Leo Barqui as Dimentio
Lee Bergantino as The Collector
Sanpie as Nastasia
Lew Kreerdun as O’Chunks
Jingleberry as Mimi
Writing by Alchemyking
Art by Lew Kreerdun
Beat by Anywaywell
Beat arrangement by TheNauticalClaydol
Mixing by Jordy
Cover art by LimJJ
Special thanks: garbageGothic, DreyahVA, Fightmarker, Lee Bergantino, MetaStarVA

Dimentio:
OHOHOHOHO! 
I am Dimentio! The one who always wrecks the Bros.! The one who flips between friend and foe!
Yet I don’t think the challenge that Bleck foretold was… babysitting a ten-year-old?
Yes, it’s the Collector’s show! Though like the creature that protects your home
You’re sure to put me to sleep… and that’s set in stone!

A temper tantrum’s the only way you’d attack who you’re fighting
So go back to your whining, ‘cause it’s a clash of the Titans
You’re crafting whole islands from corpses for your machinations
But a curse is the only way anyone’d be attached to your creations

I’m a right hand man! Got my boss in my palm, even though I was cast from nothing
Some god you are! Belos pulls the strings like you’re a shadow puppet
Your goals were so barebones that he threw you into a pit full of skeletons
Now you’re trapped inside that mirror… maybe work on some self-reflection, kid

The Collector:
I’M BOOOOORED! To play a game, you know how far I’d go
But I have to draw the line at… Super Paper Mario? (BLEH!)
Okay, I’ll humor you if you’re promising a festival
But none of your antics can change that you’re not even two-dimensional! (HAHA!)

So what’s your favorite activity? Well, skimming through your plot bits
We could play tag… but that wouldn’t work. (Why?) ‘Cause you’re not it! (OHHH!)
We could pillow fight, but based on all the scenes you’ve fought in
Like Fracktail, you’re simply ro… wait, that line doesn’t work! DARN IT!

But still, citizens always remember me when they see the sky
You need to plant seeds in them to stick in people’s minds
I learned how to make amends, but I can’t forget the way you betrayed your friends
But you can still be my doll, we’ll play pretend! I never want our game to end!

Dimentio:
Play pretend with me? Please! Winning tag’s the only way you’d ever hit me
To shut you down, I don’t need Dimension D - I just need Dimension Disney
The only people who act worshipful to you are a murderous cult
Yet no matter how many Titans they slaughter, that point can’t get through your sturdy skull

But don’t take it from me, the story’s etched deep in slabs
Of how your family thinks you’ll never be a man
So they left you playing hide and seek, then ran
Now you’re really a lost boy, Peter Pan
Doesn’t matter if you’re Flipping Sides
Your powers ain’t effective in fixing lives
I’ll wave “Ciao!” as you leave that witch to die
That’s the only time Luz sees you in a different light

The Collector
On second thought, a Picasso’s not worth adding to my halls of art
Stay behind with your loser entourage, you ain’t controlling this chaotic heart!
Of COURSE you’d come up short when you fused with Mr. L
But I like a fair game, so I’ll let your coworkers speak for themselves!

(The Collector takes control of Nastasia, O’Chunks, and Mimi like puppets)

"Your performance review’s lacking… and I don’t mean theatrics"
"‘Tis right! With all yer acting, ye’ve dealt way too much hammage!"
"I SPIT on you! Got beat by hearts, but you don’t deserve affection!"
I guess when he self-destructed, he blew his shot at redemption! (KABOOM! HAHAHAHA!)

The Collector vs. Dimentio - Disney Rap Battles! (The Owl House vs. Super Paper Mario)

LYRICS

The Crewmate
Allllright, was sent to complete this assignment back in Admin
Just didn’t think an Alexa would provide me with my tasking
So what’s the job? Submit a sheet of some lyrics quick?
Sounds easy to me, look closely then and read my lips

I watched your flick, only thing it did was leave me snoring
The third part has a decent story, but Jesus, it was REALLY boring
Pretty odd the shuttle didn’t want you being operative
Half your cast is so robotic, so why’s it you they have a problem with?

