TRACK BY: @phase999
ART BY: pokopakku#3393
CHARACTER: Jackbox Party Pack, JonTRON, Kevin

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Gangster's Paradise - Neil Cicierega ( Homestuck )
Replay - Kanye West ( General Steampunk Tone )

The Once-ler

Watch out! This snazzy new entrepreneur has arrived on the scene, and he’s got the dough to show. Creator of the amazing Thneed™️, The Once-ler is ready to attain the competition’s raw goods, and mass produce them into his loving st- f-fans. Do you not trust that dashing smile? How bad could he possibly be?

Sources:

-Soundtracks from any and all musicals
(Little Shop of Horrors, Black Friday, Jesus Christ Superstar, Hamilton)

-Australian and experimental media
(Theme of HOBaRT, Down Under - Men at Work, money machine - 100 gecs)

-Music from any and all sandbox games
(Terraria OST, Minecraft OST and parodies, Grand Theft Auto, The Simpsons Hit - and - Run)

Fools' Gold

Massivedrum - Conga (Radio Edit)

T̸r̶a̸s̷h̵ ̶M̵a̴m̷m̵a̸l̷s̴
✮ Songs from the N̴i̵g̶h̴t̷ ̸i̷n̴ ̶t̸h̸e̴ ̵W̸o̷o̷d̷s̵ ̴O̶S̶T̷
✮ B̵a̸n̶d̷s̶ in t̶h̵e̴ Alternative/Punk Rock g̸e̷n̷r̶e̷
✮ Songs from the M̴y̷s̷t̴e̸r̶y̷ M̴y̷s̷t̴e̸r̶y̷ M̴y̷s̷t̴e̸r̶y̷ M̴y̷s̷t̴e̸r̶y̷ Horror genre
𝒮𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒮𝑜𝓊𝓇𝒸𝑒𝓈
✮ Na Na Na - My Chemical Romance
✮ Die Anywhere Else - Night in the Woods
✮ Creep - Radiohead
✮ All Star - Smash Mouth
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Mashup by @dashingtoadie-the-sequel
Art by @keep-smyling

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V̷i̶c̵t̸o̷r̵y̷!̶ ̶T̸r̸a̸s̷h̷ ̵M̵a̷m̷m̸a̵l̶s̷

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, leave this message if "Mashup Week" calls:
(AHEM)
FARQUAAD: Hello, third dimensional audience high on the clouds of Sound! This is your KING, MAXIMUS FARQUAAD, PROUDLY speaking!
THELONIOUS: But m'lord, you weren't the wi-
FARQUAAD: (SHSHSHSHSHUT IT!! I KNOW that! It was simple extortion, and I did NOT NEED TO BE REMINDED OF MY-)
... Oh, uh, AHEM... Now, where was I? Y-Yes, right! So, apparently each of us are contractually obligated to "leave a message to the fans", so...
Let me make one thing clear. I've... admittedly made A LOT of mistakes in the time I've spent here. And yes... A lot of what happened to me I... MAY or MAY NOT have deserved...
THELONIOUS: Er, m'lord?
FARQUAAD: (I'M GETTING THERE.)
... But one thing is certain! To those of you who never stopped believing in me in my journey, I extend my gratitude to all of you! You've truly shown that even someone like me has a place in a tournament such as this... Maybe I didn't become the king you all would've hoped for, but at least... I will always be your All Star.
THELONIOUS: [blows nose] T-That was beautiful, m'lord!! [sobs]
FARQUAAD: Yes, yes, it is a very sad day for us all. (Etcetera etcetera.) And thus the curtain closes... on the tale... of Lord Maximus Farqua-
DONKEY: SMASH MOUTH!! HIT IT!!
FARQUAAD: Wait HOW DID Y-?!
SHREK: This man really thinks he can win a tournament! Ha! Like that's ever gonna happen...

[The End.]

This final track was made by Ieslar @filthy_ass_senpai, with art by Deadhand#5384.

