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Kirby - Gourmet Race (Electro/Chiptune) remix

Thomas The Dank Engine

The ending song from the game 'Battleblock Theater' The game is hilarious and fun, you should try it!

Battleblock Theater- Buckle Your Pants (Ending Song)

Gerudo Valley - SSB4

Produced by (in order): ZenT, jvst x., NoXive, Big Will, and ichimonji. as Okinawa Resonance

Super Smash Bros (Melee Menu) | Prod. by Okinawa Resonance

Frontier Justice (Uncle Dane theme)

feat. Dapper Dog (original song - no lyrics: https://soundcloud.com/dapper-dog/sunshine-overdrive)

-- LYRICS --

CHORUS
When you are building up a nest
Sing this song to pass the time
Your teammates may not be the best
But at least you have these rhymes

Join up to the server and head over
To your favorite spot
I know ya got one
A spot for your sentry gun 

To get your frags
On your best strange killstreak Jag
Another Scout gets tagged
Another rank in the

Bagging on me, raggin on me
Telling me you’re laggin, homie?
And I don’t really care

Because I’m whistling
And pistoling your silly little
Business end 
Right out of the air

(x2)

CHORUS
When you are building up a nest
Sing this song to pass the time
Your teammates may not be the best
But at least you have these rhymes

(WHISTLIN' PISTOL SOLO) 

When your teammates
Are taking your metal
Just kick up the treble
And go back to the base

And if you feel the teams 
Need a scramble
It’s nothing you can’t handle
Just aim for their face

CHORUS
When you are building up a nest
Sing this song to pass the time
Your teammates may not be the best
But at least you have these
But at least you have these
But at least you have these rhymes

Whistlin' N' Pistolin'

feat. Benzy and Muselk

-- LYRICS --

Spies
All I really hates is Spies
Around the corner there’s Spies
And on the staircase it’s Spies

I hate the way that they walk
And I hate when they talk
And I can always make ‘em die
From Badwater to Turbine

Back in the day
I saw this Spy around the way
I grabbed my wrench and said “Let’s play”
He said, “I’m friendly”, I said “k”

So then I turned my back away
He stabbed my back and I’m like, “HEY”
He sapped my sentry, that’s okay
I vowed to make that Spy main pay

I hope Valve will say
All Spies are nerfed with no delay
I asked Gabe please, he said “No way”
And so to Eric I must pray

Please make the Spies all go away
I heard he thinks Spies are okay
And that he’s subbed Uncle Dane
I saw him just the other day

Watching Muselk to my dismay...

Spies
To do a stair stab
Spies
To sap my buildings
Spies
To do a trick stab
Spies 
And also corner stabs

That’s all I really hate is Spies
Two at a time, I hate Spies
With Cloak and Daggers, I hate Spies
I oughta main Pyro, Spies

[SPIES x100]

Spies

BACKSTORY:
So a lot of people ask me why I made this, it's actually a pretty simple story. About three months before the Keemstar Content Cop came out, I was joking around with Ian about Keemstar in general and eventually the phrase "Hey now, you're a Keemstar" sprung to mind.

I then took it upon myself to write the entire song and record it as a "joke that went too far" to make Ian and my friends laugh. That'd be why it sounds like I did the whole song in one take with no actual sound production - because it's pretty much just me singing over an All Star MIDI file. 

Anyway, it just so happened that when (three months later) Ian was doing a video about Keemstar, he thought the song would be a good "finisher" for his video and asked me if he could use it. So I removed it from my old Soundcloud in order to make his video the original source of the song for a while.

Now it's a bonus track on The Album Main and it will forever be a funny inside meme for people who are familiar with both me and Ian's videos. The reason why he doesn't credit me in the description is because I specifically asked him not to. I don't really want people coming from content police sketches expecting similar things from my channel - I do pretty much the complete opposite over here. To to save confusion, I'm cool with just leaving it up to the comments to argue over if "that sounds like Uncle Dane?!?!?"

