LONE DIGGER: Cats eat rats, didn't you know? 
SONIC: What did you just call me?

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/zLf1CMMT5UvtPuap8

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Welcome to tonight's match, what can we get you? That's right; Ultimus Tourney is back with a brand new White Noise match for you tonight. Featuring a bunch of furry friends, joined by a robot master, this match is set to be one for the ages! When you're this close to the dangers of the White Noise, anything goes. Their fates lie in your hands. Choose wisely, and vote responsibly!

Arrangement: Bulnosaur40
Art: Juniper, @evkem
Character Represented: Lone Digger, Robo-Crashers

Sources:
LONE DIGGER:
- Songs in the electro swing genre
- Any song from Caravan Palace
- Songs about digging
- Songs about cats

ROBO-CRASHERS:
- Songs from classic Sonic and Mega Man games
- Songs from Sonic and Mega Man fangames
- Songs from the Doom series

Songs used:
Posin' - Peggy Suave (Lone Digger - Electroswing)
Nyan Cat + voice clips - daniwell, Momomomo (Lone Digger - Songs about cats)
Wish Upon A Shattered Star (from Sonic: Shattered Realities) - Landy (Robo-Crashers - Sonic Fangames)
Quarry Man (from Mega Man: Shattered Diamond) - Cosmic Gem, Threxx (Robo-Crashers - Mega Man Fangames)
Move Your Feet - Junior Senior (Offsource)

Pose Upon A Shattered Diamond [LR1M1]

LONE DIGGER: The boys never liked those 8-bit games of yours. I can't say that I disagree.

One has fallen to the White Noise. But another remains. Thank you for voting, and please look forward to the next round.

Read the Lone Digger vs. Robo-Crashers story post here!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jlgnGNcURIblQqpcoIJorb-4zTUcD9U0hkgvC5AhsII/edit?usp=sharing

RESULTS - LOSERS ROUND 1 MATCH 1

LOG ADDED: 6/27/21

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Subject: Robo-Crashers (Sonic the Hedgehog, Rock "Mega Man" Light)
Noted by: Arthur Candler

The experiment took an interesting turn today, one we weren't expecting. Upon extended exposure to the White Noise, initially there was seemingly no reaction. However, close to the three minute mark, something interesting happened. As the hedgehog began to seemingly plan with Rock to find a way out of the room, the entity seemed to suddenly spring to life. Within moments they were... consumed entirely. The White Noise just... swallowed them whole. They vanished. For a solid ten minutes, they had simply disappeared. Afterwards, however, was the most interesting part. They returned, seemingly without a scratch.

Very fascinating. Initially we theorized that the White Noise had simply rejected them, but... As we released them from the room for further testing, the robot briefly fell apart into... static, interestingly. Sonic rushed to comfort him, and they briefly started to quite literally meld together. They quickly separated, fearful of it, but now we're more interested in how that happened.

We're not entirely sure what it was, it will require further testing. Our current theory, however, is that the Robo-Crashers are not among us right now. Not dead, as that would likely make them much more difficult to clone like this, but... these are not the Robo-Crashers. This is the White Noise, dressing itself and acting like them. To a tee, as well, even with most memories intact. However, they seem very off as well. Occasional flares of uncharacteristic anger, moments where they will seemingly panic and start to fall apart at the seams, only to come back together at a moment's notice. The clones are unstable. Further testing may yield more results, and we are very enthusiastic to see what those results may be.

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Arrangement: @moonagedream
Character Represented: Robo-Crashers

Sources:
- Songs from classic Sonic and Mega Man games 
- Songs from Sonic and Mega Man fangames
- Songs from the Doom series 

Songs used:
Lava Reef - Sonic & Knuckles (Classic Sonic games)

melting down in the lava reef [experiment: robo-crashers]

CHILDISH GAMBINO: If Trav can have one, where's our collab? Still waiting, Epic.

One has fallen to the White Noise. But another remains. Thank you for voting, and please look forward to the next round.

Read the Atlanta Roads vs. Jonesy story post here!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/18AnGnU-wNliw9js_JNXEqg2xh2D6D0wrsUMvqbVYjbQ/edit?usp=sharing

RESULTS - LOSERS ROUND 1 MATCH 2

LOG ADDED: 7/2/21

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Subject: John "Jonesy" Jones
Noted by: Arthur Candler

Now that we have a closer baseline for what to expect, today's experiment was much more lucrative than we were initially expecting. Jonesy's exposure to the White Noise was much shorter than the first subjects, yet the end result was about the same. Is it because he fought it earlier? Perhaps the White Noise thrives on opposition. Perhaps it thrives in pure sadism, giving the subjects a chance to fight back before taking them? We can't tell for sure. More experimentation is required. 

In the meantime, the copy that returned from the White Noise seems a little rougher this time. Not much, but it seems a little more unstable. Perhaps it reflects on general mood at the time. We have plenty of hypotheses within our team, and while we can't confirm any, we do know that we'll have plenty of time to do so. After all... everyone here is a potential subject. Everyone but one. I think I have something else in mind for that one.

Interestingly, this Jonesy copy seems much more... quiet. Reserved. Not quite introverted, but less "out there" than he used to be. This seems to be a real response from Jonesy's memories though, perhaps a component of fear or something along those lines. These reports will start getting shorter as we go, as the inconsistencies start to clear up. 

To help with that, I believe I'll keep a log of important happenings around the estate in these reports. It could prove to be helpful to my employer.

The flower outside the estate is growing much faster than I expected. If I recall correctly, it was planted by the contenders after Sayori's death. ...to be frank, her death is one I regret. A simple misunderstood identity. It should not be her blood on my hands. But alas, what's done is done, all we can do now is look to the future.

I intend to leave the flower as a reminder to myself.

[REDACTED] requires assistance with shutting down the test equipment. I'm going to go help with that. End log.

