Ultimus Tourney (The Humanz)

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the greatest of them all? Lord Farquaad of course! Even though he couldn't win Fiona's heart, he is sure to swoon over the ladies in MASHUP WEEK! His source list will definitely make his opponents bow down and declare him the all star!
★Songs featured in the Shrek Franchise
(Accidentally in Love, Livin La Vida Loca, Pina Coladas, Bad Reputation, I Need a Hero...)
★Songs performed by Smash Mouth
(All Star, Walkin On The Sun, I'm A Believer, Why Can’t We Be Friends)
This track was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows with art by TheGuy. Stay Jammin!

King's Power

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ERIC: oui

mashup by vincent @vincents-memes-246806282, art by theguy @theguys-spicy-soundclown, ms360 @mate-rodriguez, and wholepucnh @whole-punch . sstay jambin !!! ! ! ! ! !

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Dik Tok

(Track and improved outfit by Plasman @plasmaan. True form by MS360 @mate-rodriguez.)

PREVIOUSLY... https://soundcloud.com/mashup-week-the-finals/rats-lla
???: (yawn) You two finally got here. Here let me get the lights, I can’t see a thing. 
(With a snap of fingers, the room illuminates.)
GARFIELD: Just kidding! ł ₴ɆɆ ɆVɆⱤɎ₮Ⱨł₦₲.
HAT KID: Kitty!
GARFIELD: 🅟🅔🅣 🅜🅔 🅐🅝🅓 🅘 🅦🅘🅛🅛 🅢🅣🅡🅐🅝🅖🅛🅔 🅨🅞🅤 🅦🅘🅣🅗 🅨🅞🅤🅡 🅞🅦🅝 🅘🅝🅣🅔🅢🅣🅘🅝🅔🅢
(Hat Kid scoffs and curses under her breath.)
HAT KID: I'd like to see you try...
FARQUAAD: Who are you? And how do we leave this pit of despair? It feels like I’ve been walking on the Sun this entire time.
GARFIELD: Awww, really? Gee, I tried to cater this area exclusively to you two. 
HAT KID: Can you let us go now? We've got to go back up and fight Chair!
GARFIELD: That pile of cinder wood? He's got a few planks loose, if you know what I mean. I’ll deal with that appliance when OUR business is finished first. 
FARQUAAD: What is this “business” that you “have” with “us”?
GARFIELD: Ah, Lord Farquaad of Duloc. I’ve been watching you during this tournament. And I understand that winning this tournament will give you a LOT of POWER, wouldn’t you agree?
FARQUAAD: Yes, yes! It’s why I agreed to participate, of course! 
GARFIELD: Now, you’ve been knocked out of the tournament AND denied from the loser’s bracket! This must make you VERY angry, right?
FARQUAAD: Yes...I could have beat that senile old man and that ogre of a man with ease! That victory should have been MINE!
HAT KID: >:/
GARFIELD: Now, what if I told you I could give you that power AND THEN SOME right now?
FARQUAAD: You mean it? 
GARFIELD: Sure thing, Lyma—er—Farquaad. All you would have to do is swear your allegiance to me. 
FARQUAAD: All that power...feline, I accept your offer!
HAT KID: Nooooo don’t do it!!!! D:
FARQUAAD: Sorry, girl, but that’s an offer I cannot refuse!
HAT KID: Farquaaaaaaad...
(Hat Kid gives Farquaad puppy eyes.) 
FARQUAAD: ...I’m sorry. Well, my newfound ally, do your thing and give me this power!
GARFIELD: Good choice! 
(Garfield snaps his fingers and Farquaad is briefly engulfed in a blue light. When the dust settles, Farquaad has been turned into a ghost!)
FARQUAAD: This feels weird. Wait a minute, am I DEAD?!
GARFIELD: Well, kinda. You’ve been turned into a spirit, but you are still alive. Now you can fly through walls and do the unimaginable. Talk about power. 
FARQUAAD: Really?
(He starts to levitate and fly around the room.)
FARQUAAD: Hahahaha! This is truly amazing!
GARFIELD: Well, that’s settled. Don’t worry Hat Kid, I’ve got a plan for you.
(Garfield snaps his fingers. A pentagram appears in thin air and glows around Hat Kid.)
HAT KID: Wh-- hey!
(In a flash she jump dives to the edge of the pentagram only to end up bonking into an invisible wall. As she lands, she get's lifted up in the air! She swings her parasol rapidly, but nothing can escape the cat's psychic grasp.)
HAT KID: Farquaad! Ĥ̴̘e̶͙̊ḽ̶̇p̸͕͋ ̷̖́m̶͎̂e̴̺͌ o̷u̷t̷ ̷h̷e̷r̷e̷!̷!!
FARQUAAD: ...
HAT KID: bruh 
(The pentagram blasts a stream of bright purple light, illuminating the basement dungeon with a deep hue. The light subsides, revealing Hat Kid has become a dark shade of purple! Her presence seems to glitch out the time space continuum!)
H̴A̴T̴ ̶K̸I̵D̸:̶ ̸B̴e̶c̵o̴m̷e̴ ̵o̵n̵e̶ ̶w̶i̸t̸h̷ ̸t̴h̵e̴ ̵f̴i̷r̴e̴!̷ ̶H̵e̴e̶h̷e̸e̸h̴e̷e̷!̵
FARQUAAD: Hmmm...I like this new Hat Kid! Now what do we do?
GARFIELD: Chair’s still got two more loser lackeys to throw at the contestants. We wait for them, give them the treatment I gave your friend, and then... ʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜᴇʜ... w̺͘ͅe̮ͭ͝ show that chair ̺̆ͅwh̴o's boss.
FAQUAAD: Yes, of course!
(Garfield, Hat Kid and Farquaad laugh maniacally. )
GARFIELD: Alright. Now how about we get something to eat? I'm up for some KILLER lasagna. 
FARQUAAD: Indeed!

