Chandelure but I liked when Froslass said "Hell to the bell" and I wonder why Chandelure didn't bring up the other evoloution (i think it's spelled like that) of snornut?

Thank you for redeeming this awesome beat

very hard to decide the winner, I choose Chandelure

While Bart vs Cartman is being animating we thought we'd release another battle to come out before it, so here it is; Big Macintosh vs Ice Bear.

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Frenzy as Big Macintosh
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JMBRaps as Ice Bear
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Lyrics:
Ice Bear:
Ice Bear spits hot, and serves an arsenal of dis(h)ses
While you’re about as cold and uptight as his living conditions
Ice Bear dominates the art of rap and spits his quips vehemently 
In this, Ice Bear’s aggressive and won’t obtain his win legally
You make Ice Bear faceplant, eucalyptus, so go and Nom Nom right on these disses
Ice Bear will Zap you like your Apples, expect to go out of business
Ice Bear’s a survival hero, Bear Gryll-ing rhymes like burgers
With the odds stacked against you, this’ll be my Sweet Apple Massacre

Big Macintosh:
Alright, Mr Smarty Pants, there’s no need to be so crabby
Crustaceans ‘cause more than hearing loss if think you can out rap me
Compared to the Crusader’s motives; your notions seem more bogus
Leave you in more of a trance than if I bestowed to you hypnosis 
I see you’re Flutter-shy when it comes to spitting cyphers 
You’ll have the fate of Flim and Flam, when it comes to the de-CIDER
(Eeyup.) I’ll buck you up, knocking you down like my farm’s trees
I’m Grizzly on the mic; you ripped your verbal schtick from Trixie

Ice Bear:
Stay in the closet, big guy, Ice Bear thinks you’re too much to bear
‘cause Ice Bear has seen more efficient Apples running Windows software
For a teacher as your love interest, you don’t seem all that smart
Ice Bear spits sharp remarks like ninja stars, leaving more than “Cutie” Marks 
You’re a feminine crossdressing insecure gluttonous liar
With more drunken and tedious lines than when you sell your cider
Ice Bear’s natural instinct; display raps in environments like these
Emphasis your fat all you like, Ice Bear doesn’t take shit from a pony

Big Macintosh:
You must be an Everyday Bear if you think you can do any harm
You’re like a schmoozy whoopie Maud Pie, except minus the charm
You just weigh your brothers down; I’m too big to handle on your own
This monotone germaphobe’s prone to the flow of this Ponytone  
An illeist counterfeit, those soft raps are like something you’d knit
So indolent and emotionless; I’ve seen more life in Granny Smith
There’s nothing wild about you, I would describe ya as quite primitive
So step off my farm’s perimeter and go back to your Care Bear misfits 



Big Macintosh vs Ice Bear. CartoonMadeRapBattles

Welcome to Episode Three of Wicked Crossover Rap Battles!

Today, the dancing demon himself, Bendy, will face off against Nintendo's #2, Luigi!
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CREDITS

► Bendy, voiced by
JMB 
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiAwj3X-2xmeq1LhJ6K4W4Q

► Luigi, voiced by 
Mathew Swift
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Production:

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Dani Frias, Henry Jones, R, Red

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

WHO WON?
https://strawpoll.com/7dcyb7e

Bendy VS Luigi - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One

Shame it was scrapped but it's evident why; it was all over the place.

Fish Hooks
This school’s out, but that don’t that mean we won’t school you!
Doesn’t take Nom Nom to know you’ve bit off more than you can chew (ooo)
You’re ‘calzoned’ out from society, to all humans y’all are freaks 
You three suffer from lack of variety, I’ve seen Clams more unique 
I’m a rising star-fish with a hatred for this pussy Pan-Pan  
Lift your head up from your phone and take these disses like a man, man!
Film your unbearably awful attempts at rapping and bear-y your reputations 
We Fish Hooks mistook you for actual beasts so return to hibernation 
 
We Bare Bears:
This dingle better listen, girl, I’ll be spitting some sunshine
We’ve got raps in the bag that’ll put an end to your Tote Life
Lines more grotesque than your art style, the influence ain’t lookin’ pretty
We haven’t seen more shellfish Craboos in the entire Shell-sea
Ice Bear gonna pwn, with his axe! Ice Bear gonna flow, and attack!
Allude sushi whose intelligence and those of their demographic match
Cocoa doesn’t explain why this fish’s so fidgety and loco
So Ring the Bell for when we end this with no secrets left to show
 