Arrangement: @9mmp3ter
Character Represented: Jonesy

Sources:
- Songs from viral internet games as of the 2010's and their fan songs. (excluding Undertale, and no overlap)
- 3D non-indie shooter games (no overlap)

Songs used:
Fortnite - Spaceman (Fan songs for viral internet games)
You're Mine - DAGames (Fan songs for viral internet games)
Boom Boom Boom... - Dan Bull (Fan songs for viral internet games)
Survive The Night - MandoPony (Fan songs for viral internet games)
Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J (Offsource)

Survive The Classroom [experiment: jonesy]

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/1dN1e1KGvVcUW4xj7

MIROR B.: Why stay in the house when you can go out and groove?
PORTER: You do know that house is...
MADEON: Let him have it. We'll show him what we've got.

On today's set: Michael Jackson, Pokemon, Madeon, Porter Robinson and house hits featuring our contenders tonight! Miror B. and Adventure Machine are against one another tonight in what could be Losers Round 1's most intense match yet! Turn up the music, get down, and enjoy the tunes while you can! Because one of our contenders tonight won't be making it out of this performance.

Arrangement: Vincent Mashups ( @user-555166013-407235477 )
Character Represented: Miror B., Adventure Machine

Sources:
MIROR B.:
- Songs from Pokemon spinoffs
- Songs in the genre of disco and funk
- Michael Jackson songs

ADVENTURE MACHINE:
- Songs in the house, french house, or electro house genres
- Songs by Madeon
- Songs by Porter Robinson

Songs used:
Billie Jean - Michael Jackson (Miror B. - Michael Jackson
Super Freak - Rick James (Miror B. - Funk/disco)
Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson (Miror B. - Michael Jackson)
Lionhearted - Porter Robinson (AdvMach - Porter Robinson)
Positif - Mr. Oizo (AdvMach - French House)
Goodbye To A World - Porter Robinson (AdvMach - Porter Robinson)
Pop Culture - Madeon (AdvMach - Madeon)

Heart Of Pop [LR1M3]

Arrangement: Bulnosaur40
Character Represented: The Humanz, Adventure Machine, Lune

Sources:
HUMANZ
- Official music videos from 2000 and forward that have a large focus on animation
- Gorillaz songs, excluding Feel Good Inc and Clint Eastwood
- Studio Killers songs
- Songs sung originally by Hatsune Miku

ADVENTURE MACHINE
- Songs in the house, french house, or electro house genres
- Songs by Madeon
- Songs by Porter Robinson

LUNE
- Shin Megami Tensei games, including spinoffs such as Persona
- Songs based heavily on vocal samples
- Songs with the word "moon" in the title

Songs used:
Wrapped In Black - Hideki Naganuma (Lune - Heavy vocal samples)
Two-Faced Lovers - wowaka (Humanz - Miku songs)
Don't You Worry Child - Swedish House Mafia (AdvMach - House music)

Two-Housed Mafias

LOG ADDED: 7/5/21

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Subject: Miror B., Ludicolo
Noted by: Arthur Candler

First off, who allowed the Pokemon? I thought we were banning experimentation on non-anthropomorphic animals. It leads to inconclusive results, and it... doesn't feel right to me. But... whatever, it happened, and I suppose we will continue with it for the foreseeable future. It isn't ideal, but we can't do half-measures. Not now. 

...Miror B. seemed the most torn up out of everyone so far about this. It wasn't fun to watch, if I'm to be honest. He just... clung to Ludicolo the entire time, apologizing and waiting for something to happen. We sat here watching that for thirty goddamn minutes. It took that long for the White Noise to consume him. We need to figure out what exactly the variable is that makes this take longer depending on the person, that's crucial for this experiment to continue.

Hugo and Porter have been despondent, trying to find where Miror had gone. They actually came dangerously close to finding the lab once or twice. We really should introduce more security measures to prevent people from accidentally stumbling into this. We don't want to have to disqualify anyone. That would be bad for business, and we've already had to ice some... former associates for getting too close. I would very much prefer not to take care of anyone unnecessarily from here on out. I am not a good person, I'm aware, but I'm not a fucking monster. 

...I almost feel bad for the members of Adventure Machine. They seem very distraught about this. It slightly concerns me, they may not bring their best in the next match because of this. Sure, they'll have time to prepare, but you never do get past your first murder. Now, whether this is murder is up for debate right now, we have no conclusive evidence. I hope it isn't.

There was another attempt to enter the Estate by an unauthorized party today. We believe that it's Mr. Cicierega trying to get back in again. I do not understand his desire to get back in. I really don't. We did consider bringing him in as an Enforcer, but our employer said he wasn't worth the pay. I'm inclined to disagree, but I don't get paid to argue, I suppose.

Anything else? Ah, right. The thief is really starting to get on my bad side. She's started conferring with some of the contenders in secret. Not to mention, she's found blind spots in our camera views and audio recording. Even if she is severely annoying me, I'll admit. She's clever. I'll have to keep a closer eye on her when I can. Perhaps I'll have Ness tail her.

Lastly, the state of the past two experiments... The Robo-Crashers and Jonesy are still unstable, but have not broken down since we started this. I suppose that there's something to note there. The first person that saw the clones (at least, we're assuming) was Aaron Burr, of the Stage Stars. He's not taking it well. Hansen and Sawyer are trying to console him, to no avail. It's a shame, such a clever man reduced to drinking. At least Thomas has a friend at the bar now.

That's everything important for now. The next report should be our last for a while. 

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Arrangement: Bulnosaur40
Character Represented: Miror B.

Sources:
- Songs from Pokemon spinoffs
- Songs in the genre of disco and funk
- Michael Jackson songs

Songs used:
Don't Ever Forget... - Hideki Sakamoto (Pokemon spinoffs)
Leave Me Alone - Michael Jackson (Michael Jackson songs)
Take a Chance on Me - ABBA (Funk/disco)
Too Much Heaven - The Bee Gees (Funk/Disco)
Jazz Carnival - Azymuth (Funk/Disco)

Don't Ever Leave Me... [experiment: miror b.]

