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Hectic - Juice WRLD

It might sound a little like the original but trust me its not

Bonnie Bunny sings fnaf

The psychotic fatty from South Park, takes on Beach City's champion, in this episode of WCRB.

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CREDITS

► Steven Universe and Peridot, voiced by
 Matthew Thomas (Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons)
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCRBattles

► Eric Cartman, voiced by 
Mathew Swift

► Announcer, voiced by
Freshy Kanal
https://soundcloud.com/freshy-kanal

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Production

► Written by
Mathew Swift, Freshy Kanal, Dani Frias, Tv rap battles 

► Beat produced by
Kustom

► Edited by
????

► Audio Mixed by
Mathew Swift

Lyrics:

Steven: 
This Tiger Millionaire is about to make this fatso pay!
Because I'm a Crystal Gem, and I’m always here to save the day!
This cluster full of cheesy poofs is on the brink of insanity,
I heard that Jennifer Lopez could really come in ‘handy!’
You're just a fat Aquamarine, except more careless and vile!
My good deeds can't compare to your criminal file!
Your show is run-down, while Beach City’s still in business!
Because I got my friends, unlike your taco flavoured kisses!
 
Cartman: 
Your story’s nearly over, Steven, here’s your last hurrah!
Just like Yellow Diamond, RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
It's not very wise for you to fight a raging masochist.
How can you even fight? You’re a mother-to-son pacifist!
Back off, you Crystal Jew, I’ll leave you Fractured But Whole!
If you're half-human, does it mean you only have half a soul?
Watch me spitting hotter, than when Satan came from Hell!
I lost all Faith + One in you, cause how the mighty fell!

Steven: 
Don't talk about my mother, tell that to your ‘fathers!’
This ain’t Casa Bonita, but you can still jump in the water!
This Meat Beat Maniac is just wasting his potential,
The way you treat your friends shows that now you’re completely mental!
Call me Chef, I’m cooking up all the comebacks for this kid,
Your rage can't compare to when Peridot blows her lid!
A show on Comedy Central? He looks more fitting in arts and crafts,
Go back to Cartmanland, and take this ‘coon back to the trash!

Cartman: 
You’re no longer Wanted, Clarence, oh, the irony!
It takes five fucking seasons to unravel your conspiracy.
Better get a Cookie Cat, you've ran out of fuel to fight,
Oh my god! You killed Kenny from your lack of shitty rhymes!
Even Butters makes a better Gem than this star child!
Your fanbase is atrocious, with all your Twitter suicides!
With Ronaldo holding more research, he’d make a better opponent than you!
I’ll take you back to Keystone, and give you bad reviews!

Steven Universe VS Eric Cartman - Wicked Crossover Rap Battles - Season One Finale

UnamusedDetective as Froslass
Mancha as Chandelure

Froslass:
I feel an Ominous Wind that’s not catching my frost draft
It seems these Polar opposites have finally crossed paths
About time you paid the Pryce for your murderous hot wrath
Hope you don’t froth and burn up at the sight of a Froslass!
I bet you wish your rhymes emitted such a bright shine
It doesn’t take degrees to make a Bose-Einstein
How exactly are victims supposed to Bond with their Destiny
If when trying to hold a candle, they get the death penalty?
All Hail to the belle who is Cloaked in the Snow mist
No way I’ll be bested by the ghost who has no fists!
Freeze where you’re flowing, pipes belong on snowmen
And I’ll leave you more broken than you are in Pokken!

Chandelure: 
Looks like a touchy dead woman could use some rekindling
It seems that Frozone is jealous of her Mega sibling
RU kidding me right now? Spikes are what makes you special?
You could get to the Snow-point if you just used your Temple
Try to spit Will-O-Wisp but your verse was not lit
Upon closer inspection - you’ll get burnt to a crisp
If I used Pain Split it would just heal you a bit
Because I’ve taken the offense while you haven't done shit!
Froslass is in last! I spit Inferno on the track!
You don’t know Jack Frost when it comes to lighting up this match! 
Warming up the earth more than generation five’s fodder
This lass can’t handle the heat even though the kitchen’s hotter

