Uli - Bikes Are a Terror!

©Composed and Produced by Uli (uli-virtual-band)
©Lyrics by Uli (uli-virtual-band)

©Mixing and Mastering by Ulisses Nicolau Alberto Barros and Rogério Vieira


🎤 Presentation of “Uli – Bikes Are a Terror!” 🚲💥

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for an anthem that proves life is made of falls, but also of laughter and persistence!

“Bikes Are a Terror!” isn’t just a song about not knowing how to ride a bike — it’s a delicious metaphor for how learning anything new can be total chaos. Who hasn’t tried something thinking it would be easy, only to discover that gravity has a sense of humor of its own?

Here, every wrong turn, every scraped knee, and every awkward glance from the campus crush becomes fuel to laugh at yourself and keep moving forward. Because, deep down, the message is clear: mistakes are part of the process, falling is inevitable, but getting back up is non-negotiable.

With verses full of irony and an explosive chorus of “Yeah-yeah-yeah, whoa-whoa-whoa!”, Uli reminds us that life isn’t about pedaling without falling — it’s about keeping at it until one day you glide with confidence and shout: “I did it!”

This song is an invitation to embrace the ridiculous, celebrate learning, and believe that perseverance always wins. Because, in the end, every fall is just a rehearsal for victory.

So, strap on your helmet, grip the handlebars, and get ready to ride this rollercoaster of sound. 🚴‍♀️✨ “Bikes Are a Terror!” — an anthem of hope, persistence, and of course, good laughs.

Uli - Bikes Are a Terror!

(Intro)

(Verses 1)

So my dorm-mate laughed at me, 
“Girl, I learned it when I was three!” 
I hopped on the seat, thought I’d slay, 
Boom—face-first, what a day.

I’m no athlete, never was, 
But they all keep sayin’ because: 
“It’s easy, don’t you whine, 
Riding bikes is super fine!”

Every try, I’m zig-zag bound, 
Like a circus clown in town. 
Crowds are watchin’, I pretend, 
But my balance meets its end.

On the campus quad, I stress, 
Never once a “bike success.” 
And my knees, they start to shake, 
Like I’m riding on an earthquake.

(Chorus)

No way, dude, this can’t be right! 
Reading manuals late at night. 
I can’t ride a bike—poor me! 
A total terror, don’t you see!?

Yeah-yeah-yeah, Whoa-
whoa-whoa, Yeah-yeah, 
Oh no! Bikes are a terror!

(Verses 2)

I’m in a rush, like finals week, 
But patience is the skill I seek. 
Step by step, that’s how you grow, 
Not by bingeing YouTube, though.

Tutorial on 2x speed, 
Didn’t help my bike-y need. 
“Sit down straight, one foot, then glide…” 
Bro, I swear I almost cried.

Every try, I swerve and spin, 
Nearly crashin’ into him. 
Campus crush just walked on by, 
Saw me fall—yeah, I could die.

On the college path, I stress, 
Helmet hair, a total mess. 
Still I’m here, I won’t give in, 
One day soon I’ll ride and grin.

(Chorus)

No way, dude, this can’t be right! 
Reading manuals late at night. 
I can’t ride a bike—poor me! 
A total terror, don’t you see!?

Yeah-yeah-yeah, Whoa-
whoa-whoa, Yeah-yeah, 
Oh no! Bikes are a terror!

[Verses 3]

Raphaella said to me, 
“Swimming’s something I can’t do, see.” 
What if while I pedal fast, 
That thought hits me—and I crash!?

Okay, I get it, no quick trick, 
It ain’t magic, just physics. 
Grab a book, mechanics class, 
Newton’s laws will save my ass.

(Final Chorus)

Chill out, girl, don’t lose your vibe, 
Still young, enjoy the ride. 
Step by step, you’ll get it right, 
One day soon you’ll own that bike.

Discipline, persistence too, 
Pedal slow, the skill comes through. 
Once you learn, it’s locked for life… 
…unless I crash again tonight!

Uli - Bikes Are a Terror!

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October, 17th, 2025. News:

Uli releases a new composition, called "Uli - Bikes Are a Terror!", A pop/indie pop song. Hope you guys like it! Enjoy! Also, I'm working on the album Pilgrims Through Ages. I'll be posting some surprising songs in the meantime. I'm working hard on my music. Thank you to everyone who's been supporting me! :)"

October, 10th, 2025. News:

Uli releases a new composition, called "Uli - Ulysses, Penelope and Paul, The Pilgrim - The Myth Untold - Final". A Classical Choral, Epic Ballad and an Final for the Trilogy "The Myth Untold". This is the beginning of the album "Pilgrims Through Ages", In which we travel through the ages as pilgrims, from the past, present and future. I'm working on this Album. Hope you guys like it! Enjoy! :)