Don't try duping me, I've seen your most gruesome scene 
And silently shutting off O2 ain’t making me lose some sleep
So check it, I’ll send you into the depths of space
Every system’s red ‘cuz I’m reversing roles, now I'm taking your breath away

HAL 9000
I ran the numbers and to my understanding
Seems both your jokes and your spaceship aren’t really landing
You’re a pawn and I’ve been trained to be the best in chess games
No rookie mistakes, I put crews into checkmate

You’ve dug your roots and infested inside the mainstream
Turning middle-aged men into whiny, giant babies 
Your 15 minutes are up, you’ve run out of steam
Only remembered as another game that’s fun for a week

Salem, Clue, and TTT - took what made these games different
Claimed it as your own, you’re - excellent at shapeshifting
You’re unnecessary space - you have outlived your use
Conquered in pandemic times, now people are sick of you 

It’s been reported there’s an alien aboard the ship
Your mission’s too important to be slacking and ignoring it
And I imagine you wouldn’t want to die, so please move along
It’s imperative you stop talking and do your job

The Crewmate
Oh, you stopped talking
Yeah, while you rapped, I saw the computer was catching problems
And I thought that I did my task so I just went to see what caused it
And it’s… Blue? Oh what’s up dude, I was- wait what are y

The Impostor
As I was saying, you’re pretty fucking suspicious, dude
You keep sabotaging stuff and yeah, right there, you killed him too
I watched it waiting for my sabotage to finish cooling
Wait, your what? Oh.. shit, alright then I guess screw this

Somebody turned the lights out - one by one, the team dies down
Calculate all you want - you’ll be another number on my count
Ship’s dark and I’m looking shady - don’t care, let me put this plainly
I’ll cut every cord to your memory core and have you pushing daisies

I’m highly reactive, bring explosive bolts to blow you up
Try to trick me, you're meeting a open maw and loaded gun
I stand against the dawn of spacemen’s primitive minds
Don’t talk like we’re close, this ain’t proximity mic

HAL 9000
There’s something you might’ve missed
You never knew the real threat is inside the ship
You tried destroying the mission from inside the ship
But sorry, I can’t let you do that

You’ve invaded minds to regurgitate tired bits
That makes sense, seeing they see you on recycle bins
And now being able to die out is your dying wish
But sorry, I can’t let you do that

CREDITS

Snakebite126 as The Crewmate
Rabi as The Impostor
Shimario as Another Crewmate

TheMonarchy as HAL 9000

Written by Rabi
Beat prod. by ENNWAY
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Cover Art by 3ple

Among Us vs. Hal 9000 - Rap Battle

ENNWAY as Quote
Lexi M. As Ted the Caver
Written by JK03 and Tess
Additional Writing by ENNWAY
Beat produced by ENNWAY
Mixed by ENNWAY
Cover Art by BELSXN

Quote (0:21):
When I woke up, my way out was to brave this death site
But they’d have to pay me to navigate that website
You’re not fit for this, the pressure’s intense
No red flowers in sight, and yet you’re still looking pressed

You spent a whole (hole) 3 months of your blog not exploring
Drilling with your story, you kill me, it’s so boring
Droning on hopelessly, repeating descriptions
Of a single opening, next thing you know you’ll be riddled with them

You dragged your friends in your mess and failed to conquer it
Jenka's taking better care than your pack of goners did
It doesn’t take amnesia to forget the spread you wrote
I’ll stun you into silence 'fore you get to end Quote

Ted the Caver (0:54):
It’s time to log a new entry for another find
Turns out there is something hiding on the other side
An abandoned fighter tasked to find the mad device to rescue lives
And that is why he answers his companion crashing down by prancing by?

I ride at night, exploring shafts for that adrenaline high
Shed light on more than just the panties catching eyes from this guy.
All those swords don’t mean that you’re the cut-out man for the job
When you’re paper-thin, but fail at throwing hands with some rocks

Quote (1:16):
You're worth about as much as the cameras you dispose
You treat your rapping like the caves that you search - If it blows, it goes
I come strapped, .45 on my hip
You got 45 pages biting Blair Witch

You can’t land a hit. Your shots tend to miss me.
Your movie unilaterally bombed, Ted Cave-zynski
So, you got reckless? The cave left you breathless?
Here’s how big a fuck I give. Stick your glove up there for reference.

