That reminds me of the time I listened to Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson. Mega Hyper Rap Battles #6

Already starting by referencing a previous Mega Hyper Rap Battle

Hey remember when I was sans from undertale he he he he you gonna go to jail

Originally uploaded: October 31, 2021

VinnyO as Cartoon Cat
MetaMachine as Felix The Cat
Written by Michael Stark, Mason Gates, and Serena
Produced by Anywaywell
Mixed by Serena

Cartoon Cat:
Time for a round of cat and mouse… but wait, you’re not Mickey
Oh it’s the iconic Felix, eh? Finding info’s gonna be tricky
This kitten’s stuck in a rap tree, but no fret, I’m on my way, crawling-
Up and up to gut this folly, leaving this feline falling
Cartoon Cat’s raps are incredibly cruel, when Felix is just an incredible tool
You’re not even credible, fool, to me you’re just some more edible food
You can’t measure up to Disney or Fleisher, you lack the magic twinkle
With relevance that Rocky, that’s what I call Bullwinkle

Felix the Cat:
Are you kitten me right meow? Cartoon cat goin’ against me? Well then-
The oldies are coming back, but sorry pal, you’re not one of em!
This generic shtick from the Villains Wiki is tryna threaten me with a fight-eo
Your popularity may have left, but on the track I’m always right-eo!
You know you're screwed when I'm munchin down on this cat food
Half your backstory’s redacted so it’d make sense to just redact you!
I’ve worked alongside Chaplin! You’re just a reattempt to be trendy who’s-
Magic Bag of Inspiration must’ve given him Bendy too

Cartoon Cat :
You can whistle and walk all that you want, I’ll take it all and still be grinning
You became a symbol for the navy? No wonder you’re sinking

Felix the Cat:
Took your kill methods from Slendy, your artstyle from Cuphead
And your story from the SCP foundation? Golly, ‘nuff said!

Cartoon Cat:
Is that all you got?

Cartoon Cat:
CARTOON CAT SPITS ALL THE FLAMES ON THE TRACK
AND THEN NO ONE WILL FIND ALL YOUR BLOODY REMAINS (AYY)
LUCKY FOR ME I’LL BE ABLE
TO BURY YOUR SHORT ASS 1 FOOT IN THE GRAVE (AHH)
COULDN’T SIT THROUGH ALL YOUR SHOWS
ALL OF YOUR SHIT IS JUST STUPID, IT’S BASIC IT’S LAME (HEY)
YOU’RE RAP BATTLING ME, EXPECT ME TO BE TAME?
GO BACK INTO THE SLOW LANE, WORM BRAIN (HUH?)
After I’m done with you here, nobody would DARE come after me
This pussy’s getting clawed to death, well ain’t that a cat-astrophe?
As I slash and dash this kitty, they’ll have to censor scenes so violent
When I take you back, and leave you how you started: silent

Felix The Cat Vs Cartoon Cat. Rap Battle Arena Bonus Battle. (feat. VinnyO and MetaMachine)

New Season, New Vibes, New Battle! Today we have the 46th and current President of the United States, Joe Biden, pitted against old time folklore myth, Sandman! Enjoy!

CAST:
Zawesome as Joe Biden
Commander Jacob as Sandman

LYRICS:
JOE BIDEN:
Why is it that Joe Biden’s the first in his family
That’s forced into battling this fantasy, it’s a tragedy
But actually, I’ve faced bigger travesties in my past
Now Catholic Jack is taking America back, en masse
Ole Ole (Ole Ole), gettin’ intimate real slowly
Creepin’ kids right on their beds, that’s some malarkey, holy moly
I’m running laps (running tracks), around your ass, I’m a machine
And sleepy wants to beat me? In your dreams
But there’s a gleam brighter than my teeth when I talk to’em (talk to’em)
I inspire hope with a speech when I talk to’em (talk to’em)
What I brought to’em, taught to’em, vaccines, baby
All you do is put a crowd to sleep when you talk to’em 

SANDMAN:
Let me keep a close eye on your lines- now wait a minute
I think I’ve heard that verse before, it’s a bit kinning Kinnock innit
Step to the dream emcee, *stretch* I’ll go ham then
Run a track around me? *yawns* Let’s Go Brandon
I ain’t creepy, I’m calmin’, coolin’, soothin’ the juvenescence 
The iridescent candescent rapper spittin’ with efflorescence
Status Quo Joe, throwin’ stones, makin’ claims, but the film shows
With him rubbin’, perusin’, droolin’ over the adolescence
I’ma need ya to kill the hypocrisy, rampant in your democracy
Stop saying what you’re gonna do and fight for what you’re promising
Cu-Cu–Cu–Cu-Cuz you? You’re old news
Your sun is setting like the dude who came before you

