Airhorns Of The Caribbean

feat. iDubbbzTV and Mac

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9-1-1, what's your emergency?

OH MY GOD! There's been a fire! Uh, my whole house is burning down [whinnying horse noise] what to do?

Okay, where are you?

22 Jump Street, Placerville...

Okay, what is your name?

Kevin Smith...

Okay, Kevin - what started this fire?

I found this mixtape by Uncle Dane... put it in my boombox and the whole thing just went up in flames!

.........the fire was started by a mixtape by Uncle Dane?

Yes! UNCLE DANE!

I've heard about that mixtape, how is it?

OH MY GOD, IT'S FIRE!!!!


Intro (Emergency)

feat. King Raja and Funke-E Fresh

-- LYRICS --

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KING RAJA:

Place it right
I'mma do that work
Kill feed
Goin' straight berzerk

Pick it up
Move it too a church
Confessed my sins
Made that sentry twerk

Place it right
I'mma do that work
Turn the sentry on
Plebs are gonna skirt

Rockets busting out
Boy they're gonna hurt
Sentry lookin' 'round
Put you in the dirt

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FUNK-E FRESH:

Swing, move up
Make that sentry
Move through their base
Real nice and gently

One door, two teams
Walk in like an entry
Grab the case, lucid chase
Easy like it's elementary

Tele-tele-teleporting 
Everybody, yah
M-m-make you chase me down
Like an outlaw

Out my way
Let me abuse every map flaw
Rippin' everybody down
Like a sharp claw

Don't need forgiveness
For the slaughter that my sentry makes
I'll keep a nest up
No matter what it takes

Call me the baker
'Cause winning is a piece of cake
Ah-hahaha...
Your time's up, ya fake

[NOPE x100]

UNCLE DANE:

Okay
Open up the PDA and let me see my options
For heals and support, a Dispenser I’ll be droppin’
I press four and then one to build up a Sentry
I hit the building fast, use a Jag - extra quickly

I whack, whack and resup as I move my gear up
I loaded my clip in and said, “Packin’ up!”
I’m a Spy, Spy, Heavy, Spy, Scout, Spy killaaaa

Short-short circuit all yo stickies
I’mma picky about your quickie bombs
Ask your mom if her brother’s got it goin’ on
1,000 hours strong 

Never use the Pomson, I’mma go stock, Widow too
Damn dude, taunt much, I don’t wanna MGE you
I’m tryin’ to get behind you
And put down my teleporter

Ha… Now you're spawn camped, so mad
Call me bad, naw dawg… call me ninjaneer

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Turn it ‘round, put it down
Show the world you got a

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Level Three

feat. Miss Moth

-- TRANSCRIPT --

Oh my God
Baby, you done took this Engineering shit
To another motherfuckin’ level.
Now, a casual player like me,
Ain’t supposed to be gettin’ no team support like this.
Goddamn! Goddamn! 
Who taught you how to play Engie for a team?

(Uncle Taught Me)

You never used to top score, but now you… 
You goddamn carrying, my… my God…
Where’d you learn that?

(Uncle Taught Me)

Look at you… motherfuckin’ 
Austrailium wrench with them Unusual hats on, 
Who taught you how to put an Unusual hat on?

(Uncle Taught Me)

Yo, you took your Engie game up a whole ‘nother level
This is some Cirque du Soleil Engineering now, shit!
You done went all “professional” on a player, okay
And I thank you, I thank you, my team thanks you!

How did you learn… how, 
How did your Engie game come up?

(Uncle Taught Me)

I was going to parts of maps I never been before
I was taking the teleporter like
“Oh shit, I’ve never even seen
This part of Badwater before.”
It’s like you got your shit re-upholstered or some shit
What the fuck happened?
Who, who the fuck got your Engie re-upholstered?

(Uncle Re-Upholstered My Engie)

You know what, I gotta thank Uncle
And when I see that guy, I’m gonna thank him
I’mma subscribe to his channel
I’mma leave a like on that motherfucker
I’mma shoot a favorite

That’s how good I feel about that Uncle
Ahhh, I still can’t believe you got me this wrench
This wrench is the same motherfucker I wanted!
A strange Airwolf, Factory New
You went to the steam market
Yo, some dude had this up on the marketplace
I remember! It was up on the marketplace!
That’s right! That’s right!
Yo, yo, babe, yo yo this is the best birthday ever!
Where you learn to treat a player like this?

(Uncle Taught Me)

Uncle taught you well...
Uncle taught you well...


Interlude (Uncle Taught Me)

Audio used:
Home Invasion 2016 - Simon Viklund
Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell - Das Racist

Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell Invasion 2016

Ech Circulation

Lazy Star

Originally made by EpicDonutDude on youtube

Youtube memewind 2017

Carlos Matos - Running Bitconnect

"Revenge" A Minecraft Parody (CaptainSparklez feat. 21 Savage, Gucci Mane) [Remixed by Ricky Fuego]

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING MASHUP I HAVE EVER MADE