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-- LYRICS --

Somebody once told me 
That I could make some money 
By bullying some people online

So I grew a gnome goatee 
And put on a stupid beanie
And started making up some dank lies

So

I'm making death threats 
And I'm callin' people "nigger"
Countin' that cash 
Oh my channel's growing bigger 

Never you mind that I was already banned 
For my racist, homophobic hate speech rants
Found a loophole, now it's my goal 
To poison the online punch bowl

Ya never know who i might doxx
So ya'll can suck on my cocks

Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your hat on - MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your sociopathy

And all we care about is neeeeeews
(Personal attacks and harassment is totally neeeeeews)

"Like, I litterally wanna kill this dude. It's not a threat it's a promise, I want to fucking kill this dude"
"Oh, fuckin righteous fuckin NIGGER, Alex is doin' this shit!"
"HMMM, can't wait to report your death, HU-HUHH, like seriously? What's wrong with you? Asshole..."
"Everybody type in the chat, 'Alex is a stupid nigger.'"

"I only do this show for money... that's it, alright..."
"I don't do it to entertain people... that's just a fuckin' scam..."
"I really hope you die of cancer. I hate every single one of you."
"FUCK the fans."

Hey now, you're a Keemstar 
Do a trick-shot - MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar 
Eat your popcorn - goatee

And all I report is the neeeeews
(If you can call this news)

Somebody once asked 
Could you spare me from harassment?
Your content is a fuckin' disgrace

I said yep - and to save my rep
I'm gonna bully you until you're dead
I'll punch you harder than my girlfriend's 
Faaaaaaaaace

Well

The hate keeps comin' for the show I'm runnin'
Even if I get banned, I'll just keep on comin' 
Doesn't make sense to give up this shtick 
I make mad money from bein' a dick 

My revenue stream - It is my dream
To take online gossip to the extreme
I'm a sociopath don'tcha know
I'll do anything for a little dough!

Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your Keem on - Keemstar
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
You're an asshole - Keemstar

AhhhhhhhhiaahahaiiaoommhmmmEerorrrrrooro­ooeahahahhhkeeeemmmsttarrrrr Keemstar is a gnoooommoommeeee


Hey Now, You're A Keemstar

Parody of "Ocean Man" by Ween.
Album art by Multiverse Cafe.

--LYRICS--

Engie Man
With a robot hand
Build dispensers and
Sentries in the sand

Engie Man
Take the teleporter to the front, was a good trip

Engie Man
You best have a plan man, or else you’re banned
Busting out the killstreaker Jag

Engie Man
Can you please put a sentry over here, near the giant fan

Engie Man
Those Spies are elusive, but don’t chase them
Or you’ll get trick stabbed

Engie Man
This defense isn’t going according to plan
Better use your killstreaker Jag

Engie Man
Engie Man
Engie Man

Ancle Dan
How’d you get your building
To appear in hand
From across the land

Ancle Dan
Your hats and your weapons are so cool, you’re so epic

Ancle Dan
For Crasmas I demand a vintage kratzcrag
I promise I’m your number one fan

Engie Man
Can you please put a sentry over there, near the broken van

Engie Man
Those Spies are elusive, but don’t chase them
Or you’ll get trick stabbed

Engie Man
This defense isn’t going according to plan
Whippin’ out that killstreaker Jag

Engie Man

Engie Man

PIZZA GAME!!!
by pLasterbrain

LYRICS
(don't bother trying to figure out what the cuss words are because more than half of them aren't cuss words)
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My name is Mr. Arim, and I'm here to say
Unless you want your ass fired, stay out of my way!
Got a big fat d*ck and I make a lot of money!
Shut up, sit down, and don't sass me, honey!

Here at the Microsofit my word is law,
Do some business in the morning then I chill out at the spa.
Sit down at my computer and I drink some wine.
Bill Gates wishes he could have an *ss this fine.

