 "We Can't Stop (Euphoric Trance Mix)" - Miley meets Massive Melodies! 🎵
Ever wondered what happens when you take Miley's party anthem and accidentally run it through a quantum computer that was simultaneously mining bitcoin and ordering pizza? The result is this mind-bending trance remix that transformed "La-da-di-da-di" into synthesizer arpeggios that could pierce the space-time continuum.
Our producer found the perfect trance formula when his energy drink exploded onto his mixing board, creating a short circuit that somehow programmed the most euphoric breakdown known to mankind. The uplifting synths hit so hard that during the first club test, three ravers spontaneously grew glow sticks from their fingertips (medical experts are still baffled).
Turn Miley's rebellious party vibes into a transcendent trance experience that'll have you floating higher than her wrecking ball ever could. Features a buildups so intense they've been classified as an alternative energy source.
Perfect for: Raves, festivals, or convincing your pet goldfish they're at Tomorrowland. Warning: May cause involuntary fist-pumping and temporary belief that you're fluent in unicorn.

WE CANT STOP - MILEY CYRUS (Uberan Mino Trance edit)

Meet the producer who once got into a heated beatboxing battle with a confused FedEx driver who turned out to be three raccoons in a trenchcoat (they won, but only on a technicality). Legend has it that this absolute menace learned music production from a wise old vending machine that exclusively spoke in early 2000s pop lyrics and would only dispense wisdom if you fed it expired fruit snacks. The machine now works as a part-time lifecoach for squirrels with commitment issues. Producing beats from a studio that might actually be a portal to another dimension (still waiting on the inspection results, but the ghost that lives in the microwave swears it's legit). Sometimes the beats make objects float, but only on Tuesdays, and only if Mercury is in retrograde while wearing Crocs.