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/DaJyPh1h3JHVgAD8A

LOPEZ: Oh hey! I've been waiting for the new towel boy to show up...
LUMINARY: [ You encounter a comedian! He... isn't very funny. ]

1, 2, 3 4 5! You encounter a new battle, featuring the comedian and the hero! Now that Losers Round 1 is coming to a close, this will be the last match for a while with such dire consequences... So make it count. Just don't get mad now!

Arrangement: @theguys-spicy-soundclown
Character Represented: George Lopez, The Luminary

Sources:
GEORGE LOPEZ
- Songs in the mambo genre
- Songs from sitcoms popular for being on Nick@Nite
- Songs from movies and shows George Lopez has acted in 

THE LUMINARY
- Songs from Square Enix JRPGs 
- Songs about luck and RNG 
- Songs by Famous Dex
- Songs by popular bands with "Dragon" in the name

Songs used:
Mambo No. 5 - Lou Bega (George Lopez - Mambo)
Everywhere You Look - John Stamos (George Lopez - Nick At Nite)
Menu - Fortune Street (The Luminary - Dragon Quest)
Hoes Mad - Famous Dex (The Luminary - Famous Dex)
Get Lucky - Daft Punk (The Luminary - Luck/RNG)

Mambo Street [LR1M4]

LOG ADDED: 7/11/21

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Subject: George Lopez
Noted by: Arthur Candler

Today's experiment took us a while to start. The latent static electricity that Lopez made it difficult for our scanners to get a bead on him in the first place. We had to put him in a special suit to even be able to get our readings accurately. But, before too long, we figured it out. Besides that, it's what came next that was much more important to note.

The White Noise just... consumed him. Like that. We put him in, and he was just gone. Immediately. This is a result that we didn't expect, to be honest. With the others, it took a little while to happen, but here... no, it was sudden. Perhaps it has to do something with emotional state? Brain activity? We noticed that Lopez was much more shifty, clearly attempting to find a way to escape. We've already been theorizing about this exact thing. Perhaps it targets an active mind much faster than it does a slower, more fearful one? We have a lot of ground to cover when it comes to finding out what the White Noise seems to prioritize. 

In any case, the clone seems less unstable than Jonesy's, but not quite as stable as Miror B.'s. We're not entirely sure how to proceed from here, but we have time to plan ahead.

On an additional note, I can now add being impaled by a sword to my list of ways I should be dead. The kid Lopez fought would not let up. Screaming at me to let him go, trying any way he could to stop me. His courage was certainly admirable, but I can't delay this any further. My employer would have my head, otherwise. I was able to restrain him for long enough to keep him out of the way. The wound was rather difficult to treat, his sword is rather peculiar in shape and ability. Luckily, we have good doctors on standby. This entire process is risky.

...I'll admit, this process is unsavory, as well.. I am not proud of many of my actions during these last few months. But I need to find out what the White Noise is capable of. It's my top priority. I antagonize our contenders, taunt them, push them forward... because this is all I can do. I need to find out what the White Noise is capable of. It's all I care about. 

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Arrangement: @theguys-spicy-soundclown
Character Represented: George Lopez

Sources:
- Songs in the mambo genre
- Songs from sitcoms popular for being on Nick@Nite
- Songs from movies and shows George Lopez has acted in 

Songs used:
Low Rider - War
Epic - Faith No More
Buddy Holley - Weezer
Dream Dream Dream Dream - Sharkboy and Lavagirl

Take A Little Trip [experiment: george lopez]

And with that, four are lost.

16th - Robo-Crashers
The first to go. They were but children.

15th - George Lopez 
In the end, all he wished to do was entertain.

14th - Miror B.
Terrified as he watched his beloved Ludicolo fade away. 

13th - Jonesy
A victim of two differences of one. One more vote, and...

Their statuses are unknown. One has to wonder what could have been. Your choices have been noted. 12 contenders remain. 

Who will be next?

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Arrangement: Bulnosaur40
Character Represented: Robo-Crashers, Miror B., George Lopez, Jonesy

Songs used:
Volcanic Valley Zone Act 2 - Tatsuyuki Maeda (Robo-Crashers - Classic Sonic games)
Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson (Miror B - Michael Jackson)
Storm Woman - m9m, Threxx (Robo-Crashers - Mega Man fangames)
Die in a Fire - The Living Tombstone, EileMonty, Orko (Jonesy - Viral 2010s internet songs)
Take Back the Night - Tryhardninja (Jonesy - Viral 2010s internet songs)
Beat It - Michael Jackson (Miror B - Michael Jackson)
I Got A Girl - Lou Bega (George Lopez - Mambo)
Miror B’s Theme - (Miror B - Pokemon spinoffs)
Scatman & Hatman - Lou Bega, Scatman John (George Lopez - Mambo)
All Eyes On Me - OR3O (Jonesy - Viral 2010s internet games)
Sayo-nara - Dan Salvato (Jonesy - Viral 2010s internet games)

For Those We've Lost (First Round Losers' Eulogy)

Arrangement: @vincents-memes
Character Represented: Adventure Machine

Sources:
- Songs in the house, french house, or electro house genres
- Songs by Madeon
- Songs by Porter Robinson

Songs used:
Shelter - Porter Robinson & Madeon (Songs by Madeon/Porter Robinson)
Sad Machine - Porter Robinson (Songs by Porter Robinson)
Get Your Wish - Porter Robinson (Songs by Porter Robinson)
You're On - Madeon ft. Kyan (Songs by Madeon)
Be Fine - Madeon (Songs by Madeon)

Victory! Adventure Machine (Updated)