Wandering Through Dread - Tragic Shadowy Foes

SUSIE: You're just proof that all life on this planet is filth. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to remove you myself.
FRANK: You know what that fucking sounds like? Daddy issues. Tell that pink fella he can suck me off after the show.

This mashup was made by ImaginaryShadows @imaginaryshadows, with art by 5Kids @beat5kids, Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai, and MS360 @mate-rodriguez. Stay Jammin!

Hip Hop Hyness

Born from the heart of chaos and gifted the taste for bloodlust, Count Draculoaf himself has joined the Mashup Week Tournament... and he brought bread! This former hellspawn has retired from his days as a vampire to become an popular four star chef! With a glass of wine in one hand and a cookbook in his other, Draculoaf is ready to get cooking!

★Songs featured in Cursed Image compilations 
(dont forget to feed your neopets, bonfire, flamingo, earthbound)
★Songs from the Castlevania series
(Bloody Tears, Castle Corridor, Heart of Fire, etc.)
★Songs relating to cooking
(Cooking Mama OST, Cooking By The Book, Step Yo Game Up, Trap Queen)

This mashup was made by Gnirob @gnirob with art by TheGuy @theguys-spicy-soundclown. Stay Jammin!

Bloody Baking

Track: 9mmpeter @9mmpeters_trashcan
Illustration: The Mashup Mayhem Art Team
Hello everyone! This tournament has gone through a lot of changes, but here we are at the start!

Now that all track slots are open, we need a lot more creators to help us out! Either mashups or arrangements work here, and we'd greatly appreciate it! If you have any free time, this tournament would greatly appreciate it!

Let the tournament BEGIN!

Discord: https://discord.gg/ceYHGYy

Tournament — Start! (READ DESCRIPTION)

Original Composer(s): Caravan Palace, Scatman John, Rebecca Sugar, Kristofer Maddigan, Kanye West, lasagnacat, Michael Jackson, Earth Wind and Fire, Famous Dex, Childish Gambino, Lil Nas X, Lil Pump, Nice Peter, Pitbull, CaptainSparklez, Misha, John Denver, Kesha, ‎Anthony Trippi, Jonathan Coulton, Louis Armstrong, Porter Robinson, Will Smith, Lou Bega, Snapcube, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Loituma, Toru Minegishi, Robert Palmer, Bill Fagerbakke, Shoji Meguro, Daft Punk, David Seville
Arrangement: GreenOfRain

Character Represented: All

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Ultimus Tourney begins April 22nd, 2020.