Froslass:
You’re treading on thin ice there.. Let me break it
I spit roasts to leave your Rawst Berry Incinerated
This ghost’s Lampspent after trying to stay cool
You’ll get extinguished by something as shallow as your movepool
I’m not letting my guard down due to a Chandelier
With his ability managed to infiltrate a lower tier
This kitchen fixture’s tricks have a ceiling you can’t hit
I’d tell you to hang yourself but it seems you beat me to it

Chandelure:
I can Sia are trying to swing with the Chandelier
This Sno-Runt’s facade fails without a Dawn Stone near
I’m known to cause fear, you’re only good for Powder Snow
And unlike your Avalanche, I’ve actually got flow
I’m spitting an Overheat felt through player’s screens
So i’m not threatened by a Blizzard from this Dairy Queen
I’ve been evaluating how much life force you’ll provide
There’s not much left for me - you’re already empty inside

Epic Pokemon Rap Battles

Froslass vs Chandelure. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #4

EddieFRB as Jirachi
Skeep_Tieel as Victini

Jirachi:
Your Doom Desire will inspire a Stamp right upon your Heart!
The only peace will be out, just like your Sugimori Art!
Let’s see you reduced to just a Headbutt when I break your Zen 
Good luck trying to bust a move you get from more than one event 
Despite your Fire typing I don’t sense that you’ll spit bars 
It’s 100% accurate you’ll see Victory Stars 
Reduced to begging for the win as soon as you meet your Wishmaker 
Extinguishing Lady Liberty’s flame is only in my nature 

Victini:
Victory over this victim, Jirachi’s wish is defective 
Just contrast our typing - my burns are super effective! 
An overgrown Chimecho jingling throughout the sky 
Whose voice is more annoying than its favorite lullaby! 
Let’s hope your in-game use seems less annoying than your raps did 
Nope! You’re scoring cheap wins with your paraflinch tactics 
Now it’s time I V-Create a diss to leave you powerless 
Even your Future Sight should clearly see Victini’s winning this! 

Jirachi:
This number zero’s chance of winning matches his pokedex number 
It’s not merely Black and White! Your raps are triggering my slumber! 
Mana I'll be the one to leave you with no Last Resort
Disable you until you’re finished - like DS online support
A superstition with force but you left the storyline to Zekrom
A bland palette-swapped Celebi with a Macaron addiction
It’s Vale people, or your bloodline, you were forced to choose a side 
When asked to take attacks this weakling up and chooses suicide 

Victini:
If you wanna go and make me flinch you’ll need more than Serene Grace 
There’s nothing mythical about it! You’re just a disgrace! 
Tell me how useful it must be to go ahead and go to sleep 
Anytime anyone wants to hear your actual backstory 
This symbol of victory shines as your immolation is imminent 
You can’t stack up against me when my win rate is near infinite! 
Against the one with skill faker than the Groudon he made appear! 
Why don’t you come back and try again in another thousand years?

Written by Adam, Eddie, R, Freshy, Fruzmig, thelegion

Jirachi vs Victini. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #5

this is the most shitpost battle ive ever done
https://youtu.be/bvAxLLuSmbw

Slender Man - Frenzy
Baldi - Vinny

Slender Man:
My arrival is now, driving you to insanity
When you’re facing me, you’ll have to think more than mathematically
I’m more than just pasta, I watch with no end
Making kids’ skins crawl, through the screen I transcend
I stand with the legends, my name goes down in history
While your game goes down as horror, ironically
So face this faceless, you’re tasteless, I’m a nightmare
I’m giving chills to many, your last resort is a jumpscare

Baldi:
Let’s not encourage our children to walk around in fear
While there’s many friends to make at my school house here
Take a seat, I teach lessons more enjoyable than lunch
While Mr. Long Tall and Handsome here is doing the sponge
I bring children together with the wonders of math
With your lack of engagement, you won’t pass my class
The lesson here is to learn and not slaughter or torture
You may not win but at least you’ll get a shiny quarter

Slender Man:
I stalk and I prey, while you lecture, I’m beastly
There’s no eighth page in existence, your college degree

Baldi: 
Can you answer this problem? I know you’ll do great
Slender Man:
Are you kidding me? I know 4 + 4 is 9

(baldi gets angery)

Baldi:
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN, YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD
I’LL RIP YOUR TENTACLES APART AND BASH IN YOUR HEAD
YOU ANSWERED SOMETHING AWFUL, YOU’LL BE PUNISHED FOR STUPIDITY
YOU GET PERMANENT DETENTION FOR ALL ETERNITY

Baldi vs Slender Man

Lyrics (credits inside):
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SHd9Fxfb0L-hOO3sVAwADkxiawB9QC8WVDYqpyldTAM/edit

Thanks for a great Season 1!!!