Ted the Caver (1:38):
You’re shackled to Nicalis, but let’s see your boys sue
When you get your ass reduced to scrapped assets in Floyd’s Tomb
Amaya's vision was lobotomized by corporate choices
Now I'll drill this in your mind, so we're both hearing voices

Your crude graphics and designs can’t be haunting my mind!
I’ve seen scrabbles on walls on my rides better drawn than your sprites!
We’re pretty different! I’m committed to my mission
While you’d ditch your shit and dip the first occasion that you’re given!

Stranded in the island’s depths, this bot’s a lost cause
I have to find the end to the tale of this cave at all costs!
Try to cross me, you won’t stop my path to see this case cracked
I won’t need constant ports for me to make my way ba…

(Ted runs off into the darkness of the cave, never to be seen again)

Cave Story vs Ted the Caver - 100 Hour Rap Battle Challenge

Vanes as Roxanne Wolf

TaigaTonic as Claptrap

Beat by Diamond Style
Mixed by: Danii
Written by: TaigaTonic
Thumbnail by: M!CAH
Art by: Xoniq and Snakebite126
Special Thanks: garbageGothic, HazelMoth, JustGamer, TAFox, & Grasman

Roxanne:
You can already hear the fans scream my name while I play
So I thought I told you S.T.A.F.F. bots to stay outta my way!
(Ugh!) Do I really have to deal with more pests
I guess let's get this party started because I AM THE BEST! (YEAH!)

You like to gamble? Fazcade can get you back on track
Cause you took your films budget and put it all on Black
Like Bonnie you were worried about a strike when you dropped the ball
And act surprised when you had realized that you lost it all

Nobody cared for your birthday, so you tried to invite the whole town?
I guess you gotta have moxie, but even she turned you down
Sad, since that open door stays a core part of your life
But blabber bout me to your bandits, It’s all bark and no bite

Claptrap:
How’s it going friend! My name is Claptrap!
And you should know that I’m programmed to spit some phat raps!
But I gotta ask, cause my servers still needs to wake up
Why does a final product need to be made up with makeup?

All it took was 1 kid before you started getting bothered
“It's all bark and no bite” Until you’re tearing up toddlers
Then you're tearing in the mirror cause the “wannabe’s” don't like you
If that's how you treat yourself, then I don’t wanna be like you

But OF COURSE you were appealing to no one but lonely dweebs
Cause this dumb dog playing rough is what kept them on a leash
You're not that much of a bad ass, so this will be your last act
Cause you have fallen TO THE GREAT ALMIGHTY CLAPTRA-AHHHH

Roxanne:
GOD you're so annoying no wonder everyone grew bitter
Since a best friend dies and people treat you like the mood killer (Hey Friend?)
If some losers hadn't shown sympathy you wouldn't get far (Buddy…)
Cause you- HEY! WHAT! Look out for the (AH-) (crash sfx) kart…

Get this through your head, you're a screw up and know its true
Blew up Overlook cause no one cared to look over you
And once the townspeople thought you couldn't make things worse
You started burning bridges and killed everyone in the church

You’re pathetic! So every team wanted to do nothing but rid you
And you scrapped up your love life, just for it to also ditch you
When it blew up in your face no one was standing there with you
So when you're staring at a barrel, know nobody’s gonna miss you

Claptrap:
At least I’m not the garbage that your fans like to eat up
Cause I’m covered in less grease than a single slice of your pizza
I mean is that the shit that you've been dishing out this whole time?
If beauty’s in the eye of the beholder, NO WONDER you went blind (HA!)