BRACKET [R1]

TO: Chair Incorporated
SUBJECT: It's Who I Am, Get Used To It
FROM: K/DA Akali

K/DA AKALI: (Sigh...) Look. I'm just gonna make this quick. Restraint's not really my thing, anyways. It's been real, but the Summoner's Rift needs me. I can't stay here doing just doing nothing. (We're all pretty much fired anyways.) I noticed most of everyone's leaving a "self reflection" letter, but... well, I didn't really "learn" anything new. There's no lesson for me to learn. My goals are simple: fight, kill, and win. I don't abide by the rules. Never have. Never will. If there's ANYTHING I've learned, it's nothing I don't already know. When I fall down, I just get back up and come back harder and better than before. Naega nugunji igsughae jisibsio.
K/DA AHRI: Hey, Akali! Are you coming? The train's almost here.
K/DA AKALI: ... Yeah yeah. I'll be there. So thanks for the GG, I guess. Word of advice? Be ready for anything life throws at you. Keep your eyes on the prize, and you'll be walking in no time. That's my gift.
Peace.

This final track was made by CactusTeam @cactusteam, with a stunning art combination by venus-pisces twitter.com/_venuspisces and Etroup @e-twoup.

A Callback to Akali's legendary achievements.
★ CactusTeam - Twilight Shroud
★ CactusTeam - Driving Like an ALL/STAR
★ TheGuy - "Straight Up Banger"
★ vvsvlogs - THIS/LOVE
★ Guntrol - A K-Pop Animashup
★ CactusTeam - TOUCH/TONE DUMPLINGS
★ GoldM - Your Honor, League of Legends
★ CactusTeam - Victory! K/DA's Akali

Stay Jammin, Akali. Don't let anybody bring you down.

The sky above Main St. was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
The year is 204X. Mashup Week 9 is in development, and hotly anticipated by billions. The Honchos control all of the world's governments from the shadows. Ieslar has recently become the richest person on Earth due to a few choice merchandising deals, but as they say, behind every great fortune is a great crime. Your name is K/DA Akali, and you're the sole witness to TheGuy's murder. You were always the least popular boss; when it was your word against Ieslar's, of course no one believed you. Since the civil option has failed, you have to take matters into your own hands. With the help of your time weathered friend and handler CactusTeam, you'll ascend Mashup Week Tower to confront Ieslar, and carry out justice once and for all

You Ready For This?

Track & Red Miku Illustration: DiamondBrickZ @diamondbrickz
GHOST (nelward) Illustration: Dafisha @dafisha21

VOTE NOW: https://forms.gle/4qBow7vbSmBy4guu6

Red Miku: こんにちは、あなたのお父さんです。あなたは長い間ここにいました
GHOST (nelward): well that's answers my question, a Virtual Popstar is NOT better than Human Popstar

Red Miku
[Description Soon]
 -Virtual Bands
  (Hatsune Miku, Gorillaz, Studio Killers, etc)
 -Songs in the Vocaloid Genre
  (GHOST, Kikuo, GUMI, etc)
 -Songs about Colours (excluding Artist Names)
  (Runbow OST, Black & Yellow, I'm Blue, etc)

GHOST (Nelward)
There's a ghost in our homes! But if thats just what you wanted, then nelward's GHOST has breezed into Mashup Mayhem! This sleepwalker choice has joined after an innuendo from nelward, and he intends to make this tourney get much better: With the Bedroom Pop genre, the Mother games, and ghost music, he just might win the daye.
 -Songs in the Bedroom Pop Genre
  (Nelward, Jack Stauber, Still Woozy, etc)
 -Songs about Ghosts
  (Ghostbusters, Ghosts - Michael Jackson, Doopliss Theme, etc)
 -Songs from Mother and Inspired Games (excluding Undertale)
  (Pollyanna, Rude Buster, Otherworldly Foe, etc)

(R1 - M4) Rock The Inuendo

Come join our discord server!
discord.gg/5p3FQk8

Track by @nozomi82

3... 2... 1... GO!