Uber Rap Battles of Fiction

The Beast vs Freddy Fazbear - URBoF #10

Here is the original battle
https://soundcloud.com/videogamerapbattles/slender-man-vs-baldis-basics

Slenderman vs. Baldi - VGRB Cover

Ronald McDonald vs Burger King Remix

These brother duos prepare themselves for Kombat despite the rivalry between them. Hanzo and Genji Shimada of Overwatch against Kuai Liang, Sub-Zero, and Bi-Han, Noob Saibot. Which of these duos will win this battle? That’s for you to decide.

LYRICS:

Hanzo and Genji:
Hanzo:
I have lost so much already but I will not lose here
Despite my many burdens, I will still persevere
With every death comes honor, with honor, redemption
But with every death you make, gives you permanent imperfection 
Genji:
For Bi-Han, this won’t be his first time a Hanzo left him burned
Swift strikes from my blade is something you both deserve
With the guidance of Zenyatta, I’ve reconciled what I am
But with your cybernetic change, you brought shame upon your clan
Hanzo & Genji:
(Hanzo) Both of you barely outlived the likes of Johnny Cage
(Genji) And this Noob from Ed Boon came back as Quan-Chi’s slave
(Hanzo) Ask Mei, we’ve experienced cold temperatures before
(Genji) If you really want to scare us, it’ll take more than blood and gore

Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
Sub-Zero:
If you’re seeking us for Kombat, then you’ve been misunderstood
Hanzo’s bow skills are amateur, you make Kung Jin look good
We never hold back, the cold will make you suffer
At least my brother wasn’t murdered by his other brother
Noob Saibot:
We show no Mercy, so there’s no one here to heal you
We’d disgrace you to your clan but that’s something that you beat us to
I work in the Netherrealm, it’s true, but when I got word of fighting you
I’m willing to join my brother once just to beat two shit Shimada dudes
Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
(Sub-Zero) Slow your pace brother, I know this fight seems easy
But it’s not worth the effort but we’ll still receive Flawless Victory
(Noob) Yes, you are correct and they’re not worthy of Friendship
Because even your family clan treats you with rejection

Hanzo and Genji:
(Hanzo) You dare speak the Shimada name
And bring the family shame by using it in vain?
(Genji) If there is one thing we do to those who make such an assumption
(Hanzo) We awaken the dragon to unleash mass destruction
(Genji) You are the reason that Earthrealm seems so unbalanced
(Hanzo) And your rhymes were just as lazy as Noob’s color palette
(Genji) I have made the enhancement ever since my revival
That even Smoke, Cyrax, and Sektor could never rival
(Hanzo) The Lin Kuei will fall when they witness our might
(Genji) And we will make the Brotherhood of Shadow see the light
(Hanzo) Feel the strength of the Shimada from both bow (Genji) and this blade of mine
(Hanzo) RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU! (Genji) RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE!

Sub-Zero and Noob Saibot:
(Sub-Zero) You call yourself enhanced Genji? You fall under Kabal
(Noob) When your dragons try to consume us, our strength’s too much to stomach it all
(Sub-Zero) You disgrace your father’s legacy (Noob) Made yourself the enemy
(Sub-Zero) And looking at the Hanzo mains (BOTH) Your skills just show inequity
(Sub-Zero) I’m a Grandmaster (Noob) I’m a wraith that topples Reaper
(Sub-Zero) Both of you lack honor which is why you’re never claimed as leader
(Noob) Without the aid of Overwatch, you will not win this day
(Noob) Shao Kahn calls you pathetic (BOTH) While we’re “play of the game”
(Noob) We could grab you by your limbs as we tear you two in half
(Sub-Zero) Or perhaps you would prefer if we pulled your spines out your backs?
(Noob) We look upon your faces and you seem a bit salty
(Sub-Zero) It seems our rhymes were too cold or should we say (FROSTY!)

CAST:
B-Lo as Hanzo Shimada
HyperJacob96 as Genji Shimada
B-Lo as Sub-Zero
Titanium1208 as Noob Saibot

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