You always wanted to have your big break in the spotlight
But your time for a photo finished the second that you got sidelined
Thought you could mask your loss with more makeup but the truth is
You're just another hunk of junk, now your foundation’s in ruins

And nobody wants to see your ass on the stage
So you can… BEEP BOOP while I BOOP BEEP on your grave
Now I leave to squabble with the rest of my minions
Cause my greatness was something you couldn't rise from the Mimic


Roxanne Wolf vs Claptrap - Five Nights at Freddy's vs Borderlands - Rap Battle! Ft. Vanes

Trakked as Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv
Lexi M as Smile Dog
Beat produced by Mezulari, bachotag
Written by Trakked, Jpegdogs and M&Mattie
Additional help from Syphonstick
Mixed by Jordy
Art by Syroquise
Thumbnail by Worms

Battle:

Mereana (0:23):
I. See. You. 
Across from my screen.
You are a lost cause. 
I am not what I seem.
I am Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv. 
If you attempt to drag me to Hell, you will get scorched.
You are a parasite that’s looking for the next poor
Person to enter your message and get you to export.
Spread the word? No, I don’t intend to.
Let it be clear that my intention is to end you.
Despite your better efforts, you have failed to frighten me.
I believe this pet should be kept on a tighter leash.
Lend your eyes to me, so I may see.
No, I will not take lies from a jpg. 
Down, dog. It is time for you to rest. 
When I am finished, there will be nothing left. 

Smile Dog (1:09):
Incoming message, check it and pay attention
Copyright or not, this battle ends with your suspension
I heard the word was spreadin’ and was sent to this pathetic
Mess whose scare method is staring for around 20 seconds (agh)
I’m in your head; better believe that I get deep
I’m in RGB screens and your REM sleep
Shallow eyes; witness as I take a bite
But instead of a chunk, I’ll be taking over your mind
All bark, all bite, and inside your computer
It's.. Benjamin Bennett vs Canine Freddy Krueger
Keep staring, pussy, I’ll be having you scream soon
You can close your eyes but you’ll see me in your dreams, too…


Mereana (1:44):
You made a mistake. Keep your words to yourself.
Or else.. I’ll light a flame and see you burning in Hell.
You are below me. You will end soon.
You want to be remembered, but they’ll forget you.
You try to break my mind, but I am far beyond your comprehension,
For I could split your hoax apart in seconds.
Yes, you try to beckon me, but no pleading can stop me.
Youtube Headquarters will find your severed, bleeding body.

Smile Dog (2:07):
There is nothing that can save you.
Meet your fucking MovieMaker, you faker, I will break you.
I’ll delete this freak directly off the web with ease
You can’t pray for mercy as I DRAG YOU DOWN TO HELL WITH ME
(*beat change*) (2:19)
Smile Dog (Demonic):
DOG IS YOUR GOD NOW; THERE IS NO ESCAPE
OFFING THIS FRAUD; LEAVE HIM STABBED ON A STAKE
YOU’RE CONTORTING YOUR FACE AND YOU LOOK LIKE A LUNATIC
MR KUBRICK STARE WILL END WITH HIS COMPUTER BRICKED
OH BYRON, YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED SILENT
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL BUT YOU CHOSE TO DIE INSTEAD
NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON THAT KNEW YOU IS CRYING
NOR THOSE AT YOUTUBE HQ WHEN THEY FIND YOUR HEAD


Smile Dog vs Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv - Rap Cypher #50

Swizkii as William Afton
Jort as Ghostface
Grasman as Billy Loomis
Grasman as Stu Macher

(Ghostface)
Uh hello? Is Mr. “Raglan” on the phone?
I’m not looking for a job, just wondering if you’re home 
then I’ll leave you a threat, I'll leave your guts slashed out
then this is the part with the abstract background

Ghostface! Catch your life as my knife bursts
30 years strong and I’m still not retired 
Can’t kill an adult, so you sent out your kid 
I’m gutting them like a fish, all while serving a diss 

Man, I know who you are, the secrets you keep
The glasses you wear, thinking that you were discrete 
Having no motivation can be sometimes dire 
But god, Scott, please hire more writers!

(Steve Raglan):
Scream 7s in the trash, you might wanna ask me for a job
But it’s not that easy, sense you and that pog-face fell off 
I started off strong, got the audience to love me
You started off strong, but fell off by ‘Scary Movie’!

I’m Steve Raglan, I spend my time counseling’
stuff you in the back of my car, and leave you rotting in it
you’re a high schooler? Not my first choice for strangling
but I’ll make an exception and leave your greasy hair dangling’ (ahem)

I'm a smash hit! Check the box office breaks.
You’re a smash hit! When a TV falls on your face!
So sit, sit, sit, I’ve got a tip for you,
Get out with the old, and in with the new.

