ayyy believe it or not i did this because of a project for english
I didnt like any of the english versions out there (there were like three anyway) so i made my own
Literally I did everything for this in one day.
I also recorded on my friend's Blue Yeti instead of my snowball so that's cool
Oh and I played around with melodyne for tuning
As usual, here da creds
Orginal song by: Kikuo
Original singer: Miku
Art: Kikuo (not me for once)
English lyrical adaptation: It me
Here are the lyrics btw
You are an absolutely absolutely worthless child
Without a doubt the most worthless kid in this whole world

Lalala~

Lalala you are awful at studying, exercises, and speaking
You are just a destitute, dense and dirty child
Yet I still fell in love with the sobbing that came from your mouth
That couldn’t even begin to utter its own name
Dirty tissues, dandruff shampoo, messy, smelly diapers,
You’re a germy, crybaby, scaredy-cat-- just ignore it all
Come here, your guardian will protect you together, tethered, stay with me forever

Lala, la a lullaby to go to sleep,
Together we will sing a lovely duet to sleep at ease, peacefully,
Sing with me and sleep at ease you wretched, lonely, child

You are an absolutely absolutely useless child
Without a doubt the most useless kid in this whole world
You are an absolutely absolutely useless child
A child who would have been dead if it weren’t for me
You are an absolutely absolutely useless child
Such a sad, very sad, good for nothing kid
You are an absolutely absolutely useless child
It will be myself, your guardian, who will save you

Lalala~

Lalala monster, phantom, invisible human
The flower vase in the urinal, skipping school
From my sneering lips erupts a tiny voice expelling slander
Now let us listen to the monotone shriek I love
Nevertheless time continues to continue and continue
You are a child with insufficient time or brains
Now it’s too late; you’re mentally not there
Such a cute kid, good kid, you belong to only me

Lala, la a lullaby to go to sleep
Now on the hypnotizing brink of dreams, drowsily
Dance with me, dance with me, together let’s dance forever, wretched, lonely, child
Child

You are an absolutely absolutely useless child
Without a doubt the most useless kid in this whole world
You are a terribly, terribly, lonely child
Since I’m the only one who would protect you

Despite everything, that child won’t trust me at all
And decided to run far away from my side
And before I realized it, that child was bloodied
Even so that child ran away from my side
Child
CHILD

I am an absolutely absolutely worthless child
I’m a worthless child because mine lives on no more
I am an absolutely absolutely worthless child
Now I have nobody to save me from myself
I am a terribly, terribly, lonely child
I’m a lonely child because mine lives no more
I am a terribly, terribly, lonely child
If only I could turn back the hands on the clock
Aah~

Lalala~


You Are A Useless Child (English Cover)【Umber】

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