havent kept up with ultimus at all, but from what i've seen? jonesy deserved better.

poor Jonesy. 3 years later and still robbed 😭

Track By: @lilcargoshort
Art By: pokopakku#3393 AND twitter.com/rosello_shrimp

CHARACTER #03: Heaven & Hell

Seems like someone put in a call for an odd job over at Devil May Cry, because the demon hunter Dante has decided to team up with the two fallen Anarchy Sisters, Panty and Stocking! They happily buddied up with him after he offered! (Happily means tried to murder, in this case. They're the same thing to me, though!) Now that they're here, it seems the party's getting crazy! Best to check yourself before you wreck yourself, though!

-Songs from Hack ‘n Slash Games and Gainax / Trigger anime
(Devil May Cry, No More Heroes, Bayonetta)
(Panty & Stocking, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Kill La Kill)

-Songs related to religious beings (angels, demons, gods, etc)
(Hades, Demon Days, One Winged Angel)

-Songs and media with sexual themes
(Let's Get It On, Moves Like Jagger, Baby Got Back)

-Songs related to weapons
(Grenade, A BOY IS A GUN, Knife Party)

Track Sources:
TeddyLoid - Dancefloor Orgy (Gainax/Sexual Themes)
Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch (Sexual Themes)
Nine Inch Nails - Closer (Sexual Themes)
Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (Sexual Themes)
Maroon 5 - Animals (Sexual Themes)
Kanye West - I Am A God (Religious Figures)
Justice - Waters Of Nazareth (Religion)
DNCE - Cake By The Ocean (Sexual Themes)
Taio Cruz - Dynamite (Weapons)
Death Grips - Lord Of The Game (Religious Figures)

The Discord: discord.gg/VWCP2XyAQB

Animals On The Dancefloor

Title: FIRST CHECKPOINT - CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER [Winners Round 1 Bracket Theme]
Characters: Everyone + FAUX
Arranger(s): Mr. 404#7304
Art: @DFX#2095
SONGS USED: 
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MXFRK08SakZayzOTp1ysl1glturKChAIZJETGT_2okA/edit?usp=sharing 
MATCH 1: Troy McClure VS Barnacle Boy
MATCH 2: George Volcano VS Ed, Edd & Eddy
MATCH 3: Wicke VS Scott the Woz
MATCH 4: Erdrick VS Sam & Max & Knuckles
MATCH 5: Ghouls Next Door VS Bigtop Burger
MATCH 6: Tyler, the Creator VS NOODLEZ
MATCH 7: Saints of Shovelry VS Kuzco
MATCH 8: The Doomstalkers VS Space Cowboys
Let the games begin.
https://discord.gg/MX2srHx Join now. We’re *always* looking for new talent.

FIRST CHECKPOINT - CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER [Winners Round 1 Bracket Theme]

A hypothetical darker sendoff for DJ Creepa.
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Minecraft - Pigstep (Minecraft)
Lil Uzi Vert - X0 TOUR LIF3 (Minecraft parodies)
Marron 5 - One More Night (Minecraft parodies)
Dan Bull - CREEPER RAP (You remember who you are, right?)
AJR - Bang (Explosions)
XXXTentacion - Look At Me (Minecraft parodies)
David Bowie - Space Oddity (Minecraft parodies)
Usher - DJ Got Us Fallin In Love Again (Minecraft parodies)
Dan Bull - Robocopyright (Dan Bull)

The Last Night of Your Life

Track by @valoregal
Art by @e-twoup
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Who’s OFF First? (The Batter + Abbot & Costello's "Who")
- RPGMaker & Earthbound-inspired RPGs
- Comedians & Absurdist Comedy
- Monochrome Media & Electro Swing/Ambient artists
- Sports & Physical Activity
- Ghosts/Paranormal Entities & Questions
—
LISA The Painful - Work Harder (Post-modern RPGs)
Value Select - How To Solve Cancel Culture (Comedy Artists)
Neil Cicierega - Who (Questions)
Eminem - Not Afraid (Sports)
Space Jam - Hit 'em High (Sports)
JT Music - Down To The Bone (Post-modern RPGs, questions)
Bo Burnham - Welcome to the Internet (Comedy Artists)
Nelward - Ghost (Ghosts)
The iDOLM@STER 2: Kyun! Vampire Girl (Paranormal)

How to Solve Purification Culture

Track: Anonymous
Art: twitter.com/DrawinDev, @user-780418779
Characters Represented: Niko, Richard Cheese