JOE BIDEN:
What’s with that sluggish verse, you gotta clap back better
Because comparing you and me, I simply Build Raps Better
And Ole look it just takes a little time to get things moving
I’m tryin’ to bring us all together, get this nation improving
Unlike that immature adult, insecure asshole
Droppin’ 80 mill, got his ass out of the capitol
Droppin’ 2 trill, Scranton’s top office celebrity
Your office topped 300 mill, we dropped it from our memories 

SANDMAN:
Shhh, I think it’s time for you to go to sleep
Wanna be Roosevelt, but you can’t help being a sheep
To Chuck and Nancy, can’t stand on your own cuz you’re weak
Your only droppin’ promises Joe, now your futures looking bleak
But go on about the hope from your out of touch ticket
That’s great Joe, you did it, now do something with it

Beat By: Dansonn
Mixed By: Musiclide
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Joe Biden Vs Sandman | Gridline Rap Battles Season 3

Killer Croc - MSV
Curt Connors/The Lizard - JMB

Croc (0:10):
Won’t be seeing you later, nor after a while
‘Cause what I’m seeing is a newt facing this Crocodile
I may not be venomous, but my lyrics are vile
While yours are trash scraped from the floor - kitchen tile
I’m the toughest of the rogues, you’ve got nothing to gain
Thought you’d be smarter than to fuck with me - Killer’s in my name!
Marvel always spitting out some unneeded drama
I’d respect you but you’ve lost to a teen in pyjamas
On the scale you’re a whole new level of neurotic
Putting roids in your arm - never heard of robotics?
I’m a villain reptilian, you’re a dork who pouts
No wonder the Sinister Six kicked you out

Connor (0:40):
This is surely a joke, why should I even commit?
Living in the sewers shows that you’re just a croc of shit
But if a storm’s what you want, best prepare for a blizzard
For when it comes to the king of cold bloods - 

Lizard (0:49):
It’s the Lizard!
You seem fairly cranky and you look rather pale
Because you have no friends or spent most your life in jail?
Equipped with quick wit, don’t know what you’re gonna do
When it comes down to it, the better Croc’s the rubber shoe!
The Suicide Squad only taught you to freeload
Your skin’s a bit rough, how about some Aveno?
No surprise the original has all the notoriety
Shun this wide mouth like the rest of society


Croc (1:31):
For a doctor I was hoping you’d at least throw a jab
You wanna bash my sewer? Where the hell is your lab?
In your blockbuster film, you didn’t even look decent
Cared so little about that you got the Cave Troll Treatment
There was no comparison  from the get go
I’m a monster, you’re found at the local Petco
I will purge this military surgeon's arm back off
even without it, you’re still the biggest jackoff

Lizard (1:12):
My calculations say those jorts make you look a bit hory.
What I can’t calculate is how people accept your backstory
I’m the smartest reptilian alive.
While this king of crimes turned into the king of enzymes!
You know, I really wished I was dreaming
You’re so ugly I forgot you were ever a human being!
You primitive bitch, I’ll leave your body asunder
Forget Steve Irwin, I’m the Crocodile Hunter

Written by: Seth W, Skyler King, Ryan Tillotson, Top Irish, Dragonsblood23, JADRB2, Nick sucks at games, and Jason is way better, Jonathan Cameron

Killer Croc VS The Lizard - CBRB Vol. 2 Issue 3

I'm the main antagonist of YouTube although I don't play a central role in the series till the 2010s

Mancha as Poochee
Eddie as Pansy

F00PZ as Red Puppet 
F00PZ as Bird Puppet
F00PZ as Yellow Puppet

Poochee and Pansy:

Once upon a time, there were two sick rappers
That will be named victorious against some horror-ble actors
Dev-oat-ed fans are bewitched when they see you Sufferdark
So we’ll ball hard to show you we’ve got both bite and bark
Our special announcement is to keep kids protected
You’re deceiving and begging for HELP so you’re not disconnected
There are Bad Things That Can Happen and thisisitcollectively    
We’re towering over you and this time we’re not here to get kitty
Your fans are jejune teens and I don’t FIND YOU much better
Slowly ditching your friends while we always stick together
You try to Question Fun but these standard practices are vital
Couldn’t capitalize on your fame or your first episode’s title

Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared:

Digital style comes in the form of many things
Looks like now we’re in Powerpoint Slideshow vs Anything
That sounds really boring - you can ring me and the bell
Because you’re lonely and forgotten - taking the  mic L
While we’re taking the Midnight Crown as what haunts YouTube
You’re green with envy because we’re more creative than you
Have you met the talking clock? 10 years and you’ll surely rot
With a pesky B-plot worth Gangadiddly squat!
ARG! The early bird gets your can of worms, pups!
Takes a ScareTheater video for you to be eaten up
With your dreams of winning against my oil flow, you’ll plummet
Just show your puppy Love and succumb as a puppet

Poochee and Pansy:

*hahah* We’re spitting fire, you’re spitting like Freddy Firefly
You can celebrate Father’s Day by meeting who you were inspired by
Comedy is more your Colin, take an eye for an eye
Looks like this is the second time you bombed on the open mic


Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared:

*huh?* You’re trying to reach us but your views are pitiful
Your fame is dest-Roy-ed and you never grew up like Shrignold
Send an S.O.S to your friends because you’re clearly quite the dreamer
But you won’t get far if your favourite idea is screamers

Coverart by Geon
Written by Eddie
Mixed by -
Prod. by Sean Divine

NEXT BATTLE: Elementary (ft. Legion & Allymations)

Poochee & Pansy vs Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - Rap Battle (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING)

Gru vs. Bowser

Mat4yo as Gru
Multi as Bowser

Beat by Kustom 
Mixed by Skeep
Thumbnail Art by Boris
Written by Freshy Kanal, R the Writer, Legion, Blake, Brodecai
Chiseled by Mat4yo

Gru: 
Got the freeze ray packed, time to put your hands up.
A turtle wants to face off? Well, where’s the camera?
This reptile thinks I'm dumber, well let's look at the numbers
I tackled top crimes, while you’re one-upped by a plumber!
My despicable mind commits the time’s true crimes!
I’ll poach your family AND I’ll steal the turtle crossing sign
Turn your membrane to soup! spook ya more than your ghosts did
Add this to your routine of ending up roasted.

Bowser: 
Like your jam operation, I'll put the lid on you for good
When I leave you in the dark, like the fate of your childhood.
Take it from a father, you don’t learn to be bossy
by coddling your monsters like your name was Bill Cosby!
Disregard those viruses, I'm the illest foe to Mario
Can't keep your cool here, try following Nefario
So let me twist your story to get your lies fixed 
You've met a beast from ‘85 who leaves your crew 86’ed

Gru: 
Stay Gru-vy, Bowser, save your muscles for later.
You couldn’t arm wrestle ‘gainst a lipstick taser.
Getting beat like a piñata at the Koopa cabana
My man, ya can’t-a please a peach with your turtle-

BANANA!

Minions and Gru:
Step aside, we need space for an army in the battle.
Time for you and your 7 dwarves to bite in the sour apple
Molten flow to melt away your face after our rhyme flows
Leave your jaw dropping as you’re crushed into dry bones
Spread your flesh into jelly and then you’ll be on a roll!
As you've fallen off this track even more than rainbow road
Our quality colony drops an army of bars.
We’ve stolen the moon, say goodbye to your stars!

Bowser Jr.: 
From retiring villany on some zinkerminions to leech
On the list: kidnap your Mrs instead of one single peach
Blast your entire arsenal, check all the bombs I'm packing
Step into my airship and all you will have left is your accent.
Even Vector’s tracking cams can’t see through our attack plan.
It’s not the first time this Olympian cracked an egg, man.
Brushed aside all your life, this fight should feel the same
As you're left with your packing peanuts in the box of shame

Freshy Kanal as Minion 1
Skeep as Minion 2
Eddie as Bowser Jr.

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Bonus Stuff:

Karaoke for Covers:
http://picosong.com/wY6GP/

Acapella for Remixes:
http://picosong.com/wY6Gw/

Old Flowtest:
http://picosong.com/wyXW8/

Matteo in Character ;D
http://picosong.com/wY6P5/

Hint for Next Battle:
I wonder...

Gru vs. Bowser - Rap Battle!

Ritual Creepypasta Royale!