This battle seems to be a rather personal one! Bowser, the fierce king trying to take over the Mushroom Kingdom, battling Bowser Jr, his mischievous son!

Will this family drama spiral out of control? Will Bowser end up permanently damaging his son's mental state?! Probably not!

Bowser
- Castle themes and boss themes from the Mario franchise, along with all songs specifically associated with Bowser.
(Bowser's Theme from Super Mario 64, The Ultimate Show from Super Paper Mario, etc...)

- Songs about being evil/bad.
(Bad Guy by Billie Eilish, We Are Number One, etc...)

- Songs about craving/lacking love.
(Somebody That I Used To Know, Gimmie Love by Joji, etc...)

Bowser Jr.
- Mini-boss themes from the Mario franchise, along with all songs specifically associated with Bowser Jr.
(Bowser Jr. from Super Mario Galaxy, Hey You! from Paper Mario, etc...)

- Songs from Super Mario Sunshine.
(Delfino Plaza, A Secret Course, etc...)

- Songs related to family.
(Songs by Dad Feels, Hey Brother by Avicii, etc...)

- Songs related to painting/drawing.
(Paint It, Black by The Rolling Stones, songs from Drawn to Life, etc...)

Songs used:
Bowser
Bad Guy - Billie Eilish (Evil/bad)

Bowser Jr.
As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It - Lemon Demon (Family)

Bad Dad

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/vXzfT9gTv4TCjFBt6

CG: "I know we said we'd be dropping flames, but this is ridiculous."

2D: "What the 'ell is even going on here??"

ATLANTA ROADS vs. THE HUMANZ (R1M3)

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/F8ut17gJoJ7Je8my8

Original Composer(s): Gorillaz, Travis Scott
Arrangement: MoonageDream

Character Represented: Atlanta Roads, The Humanz

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Riding until they can't no more, Childish Gambino and Lil Nas X take the stage with their quick bars. With rap from the 2010's behind them, they're not to be underestimated! At the very least, they're not the worst guys.

SOURCES
- Rap songs from the 2005 and forward
- Songs by Childish Gambino
- Songs by Lil Nas X 

EXAMPLES
- King Kunta, Sicko Mode
- Redbone, 3005
- Old Town Road, c7osure

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The world is theirs! The Humanz have arrived to make their presence known. These virtual singers represent both animation and Hatsune Miku's music, so their chances of victory are coming up to the overload.

SOURCES
- Official music videos from 2000 and forward that have a large focus on animation
- Gorillaz songs, excluding Feel Good Inc and Clint Eastwood
- Studio Killers songs
- Songs sung originally by Hatsune Miku

EXAMPLES
- Sing Along, Baby I'm Yours
- Stylo, Saturnz Barz
- Jenny, Dirty Car
- Senbonzakura, PoPiPo

SATURNGAZING (No Intro Ver.) [R1M3]

Original Composer(s): Gorillaz, Childish Gambino
Arrangement: MoonageDream

Character Represented: Atlanta Roads, The Humanz

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Riding until they can't no more, Childish Gambino and Lil Nas X take the stage with their quick bars. With rap from the 2010's behind them, they're not to be underestimated! At the very least, they're not the worst guys.

SOURCES
- Rap songs from the 2005 and forward
- Songs by Childish Gambino
- Songs by Lil Nas X 

EXAMPLES
- King Kunta, Sicko Mode
- Redbone, 3005
- Old Town Road, c7osur

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The world is theirs! The Humanz have arrived to make their presence known. These virtual singers represent both animation and Hatsune Miku's music, so their chances of victory are coming up to the overload.