A callback to Farquaad's honorable and incredible feats.
★ TheGuy - lil farquaad
★ WholePunch - Focusin' On The Sun
★ Monsieur Mash - Take the Sun Train
★ ImaginaryShadows - King's Power
★ vvsvlogs - Walking on a Crying Star
★ Gnirob - All Bad Believer
★ El Senva - ∀ll sʇɐɹ
★ CactusTeam - Livin' La Bloody Loca
★ WholePunch - Everybody's Jam
★ Ieslar - Doin' Your Vida Loca
★ CactusTeam - Driving Like an ALL/STAR
★ TheGuy - Are We There Yet?
★ TheGuy - Goodbye to the Semifinalists
★ Gnirob - Freek'n Picture Chaos
★ El Senva - Accidental Cheating
★ KryptoDigital - Walkin' With a Fish
★ Smittz - The Wand of Duloc
★ TheGuy - Victory! Lord Farquaad.

BRACKET A: Round 1
Farquaad easily beats Dio Brando. (59.18% - 40.82%)
QUATRAFINALS: Round 1
After a duel with Scatman and Hatman, Farquaad defeats RayWilliamJohnson. (47.23% - 52.77%)
SEMIFINALS: Round 1
After defeating K/DA's Akali, Farquaad loses to Geico Gaming and descends into the void.

Stay Jammin, Farquaad. Get your game on and break the mold.

An All Star's Saddened Sleep

NOTE: outdated, no longer represents current roster

yall noticed sonichus track was gone lmao

[ ᴡᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀʀᴜᴘᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴇɢᴜʟᴀʀʟʏ sᴄʜᴇᴅᴜʟᴇᴅ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ʀᴇᴠᴇᴀʟs ᴛᴏ ʙʀɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪs sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ.. ᴇʀ.. ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ]

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UHC2: how to unlock cloud strife in brawl (no hax 100% real!!)
Master Hand: So YOU'RE the one that leaked all those cutscenes, huh?
Discordapp: @master-hand#1999 Wasn't that back in 2008 tho lol
DJ Professor K: C'mon, that's all in the past. Let's just jam to some funky tunes! Y'all ready to get funky?
Howard: [AFFIRMATIVE.]
Agent J: Yep! It's time to get jiggy with it.
Sonichu: Okay! But first, can i show you my Jet Set Sona?

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Songs used:

UHC2 & Mr. Sandbag:
- Paralyzer (Old Youtube/Tutorials)
- 009 Sound System (Old Youtube/Tutorials)

Men in Black:
- Wild Wild West (Will Smith)
- Prince of Bel Air (Will Smith)
- Money Longer (Lil Uzi Vert)

DJ Professor K:
- Various Jet Set Radio samples (Jet Set Radio)
- Ain't Nothing Like a Funky Beat (Hideki Naganuma)
- (A General Hideku Naganuma Style)

Mr. Sandbag:
- Flat Zone 2 (Smash Original)
- King Dedede Theme (Sakurai/Smash Remix)

Sonichu:
- Chemical Plant Zone (Sonic)
- Lavender Town (Pokemon)
- Pokemon Center (Pokemon)

Discordapp:
- Discord calling sound (Social Media)

Offsource:
- BE THE KING (KFAD2 Theme)
- StarStruck Main Theme (hmm idk)

Prince of the Waves [ King for Another Day x StarStruck Tournament ]

LOG ADDED: 7/11/21

-start

Subject: George Lopez
Noted by: Arthur Candler

Today's experiment took us a while to start. The latent static electricity that Lopez made it difficult for our scanners to get a bead on him in the first place. We had to put him in a special suit to even be able to get our readings accurately. But, before too long, we figured it out. Besides that, it's what came next that was much more important to note.

The White Noise just... consumed him. Like that. We put him in, and he was just gone. Immediately. This is a result that we didn't expect, to be honest. With the others, it took a little while to happen, but here... no, it was sudden. Perhaps it has to do something with emotional state? Brain activity? We noticed that Lopez was much more shifty, clearly attempting to find a way to escape. We've already been theorizing about this exact thing. Perhaps it targets an active mind much faster than it does a slower, more fearful one? We have a lot of ground to cover when it comes to finding out what the White Noise seems to prioritize. 