Arrangement: @vincents-memes
Character Represented: Atlanta Roads

Sources:
- Rap songs from 2005 and forward
- Songs by Childish Gambino
- Songs by Lil Nas X 

Songs used:
3005 - Childish Gambino (Songs by Childish Gambino)
Old Town Road - Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus (Songs by Lil Nas X)
Sweatpants - Childish Gambino (Songs by Childish Gambino)
ELEMENT. - Kendick Lamar (Rap from 2005 and forward)
SICKO MODE - Travis Scott ft. Drake (Rap from 2005 and forward)

Victory! Atlanta Roads (Updated)

Arrangement: @vincents-memes
Character Represented: Hisashi Nogami

Sources:
- Songs from Splatoon
- Songs from Animal Crossing 
- Songs from Mii games (except for Wii Music)
- Nintendo BIOS songs

Songs used:
Bowling Results - Wii Sports OST (Mii Games)
Bubblegum K.K. - Animal Crossing: New Horizons OST (Animal Crossing)
Fly Octo Fly - Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion OST (Splatoon)
Wii Shop Channel Theme (Nintendo BIOS)
Nintendo Switch Click (Nintendo BIOS)

Victory! Hisashi Nogami (Updated)

Arrangement: @gnirob
Character Represented: Adventure Machine

Sources:
- Songs in the house, french house, or electro house genres
- Songs by Madeon
- Songs by Porter Robinson

Songs used:
Lambs Garbage - Mr. Oizo (French House)
Cut Dick - Mr. Oizo (French House)
Phantom - Justice (French House)
All My Friends - Madeon (Madeon's Discography)
Phantom pt. II - Justice (French House)
D.A.N.C.E. - Justice (French House)
Shelter - Madeon, Porter Robinson (Madeon's Discography/ Porter Robinson's Discography)
I'm Not Your Daddy I'm Your Grandpa - Biff Chitlins (Offsource)
Blast Processing - Waterflame (Offsource)
Starships - Nicki Minaj (Offsource)
Meet the Flintstones - Hoyt Curtain (Offsource)

FACE RAIDERS!!!

NOGAMI: Well... I suppose that's that, old friend. See you tonight, right? I think we'll both need some time to play some Animal Crossing, relax a little.

A decisive victory. There was never any doubt. Perhaps the shared fanbases just found common ground?

While one falls closer to the White Noise, another moves forward. Thank you for voting, and please look forward to the next round.

Read the Dr. Kawashima vs. Hisashi Nogami story post here!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/19lzx1dcXPSq1Qt5_w_MbC4xe5n8SfwDYrJIycpmIims/edit?usp=sharing

RESULTS - WINNERS ROUND 2 MATCH 1

STORY POST: https://pastebin.com/raw/n4VnsLKs

Arrangement: @moonagedream
Fancypants Art: @trans-rights
Character Represented: Jonesy, Fancypants

Sources:
JONESY
- Songs from viral internet games as of the 2010's and their fan songs. (excluding Undertale, and no overlap)
- 3D non-indie shooter games (no overlap)

FANCYPANTS
- Songs from Flash games of any era
- Songs commonly used/popular on Flipnote 
- Songs related to stick figures
- Songs related to arts & crafts 

Songs used:
Boom Boom Boom... (Creeper Rap) - Dan Bull (Jonesy - Viral game fansongs)
Revenge - TryHardNinja (Jonesy - Viral game fansongs)
Minecraft sfx (Jonesy - Viral games)
Creative Exercise - Mario Paint (Fancypants - Arts/Crafts)
Stronger - Kanye West (Fancypants - Songs popularly used in Flipnotes)
Everytime We Touch - Cascada (Fancypants - Songs popularly used in Flipnotes)
Flipnote Kick Guy (Fancypants - Flipnote source)
Boom Clap - Charli XCX (Offsource)

Creative Ways To Go Boom (Ultimus Tourney vs. Temporary Flight Attendant)

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/QTcpyfySRXfoYN7d9

The curtain rises on the second match of Winners Round 2, and things are heating up between these two trios! Virtual bands against modern classics in the Broadway scene, both teams have large shoes to fill today. Who will make it to the curtain call? 

Arrangement: @green-of-rain
Character Represented: The Humanz, Stage Stars

Sources:
THE HUMANZ
- Official music videos from 2000 and forward that have a large focus on animation (NO OVERLAP)
- Songs by Gorillaz or Studio Killers
- Songs sung originally by Hatsune Miku

STAGE STARS
- Songs from Broadway and off-Broadway musicals, excluding fanmade content
- Songs from anime heavily focused on music
- Songs about historical American politicians (before the year 1990)

Songs used:
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - Lemon Demon (Humanz - Music Videos post-2000, Stage Stars - American Politics pre-1990)
Sufferin' till Suffrage - School House Rock (Stage Stars - American Politics pre-1990)
Magnet - Hatsune Miku (Humanz - Hatsune Miku)
Day One - Groundhogs Day (Stage Stars - Musical Theatre)
Dirty Harry - Gorillaz (Humanz - Gorillaz)
If I Were A Rich Man - Fiddler on the Roof (Stage Stars - Musical Theatre)
Stars - Les Miserables (Stage Stars - Musical Theatre)
Friday Night Gurus - Studio Killers (Humanz - Studio Killers)

Suffrage Showdown [WR2M2]

MIKU: I respect theater, but I'll admit. It's dying fast.
CHERRY: Wow, Miku. Cold bitch mode, huh? I like it.
2D: ...always wanted to be in a musical... wh-Oh! W-we won!

Yet another decisive win. We'll admit, we were surprised by the numbers ourselves.

While one falls closer to the White Noise, another moves forward. Thank you for voting, and please look forward to the next round.