CAST:
SuperThingsOnCups - One Man Hide and Seek Player
Y.D.Geon - Three Kings Player
JMB - Bath Game Player
Mr. Maplesyrup - Raven Man Player
Freshy Kanal - Midnight Game Player

LYRICS:
One Man Hide and Seek:
Tag! You're it! Try your hardest to find me now
Got more flow than salt water, leaving you crying out loud
Once I'm through with you, the tagged plushies is what you'll be like
Where I take out all of your guts and replace it with rice
My staticy raps are attacking this king, you don't compare to the fear that I bring
Don't even dare try to win this game, or I'll shove my scissors inside your brain
Releasing the spirits of the dead, something your ritual should learn
I win, I win, I win, and now it's your time to burn!

Three Kings:
Welcome to the Shadowside, where you'll meet your demise
Stick to your own child’s game, where you run and you hide
Releasing the death? Bitch, I’m the one who’ll rule you
Now take a seat, ‘cause you’re nothing but a fool, dude
You can mirror me, but reflecting on my deeds will have you go nuts
I think Dr. Frankenstein should have his lips sewed shut
When it’s 11 pm, you know what exactly is going down
So as I sit on my throne, I’ll be taking the winning crown!

Bath Game:
Not your average red and green light, here we’ve got a twist
Keep your eyes closed the whole time, or else your soul shall be missed!
Be careful and you get to catch a glimpse of black hair, see?
I must ask you, why did you feel the need to battle me?
Teishi! Stay back, don’t want to let you rap a lot
Get an eye gouged out, as you fall just like Daruma-San
Leave you washed out with soap, it wasn’t much effort to beat ya
Time for me to end this game by cutting you loose, kitta!

The Raven Man:
On this dark night, I call on the Raven Man to appear
I want to feel his energy, so my point can be more clear
What point, do you ask? Well sit back for a sec, please keep your mouth shut
And let my ritual verse commence as my knife begins to make a cut
I’ll keep telling you, he’s here, he’s near, he will grant my request tonight
For the flame is my beacon, the blood is my sacrifice
No amount of salt I use can cover up your attitude
Snuff the candle on you all, claiming you have the best ritual is just rude

Midnight Game:
Knock knock, wake up, it’s midnight, don’t get too frightened
We shall let the game begin, so grab a candle and light it
Winning’s a hallucination, stop thinking you have so much power
When you’re so pathetic, you wouldn’t last less than an hour
You claim Birdman can answer anything? Yet you know nothing
These rituals are just as bland as the rice replacing doll stuffing
It has slipped away, your fate is out of your hands
Now leave, it's the only way to avoid the Midnight Man…

One Man Hide & Seek vs Three Kings. Epic Rap Battles of Creepypasta 24.

The 5th instalment of Midget's Rap Battles is here, with the two notorious creepypasta's facing off. Who won? Who's next?

Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hprofR6iXe0

Credits:
Written by: TheAngryMidget, Jason Carreon
Mixed by: Freshy Kanal
Cover by: TheAngryMidget
Character Art by: Jason Carreon

Suicide Mouse - Freshy Kanal 
Squidward Suicide - Dani Frias

Lyrics:


Suicide Mouse:
Hrg, your performance doesn’t impress me. Call it a lyrical suicide 
Your pathetic excuse for depression is something that I'd expect to find on 13 Reasons why 
So why don’t you duck and hide under your bed, you seem to be having a rough day
Why don’t you try to take shots at me, and I'll use that gun to blow out your brains in exchange
I’m booing a Squid off the stage, you’re soon to be dead like your talent and i'm sorry to say
But you’re hanging me with the suspension of you trying to edge me out of the tormenting genre I made
Real suffering is not known, but your clarinet’s pretty close to it (hohoho)
I’d blow you away with my harsh words, but it appears you’ve already beaten me to it

Squidward Suicide:
Uh, i don’t have the passion for smashing this rodent to pieces with my rapping
DO IT
Uh, Your music is driving me mad! You had one chance to kill me and guess what, you blew it!
I’ve got a performance today, and I won't let you ruin it with your whining, Mickey
Your footage is hardly a story, but was still enough to bore me and get abandoned by Disney 
Your god awful rapping is better off served to me as some lost missing footage
'Cus it appears that a Cameo outclasses the rinsed cycle you stook with
Even for the false king of our genre you're playing your cards too sly
Just stay walking your path, you can tell Satan that I said hi…

Suicide Mouse:
Now don't talk about walking paths, when trailing on home is your catch
Got humiliated by the mass, yet your inner demons have ya spazz

Squidward Suicide:
You're deteriorating by the minute, like your fame and appeal
When you're just a recycled animation made to give out false "feels"

Suicide Mouse:
Guess you're blinded by the Red Mist, Dead Kids and fears ballistic
You paved the way for miswritten misfits, that's truly hyper-realistic 