Niko's Sources:
- Songs from games made in RPG Maker
(OneShot, OFF, Yume Nikki)
- Songs related to cats
(Garfield Media, What's New Pussycat, Memory)
- Songs related to light and the sun
(Walkin' On the Sun, Blinding Lights, Battle! Necrozma)
- Songs from media with heavy themes of metaphysical storytelling
(Doki Doki Literature Club, MetaWare High School, Deadpool)

Richard Cheese's Sources:
- Songs featuring Richard Cheese
(My Neck My Back, Creep, Welcome to the Jungle)
- Songs in the Lounge, Swing, and Big Band genres
(The Fragrance of Dark Coffee, Lone Digger, My Way)
- Commonly covered songs
(Wonderwall, Elanor Rigby, Not Megalovania Fuck You)

Sources Used:
Parov Stelar - Catgroove (Both - Cats / Swing)
Caravan Palace - Lone Digger (Both - Cats / Swing)
Smash Mouth - Walkin' on the Sun (Niko - The Sun)
Richard Cheese - Stronger (Richard Cheese - Richard Cheese)
OFF - Pepper Steak (Both - RPGMaker / Swing)
The Aristocats - Ev'rybody Wants to Be A Cat (Both - Cats / Swing)
Richard Cheese - Personal Jesus (Richard Cheese - Richard Cheese)
Weezer - Island in the Sun (Niko - The Sun)
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody (Richard Cheese - Commonly Covered)
Garfield - Cool Cat (Niko - Cats)
Billie Eilish - bad guy (Richard Cheese - Commonly Covered)
Vance Joy - Riptide (Richard Cheese - Commonly Covered)
The Living Tombstone - My Ordinary Life (Niko - Cats)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
discord.gg/eyuxVS4

Cats Be Groovin'

𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐧
✮ Songs from the Legend of Zelda Series
✮ Songs related to masks
✮ Songs relating to the moon
✮ Shopping themes in video games
𝒮𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒮𝑜𝓊𝓇𝒸𝑒𝓈
✮ Gerudo Valley - Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
✮ A Mask Of My Own Face - Lemon Demon
✮ Beneath the Mask - Persona 5/Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
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Mashup by @theguys-spicy-soundclown
Art by @keep-smyling

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Cheap Laughs

LOG ADDED: 7/2/21

-start

Subject: John "Jonesy" Jones
Noted by: Arthur Candler

Now that we have a closer baseline for what to expect, today's experiment was much more lucrative than we were initially expecting. Jonesy's exposure to the White Noise was much shorter than the first subjects, yet the end result was about the same. Is it because he fought it earlier? Perhaps the White Noise thrives on opposition. Perhaps it thrives in pure sadism, giving the subjects a chance to fight back before taking them? We can't tell for sure. More experimentation is required. 

In the meantime, the copy that returned from the White Noise seems a little rougher this time. Not much, but it seems a little more unstable. Perhaps it reflects on general mood at the time. We have plenty of hypotheses within our team, and while we can't confirm any, we do know that we'll have plenty of time to do so. After all... everyone here is a potential subject. Everyone but one. I think I have something else in mind for that one.

Interestingly, this Jonesy copy seems much more... quiet. Reserved. Not quite introverted, but less "out there" than he used to be. This seems to be a real response from Jonesy's memories though, perhaps a component of fear or something along those lines. These reports will start getting shorter as we go, as the inconsistencies start to clear up. 

To help with that, I believe I'll keep a log of important happenings around the estate in these reports. It could prove to be helpful to my employer.

The flower outside the estate is growing much faster than I expected. If I recall correctly, it was planted by the contenders after Sayori's death. ...to be frank, her death is one I regret. A simple misunderstood identity. It should not be her blood on my hands. But alas, what's done is done, all we can do now is look to the future.

I intend to leave the flower as a reminder to myself.

[REDACTED] requires assistance with shutting down the test equipment. I'm going to go help with that. End log.