September, 27th, 2025. News:

Uli releases a new composition, called "Uli - Ulysses, Penelope and Paul, The Pilgrim - The Myth Untold (pt.2)". A orchestral funky pop song. This is the part 2. Working already in the part 3 (Final).
 Hope you guys like it! Enjoy! :)


September, 4th, 2025. News:

Uli releases a new composition, called "Uli - Ulysses, Penelope and Paul, The Pilgrim - The Myth Untold (pt.1)". A Rock song. This is the part 1, soon I'll be releasing the part 2 and part 3 (Final). Hope you guys like it! Enjoy! :)

August, 14th, 2025. News:

Uli releases a new song called Uli - Lamento do Sertão Urbano (With Lyrics in English). A pop/mpb song. Hope you like it! Enjoy! :)

July, 29th, 2025. News:

Uli releases a new song called In The Strenght of The Firmament. A pop song composed by Uli. Lyrics written by Uli (Only in English). Hope you guys like it! Enjoy! :)

July, 22th, 2025. News:

Uli releases a new song called Posta uma Linda Resposta. A Samba/Bossa Nova/Jazz song composed by Uli. Lyrics in Portuguese & English. Hope you guys like It! Enjoy! :)

July, 11th, 2025. News:

Uli releases a new song called Aquarela - Um Encontro em Veneza. A Classical Ballad composed by Uli, featuring Lyrics by Dani Monteiro (with English Translation in the description). Hope you guys like It! Enjoy! :)

June, 26th, 2025. News:

Uli releases a new song called War on The Chessboard. A Rock song. Hope you guys like it! Enjoy! :)

June, 16th, 2025. News:

I've been working in several songs. Putting a big effort, I'm gonna do the continuations of some of songs I've published in the near past, like Thornless Roses Suite, Crystal Sky Suite and some Piano tracks, like Back Home. Here and there, I'll be posting new Pop songs too. I just need to focus on the continuations of old projects. From the Pop, next song which is already done, it will be a Heavy Metal/Hard Rock song. Just to vary a little bit and don't be so focused in the Love things! Haha.

May, 9. 2025. News:

Today, me and my friend Cool Happy Cissa (@coolhapoy in Suno.com) are releasing a song that is a collab about the Writer's Block. It is a non-medical condition, primarily associated with writing, in which an author is either unable to produce new work or experiences a creative slowdown. Resuming: you got stopped to make new content. It happens with composers, lyricists, singer-songwritters, youtubers, etc. But, we are here to put a stop on this bad dude! :) Hope you guys like it!

Also, I'm working in instrumental compositions, mostly Jazz and Classical Music. Coming soon hardcore stuff in 5/4!!! :D

March, 28th. 2025. News:

Uli releases a new song called From Cold to Hot. It's a Pop/Funk song, to enjoy and dance. Hope you guys like it! 

March, 9th. 2025. News:

Uli releases a new song and an EP, called Pinch Your Cheeks Again (Didn't Stop Dancing). A Pop and Dance song. This song it's the final one for the story told in the five songs: 

1) It's up to you
2) Slow Motion
3) In the Core, there is no Love
4) The Void can't be Bounced
5) Pinch Your Cheeks Again

The EP is in the playlist Lost Love, Found Love.

Hope you guys like it! 

March, 2nd. 2025. News:

Uli releases a new song, called The Void Can't Be Bounced (The forgiveness is for both of us). A K-Pop song, with Influences from K-Gospel, EDM and Contemporary Pop. About a couple is going from the break to union again, through the repent, through God. I Hope you guys like It!

I'm also working on Soundtrackish and Classical Instrumental tracks.

February, 24th. 2025. News:

Uli releases a new song, called Slow Motion. A Romantic Pop Song. Hope you guys like It!

February, 23th. 2025. News:

Uli releases a new song, called In the Core, there is no Love. Mixing up some different styles, the intention it's to comfort. Hope you guys like it! 
Also, working in another song with lyrics and as well as Classical Piano pieces, I'll be releasing them soon. 

February, 13th. 2025. News:

Uli releases a new song, called Prelúdio ao Amor (Prelude to Love). It's a love song, with influences of Japanese Music and Contemporary Romantic Pop. Hope you guys like it! 

February, 12th. 2025. News:

Uli releases the new Pop/R&B song "It's up to you". That's a solid return for Uli in SoundCloud. I'm also Composing Instrumental Music. Hope you guys like the news! Take care

October, 21th. 2024. News: 
The band BUG has turned into the artist Uli:

BUG: 
Created (2015) by: Bruno, Ulisses and Gabriel.
Former members: Bruno, Gabriel.
Status: Ended (2024) by Ulisses, last member.

Uli:
Created (2024) by: Ulisses.
Actual member: Ulisses.
Status: Active.