In any case, the clone seems less unstable than Jonesy's, but not quite as stable as Miror B.'s. We're not entirely sure how to proceed from here, but we have time to plan ahead.

On an additional note, I can now add being impaled by a sword to my list of ways I should be dead. The kid Lopez fought would not let up. Screaming at me to let him go, trying any way he could to stop me. His courage was certainly admirable, but I can't delay this any further. My employer would have my head, otherwise. I was able to restrain him for long enough to keep him out of the way. The wound was rather difficult to treat, his sword is rather peculiar in shape and ability. Luckily, we have good doctors on standby. This entire process is risky.

...I'll admit, this process is unsavory, as well.. I am not proud of many of my actions during these last few months. But I need to find out what the White Noise is capable of. It's my top priority. I antagonize our contenders, taunt them, push them forward... because this is all I can do. I need to find out what the White Noise is capable of. It's all I care about. 

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Arrangement: @theguys-spicy-soundclown
Character Represented: George Lopez

Sources:
- Songs in the mambo genre
- Songs from sitcoms popular for being on Nick@Nite
- Songs from movies and shows George Lopez has acted in 

Songs used:
Low Rider - War
Epic - Faith No More
Buddy Holley - Weezer
Dream Dream Dream Dream - Sharkboy and Lavagirl

Take A Little Trip [experiment: george lopez]

VOTE HERE: https://forms.gle/dHi9nwec4KQZEMqV6

It's a battle of old turned new vs. new turned old in this match of Ultimus Tourney! Animated Musical Vibes, the representatives of all things lofi and animated, and Windows Warriors, old hands not ready to relinquish their thrones, are going head to head in a heated match tonight. Ironically, these two groups seem to have no chill today...

Arrangement: Bulnosaur40
Character Represented: Animated Musical Vibes, Windows Warriors

Sources:
ANIMATED MUSICAL VIBES
- Songs widely used in animation memes or AMVs
- Lo-fi Hip Hop songs from 2015 and forward
- Songs from Whisper of the Heart

WINDOWS WARRIORS
- Edutainment games
- Pre-2000s PC adventure games
- Songs from various Microsoft OS's, or using sounds from them
- Songs about/related to computers

Songs used:
Teen Pregnancy - Blank Banshee (AMV - Animation Memes)
I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace (AMV - AMVs)
text to speech - Louie Zong (WW - Computers)
Bonzi Buddy voice clips

I Hate Everything About Windows 95 [WR2M3]

Art: @beat5kids
Track: @bluez04

Subject #05: The Blacksmith
A princess needs saving? Sounds like a job for the knight in purple! The Blacksmith has crashed a spot in The Ruler of Everyone's Mind, and he's staying. You'll have to watch out for multiple weapons when fighting this opponent, including his hammer, sandwiches, and sources from Newgrounds games and Beat Em Up games. Let's just hope we don't run into any catfishes.

- Music From Behemoth Games And Popular Newgrounds/Flash Content (NO OVERLAP)
(Ultimate Battle Of Ultimate Destiny, Battleblock Theater, Homestar Runner, etc)
- Music From Games In The Hack N Slash and Beat Em Up Genre
(River City Games, Streets Of Rage, Bayonetta, etc)
- Music Related To The Medieval Times (Knights, Dragons, Wizards, etc) (EXCLUDING ROYALTY)
(Imagine Dragons, Knights Of The Round Table, Magical Mystery Tour, etc)

Sources:
Castle Crashers - The Show (Behemoth Games/Hack and Slash)
BattleBlock Theater - Finale (Behemoth Games)
Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown (Newgrounds)
Imagine Dragons - Believer (Medieval Times (Dragons))

Victory! The Blacksmith

Track By: @youre-fired
Art By: https://soundcloud.com/dumbassery
Character Subbed By: https://soundcloud.com/beat5kids

Soon after everyone was able to escape hell, Gooseworx took a walk by herself. Thinking about everything that brought her to this point. She admired everything about this world, as she was beneath its surface for months.