Fish Hooks:
You’ve taken the bait! These gluttons will do anything for food
Don’t pursue this group of seafood or we’ll have these Shushers subdued 
My rhymes are so hot, Ice Bear can’t survive in this climate
We’ll break these cubs apart more than our baby assignment
Even internet fame can’t differentiate these Everyday Bears
You’re more of a nuisance than one of your guests on CaveShare 
This school’s startin’ some hierarchy; let’s see who’s on top now!
You’ll have to hurry back to your box after you get flushed out!
 
We Bare Bears:
For residents of Freshwater, you guys are pretty salty
Absorbing your aimless insults now my fur’s now getting soggy
Ice Bear confesses to confectionary, cracks and dents in your aquarium
Take your “hawtdawgs” outta here, you don’t wanna start beef with a vegetarian
You’ll be rippin’ your gags and wits like Ice Bear with big-mouthed lips
This girl’s fishing for compliments, Ice Bear thinks she’ll compliment his dish
If you can’t handle the heat, you’d better stay out of Ice Bear’s kitchen 
We’ve swept the floor with Bud’s Pet peeves, Ice Bear has gone fishin’.

We Bare Bears vs Fish Hooks (SCRAPPED CONTENT)

UnamusedDetective as Froslass
Mancha as Chandelure

Froslass:
I feel an Ominous Wind that’s not catching my frost draft
It seems these Polar opposites have finally crossed paths
About time you paid the Pryce for your murderous hot wrath
Hope you don’t froth and burn up at the sight of a Froslass!
I bet you wish your rhymes emitted such a bright shine
It doesn’t take degrees to make a Bose-Einstein
How exactly are victims supposed to Bond with their Destiny
If when trying to hold a candle, they get the death penalty?
All Hail to the belle who is Cloaked in the Snow mist
No way I’ll be bested by the ghost who has no fists!
Freeze where you’re flowing, pipes belong on snowmen
And I’ll leave you more broken than you are in Pokken!

Chandelure: 
Looks like a touchy dead woman could use some rekindling
It seems that Frozone is jealous of her Mega sibling
RU kidding me right now? Spikes are what makes you special?
You could get to the Snow-point if you just used your Temple
Try to spit Will-O-Wisp but your verse was not lit
Upon closer inspection - you’ll get burnt to a crisp
If I used Pain Split it would just heal you a bit
Because I’ve taken the offense while you haven't done shit!
Froslass is in last! I spit Inferno on the track!
You don’t know Jack Frost when it comes to lighting up this match! 
Warming up the earth more than generation five’s fodder
This lass can’t handle the heat even though the kitchen’s hotter

Froslass:
You’re treading on thin ice there.. Let me break it
I spit roasts to leave your Rawst Berry Incinerated
This ghost’s Lampspent after trying to stay cool
You’ll get extinguished by something as shallow as your movepool
I’m not letting my guard down due to a Chandelier
With his ability managed to infiltrate a lower tier
This kitchen fixture’s tricks have a ceiling you can’t hit
I’d tell you to hang yourself but it seems you beat me to it

Chandelure:
I can Sia are trying to swing with the Chandelier
This Sno-Runt’s facade fails without a Dawn Stone near
I’m known to cause fear, you’re only good for Powder Snow
And unlike your Avalanche, I’ve actually got flow
I’m spitting an Overheat felt through player’s screens
So i’m not threatened by a Blizzard from this Dairy Queen
I’ve been evaluating how much life force you’ll provide
There’s not much left for me - you’re already empty inside

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Froslass vs Chandelure. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #4

EddieFRB as Jirachi
Skeep_Tieel as Victini

Jirachi:
Your Doom Desire will inspire a Stamp right upon your Heart!
The only peace will be out, just like your Sugimori Art!
Let’s see you reduced to just a Headbutt when I break your Zen 
Good luck trying to bust a move you get from more than one event 
Despite your Fire typing I don’t sense that you’ll spit bars 
It’s 100% accurate you’ll see Victory Stars 
Reduced to begging for the win as soon as you meet your Wishmaker 
Extinguishing Lady Liberty’s flame is only in my nature 

Victini:
Victory over this victim, Jirachi’s wish is defective 
Just contrast our typing - my burns are super effective! 
An overgrown Chimecho jingling throughout the sky 
Whose voice is more annoying than its favorite lullaby! 
Let’s hope your in-game use seems less annoying than your raps did 
Nope! You’re scoring cheap wins with your paraflinch tactics 
Now it’s time I V-Create a diss to leave you powerless 
Even your Future Sight should clearly see Victini’s winning this! 