Read the Humanz vs. Stage Stars story post here!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1k7eWoDRjZuVtAaLg6IQ88Cl9Oko4z_ESTg4VqLYoaXU/edit?usp=sharing

RESULTS - WINNERS ROUND 2 MATCH 2

Two serious losers bracket contenders, one great crossover! These two got along shockingly well when they first met, and decided to collab to do a track together. The plane's gotten back in the air by now, and everyone is back in their proper places, but it was fun while it lasted.

Make sure to check out Temporary Flight Attendant if you haven't already! @par-airlines4

Arrangement: @green-of-rain
Madden Art: https://twitter.com/nixdraws
Character Represented: John Madden, Adventure Machine

Sources:
JOHN MADDEN
- Songs related to sports
- Text to Speech related sources
- Songs related to space

ADVENTURE MACHINE
- Songs in the house, french house, or electro house genres
- Songs by Madeon
- Songs by Porter Robinson

Songs used:
Start Your Engines - Mario Kart DS (John Madden - Sports)
The City - Madeon (Adventure Machine - Madeon)
How I Beat Shaq - Aaron Carter (John Madden - Sports)
Boys & Girls - Martin Solveig (Adventure Machine - Madeon)
Magnet - Hatsune Miku (John Madden - Text to Speech)
Mushroom Bridge - Mario Kart Double Dash (John Madden - Sports)
Hun - Mr. Oizo (Adventure Machine - House)
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk (Adventure Machine - House)
Shooting Stars - Bag Raiders (John Madden - Space)
Delfino Square - Mario Kart DS (John Madden - Sports)
Goodbye to a World - Porter Robinson (Adventure Machine - Porter Robinson)
I'm not your Daddy, I'm your Grandpa - Biff Chitlins (John Madden - Text to Speech)
Flat Eric sfx
Positif - Mr. Oizo (Adventure Machine - House)

Race Through The City (Come Get It) (Ultimus Tourney vs. Temporary Flight Attendant)

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/dHi9nwec4KQZEMqV6

It's a battle of old turned new vs. new turned old in this match of Ultimus Tourney! Animated Musical Vibes, the representatives of all things lofi and animated, and Windows Warriors, old hands not ready to relinquish their thrones, are going head to head in a heated match tonight. Ironically, these two groups seem to have no chill today...

Arrangement: Bulnosaur40
Character Represented: Animated Musical Vibes, Windows Warriors

Sources:
ANIMATED MUSICAL VIBES
- Songs widely used in animation memes or AMVs
- Lo-fi Hip Hop songs from 2015 and forward
- Songs from Whisper of the Heart

WINDOWS WARRIORS
- Edutainment games
- Pre-2000s PC adventure games
- Songs from various Microsoft OS's, or using sounds from them
- Songs about/related to computers

Songs used:
Teen Pregnancy - Blank Banshee (AMV - Animation Memes)
I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace (AMV - AMVs)
text to speech - Louie Zong (WW - Computers)
Bonzi Buddy voice clips

I Hate Everything About Windows 95 [WR2M3]

Arrangement: @whole-punch
Character Represented: Adventure Machine

Sources:
- Songs in the house, french house, or electro house genres
- Songs by Madeon
- Songs by Porter Robinson

Songs used:
The Prince - Madeon (Madeon)
Waters of Nazareth x We Are Your Friends x Phantom pt II - Justice (House)
All My Friends - Madeon (Madeon)
Pleasure - Justice (House)

Madeon Worldwide

BONZI: Nice try. Come back when you have a bit more information I can steal.

55.6% to 44.4%. The winner of this match never left first place, though things got rather close quite a few times. Congratulations to the winner.

While one falls closer to the White Noise, another moves forward. Thank you for voting, and please look forward to the next round.

Read the Animated Musical Vibes vs. Windows Warriors story post here!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1mGfrtlBl52Yw6MytuPMFjaUbKQBGU61v72RSlyFm1Iw/edit?usp=sharing

RESULTS - WINNERS ROUND 2 MATCH 3

LUNE: I never quite understood the draw of parasites.
TEMPLAR: I believe we're more interested in... mutual partnership, if you would.
LUNE: Good luck in losers, you two. ...Sorry, Ben.

65.4% to 34.6%. It was never close once. It seems the fans of our winner refused to slow down. Congratulations on your decisive victory.

While one falls closer to the White Noise, another moves forward. Thank you for voting, and please look forward to the next round.

Read the Lune vs. Aria da Copo story post here!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OBvG5hR3tZ3JrdSBC33eiywyJf5dBeW3l8T4NwXy_fM/edit?usp=sharing

RESULTS - WINNERS ROUND 2 MATCH 4

(NOTE: THIS MATCH IS NON-CANON, AS IT IS JUST AN INTERMISSION.)

MOONAGE: Welcome to reality, Dr. Luigi. Apologies for the rude awakening. Allow us to escort you out of here.
JUNIPER: I could say so many things that would ruin the immersion of us being characters fighting you. So uh, instead I'll say... Come at me? Yeah, that sounds good.