My house is filled with pizza topped with b*tches and h***,
That's not tomato sauce, it's the blood of my ****!
My bed is made of money and my pillow's made of ****
Snort 800 grams a *** and find a **** to ****.

Something something pizza, and something something bones.
I evicted 40,000 orphans out of their homes!
Just when you thought these rhymes couldn't get any iller,
Oops! I might be a serial killer!

THE ARIMNAES RAP

Something I felt like making so I made it. Hope you enjoy!

Buy the EP here:
https://brandonlaniog.bandcamp.com/

Brandon Legacy - Demons

Shrek remembers his precious, as Bilbo celebrates his eleventy first birthday.

LOTR 1 - Hobbie Makieplace

--LYRICS--

I was playing TF2 the other night
When I suddenly saw the most epic sight
A player on the other team all dressed in green
Brightest loadout of all humankind

We fought each other long and hard - both one on one
But he was dodging left and right, shooting his gun
And finally after a fair fight when he won
In the chat he dropped his Lenny Bind

Did you see that guy?
He’s so hip and fly
He’s the coolest guy
'Cause he’s got a Lenny Bind

Look at his weapon shine
Check out that funny sign
He has the superior mind
He got a Lenny-

Bind me to my word, this is the truth
The absolute coolest thing about the youth
Is their hilarious, original, clever quips
I wish that I could ever be that smooth

So when this Scout main owned me in a fight
I was speechless, no way to comeback to the bright
Funny and simply epic chat response
With nothing that could beat a Lenny Bind

Did you see that guy
He’s so hip and fly
He’s the coolest guy
'Cause he’s got a Lenny Bind

Just hang me out to dry
Cause I’m about to cry
Can I get my weapon signed?
He’s got a Lenny Bind

(Papi Break)

Did you see that guy?
He’s so hip and fly
He’s the coolest guy
'Cause he’s got a Lenny Bind

He shot me and I died
Then owned me with a bind
He’s confident and so kind
He's got a Lenny Bind

Lenny Bind

ft. iDubbbzTV & Mac

--LYRICS--

Guess who’s back 
Back again 
Uncle’s back 
Tell a friend 

Uncle’s back 
(x7) 

I’ve created a sentry 
‘Cause nobody wants a Dispenser no more 
They want a killer to deliver 
Well if you want Uncle, this is what I’ll give ya 
A little bitty Mini with a Widowmaker 
Couple shots that’ll straight up drop a medic and a heavy combo 
They hop to the restock closet 
As the round time left on the clock is fading 
And I’m top of the scoreboard, I’m dominating 

You kids in the comments can stop debating 
If I’ll make another mixtape, it’s long awaited 
I know you’re trying to blow a conch to save me 
But I’ve got five pocket medics on me baby 

I’m an Engineer fuckin’ wit' ya ears, tryin’ to keep things weird 
Tryin’ to show his peers 
That all you can do is sit here and call me queer 
But you’d never do this in a million years 

So, come on and build a gun on the hill 
Fuck that - a gun in your grill, and farmin’ the kills 
And get ready, cause this guy’s gonna rage-heavy 
I just hit three hundred thousand 
Fuck you Delfy! 

So lay back and let’s drink some beer 
And everybody, move up your gear 
‘Cause we need a little, dispenser here 
‘Cause I feel like playin’ Engineer 
(x2) 

Little nephews, it’s a wonder I get views 
All I do is jizz that my Engineer set rules 
I start feeling like the people with these views 
Have never watched a second of my channel 
And that’s cool 

He mains Engie, brain must be empty 
Started a revolution, pollutin’ the game state 
A Valve shill 
Well let me make things clear that Engineer 
Is the only thing a tiny bit weird 
Besides my white beard 

I never asked for this 
I never passed any class 
To read a mountain of sass 
But now I’m Batman 
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na 

Put a mask on when I wanna play a game of Badlands 
But then again, I can’t exactly take this shit for granted 
All I wanna do is show the world the Engie’s not a turtle 

It’s interesting - what I think is the best thing 
Interests these kids who watch vids, no resting 

Testing: your minds are free 
To have a thought that doesn’t involve what me 
And all the YouTubers think about what should be 
On the patch notes when it updates for free 

So lay back and let’s drink some beer 
And everybody, move up your gear 
‘Cause we need a little, dispenser here 
‘Cause I feel like playin’ Engineer 
(x2)

Feel Like Playin' Engineer (ft. IDubbbzTV & Mac)

--LYRICS--

Nobody play with me 
Spies get away from me 
Waaaay... 
(Yeah! Yeah!) 