Squidward Suicide:
I'm not gonna sit here and take this, I'm praying that my death has meaning
I'm done with Disney, but let's give Satan another feeding

Suicide Mouse Vs Squidward Suicide | Midget's Rap Battles #4

Hopefully this'll be better than our last one ;)
Raichous as Sam
Michael Stark/Media as Max
Dani Frias as Duckman
Light as Cornfed
Beat produced by: 2Deep
Thumbnail by: Cole
Mixed by: Jacob
Writers: Trakked, Jason Carreon, ColeDaCole

Battle:
Sam and Max: (Sam in regular type, Max in CAPS)
Say, Max, YEAH SAM? Seems we got another case
The commissioner wants us to put two wackjobs in their place
Face it, YOU'RE POLAR OPPOSITES! Uhhh.. That’s hypocritical
WELL, QUIT IT LET'S SPIT A DISS AND SUBDUE THESE OBSCURE CRIMINALS
Don’t forget that they’re cynical, with all their religious views
Fourth wall breaking too? NO ONE GIVES A DUCK ABOUT YOUR NEWS
AND FOR THE PIG? He's real close minded and feeble
I mean, why exactly did people enjoy BoJack Horseman: The Prequel?
It’s time to analyze this failure; He’s not unique nor is he loved,
Nor has he ever had popularity, what I’m saying is, YOU'RE DUMB!
COULDN'T HAVE MESSED WITH US IF YOU TRIED; Seems Private Dick’s a fitting name
How come you claim to be comical WHEN YOU RODE THE META TRAIN?

Duckman and Cornfed (Duckman in regular type, Cornfed in CAPS)
The Geek would be a better opponent, but instead we get this?
If it weren’t for your Poker games, people would’ve forgotten you exist 
YOU'RE SHAMELESS BUT NAMELESS, SO LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN TRACE THIS 
MADE STAINLESS, NO BASIS, SINCE YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO FAME LEFT
Lazy writing? You can bite me, stick to Runnin’ in the 90’s
Our audience is more enticing than whatever fans you're buying
You're sellouts with no substance! WE ALSO HAD A GAME, DUCKMAN 
IT WAS A LITTLE CHOPPY TOO, Can you stop with the referencing, dumb ass?! 
I mean, yeah that's true Corny, it's just better than CGI garbage
WHY'D YOU YELL AT ME LIKE THAT? Ay, in law enforcement you're harmless
Honestly, you’re both novelties, THEY PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE CROSSING ME
I'LL BEAT EM SENSELESS SINCE THEY'RE JUST A TELLTALE SIGN OF MONOTONY

Sam and Max: 
We may be Freelance Police, but we sure know you’re paying the price
Heck, even a Friend for Life stuck around more than Duck’s wife
WE'VE EVEN SURVIVED IN SPACE! You're stuck in the confines of cubicles
But based on what I've seen this depressed father's quite fugital
You’re a boring, abhorring mess, always going on long rants,
PERVIN' ON EVERY GIRL? i SUGGEST YOU KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!
So, Duckman, you’ve ruined many lives, yet you spat even more badly
NOW WE'RE LEFT WAITING FOR A GOOD VERSE, like your fans for a good finale!

Duckman and Cornfed: 
TRYING TO APPEAL TO EVERYBODY, BUT YOU WERE DUMB RIGHT OFF THE BAT
STEALING OFF OTHER SHOWS? The hell are you starin’ at?
I'LL BE ROASTING ECSTATIC RABBITS, BUT IF YOU THINK OUR WRITING'S TOUGH
You’ll never be in the copy-right, Trix Rabbit and McGruff
YOU MAY THINK YOU'RE NOSTALGIC, but no matter how many games you’re in,
YOU'LL ALWAYS BE PSYCHOTIC BEASTS ;a Looney Toon in the Looney Bin
THIS RANDOM ATROCITY IN TOONS SHOULD KNOW ITS HUMOR DOESN'T ENTICE
But with your fall in quality, I suggest you “Hit The Road” twice

Sam and Max vs Duckman and Cornfed - Rap Cypher: REBOOT #7

Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twyX2KeQOX4

Production Started on September 28th 2018 and now it's finally here

SC Cover Art by Jason Carreon
Beat By: Kustom
Written By: TheAngryMidget
Mixed By: DeegleNV

Greg Heffley: Snakebite126
Rafe Khatchadorian: FightMarker

Lyrics:

Greg: 0:08
This is not a Diary, so try to spit creatively 
Guess it’s not your priority, check all the times you’ve copied me
I’m not your Dragon teacher but the Ugly Truth is that i’m brutal
So if you want a challenge then i’ll crack a High School Musical
Abused by your stepfather, a disappointment to your Mother
Disregarded by your lover, and talk to your deceased Brother? (Yikes)
So stick to pulling pranks, or I'll cut you off at the draw
Mess with me again and it'll be the real Last Straw

Rafe Khatchadorian: 0:29
Stick figure sickly Rappers, want to take this out with Strife?
‘Cus after that rancid verse i found the worst time of my Life
I’d describe those rhymes as Cheesy, but i think you understand, man
With Music brash and Mindless you should join your Brothers Band, damn
Kinney couldn’t create a more unlikeable character 
To appeal to edgy tweens, who only understand a simple narrative
Chased off your only friend, you’re one big dick Greg Heffley 
Just a self obsessive loner, who’s a bigger freak than Fregley 

Greg: 0:51
It’s time to Save Rafe, his negligence you won’t believe
Haven’t encountered crap that stale since my encounter with the Cheese (ergh)

Rafe: 0:56
You seem a bit angsty buddy, but i’ll beat you like it’s football
Your verse and series dragged on, talk about a long haul 

Greg: 1:02
Was that a rebuttal? Or just another of your meltdowns
Don’t need to be a wrecking ball to give a simp a beat down
Got several hits and counting, this wannabe can’t get through me
Bro, you had to sell out your whole franchise for one movie

Rafe: 1:12
Back it up bubby, your movie’s are hardly a flex bro
You’re coming in with rhymes far more rotten than your tomatoes
Barely leave your room n’ thinkin’ you're the center of the world, though?
When you’re far more fitting in the centre of a padded jail! (ohhh)

Greg Heffley vs Rafe Khatchadorian | Midget's Rap Battles #7

Azia as Celebi
Evava as Mew

Celebi:
There won’t be a sequel to this story as I exit your Stadium
It’s a shame that in your game you’re lamer than a Meganium
I’d ask you to back off from this battle, but you’re in my Colosseum 
Your rep is so impure to cure it you'd play my requiem!
Tried to revolutionize the industry but it advanced because of me
Your power’s too easy to see through like a Soodowoodo tree
I hope that you find that the Ilex Forest is not yours
You’ll end up like your switch games, Let’s Go get ignored

Mew:
You’ve come to play with me! Our timelines finally converged!
This time nature’s shining bright on me! Your voice will not be heard
Don’t come at me with a verse that is devoid of Heart and Soul
When the inclusion of Kanto is what made your games gold
You only sold twelve-mil due to us, you’re just a copycat
Ripped off me so much you stole my base stats
HM01’in this Onion, more pissed than the Lake of Rage
When I’m finished with this weed you won’t have a future to save

Celebi:
In your first clash, you were more useless you than in smash
It wasn’t even you who had the power to save Ash!
You just stayed back! More unstable than a cable link!
If that’s the best you’ve got I think that you should’ve stayed extinct

Mew:
Extinct? That’s rich! You were the one left in the ditch
I had them ducking under trucks, while you were stuck with moss and sticks
Irrelevant in competitive, you’ll never be ahead of me
You took so many Ls that they changed your name, Serebii

Celebi:
That’s the best that Mew can do? I bless Nature with my Wisdom
Cracked your self-esteem in two like you did to the Sky Prism
Reunite you with Fuji, send you to Lavender tower
Leveled up with a Dark Ball you’d still only have half my power
Should be important as a myth in the core of your game, but no!
Outside your movie’s story you’re a glorified cameo
Whose best parts were mutated then went AWOL
You weren’t snug under that truck, just behind the paywall


Mew:
This celeb’s star has faded, about time your fame ends
Fans left you in Sinnoh and built a shrine to Shaymin
It’s a shame they replaced you with a Pichu
Can’t climb past Mt Silver up against the peak Mew 
Just reset the game if you need to set the clock back
Your verses were so broken, I thought it was a rom hack
Send you back overseas, end this needless brawl 
You were best unreleased, like a GS Ball

Writers: Adam, Eric the Audible, R the Writer
Mixing by Freshy Kanal

Celebi vs Mew. Epic Pokemon Rap Battles #17

Adam as Peter Griffin / the Duck
Mancha as Homer Simpson / the Chicken

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a5TPEoBJ57l2yjX5csDmht1f4-07hkrIzV4xT4NSOIc/edit?usp=sharing

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