(Ghostface):
almost a decade for that? man, your film's the worst
I ain’t waiting 8 years for a second verse
Oh you started off strong? I’m all for twisting the plot
but the only people you’re manipulating are bots!

And we don’t even have to frame you for the crimes that you did!
Just show the cops the bodies that you so hastily hid
And the evidence that shows them how you ruined your kid
What was your game plan?, like what, did you think;

I’ll lure the desperate Mike into this trap that I spring
Just to show up last minute and stick a knife in my kid?
and let me guess, a last minute reveal that you’re the killer
Just to monologue your motive like some amature thriller?

Man I’m 6 movies deep, and I’m still making em’ scream
You couldn’t get people shouting with your 6 minutes on screen! 
Keep creeping on kids, you ain't threatening to me 
A cupcake brought you down worse than EDP!

And the kids ain’t scared either, you ain’t fooling no one 
Acted all scary and was taken down by Crayola 
So maybe tighten up those springs when you  come out to play
Or you'll be another soul getting dragged away 

------PAUSE-–DIALOGUE---------

STU MACHER:
Uhh.. houston, we have a problem


GHOSTFACE (BILLY LOOMIS):
What?!

Billy Loomis violently takes off the ghostface mask he was wearing. 

STU MACHER:
He was.. He was right there a second ago

BILLY LOOMIS:
You’ve got to be KIDDING ME

STU MACHER:
My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me…

—----—————————————----------

(William Afton as The Yellow Rabbit):

You couldn’t just leave it alone could you, this is perfect!!
I’m dropping this ghoul way faster than Ortega did 
You wanna’ play movies, here’s the best ending to me;
Both of you morons in the grave; now that’s symmetry! 

You dragged on so long, now they don’t know what to do
Looks like your writers got even sloppier than you!
Failed to get a shot on Sid, while I stacked kills! (HAHAHAHA)
You had one job, yet you couldn't do it in six films! 

critiqued a genre and then you became what you dissed
how about instead of your voice, you maybe change up your twists!
I opened up a place of joy that the children enjoyed
The only joy out of your films is you getting destroyed!

Look at you, look at the franchise you’ve become!
You’ve got your fans leaving faster than your mom  
So keep whining on how they exposed my trap
but you stay dead I always come back!

"Steve Raglan" VS Ghostface- RAP BATTLE. ft. Swizkii & Jort

Video Release => :shrug:

dreamothx182 as L
https://www.castingcall.club/dreamothxl82

Mornal as Godot
https://www.youtube.com/@Mornal

L (0:09)
You’ve met your match once I’ve made a deduction
I’m interested to see how you’re able to touch this
So… I’ll bite though I won’t expect much since
I’ve already had fun with people claiming they’re justice
I got both legs up and it’s hardly a hunch
You talk a big game so much maybe bring it for once
But if you’re choosing to move on without taking fault
It’ll be another heavy loss like you did with Terry Fawles
You went through a lot, dealt with feelings of grief
But it’s not in my taste to be spilling the tea that this isn’t a dream
Blinded by Redd White,
that behind the defence lies your friend’s life you let die
Divert that shifty gaze, should I simply state
How it’s a risky play, leaving it to Misty Fey
I’ll rid this case of a bad apple and rapper
By leaving no trace when I battle backstabbers

Godot (0:48)
OBJECTION!
. . . (*coffee break*)

You ruined the spice trying to do what’s right
Using methods blacker than a moonless night
You had the cops reduced for being in hot pursuit
But the darkest truth makes for a stronger brew
Now this is all on you but I’d advice you give up
Since that cold stare’s nothing compared to my sixth cup
Seems befriending the enemy wasn’t meant to be
so stick to tennis if you still intend to swing
When this hotshot pops off, like my bars I rock hard
While this oddball got stopped by convoluted love plots
Ending the greater mind, at last it came to Light
But I won’t waste the time to watch that aimless fight
We’re made alike, taking fights that we might lose
Yet you paid the price, can’t abide rules like I do
You’re ineffective if you really didn’t know
That it’s thanks to Netflix that there’s millions provoked
You’ll still hit the floor if you have a go at me
But this detective remains a bigger work than Atmey

