round 2
Only thing ghosted is this creep, grabbing women, demanding attention with your shit
Getting impeached should’ve told you the country wanted you to quit!
I ravage animals, leave readers floored with the gore and organs I leave scores of!
But the murders on my list don’t compare to the lives taken by you ignoring Corona!
I burn down worlds, while burning bridges is all you manage to do
So why not make an example to Pence and fancy yourself a noose

Donald Trump:
Your fandom took the X from EXE and made it three
Then FNF arose and Sonic deviantly Flash-ed to minors
But what else am I to say, made for interesting drama
Never seen a site blow up so fast than when from Twitter I was fired     
Not afraid, your history’s scarier than your face
Cause your author writes about as well as ages that he dates
So I’ve grabbed a pussy by the throat, and though you wanna be me
This hog couldn’t dig through my wall, I’ve burnt a Sonic CD


CREDITS:

Written by: Chao, SuperGamerBro, Sham, KCToons, TheDangerStranger, SuperTamerDude, obamabot3000, Dudz, JK03

VinnyO as Sonic.exe
Swizkii as Donald Trump

Beat by 2DEEP

Demo by Chao
Thumbnail art by Lukas
Thumbnail by Chao
Mixed by ENNWAY

Thanks for watching! The next battle in the tournament should be out in November, so stay tuned (:

AND ANOTHER REMINDER TO VOTE AS THIS POLL DECIDES WHO MOVES ON TO ROUND TWO!!!

Sonic.exe vs Donald Trump - Rap Battle All-Star Tournament Round 1

MEDLEY MC DURRONY - HJ ELA VAI SENTAR ( DJ AL )

This is a sequel to the rap battle I uploaded a while back, the second in the Epic Rap Battles of White Station series.

Clinton vs Walter - Epic Rap Battles of White Station #2

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