DR. LUIGI: T̷̨̧̙͓̱̤̘͎̹̠̞̜̼̈́͊͊͛͐̇̊͂̓͘̕͝͝Ȟ̷͍̬̝͌̈̈͊̌̿E̴̲̱̩̬͕̦̱͐̄̈́̀̉̋͑͑̔̈͒̋͜ͅR̵̫͈̝̅͂̃͗͜͠Ę̶̢̛͉̝̪̫̦̠̘̠͚̱͆̏́̋̈́͌́̈́̑́͠ ̴̟͎͖͙̟̲͉̀̀̉̏̽̎́͝I̶̡͛̾̐̐̇͐̽̋͘S̶̜̗̘͓͂̊͝ ̷̡̈̈̌́͊̚N̶̘͕̯͉̹̱̆̌̽͜͠Ó̵̥̏́̇͌T̸̨̛̛͔͙̱̱͙̳̃̾̈̍͒̂̽̉̈͆ͅH̴̨̘̜̥͔̤̲͈̃́I̵͈̺̔̇́̔̄̇͊̎͝Ñ̶̡̳̝̭̥̳̳͗̋͌̂͂͒G̷̡̮̟̜͓̥̾̐̓́̔̅̀͘ ̴̨̜̲̖̤͈̊͝ͅǬ̸̡̼̦̳̘͕͈̇̎́̑͒̈́̿̑͘Ų̸̺̱̦̩̖͓̦̠͉̾͛͗̾̑̄̃̍̃̏͘͜͝͝ͅͅT̵̜̘̞̜̙̩̈́͆͌̌͜ ̶͔̬̹̦̼͕̤͉̺̰̀̀̊͌̇̉̈́̇̑͘̚͝T̶̡́̇̉̔̈͋̊̄͌̀́̚̕H̸̢̨̧̪̹̟̬͔̹̩̣͑̈́͝Ê̶̩̲̜̈́̎̓̏̓̎̌͂́̕̕͜͝R̸̤͈̳̳̍̈̄̀̔̾̆͂̄̂Ę̷̧̛̠̝͖̟̰͇̐̒̈́̆̿͗͒͆̔̀͘.̸̞͓͓̼͈̳̒̓̊̆̌͂͌ ̶̩͚̹͂̅͛͗̌͑̎͌̀̀̂̕͜Ÿ̵̭̬̪̻̓́̕Ǫ̴͇̳̮͙̭̪̖͑̃́́͊̈́̆̋͝Ų̸̹͎̖̫̳̝̯̮̝̦̣̀̓ ̷̨͚̞̰͇̖͙̀̊͛͑̀̃̍͝L̴̻͈̼͒́͜Ȩ̷̙͚̈́͋F̸̧̘̺͈̯̻͎̮̼͔̦̭͒͐̃̿͜T̵̢͉̖̟̙̯͈̖̲̖̟̥͎͂̍ ̶̨̦̱̹̖͙̮̙͗̀M̷͔͔̠͎̲̾̈́́͜E̶͎̞̠̺̭̰̍̑͒͆̇ ̸̖̫̖̬͍̦͎̮̈́̓̌͝I̶͉͙̓̽̇̅͊̓͋̒̕̕͝Ň̷̨̨̦͕̠͈̫̀ ̴̡̛̩͍̺̞̫͌͜Ḩ̷͔̳̲̆̃̌̾͋̀̐͛̀̚̚͠͝ͅE̸̢̛̝̭̖̝̠̐́̄̈́̑̽́̚͜͝L̶̺̳̻̙͍̭͙̥͙̟̱̤͐́́̀͋͘͠L̴̨̻̘͙̮̗͇͓̀́̑͗͊̄̑̿̐̿́ͅ.̸͚̼͇̞͔̤̥̫̼͒ ̴̨̨̟̦̘́̅͑͑̈́͊̈́͘̚͜Á̶̧̧̱̰̹̺̭͉͇̲̪̾̏̾̔́͌̃̈́̓͝Ṅ̷̲̮̳̀̃͆̋͋͐̈́D̷̠̯̉͊͘ ̴̨̬̣̪̫̓̎̎̅͗͂̊́͘͝Į̶̻̤̲̩̩͉͔̩̻͒̋̋͗́̉͌̑ ̴̨̢̰͙͇̗̳͇̰̟̉̓̃̐̄̆̇͒̃͋͘̚Ẃ̷͎̱̟̘̮͒͌̒͛͘Ị̵̡͕̺̮̥͇̤͇̳̙̻̈́͊̀̅͛͊̇̏͋́͌͘Ḻ̵̛̐̇̐͑͘͘͘͠L̴̲͚̥̖͇̲͒̚ ̷̻̰̋͋̌Ț̷̋͗͒̅̓̈́̈́̑̽͜Ä̴͚͔͙͙̭̘͚͍͔͚͖́̆Ķ̸̢̺̘͓͇̺͇̪̂͂͆̈́́̐̈́̏͜͝E̵̘͊̽̾̑̀͛͐̚͝ ̵̠̣͈̻͍̱̖̙͖̗̱̊͒͂̇͌̂̚͠͝Y̵̖̦͍̺̟͌̍̽͑͝Ö̴̼̲̟̰̲͉̖̼̹̞̻͗̋̌̚Ù̵̪̫̽̄ ̴̧̡̨̖̮̰̲͙͙̩̲̻̇̏͂W̷̖͓̭̠͙̬͍͇͔̫̳̏̽̐̑̏̇̈̽̕͘I̴̱͙͇̠͂T̴̢̰̣͉̦̼͎̠̪̣͚̥̞̿͋̎͐̐̉͛͋͝Ḫ̷̨̮̂͗̓ ̷̢̡̭̹͔̖̮̫͍̳͚̎͑̅̓͘M̴̺̱̞̖̰̱̘̰̔͝E̸̢̧̖̼̽̆̐̈́̈̀̾͆͠.̶̳͎̖͖̒̈̀̒̎̇͠͝

He left the Estate. He has seen what lies outside. And now... h̴̨͙͙̳͔̪̦̝̣̆̾͛̾̀̓́̈́͋̒̓ͅe̶̳̞̰̭̗̮͒̃̎̈́͆́́͗̈́̾̕͝͝'̸̡͈̣̝͕̺͚̰͌͆͒͗̆͜ͅs̷̡̢̟̩̻̝̠̰̀̏̑ ̷͙͉̫̳̠̠͈͇̕͝͝ç̷̛̲̩̖̱̘̖͎̟̅͑̊̋̌ͅo̶̬͖̝̭̙̊̿͐͊̀͘̕m̶̢̧̬͖̤̀͋͐̈́̆̓̀͘͝į̵̡̟̖̘̙͎͔̔͑̃n̷̞̮̠̫̘̫̎̂̃́̆̆̈́̀̕g̷̺͑̈̏̚ ̵̡͇̹̜͇̝̦̫͔̑͆͐͆͆́̈́̌f̶̭̹̓̑͂̏͗͋̇̆̅͝͠͝o̷̳͇̥̹̥̗̰̦̝͕͂̅̒͒̅̕͝r̶͙̝̓́͑̉̑͒͒̂̍͊́͘ ̷̨̹̪̥͍̤͍͎̠̫̝̋́̍̓̿̾ȗ̸̲͖̖̪̘̬͈̫̲̣̿̽̇̀s̵̱̝̲̮̝̳͔̽̒́̐͊͌͛͌.̷̳̱͕̮͎̝͖̭̯̺̮̀̄̍̓