GOOSEWORX: 16th place huh. I never thought I'd win but that's just...depressing.
GOOSEWORX: But, why am I so distraught about it? It's not a big deal. It's just a silly..tournament.
GOOSEWORX: I have better things to do anyways with my life!
*But as she began to say these words, her eyes started to tear up.*
GOOSEWORX: Does nobody like my music? Is it...that bad?
*Gooseworx begins to sat on the ground, staring above at the stars.*
???: Hey.
*A familiar figure appeared behind Gooseworx.*
URAMIKO: You aren't bad at all!! If it helps, I also have never won a match!
URAMIKO But y'know what, that's okay!! We both have another shot to win! We can show the world what we're truly made of, and then we can rub in everyone's pathetic faces!!! 
*Gooseworx understood what Uramiko was trying to say, even though she didnt agree with EVERYTHING she said.*
GOOSEWORX: Yeah..you're right! What am I doing?! *Gooseworx began to stand up* People love me!
GOOSEWORX: And next time, I'll try even harder, and this time, I'LL WIN!!!! Whether it be one match or even the whole tournament, I'LL DEFINITELY WIN, AND I SWEAR BY IT!!
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16th Place - Gooseworx. You did well, even when getting last place you had fans til the bitter end. (Average Percentage: 37.5%)

Round 1 - Gooseworx is crushed by Fox And Foxx, who ended up being winner finalists in the end. (71.4% - 28.6%) 

Losers Round 1 - In a tense battle, Gooseworx faced off against Dad Egbert; a fan favorite. Sadly, Dad Egbert took victory in the end (53.6% - 46.4%)

Sources Used:
 The Living Tombstone - My Ordinary Life (Nerdcore)
 Toby Fox - Spider Dance (Songs used by Gooseworx)
 Starbomb - The Simple Plot Of Metal Gear (Nerdcore)
 Dan Bull - Goose On The Loose (Duh)
 Toby Fox - Megalovania (Songs used by Gooseworx)
 The Living Tombstone - Cut The Cord (Nerdcore)
 Andrew Gold - Spooky Scary Skeletons (Songs used by Gooseworx)
 Gooseworx - SLUTTY SPIDER POLKA POP (Gooseworx)
 THE DU - Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town (Songs used by Gooseworx)
 Gooseworx - Blackhole Blitz (Gooseworx)
 Falling In Reverse - Game Over (Nerdcore)
 The Living Tombstone - Mercy (Nerdcore)
 Starbomb - Glass Joe's Title Fight! (Nerdcore)
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Stay Funny!

16th Place - My Ordinary Trip Through Hell

Voting has closed for this match. Thank you for participating!
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SPRING MAN (ARMS): You'd fit in great with the other chants in the arena. Just follow their rhythm and pitch, and you'll blend right in!
RICHARD CHEESE: Blending in's for pussies! I can do more than just a cheer. I'll belt out a whole theme song for ya!
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Track: @abluetomato
Art: Juniper, twitter.com/DrawinDev, @user-780418779
Characters Represented: Spring Men, Richard Cheese

Spring Men's Sources:
- Songs from ARMS
(Grand Prix, Ramen Bowl, [NAME REDACTED])
- Songs from/related to the Mega Man series
(Wood Man, The Protomen's Discography, Spark Mandrill)
- Songs related to springs, bouncing, and jumping
(Trampoline, Jump Around, Hopscotch)

Richard Cheese's Sources:
- Songs featuring Richard Cheese
(My Neck My Back, Creep, Welcome to the Jungle)
- Songs in the Lounge, Swing, and Big Band genres
(The Fragrance of Dark Coffee, Lone Digger, My Way)
- Commonly covered songs
(Wonderwall, Elanor Rigby, Not Megalovania Fuck You)