Arrangement: @9mmp3ter
Character Represented: Jonesy

Sources:
- Songs from viral internet games as of the 2010's and their fan songs. (excluding Undertale, and no overlap)
- 3D non-indie shooter games (no overlap)

Songs used:
Fortnite - Spaceman (Fan songs for viral internet games)
You're Mine - DAGames (Fan songs for viral internet games)
Boom Boom Boom... - Dan Bull (Fan songs for viral internet games)
Survive The Night - MandoPony (Fan songs for viral internet games)
Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J (Offsource)

Survive The Classroom [experiment: jonesy]

TRACK BY: @orelover15
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: JonTRON

[ SOURCES ] -
Never Gonna Give You Up - [ 80's Hits ]
Plastic Love [ Similar Genres ]

Ever since he lost his pets to an ungodly force, Jon Arbuckle’s been on the run between dimensions to get away from his old life and find new opportunities. Now, he lives in the ripe year of 1982 and works inside of a video game to protect government secrets. Now, he’s on break, and wouldn’t mind meeting new friends. If only he saw the world the way he did…

POWER COLOR: SEAFOAM

STRENGTHS: The coolest cool has ever been.

WEAKNESSES: Still gets anxious talking to girls... and boys.

Sources:

-Garfield media or anything in relation to the Garfield franchise
(Garfield & Friends, Garfield Kart, Lasagna Cat, Garfeld: the Musical)

-Anything relating to retro video games, from the start of gaming to 1990
(TRON, Super Mario Bros., Do the Donkey Kong, Pac-Man Fever, Cabinet Man)

-Vaporwave music, or music in similar genres
(MACINTOSH PLUS, Enjoy Yourself, Simpsonswave)

-Top 100 80’s hits (NO OVERLAP)
(Take On Me, Sweet Child O’ Mine, Another One Bites the Dust)

A Full Commitment of Plastic Love

VOTES HAVE CONCLUDED. THANK YOU.
Thank you to audience member @theguys-spicy-soundclown for contributing this track.

It looks like it's showtime — the vast and neverending static crackles and fizzes around our contestants, one queen, one terrorist. Around them the static rises and shifts, its image clarifying and stabilizing into that of a sprawling kingdom, lost to time. Beneath the queen rises and uncomfortably shaped throne, which she settles herself into while taking a moment to take in the defunct throne room. The rooms entrance is violently thrown open with a kick, a struggling terrorist clawing at the doors helplessly. 

DS: "YOU G-G-GENUINE DICK SUCKER! IT'S ABOUT TIME I GET MY WAY!"
* The Dancing Queen seems uncomfortable sitting still, and rises, knowing she's under attack.

(Examples excluded from sources for space.)
The Dancing Queen's Sources:
- Songs by or featuring ABBA.
- Songs about/related to dancing.
- Songs related to royalty.

Door Stuck's Sources:
- Songs from/related to first or third person shooters.
- Songs by/featuring Snoop Dogg or Pharell Williams.
- Songs about suicide & being stuck/trapped.

TRACK SOURCELIST:
Lena Raine - Pigstep (Stage)
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (DS - Suicide)
TryHardNinja - Fallen Kingdom (DQ - Royalty, Stage)
Half Life - Hazardous Environments (DS - Shooters)
ABBA - Under Attack (DQ - ABBA)
Snoop Dogg - The Next Episode (DS - Snoop)
TryHardNinja - Revenge (Stage)
Nuclear Throne - Where The Guns At (DQ - Royalty)
Shakira - Hips Don't Lie (DQ - Dancing)
Pharrel Williams - Despicable Me (DS - Pharrel)
Aaron Smith - Dancin' (DQ - Dancing)
Queen - We Will Rock You (DQ - Royalty)
Queen - Don't Stop Me Now (DQ - Royalty)
Homestuck - Beatdown [Strider Style] (DS - Stuck)

[DQ V DS 1] Despicable Queen

NOTE: This track was inspired by @cactusteam, go check the original track out!
https://soundcloud.com/cactusteam/ozios-bizzare-adventure

ROUND ONE HAS BEGUN.
VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/b5ixXZgHMTMqzEEN9.
VOTE ENDS IN 24 HOURS.

FUNNY VALENTINE: No, you cannot simply “undo” the Louisiana Purchase.
FLAT-CHAN: Cette terre appartient à la France, et je me battrai pour elle!
NEIL: Uh, I don’t know if I want to do that...
D4C: ゴゴ  ゴゴ

We're starting things off with a bang here at the start of round one! Tonight's battle's an up-front and out there culture bomb: Flat-Chan and Neil vs. Funny Valentine and D4C. Our first match carves our path to a wonderful series of duels to the end of our preliminary, so take to your sides and prepare to draw!