Jirachi:
This number zero’s chance of winning matches his pokedex number 
It’s not merely Black and White! Your raps are triggering my slumber! 
Mana I'll be the one to leave you with no Last Resort
Disable you until you’re finished - like DS online support
A superstition with force but you left the storyline to Zekrom
A bland palette-swapped Celebi with a Macaron addiction
It’s Vale people, or your bloodline, you were forced to choose a side 
When asked to take attacks this weakling up and chooses suicide 

Victini:
If you wanna go and make me flinch you’ll need more than Serene Grace 
There’s nothing mythical about it! You’re just a disgrace! 
Tell me how useful it must be to go ahead and go to sleep 
Anytime anyone wants to hear your actual backstory 
This symbol of victory shines as your immolation is imminent 
You can’t stack up against me when my win rate is near infinite! 
Against the one with skill faker than the Groudon he made appear! 
Why don’t you come back and try again in another thousand years?

Written by Adam, Eddie, R, Freshy, Fruzmig, thelegion

Jirachi vs Victini. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #5

Mancha as Serperior
Adam as Emboar
Seth as Samurott

Serperior:
I’m bringin' style and Swagger to Nuvema at last
Even with your Shell Armor, I’ll finish you off fast 
I’m a pure bred rapper, it’s my Natural Gift
Where with your movepool man, you’re just naturally shit!
Coiling up fire types, get ya trapped in a Twister
I don’t wanna Hold Back, this Gastro Asshole’s bitter!
I'm the king of this battle, this regality's reality!
Giga Draining anything that’s even aiding your brutality!

Emboar:
I'm fighting fire with fire flaming you from every angle
Turn the tables, constrictor, let's see you get strangled
I’ve got a beard of fire, while this dipshit’s dickless!
SO COME ON! FIRE BACK! I WAS MADE TO BE RECKLESS!
I’m Hammer Arm-ed and ready to spit hotter than the sun’s core
I’ll leave you lying still like you just got hit by a stun spore
When you hear my Roar, you better run the fuck away
Get the hell out my face, EMBOAR IS HERE TO STAY!

Samurott:
This whiskered water warrior’s here to Water Gun you down
You won’t be here to get Revenge when you’re six feet underground
I’m an ace on the mic, I’m even flyer than Skyla!
Any of you beating me? I’d like to see you try! YA!
Lookin' good Emboar, I’ve never seen THAT type before!
Razor Shell you till you’re down, I’m a poor Water Sport
Oshawott the hell do you think you’re doing here man?
They call you the special sweeper because you belong in the trash!

Serperior:
Serperior’s superior, this grass snake’s raised the stakes!
I’ve got my hidden ability equipped to change the metagame!
Fire off a Leaf Storm, But my stat’s won’t decrease 
Samurott, my dear friend, you’re a TRUE game-FREAK!
Speeding Round you with my words, rhyming faster than Tornadus
Never needed Magical Leaf to compete with these failures
When I’m sent out to battle there’s no need to Worry Seed
...Ahh, now that’s the Sweet Scent of victory

Emboar:
I’ve been the best for two games and I think it’s time you learned
So bring it on little bitch, you’re gonna get Blast BURNED!
Head Smash you in half, this fire type’s bringing the pain!
Don’t need Emboarite, I’ve got Mega in my name!
Dewott you must, every result is just the same
Nobody ever picks you when they start up the game!
Time to Power-Up, my Punches focused solely on you
I’ll Wild Charge your bitch ass until you’re black white and blue!

Samurott:
This little Snivy’s just mental, he belongs as a rental!
Because your raps were even worse than your endgame potential!
Emboar’s not unique, he’s less original than Bouffalant!
Didn’t Juniper ever tell you not to step up to a Samurott?!
You won’t get to Retaliate after I use this move
One Shot! Hydro Pump! Introduce you to your doom!
Serperior, learn that you’re just a spineless crisis
And just fucking bow down to generation five’s finest!