Sources Used:
Mega Man - Game Start (Robot Master Stage Intro) (Springmen - Mega Man)
ARMS - Main Theme  (Springmen - ARMS)
Jamie Berry - Sweet Rascal  (Richard Cheese - Swing)
ARMS - New Challenger! (Party Ranked Match) (Springmen - ARMS)
The Protomen - The Hounds (Springmen - Mega Man)
Caravan Palace - Black Betty (Richard Cheese - Swing)
Jet Set Radio - Everybody Jump Around (Springmen - Jumping)
Mega Man 10 - Shop (Protoman)  (Springmen - Mega Man)
Richard Cheese - Toxic (Richard Cheese - Richard Cheese)
Caravan Palace - Lone Digger (Richard Cheese - Swing)
Oasis - Wonderwall (Richard Cheese - Commonly Covered)
Richard Cheese - Gin & Juice (Richard Cheese - Richard Cheese)

Thank you for dining with S.A.L.T.
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[R1 M10] Phase 1 ~ Spring, Swing, & String Cheese

TRACK BY: ender#3711

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AAAAAARRGHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FLOOOOOOOPPP!!!!!!!

Among Us - Various SFX (dopplegangers)
Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide (parallels)
Lady Gaga - Poker Face (bisexual)
Futurama - Robot Hell (hell)
The Living Tombstone - Die In A Fire (fire)
The Neighbourhood - Sweater Weather (ice/cold)
Lemon Demon - Eighth Wonder (hell (demon))
Cinderella - Bibbity Boppity Boo (disney princess)
Kesha - TiK ToK (bisexual)
Moana - Shiny (disney princess)
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (fire)
Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone (hell (demon))
Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire (fire)

[ FIGMENT 00H FORMING ] - I AM NAWT HAPPY WITH THESE DELAYS, POKO!!!!!

We have moved to our third account! Find us here to see how the story continues. @ultimustourneypart3

(NOTE: THIS IS OUR SECOND ACCOUNT. We ran out of time on the first. To see what's happened before, including Round 1, please check @ultimustourneypart1)

Welcome back to Ultimus Tourney. This is a 16-contender tournament, with the fighters duking it out to solve the mysteries of the White Noise before they're lost to it. With the stakes growing ever higher, our contenders compete to save themselves from an uncertain, dark fate presented by this strange force. With everything on the line, who will crack under the pressure?

This is a multimedia project, taking place both on YouTube and Soundcloud, with a heavy emphasis on story. The story so far can be found in the link section, though it is currently unfinished.

Vote for those you like the music of, and listen to the arrangements and mashups presented for perspective on those you may have written off.

Stay away from the White Noise.

(We have a Discord! Check here for updates, the storyline of Ultimus Tourney, and to chat with the staff and even some of the characters: https://discord.gg/va25sJN )

WINNERS BRACKET:
-Hisashi Nogami
-The Humanz (2D, Hatsune Miku, and Cherry)
-Windows Warriors (Bonzi Buddy, Clippy, and Putt Putt)
-Lune

LOSERS BRACKET:
-Lone Digger
-Stage Stars (Aaron Burr, Evan Hansen, Veronica Sawyer)
-Atlanta Roads (Lil Nas X and Childish Gambino)
-Dr. Kawashima
-Aria da Copo (Big Band and Squigly)
-Adventure Machine (Madeon and Porter Robinson)
-Animated Musical Vibes (Shizuku and Firestar)
-The Luminary

THE LOST:
-Robo-Crashers (Mega Man and Sonic the Hedgehog)
-Jonesy
-Miror B.
-George Lopez

BONUS CHARACTERS:
-Sayori Yua (deceased)
-Ellen DeGeneres
-Interviewing Jimmy Team

BOSSES:
-Simpleflips
-Ness

-???
-???
-???
-???
-The Baron

I Hate Everything About Windows 95 [WR2M3]

Ultimus Tourney: White Noise [MOVED]

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