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Track by @megalolazing.
Art by www.instagram.com/jackdoestheart/.
Writing by @mrjazzgotbored & @ragnamalamity.
Character Represented: Flat-Chan &「WROW WROW」, Funny Valentine
Tournament Origin - Repost Reprise, Live For Another Day 2

「WROW WROW」
- Songs used or sampled by Ed Banger and Kawaii Future-Bass artists
(Breakbot, Mr. Oizo, Justice)
(Snail's House, Yunomi, Nyankobrq)
- Songs relating to or associated with furries
(Songs by Lapfox, Die Young, Lone Digger)
- Songs related to cowboys and the Wild West
(Old Town Road, Big Iron on His Hip, Five Brothers)
- Songs sampled or composed by Neil Cicierega (NO LEMON DEMON)
(All Star, Who, The Mysterious Ticking Noise)

「FUNNY VALENTINE」
- Songs from Shonen Jump series, as well as songs and artists referenced in part 7 of JJBA (NO OVERLAP)
(Bloody Stream, Dragon Ball Z, Bleach)
(Against The Wind, Hey Ya!, Catch A Wave)
- Songs related to the United States of America and American politics
(Born in the USA, Made in America, Barack Obama vs. Mitt Romney)
- Songs relating to parallel/alternate universes (NO UNDERTALE)
(Rick and Morty, Deltarune, Digimon)
- Songs / Artists in the Boomer Rock genre
(Rolling Stones, Queen, The Beatles)
(Hotel California, We Will Rock You, Touch Too Much)

Sources:
Coda - Bloody Stream (Funny Valentine, Shonen Jump)
JoJo - il vento d'oro (Funny Valentine, Shonen Jump)
Queen - We Will Rock You (WROW WROW - Neil, Funny Valentine - Boomer Rock)
DMX - X Gon' Give It To Ya (Funny Valentine, Alternate Universes)
ERB - Theodore Roosevelt vs. Winston Churchill (Funny Valentine, American Politics)
Childish Gambino - This is America (Funny Valentine, America)
Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA (Funny Valentine, America)
Kanye West - POWER (Funny Valentine, JoJo Part 7)
Jevil SFX (Funny Valentine, Alternate Universes)
Mr. Oizo - Positif (WROW WROW, Ed Banger)
Mr. Oizo - Cut Dick (WROW WROW, Ed Banger)
Justice - Waters of Nazareth (WROW WROW, Ed Banger)
Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life (WROW WROW, Neil)
Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters (WROW WROW, Neil)
Snail's House - Pixel Galaxy (WROW WROW, Kawaii-Bass)
Ke$ha - Die Young (WROW WROW, Furries)

Join the discord at discord.gg/xZKWarX.
Stay groovin'!

[ R1M1 ] Mr. Oizo's Bizzarely - Charmed Adventure

ROUND ONE MATCH FIVE HAS COMMENCED.
VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/KZjdRa7uHRCA1GV59
VOTE ENDS IN 24 HOURS.

MONCHE: Creo que he tenido suficientes anfitriones extraños sin que mi vida esté en juego...
DANGAN-GRANDPA: What's the matter, boy? Don't let your weird friend pull you astray; you've gotta get your OWN hands dirty, now!

Thrills, Chills, Kills! Looks like the Dangan-duo has trapped Monche and Gun-Chan in their killing game! And their only way out is to buy an affordable insurance plan that only takes 15 minutes to complete! Will our lovey-dovey duo escape their untimely fate? Or will they succumb to wonderful, glorious despair! Find out next time on Total Reject Rumble! ...remastered!

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Track by @megalolazing.
Art by @babybowser101.
Writing by @ragnamalamity, @mrjazzgotbored.
Characters Represented: Gun Lovers, Monokrewma
Tournament Origin: PRIZM█, Temporary Flight Attendant, Third World Tournament, Repost Reprise