Ay, I require heavy sandwiches and medic overheal 
I’m about to make a fuckin’ play that Lucky Luke will feel 
Loaded all my shots, I’m in my spot with both hands on the wheel
Get on my cam, because you’ll want this up in your demo reel 

I can see their Medic sittin’ there without a hint of 
What I’m ‘bout to do next - more oblivious than Mike Scott 
Oooh, dat Heavy’s good, but he won’t see me: The Engie Bomb 
Yo, give me an opening and just consider him gone 

DM ‘til the AM, I am the M of this PUG 
Pissin’ off the DM, playin’ D&D - that’s luck 
If you try to BM, me still be the greatest, punk 
I just quit this season because I don’t need this junk 

My last vid just went viral 
Next vid’ll put subbies in a spiral 
Behind the scenes I like to make the Medic’s die, tho 
There’s secret to it I know, bitch 
In tunnel 

Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down 

Who dat Scout thinkin’ that he walkin’ on my land 
Get the fuck off my flank with the Sandman 
Get the fuck off that point - out my scene 
I’ll make a play fuckin’ up your whole team 

I’m so fuckin’ sick and tired of the Overwatch 
Please compare this game to something good like Quake: Live 
Compare it to a game that’s not a Fisher-Price FPS 
Keep your clusterfuck roster, I’ll take my nine classes any day 

And that’s not that crazy, ay 
You too scared to play me, ay 
Throw a wrench into the fray 
If you want a crazy game 
Hackers do not phase me, ay 
I do not play DayZ, ay 
Never even blazed it, ay 
White beard, never shave it, ay 
I’m CGP Grey, meets Dunkey mixed with Vsauce, ay 
Watch my frag vids, and let’s hear the Meds talk, ay 
If I kill a Medic, it won’t be an accident, ay 
I’m not pending in fact I’m sent, bitch 
In tunnel 

Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel 
Med down, in tunnel

MED DOWN

--LYRICS--

I fly like Soldier, jump high like Scout 
If you catch me in the spawn room I got pizza in my mouth 
If you come around here, I’ll build Dispenser 
I’ll get one down in a second if you’re hurt 
(x2) 

Sometimes I get hit by the trains 
Every time I swear I’m gonna unselect Freight 
Everyone’s a bully, shootin’ my brain 
Better not make fun of my weapon’s nickname 
(x2) 

All I wanna do is (shotgun x4) 
And I (wrench + gun) 
And build a sentry 
(x4) 

Pirate hats and gnomes 
Pistol skins and meat and cones 
Runnin’ while we shoot ‘em 
Little Pyro for protection 
(x2) 

No one on the market got swagger like us 
Got banana hats and killstreak strange guns 
We wrap and deliver YouTuber signed stuff 
You pay an extra key for the trouble it costs 
(x2) 

All I wanna do is (shotgun x4) 
And I (wrench + gun) 
And build a sentry 
(x4) 

Uncle Dane... 
Third Campaign 2017... 
Yeah, I got more spawn room snacks than a LAN party 
So… don’t bother me… 
You ready, ya’ll? 

Some, some, sometimes it’s a burger 
Sometimes it’s a taco 
Some, some, sometimes it’s a burger 
Sometimes it’s a taco 

All I wanna do is (shotgun x4) 
And I (wrench + gun) 
And build a sentry 
(x4)

Build A Sentry

Uncle Dane