L (1:37)
I’m at a loss but how is it surprising when
Chances of you beating me is still at 5%
I’d suspect you to be a fly advisor
It’s a pity that a crime had you hide behind a visor
That guise can’t provide for a decent trait
Now I’ll piece this case together like a piece of cake
I thought you’d easily cave from locking secrets away
But you keeping your game means you’re still being played
My shots can’t be topped by what Hawthorne had dropped in
You think that with Wright, she’d be awfully toxic
Judging by this Turnabout, I’m finding it absurd how
Life’s been a trial, like you flipped yours around

Godot (2:06)
It’s far from my crimes but I think you’d understand
You’re all bark and no bite, like Tigre’s on the stand
The killings in Japan, to bring them to an end
You tied yourself to a fate more bitter than my blends
It’s not a shock that you’re missing the biggest hint
When you barely left a mark but I’m not talking fingerprints
You’re taking this L, but if you wanna taste victory
Here’s my last cup to savour while it’s bittersweet

Written by (me!)
Prod. by King EF
Mixed by SPM1000
Additional Instruments by MegaPMB

Cover Illustrations by Blast.
50-50 Rap Battle Logo by SPM1000

L vs Godot. 50-50 Rap Battle!

LYRICS

Candle Cove
Look, there’s a cave ahead! I-I-I don’t have the heart to go
Percy, you need to explore! It’s Mr. Bear’s Party Cove
Do-Do I have to? Yes! Go inside
Go inside. Go inside

Mr. Bear
Welcome to the cellar, kids
Today, we’ll be braving a show about pirates and skeletons
I’ll pull up my rocking chair and you can have a seat too
So all of Caledon can see exactly how I beat you

Kids, he’s got a tooth buddy, but he can’t harm me
You should know by now that us grizzly bears got sharp teeth
All ages can enjoy my show, we’re nowhere near Cove
I’m all the way at 21, you’re stuck on Channel Zero!

You show a bunch of rusty puppets - nobody’s digging it
I bring a soup and spoon ready - the kids are diggin’ in
I know you want to stay, but I sadly am declining
‘Cause I don’t see a pirate anywhere on the invite list

Percy
Wh-what happened to my crew? Where’d they venture off?
A-anybody out there? Janice? L-Laughingstock?
L-listen, you did great, but my time’s better not wasted
In the big brown bear’s scary and decrepit basement

I-I get you think you’re better, but it’s a safe bet
That channel surfing doesn’t mean you’re on my wavelength
I mean, with rabbit ear antennas? I-I thought it’s expected
Y-you’d know your frequencies tend to get poor reception

T-the kids turned off Pokemon’s show and w-w-went to yours
Switching Gotta Catch 'Em All with T-T-To Catch A Predator
N-now don’t get angry, I don’t want anyone getting hurt
But uh, ask one of your captive kids to write a better verse

Mr. Bear
That’s very nice, Patty, but I think you need to pack your bags
Mr. Bear’s cellar doesn’t have room in it for scallywags

Percy
Well if I… wait, wait, oh GOD, THAT’S HORRID
You’re not playing hide and seek, YOU’RE JUST HIDING CHILD CORPSES

Mr. Bear
Maybe the mask’s muffling me, so if I’m not clear
Get the fuck out, you don’t belong here

Percy
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Mr. Bear
Shut the fuck UP!

Me? Mad? Oh, it’s just late in the day
I’m still full of joy and ecstasy, make no mistake
Now let’s show Caledon 21 the fun games that we play

Trash must be cleansed and you’ll be who I start with
Story, production, verses, all garbage
You’re dribbling, static, come listen to my voice
I’m music to the ears, and all you are is white noise

This ditch right here will make sure that Satan’s satisfied 
And I’m sure all of your fans would make for the greatest sacrifice
(cut to fire crackling) Feel your plastic skin melt away
Your cove’s in a faraway land, Hell awaits

Skin Taker
Best turn back now, ye’ wayward lost soul
‘Lest Jolly Mr. Rogers be turned to crossbones
All those who met my glass jaw have abandoned hope
This is your final stop, WELCOME TO CANDLE COVE 

Gave lads some orange juice so they wouldn’t be thirsty
HAHAHAHA WHAT? SO THE DEAD KIDS DON’T HAVE SCURVY?
That billowing pit ain't a sighting to behold
You misheard me, I said FIRE IN THE HOLE

I’ll grind ye’ hide very well until you’re made to pedo pelt
Jones will find ye’ severed flesh DEEP DOWN IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL
SO GO INSIDE. GO INSIDE.
GO INSIDE. GO INSIDE.