SOURCES
- Official music videos from 2000 and forward that have a large focus on animation
- Gorillaz songs, excluding Feel Good Inc and Clint Eastwood
- Studio Killers songs
- Songs sung originally by Hatsune Miku

EXAMPLES
- Sing Along, Baby I'm Yours
- Stylo, Saturnz Barz
- Jenny, Dirty Car
- Senbonzakura, PoPiPo

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https://soundcloud.com/ultimustourneypart1/testing_audiowav-loud-noises/s-0eQSO59v3mI

Let Me Out Of These Sweatpants [R1M3]

2D: "We've always got a spot for you in the Song Machine! You two were amazin', you should... uh... well, y'know."

While one falls closer to the White Noise, another moves forward. Thank you for voting, and please look forward to the next round.

Read the Atlanta Roads vs. The Humanz story post here!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mOFtgovTs-JKCHEN4GmbJO5HJ3mErE_Gt6PGlF3ORx8/edit?usp=sharing

RESULTS - ROUND 1 MATCH 3

PLANKTON: Who are you...aquatic creatures?! I don't recognize any of you from Bikini Bottom, explain yourselves!!
DAD EGBERT: WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU MIX DUCKS AND FIREWORKS? FIREQUACKERS. HA HA.
QHUACK (DUCK): *quack quack* Hey Egbert, tell me the Homestuck story. I'll only be here for 11 years.
THE COUNCIL (CHRIS MCLEAN): Hey dudes, no need to fight! We're all cool in the end! ...Right?

The rejects have invaded Rave Hell! Can Plankton and Dad Egbert take down Qhuack and The Council? 

NOTE: This mashup is NOT made in Rave.dj, it's an original mashup by Mr. Lazing, with all art done by Etroup, except for The Council's which is done by Laybox! The Edit is done by Mr. Lazing as well, Reject Rumble is owned by Mr. Lazing. Stay Funny!

PHASE 1 - Vs. Mr Masked Grandpa

We're moving accounts starting now! Catch us on the new one at @ultimustourneypart2! 

The White Noise is growing in strength, and some of our contenders are in danger. With the Baron's enforcers starting to make waves, what will happen next? Tune in to find out.

Arrangement: EvKem
Art: Juniper, Aeiouko, Takoni, Dafisha, MoonageDream

Notice: We're Moving Accounts! [A Transitionary Piece] (SECOND ACCOUNT IN DESCRIPTION)

im just a guy who likes music and making playlist for tournaments

IMPORTANT: Ultimus Tourney continues on our second account, @ultimustourneypart2! Please follow us there to see how the story continues.

ULTIMUS TOURNEY is a tournament pitting 16 contenders against one another with music as its focus. The winner gets a concert to themselves, a chance to show the world what they've got on the biggest stage possible.

The losers? Lost to the White Noise.

Vote for those you like the music of, and listen to the mashups and arrangements presented for more about them.

What is the White Noise?

(We have a Discord! Check here for updates, the storyline of Ultimus Tourney, and to chat with the staff and even some of the characters: https://discord.gg/va25sJN )

CONTENDERS:
-Miror B.
-Robo-Crashers (Mega Man and Sonic the Hedgehog)
-The Humanz (2D, Hatsune Miku, and Cherry)
-Adventure Machine (Madeon and Porter Robinson)
-Windows Warriors (Bonzi Buddy, Clippy, and Putt Putt)
-The Luminary
-Lone Digger
-Aria da Copo (Big Band and Squigly)
-Atlanta Roads (Lil Nas X and Childish Gambino)
-Animated Musical Vibes (Shizuku and Firestar)
-Jonesy
-Hisashi Nogami
-George Lopez
-Dr. Kawashima
-Stage Stars (Aaron Burr, Evan Hansen, Veronica Sawyer)
-Lune

BONUS CHARACTERS:
-Sayori Yua (deceased)
-Ellen DeGeneres
-Interviewing Jimmy Team

BOSSES:
-???
-???
-???
-???
-The Baron

Notice: We're Moving Accounts! [A Transitionary Piece] (SECOND ACCOUNT IN DESCRIPTION)

Ultimus Tourney: Empty Space [MOVED]

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