Unova Starter Royale. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #7

Here is the original battle
https://soundcloud.com/videogamerapbattles/slender-man-vs-baldis-basics

Slenderman vs. Baldi - VGRB Cover

Ronald McDonald vs Burger King Remix

Darkrai:
Darkness engulfs every area you guard with your whole life
I’m unstoppable on the mic with a Psychic Type in sight
Cress’ll leave this battle bawlin, crestfallen feelings sulkin’
This Phantom’s Force is appallin’ when delivering verbal maulin’
Not even my dreams are as crude as what your creators did to you
GameFreak tossed you to the side when they wanted a New Moon
I’m the darkest guy, in the darkest sky, bringing forth demise right before your eyes 
Grazing your sights, turn off the lights, shadows arise, and I’m the one inside

Cresselia:
My presence saves the minds of those trapped in the darkness
You think you’re winning when my wing is the one thing that leaves you harmless?
That verse was for naught, I’m the only reason you exist
You’ve taken your best shot; but like Route two ten, you Mist! (This is 210 but needs to be said like this)
Blinded by fatal attraction to the heart of a little girl
Just return to getting bitch slapped by Diamond and Pearl
Regardless of the lower tiers that you leave shaking and numb
You’ve no influence here - there’s nothing to awaken from

Darkrai:
The Lake Guardians show that your concept’s just a mere amalgam
Of some typical mythicals with the worst one as the outcome
Knocking Off your raps, reverse the past, now I'll drag you to the afterlife
Giving you your final Lunar Dance, you're better off a sacrifice

Cresselia:
I fire off Aurora Beams to brighten up your dark crusades
Getting some lockjaw? I can see it on your face
The stars align, my Future Sight embraces night
Just sink back into the ground the next time you’re wanting a fight

Darkrai:
Even if my heart is plagued: beaten black and destroyed
You’ll stay devoid of all joy when you’re sucked into the void
And no matter if the Moonlight can provide external cover
You’ll be left in solitude to Struggle in eternal slumber

Cresselia:
Alice was your dream girl and fought for you but alas
I’m crushing your Dream World with thoughts of your own past 
Everywhere you go I’m following, you know the results
Your heart continues to slow... until it’s last Dark Pulse 

Light as Darkrai
Miss Shellah as Cresselia

Darkrai vs Cresselia. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #11

These brother duos prepare themselves for Kombat despite the rivalry between them. Hanzo and Genji Shimada of Overwatch against Kuai Liang, Sub-Zero, and Bi-Han, Noob Saibot. Which of these duos will win this battle? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:

Hanzo and Genji:
Hanzo:
I have lost so much already but I will not lose here
Despite my many burdens, I will still persevere
With every death comes honor, with honor, redemption
But with every death you make, gives you permanent imperfection 
Genji:
For Bi-Han, this won’t be his first time a Hanzo left him burned
Swift strikes from my blade is something you both deserve
With the guidance of Zenyatta, I’ve reconciled what I am
But with your cybernetic change, you brought shame upon your clan
Hanzo & Genji:
(Hanzo) Both of you barely outlived the likes of Johnny Cage
(Genji) And this Noob from Ed Boon came back as Quan-Chi’s slave
(Hanzo) Ask Mei, we’ve experienced cold temperatures before
(Genji) If you really want to scare us, it’ll take more than blood and gore

Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
Sub-Zero:
If you’re seeking us for Kombat, then you’ve been misunderstood
Hanzo’s bow skills are amateur, you make Kung Jin look good
We never hold back, the cold will make you suffer
At least my brother wasn’t murdered by his other brother
Noob Saibot:
We show no Mercy, so there’s no one here to heal you
We’d disgrace you to your clan but that’s something that you beat us to
I work in the Netherrealm, it’s true, but when I got word of fighting you
I’m willing to join my brother once just to beat two shit Shimada dudes
Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
(Sub-Zero) Slow your pace brother, I know this fight seems easy
But it’s not worth the effort but we’ll still receive Flawless Victory
(Noob) Yes, you are correct and they’re not worthy of Friendship
Because even your family clan treats you with rejection

Hanzo and Genji:
(Hanzo) You dare speak the Shimada name
And bring the family shame by using it in vain?
(Genji) If there is one thing we do to those who make such an assumption
(Hanzo) We awaken the dragon to unleash mass destruction
(Genji) You are the reason that Earthrealm seems so unbalanced
(Hanzo) And your rhymes were just as lazy as Noob’s color palette
(Genji) I have made the enhancement ever since my revival
That even Smoke, Cyrax, and Sektor could never rival
(Hanzo) The Lin Kuei will fall when they witness our might
(Genji) And we will make the Brotherhood of Shadow see the light
(Hanzo) Feel the strength of the Shimada from both bow (Genji) and this blade of mine
(Hanzo) RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU! (Genji) RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!

Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
(Sub-Zero) You call yourself enhanced Genji? You fall under Kabal
(Noob) When your dragons try to consume us, our strength’s too much to stomach it all
(Sub-Zero) You disgrace your father’s legacy (Noob) Made yourself the enemy
(Sub-Zero) And looking at the Hanzo mains (BOTH) Your skills just show inequity
(Sub-Zero) I’m a Grandmaster (Noob) I’m a wraith that topples Reaper
(Sub-Zero) Both of you lack honor which is why you’re never claimed as leader
(Noob) Without the aid of Overwatch, you will not win this day
(Noob) Shao Kahn calls you pathetic (BOTH) While we’re “play of the game”
(Noob) We could grab you by your limbs as we tear you two in half
(Sub-Zero) Or perhaps you would prefer if we pulled your spines out your backs?
(Noob) We look upon your faces and you seem a bit salty
(Sub-Zero) It seems our rhymes were too cold or should we say (FROSTY!)

CAST:
B-Lo as Hanzo Shimada
HyperJacob96 as Genji Shimada
B-Lo as Sub-Zero
Titanium1208 as Noob Saibot

Beat Produced by Bulletz 2 Beatz

Hanzo & Genji Vs Sub-Zero & Noob Saibot - A Rap Battle by B-Lo

An Among Us Rap? Seems pretty sus...

LYRICS:

Verse 1:
Swiping my card in admin
Hoping no bad will happen
Just let me do my tasks and
Hopefully I’m nowhere near this assassin
Onboard is a saboteur
Who’s only goal is to kill and skewer
Every second, our crew gets fewer
And we don’t know who’s the evildoer
Should’ve done a background check
The moment we turn around, it snaps our necks
It’ll take out the lights and mess with the tech
Doing what it can to make sure we’re dead
I’m just wondering who
Is it Red? Is it Yellow? Is it Green? Is it Blue?
I’m paranoid and I don’t know what to do
The killer could be anyone of you
Wait, you’re accusing me cause I’m talking too much?
There’s nothing on me where it’s covered in blood
I was doing my job, you’re just making shit up
And it seems pretty sus when you’re so quick to judge
We need more evidence
Get back to work but be vigilant
We don’t know the next time this killer will strike
But all I know is that this homicide ends tonight

[HOOK]
Trying to do my tasks knowing something's on my back
I'm just trying to live but afraid of who the trust
This thing's on the attack, our systems are getting hacked
It could truly be anyone of us
And I don't really know why you’re always following me
So I really need to know who you really are underneath

Verse 2:
Man I’m sweating
Crew’s giving me looks like they’re suspecting
Do they really think it could be me?
I just know for sure I’m the one they’re ejecting
The pressure’s getting to me
When a body’s reported and they call for a meeting
The stress prevents my ability to speak
And I’m always alone so no one can vouch me 
Hey I’m not sus! Just nervous!
Among us, a killer’s lurking
I’m just doing my service
Uploading data and fixing the circuits
I don’t like pointing fingers
But it’s hard to do when a killer lingers 
I don’t want to meet my fate
Drifting off in the vast empty void of space
Whoa! Hold up a sec!
I could have sworn I just saw you come out of the vent
Got ya imposter, I caught you red handed
We’re voting you off and we’re leaving you stranded
You’re a deceiver
And I’m not falling for any excuses either
In your eyes, I see your lies
No more taking lives, this is the end of the line

[HOOK]
Trying to do my tasks knowing something's on my back
I'm just trying to live but afraid of who the trust
This thing's on the attack, our systems are getting hacked
It could truly be anyone of us
And I don't know why you are always following me
So I really need to know who you really are underneath

Froslass vs Chandelure. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #4

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