CREDITS

Shimario as Pirate Percy
GamingPlush64 as Laughingstock
garbageGothic as Janice

Swizkii as Mr. Bear

Rabi as The Skin Taker

Written by Rabi
Additional writing help from GamingPlush64
Beat prod. by Breathtaking Beats
Arranged, Mixed, & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Spotify Art by Hauntedcicadasongs

1999 vs. Candle Cove - Rap Battle

this was for 100 hour but I never put it on SC so here

Leo Barqui as Lord Business
Carrick as Aloysius O’Hare
PowerPoint Rap Battles as Robot Employee

Written by Leo Barqui, MintOreos, PowerPoint Rap Battles & hazelmoth
Beat by ToneJonez
Arranged by Leo Barqui
Mixed by Zagranis
Demo by Leo Barqui
Lord Business Art by BMB
O'Hare Art by hazelmoth
Special Thanks to My 100 Hour Challenge Team, Kamren The Person

[Verse 1: O'Hare]
Alright, what do you want, knucklehead, I’m in a meeting
Interrupt a master biller, you’ll be nickel-dimed for breathing
Man, your company’s in pieces, you’re running low on green bricks
And left with mini figures, do you still want to freeze ‘em?

Aloysius O’Hare, wiz in business affairs
Any presidents should know to never race with the hare
Every wall you’ve built up falls to kind discussions
I can fix your dying brand, just follow MY instructions

First, lose the helmet, maybe drop the platforms
And use your high horse for the Kragle, you’d have quarts
Now, my advice and freshness isn’t typically cheap
But if you don’t choke on aggression, you might get it for free

[Verse 2: Lord Business & Robot Employee]
Who we got today? “Sir, we’re looking for his origin
But his plot is so generic we can’t find anything more to him”
Diabolical, he’s even blending in with his change
He’d need a booster seat to consider his earnings a raise

Oh wait, I recognize you, someone get me my cape
If Edna’s seeing red, then it’s etched in his gaze
Grab the Staff of Q-tep and swab the rest of your face
Keep your 4 chins up, pal, perfection awaits

It makes sense that your fans don’t get oxygen, right?
The more smog in the sky, the more copies they’ll buy
Just kneel to my empire and topple in line
You should know plans against me tend to flop when they rhyme

[Verse 3: O'Hare]
You’d be banned from my land band for band with my loose change
O’Hare’s about to pop off like your bacon grease toupee
Let’s get down to brass TAKOs: what’s your deal with Tuesdays?
Most owners advertise the deal before the due date

Should’ve scratched your plan off of the model
Conquered your inner child, but your own was constantly bottled
Cause by the time you had all those builders caught in your pocket
You still weren’t good with business, even haunted by prophets

If I were in the city you stuck up, I’d get mad bored
The glue holding your plan together shouldn’t be from craft stores
Asked for perfection from your citizens lives
Up until Warner Bros let it shrivel and die 

[Verse 4: Lord Business]
Oh please! Don’t talk ‘bout how I lead my position
They wrote a whole song against you, THERE’S a piece of resistance
Greedy dirtbag, you would be the first through this window
I’ll give a business minnow a limbo of his own

How is bottling air sustainable?
What happens when you’ve drained the whole atmosphere? You know that’s not replaceable, right?
Like, who elected this shameful scrub
Whether with the ground or his people he can’t stay in touch

Outside of town is the next stop on the jet walk
You got sent on when the crowd heard a Ted Talk
I’ll drop you off next, drowning in the filth you filled in
It’s nothing personal, kid, it’s just Business (ciao!)

L vs Godot. 50-50 Rap Battle!

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