Arrangement: @9mmp3ter
Character Represented: Dr. Luigi, Ultimus Admin Team

Sources:
DR. LUIGI
- Music

ULTIMUS ADMIN TEAM
- Songs related to space
- Boomer rock
- Songs related to Jim Hensen media
-Songs related to plants

Songs used:
Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train (UAT - Boomer Rock)
Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix - Pipe Pop (Dr. Luigi - Music)
The Sugarhill Gang - Rappers Delight (Dr. Luigi - Music)
Loverboy - Workin for the Weekend (UAT - Boomer Rock)
Walk the Moon - Shut Up and Dance (UAT - Space)
Plants Vs Zombies Main Theme (UAT - Plants)
Elton John - Crocodile Rock (UAT - Jim Hensen Media)
OneyNG - Mario! Eh Eh Eh (Dr. Luigi - Music)
Lil Pump and Kanye West - I love it (Dr. Luigi - Music)
The Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow (Dr. Luigi - Music)
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy (Dr. Luigi - Music)
Super Mario Galaxy OST - Gusty Gardens Galaxy (UAT - Space)
Guns N Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine (UAT - Plants/Boomer Rock)
Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (Dr. Luigi - Music)
Evangaleon OST - A Cruel Angel's Thesis (Dr. Luigi - Music)
Aerosmith - Walk This Way (UAT - Boomer Rock)
Echosmitch - Bright (UAT - Space)

Dr. Luigi and the Crazy Galaxy [INTERMISSION]

One vote difference. 57-56 in our favor. That was a close one. We'd say we're moving on to the next round, but... we're making this one non-canon, so that way the doctor doesn't remember all this. That kind of thing hurts, I'd imagine. Anyway, thanks for voting. See you in Winners Round 3! 

-Moon

RESULTS. [ VS. DR. LUIGI ]

Arrangement: Bulnosaur40 ( @user-263154627 )
Character Represented: The Luminary

Sources: 
- Songs from Square Enix JRPGs 
- Songs about luck and RNG 
- Songs by Famous Dex
- Songs by popular bands with "Dragon" in the name

Songs used:
Twister - Takeharu Ishimoto (Square Enix JRPGs)
Radioactive - Imagine Dragons (Bands w/ dragon in name)
Sexy and I Know It - LMFAO (Offsource)
Bangarang - Skrillex (Offsource)

Radioactive Twister

(We had some help from Lune for this track, but she preferred to keep her name off the credits.)

Arrangement: Bulnosaur40 ( @user-263154627 )
Characters Represented: The Humanz, Miror B., The Baron

Sources:
THE HUMANZ
- Official music videos from 2000 and forward that have a large focus on animation (NO OVERLAP)
- Songs by Gorillaz or Studio Killers
- Songs sung originally by Hatsune Miku

MIROR B.
- Songs from Pokemon spinoffs
- Songs in the genre of disco and funk
- Michael Jackson songs

THE BARON
- Songs related to bears 
- Songs related to beverages and drinking 
- Holiday-themed songs 

Songs used:
I’m a Gummy Bear - Gummibär (Baron - Bears)
Dunkaccino - Al Pacino (Baron - Beverages)
Ievan Polkka - Hatsune Miku (Humanz - Hatsune Miku)
Super Freak - Rick James (Miror B - Funk/disco)
Smooth Criminal - Michael Jackson (Miror B - Michael Jackson)
Eros and Apollo - Studio Killers (Humanz - Studio Killers)
Monster Mash - Bobby “Boris” Pickett (Baron - Holiday-themed songs)
El Mañana - Gorillaz (Humanz - Gorillaz)

Will That Be A Funkaccino Or A Polkkaccino?

Arrangement: @green-of-rain
Character Represented: Atlanta Roads

Sources:
- Rap songs from 2005 and forward
- Songs by Childish Gambino
- Songs by Lil Nas X 

Songs used:
Fergalicious - Fergie (Rap from 2005 forward)

Fergalicious

LONE DIGGER: Nice car. Too bad mine's bigger.
TAKUMI: Size or not, speed's where it matters! Can you keep up?

Arrangement: @green-of-rain
Character Represented: Lone Digger, Takumi Fujiwara

Sources:
LONE DIGGER
- Songs in the electro swing genre 
- Any song from Caravan Palace 
- Songs about digging 
- Songs about cats

TAKUMI FUJIWARA
- Songs from Initial D
- Songs in the eurobeat genre
- Songs related to racing

Songs used:
Blazin' Beat - Initial D (TF - Initial D)
Lone Digger - Caravan Palace (LD - Electro Swing)
Life is a Highway - Rascal Flatts (TF - Racing)
Eye of the Tiger - Survivor (LD - Cats)
I Just Can't Wait To Be King - The Lion King (LD - Cats)
Gas Gas Gas - Manuel (TF - Initial D)
Other Friends - Steven Universe: The Movie (LD - Electro Swing)
See You Again - Wiz Khalifa ft. Charlie Puth (TF - Racing)
Running in the 90's - Initial D (TF - Initial D)
Trainwreck of Electro Swing - A Hat in Time (LD - Electro Swing)

Blazin' Digger (Ultimus Tourney vs. S.A.L.T.)