Sources:
Destroid - Annihilate (Monokrewma - Murder / TTS, Gun Lovers - Bullet Hell)
Eminem - KILLSHOT (Monokrewma - Murder, Gun Lovers - Guns)
John C - C90 (Gun Lovers - Spanish Artists, Monokrewma - Transport; C90 is a Motorcycle)
A-Trak, Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll (Monokrewma - Murder)
DANGANRONPA - Punishment Rocket (Monokrewma - Non-Romantic Visual Novels, Murder)
Biff Chitlins - I'm Not Your Daddy, I'm Your Grandpa (Monokrewma - TTS, Transport; Geico Ad)
Mystery Skulls - Magic (Monokrewma - Mysteries)
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Monokrewma - Questions)
Britney Spears - Toxic (Monokrewma - Transport; Airplanes)
Lemon Demon - Two Trucks (Monokrewma - Transport; Trucks)
Train - Hey Soul Sister (Monokrewma - Transport; Group is called Train)
La CQ - Monche vs. Roque xd (Gun Lovers - CN, School Settings, Spanish Artists)
Nuclear Throne - Where The Guns At (Gun Lovers - Guns)
Rebecca Sugar - Stronger Than You (Gun Lovers - CN)
Drake Bell - I Found A Way (Gun Lovers - School Settings; Drake and Josh)
Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Gun Lovers - Spanish Artists)
David Comedia / Daddy Yankee - DURA (Simpsons Cover) (Gun Lovers - Spanish Artists)
Nene Malo - Bailan Rochas y Chetas (Gun Lovers - Spanish Artists)
Nene Malo - Como Me Gusta La Noche (Gun Lovers - Spanish Artists)

#13. - Gun Lovers
- Songs from American CN medias and currently airing Latin America CN properties
(Dexters Laboratory, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Hey, Ice King! Why'd You Steal Our Garbage?, 31 Minutos, Victor and Valentino)
- Songs made by Spanish artists
(Pitbull, Porta, Luis Fonsi, Shakira)
- Movies, shows and Anime primarily in a school setting
(Schoolhouse Rock, Love Live!, Harry Potter)
- Songs relating to guns, shooting and bullet hell games (NO UNDERTALE (EXCEPT MEGALOVANIA))
(Touhou, Just Shapes and Beats, Enter The Gungeon)
(Pumped Up Kicks, BANG!, Shotgun Willie, 21 Guns)

#16. - Monokrewma
- Songs relating to modes of transporation
(Remind Me, Faster Car, Airplanes)
- Songs from Non-Romantic Visual Novels / Competitive TV Media (NO ACE ATTORNEY)
(Danganronpa, VA- 11 Hall-A, Total Drama Island, Fall Guys)
- Songs relating to questions, mysteries, or murder
(What is Love?, Songs made by Mystery Skulls, I Can't Decide)
- Songs relating to TTS
(Sexy Grandpa Time, Dat Boi, Triple Baka, ECHO)

Join the discord at discord.gg/xZKWarX.
Stay groovin'!

[ R1M5 PHASE 2 ] DANCE TILL YOU'RE DESTROID

We have moved to our third account! Find us here to see how the story continues. @ultimustourneypart3

(NOTE: THIS IS OUR SECOND ACCOUNT. We ran out of time on the first. To see what's happened before, including Round 1, please check @ultimustourneypart1)

Welcome back to Ultimus Tourney. This is a 16-contender tournament, with the fighters duking it out to solve the mysteries of the White Noise before they're lost to it. With the stakes growing ever higher, our contenders compete to save themselves from an uncertain, dark fate presented by this strange force. With everything on the line, who will crack under the pressure?

This is a multimedia project, taking place both on YouTube and Soundcloud, with a heavy emphasis on story. The story so far can be found in the link section, though it is currently unfinished.

Vote for those you like the music of, and listen to the arrangements and mashups presented for perspective on those you may have written off.

Stay away from the White Noise.

(We have a Discord! Check here for updates, the storyline of Ultimus Tourney, and to chat with the staff and even some of the characters: https://discord.gg/va25sJN )

WINNERS BRACKET:
-Hisashi Nogami
-The Humanz (2D, Hatsune Miku, and Cherry)
-Windows Warriors (Bonzi Buddy, Clippy, and Putt Putt)
-Lune

LOSERS BRACKET:
-Lone Digger
-Stage Stars (Aaron Burr, Evan Hansen, Veronica Sawyer)
-Atlanta Roads (Lil Nas X and Childish Gambino)
-Dr. Kawashima
-Aria da Copo (Big Band and Squigly)
-Adventure Machine (Madeon and Porter Robinson)
-Animated Musical Vibes (Shizuku and Firestar)
-The Luminary

THE LOST:
-Robo-Crashers (Mega Man and Sonic the Hedgehog)
-Jonesy
-Miror B.
-George Lopez

BONUS CHARACTERS:
-Sayori Yua (deceased)
-Ellen DeGeneres
-Interviewing Jimmy Team

BOSSES:
-Simpleflips
-Ness

-???
-???
-???
-???
-The Baron

Survive The Classroom [experiment: jonesy]

Ultimus Tourney: White Noise [MOVED]

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