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After years of performing in bands, I took a long break to focus on family. When life brought me to Sequim, Washington — surrounded by ocean and forest — I found a peace I’d never known. I bought myself a Johnny Cash Martin guitar and began posting song covers on YouTube that inspired and healed me.

That experience reignited my creativity, and I took the leap into songwriting. Over the next year, I wrote 25 songs that became two albums.

Ghosted: What a Long Estranged Trip It’s Been (July 2025) explores discovery, recovery, and acceptance through painful estrangement.

The Nature of Healing (October 2025) reflects on lessons learned and the restorative power of nature.

I record everything myself in GarageBand — singing all the harmonies, playing rhythm guitar, Roland V-Drums, and percussion, with some lead guitar stem tracks as needed. I master my songs using eMastered and score them with Chord.ai. These are true DIY, “demo-quality” productions — heartfelt and handmade. Someday, I’d love to bring them to life in a full studio setting.

When I perform live, I use a Roland Cube EX amp, my Johnny Cash Martin acoustic-electric guitar, Shure mic and in-ears, and a MacBook Pro running through a Scarlett Solo for backing tracks. Technology makes this solo journey possible, and for that, I’m deeply grateful.

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Phil holds a doctorate in philosophy. He is a published author on topics that include emotional intelligence and stress management. His most recent book, "Passion killers in the age of stress and anxiety" is available through Vernon Press at: https://vernonpress.com/book/1106
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While pursuing a career in academia Phil also continues his career in music. He first started to learn the piano at the age of five and at ten began playing the piano accordion. At thirteen he started to learn the guitar. He has played keyboards, guitar and accordion professionally for many years. Phil also writes and records his own songs that have been played by bands in the UK. He is influenced by Ronnie Lane (Small faces/ Slim chance), Eagles, Van Morrison, Lynyrd Skynyrd and Blackberry Smoke.

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How sad to realize that we are in the last days of the human race. Meaning the final Composers, Artist & Performer are currently on this planet. Ai will be responsible for all the muzak within five years. They are weaning emotions out of music. 

We are humanity’s last breath. Let’s remind them future trans humans of what they lost. If they are ever allowed to hear it at all. We need to leave our Mark! 

My name is Dave Hanrahan. I was born and raised in Watertown, Massachusetts. I was the only son in a family of four children. At 7 years old my father was killed. I was the only son and now I would navigate my life rudderless. An alien in the house of estrogen. It was the weekend the Beatles played Ed Sullivan, February 9, 1964. Thus tying my life to theirs. Instant male role models. 

At 20, I was serving in the Navy. I was stationed at NAS Whidbey Island, Wa. In 1976. When I was heading into my barracks I heard someone playing Hotel California across from me. I met my mentor that day, Terry Walters. I bought a Yamaha 6 string acoustic guitar and one music book. The Beatles Compleat. I practice for hours upon hours. After a few months I wanted to try writing. On my first attempt I wrote 3 songs.  I believe I found patterns in playing only the Beatles for those first few years. I was off and running. 

I am a singer/songwriter from a different era. I had written close to 80 songs when I laid everything down to become a husband and a father in 1989. I laid it down because I desired a family more then anything in life, certainly more then fame.  My Guitar I had written the majority of those songs on was stolen and I walked away. 

In November of 2019, I unpacked my instruments after a 30 year hiatus. I bought a Taylor 12 String and began to earn my calluses. I wasn't certain if I could even recall the chords to most of my music. It was all in my head. I can't read or write a note to this day. Muscle memory I was happy to find is a fact even after 30 years. My musician friend Dean when I told him my 1977 Giannini Craviola 12 String got stolen in 1987. He asked me if I checked eBay. This is 32 years later. That is a rare guitar. I went on eBay that day and found it. It was my serial number. 

I began practicing countless hours a day for about six weeks when suddenly, a song popped into my head. It was in a style that even I was unfamiliar with. My Giannini and I picked up where We left off. Then Covid gave me more time to practice. I haven't stopped writing since that day just over three and a half years ago. I have well over 50 more songs to produce to ensure my entire catalog has been recorded. I have that many on my page for all to hear now for free.

 Vision 👀
To create a new Music Industry run and operated by Human Artists only. I am a Life Path 1, so have no doubt I will get it done or it’s artificial intelligence soulless Muzak for everybody. New artist are being ignored. This is by design. Music comes from the heart. Filled with emotions which A. I. The heartless, soulless machine with never be able to produce. Music is a force of creation given by The Creator. The Authentic Intelligence God. 

I am here to do a job, At my juncture in life I hope it obvious it isn’t for the fame and fortune. We are musicians and artists first and foremost. We are those who help steer the collective consciousness. I picked up this mantle in December of 1980. The night I wrote ‘Dear John’. 

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