Arrangement: @green-of-rain
Characters Represented: Robo-Crashers, Adventure Machine

Sources:
ROBO-CRASHERS
- Songs from classic Sonic and Mega Man games 
- Songs from Sonic and Mega Man fangames
- Songs from the Doom series 

ADVENTURE MACHINE
- Songs in the house, french house, or electro house genres
- Songs by Madeon
- Songs by Porter Robinson

Songs used:
Metallic Madness Act 1 - Sonic Mania (Robo-Crashers - Sonic)
Flat Beat - Mr. Oizo (Adventure Machine - House)
Flat Eric sfx
Hedgehog Stew - iteachvader (Offsource - Sonic themed)
D.A.N.C.E. - Justice (Adventure Machine - House)
Various Eggman Voice Lines
Positif - Mr. Oizo (Adventure Machine - House)
Living in the City - Sonic R (Robo-Crashers - Classic Sonic)
Boys & Girls - Martin Solveig (Adventure Machine - Madeon)
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk (Adventure Machine - House)
Sonic Sez - Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (Robo-Crashers - Classic Sonic)

Met-Oizo Madness

Arrangement: Carmel
Characters Represented: Aria da Copo, Miror B.

Sources:
ARIA DA COPO
- Songs from traditional-style indie fighters
- Songs in the blues genre, or in the style
- Songs related to the undead

MIROR B.
- Songs from Pokemon spinoffs
- Songs in the genre of disco and funk
- Michael Jackson songs

Songs used:
Death Road to Canada - Stop and Smell the Flesh (Aria - Undead)
Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk (Miror B. - Funk)
Andrew Gold - Spooky Scary Skeletons (Aria - Undead)

Death Road To The Funk

Welcome to the Losers Bracket, Stage Stars. May your remaining time with us be beautiful.

Arrangement: @perfectoelecto
Character Represented: Stage Stars

Sources:
- Songs from Broadway and off-Broadway musicals, excluding fanmade content
- Songs from anime heavily focused on music
- Songs about historical American politicians (before the year 1990)

Songs used:
The Whole "Being Dead" Thing - Alex Brightman (Broadway)
The Room Where It Happens - Leslie Odom Jr. (Broadway)
We Didn't Start The Fire - Billy Joel (Politics)
Snow Halation - μ's (Anime)
Reaganomics - Lemon Demon (Politics)
Various SFX (Offsource)

The Whole "Being On Fire" Thing

Did you miss seeing this cool cat around?

Arrangement: @moonagedream
Character Represented: Lone Digger

Sources:
- Songs in the electro swing genre 
- Any song from Caravan Palace 
- Songs about digging 
- Songs about cats

Songs used:
One Thousand Leagues Below (Iron Whale) - Jake Kaufman (Digging)

One Thousand Leagues Below

Arrangement: hula_ellipse
Art: @moonagedream
Character Represented: Dr. Kawashima, Stage Stars

Sources:
DR. KAWASHIMA
- Franchises exclusive to the DS family (plus Brain Age)
- Songs about doctors
- Songs about devils

STAGE STARS
- Songs from Broadway and off-Broadway musicals, excluding fanmade content
- Songs from anime heavily focused on music
- Songs about historical American politicians (before the year 1990)

Songs used:
The Devil's Got Your Number - Andrew Schofield (Devils, Broadway)

Dr. Kawashima's Got Your Number

Note that we're moving accounts again! Find Winners Round 3 and the future on @ultimustourneypart3 .

The White Noise is growing more and more unstable. There's danger in the air, do you feel it?

Arrangement: MoonageDream
Character Represented: ?

Songs used: 
What Could Have Been - MoonageDream
RISING TENSION ~ Battlefield - MoonageDream

RISING TENSION ~ Battlefield [MOVING ACCOUNTS, NEW ACCOUNT IN DESC]

We have moved to our third account! Find us here to see how the story continues. @ultimustourneypart3

(NOTE: THIS IS OUR SECOND ACCOUNT. We ran out of time on the first. To see what's happened before, including Round 1, please check @ultimustourneypart1)

Welcome back to Ultimus Tourney. This is a 16-contender tournament, with the fighters duking it out to solve the mysteries of the White Noise before they're lost to it. With the stakes growing ever higher, our contenders compete to save themselves from an uncertain, dark fate presented by this strange force. With everything on the line, who will crack under the pressure?

This is a multimedia project, taking place both on YouTube and Soundcloud, with a heavy emphasis on story. The story so far can be found in the link section, though it is currently unfinished.

Vote for those you like the music of, and listen to the arrangements and mashups presented for perspective on those you may have written off.

Stay away from the White Noise.

(We have a Discord! Check here for updates, the storyline of Ultimus Tourney, and to chat with the staff and even some of the characters: https://discord.gg/va25sJN )

WINNERS BRACKET:
-Hisashi Nogami
-The Humanz (2D, Hatsune Miku, and Cherry)
-Windows Warriors (Bonzi Buddy, Clippy, and Putt Putt)
-Lune

LOSERS BRACKET:
-Lone Digger
-Stage Stars (Aaron Burr, Evan Hansen, Veronica Sawyer)
-Atlanta Roads (Lil Nas X and Childish Gambino)
-Dr. Kawashima
-Aria da Copo (Big Band and Squigly)
-Adventure Machine (Madeon and Porter Robinson)
-Animated Musical Vibes (Shizuku and Firestar)
-The Luminary

THE LOST:
-Robo-Crashers (Mega Man and Sonic the Hedgehog)
-Jonesy
-Miror B.
-George Lopez

BONUS CHARACTERS:
-Sayori Yua (deceased)
-Ellen DeGeneres
-Interviewing Jimmy Team

BOSSES:
-Simpleflips
-Ness

-???
-???
-???
-???
-The Baron

Ultimus Tourney: White Noise [MOVED]

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