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TF2 Songs

just some tf2 music i like there might be more on the way 


Merry go round

tf2songs

NEw2

mah fav

an amazing song made from in-game dialog :D

Rest in Peace Rick May. (Voice of Soldier) You will not be forgotten.

(original from youtube):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqikLf5uv4o

[Lyrics]

Mission begins in 10 seconds!
5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BEGIN!

You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast; I run faster!
You are funny; I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!

You are, you are, you are, you are
You run, I run, you are, I am
This kill, this death, this point, this point
You are, hit the, can not, FIRE!

-Chorus-
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

This kill is mine, this death is yours!
This point is mine, this point; not yours!

You are failure, hit the shower!
Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

This is MY world! Do you get that?
You are nothin' but a maggot!

I will kill you! I will eat you!
You are weak! You are bleeders!
You are maggot! You are traitors!

You run fast, I run faster!
You are funny, I am funnier!

Can not burn me! FIRE! FIRE!

Sir, yes, sir! I am a Soldier! YES!
(Repeat x4)

Demoman: (Burp)
Soldier: Demoman? Uuagh, no! Damn it! Damn it! You are maggot!
Demoman: Hey, Private Hair-Cut!
Soldier: One-eye cross dresser!
Demoman: Go to hell!
Soldier: DRUNK!
Demoman: DEVIL!
Soldier: Englishman with a dress!
Demoman: Oi! ........What just happened?

DOMINATE! I'll be gentle!
DOMINATE! Shaggin' your wife!
DOMINATE! Big ugly girl!
D-DOMINATE! You're all bloody dead!
DOMINATE! Eat lead, lads!
DOMINATE! Bloody blockhead!
DOMINATE! DOMINATE! DOMINATE!
Hah heh heh heh...

DOMINATE! All ya dandies!
DOMINATE! Thanks for the ride!
DOMINATE! Our bloody point!
DOMINATE! That will teach 'em!
DOMINATE! Gon'ta strangle!
DOMINATE! (Falls asleep)
What?... BLOODY HELL!

*Repeat Chorus*

Soldier: Boo-Yah! You deserve a medal!
Demo: Ah, nooooo!
Soldier: YES! You're like the cyclops of Greek Myth. Except you are Scottish, and I LOVE you!
Demo: Ahhhhh love you man....
Soldier: You are good son, real good... Maybe even the best.
Demo: (Weeping)
Soldier: C'mere, cupcake!
Spy: .... You disgust me!
Soldier: SPY!
Demo: SPY!

WAR! - TF2

This Ole House

I don't own anything, credit goes to the original maker (I don't know who, sorry) :(

Surprise Buttsecks

Tombstone suggested that I should put this silly thing of mine up on here... why the hell not, right? :p

Video version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U32xnxDbR-4

-{Lyrics}-
Let it gooooo, let it goooooo
Cannot hold it back anymoooreee
Let it gooooo, let it goooooo
Give in and buy the games

I don't care what I'm going to buy
Let the Steam sales on
I'm never going to play the games anyway...

Let It Go (TF2/Steam sale parody)

Rocket Jump Waltz Tf2 Theme

well I did a thing and I can't take it back now

Never Gonna Give You Up (Editted)

Wurlitzer 165 Replica: The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down

Jazz In Paris - Media Right Productions

TF2 - Fully Charged Made By DWL1993 I Do Not Own This Track. Youtube Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgLOFLPqSTw MP3 Download: http://www.mediafire.com/download/d4uqjqglweymawq/TF2+-+Fully+Charged.mp3

TF2 - Fully Charged

You may have survived 5 nights at Freddy's, but can you survive 5 more nights at HEAVY'S? Hope you enjoy your stay here at Heavy Weapons Guy's Sandvich Place... courtesy of Mann Co.

Also on YouTube with visuals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyZx0NTchQk
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MP3: https://app.box.com/s/vxzgfb9y2d2rayu1zxkn

ACAPELLA: https://app.box.com/s/dn6a5vr9t30uw4w63y6u

ORIGINAL: https://soundcloud.com/thelivingtombstone/five-nights-at-freddys-song
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- - = = { LYRICS } = = - -
[Verse 1]
We're waiting every night
to finally roam and invite
newcomers to play with us
for many years we've been all alone

We're forced to be still and play
The same songs we've known since that day
A RED Spy took our life away
Now we're stuck here to decay

[Pre-chorus]
Please let us get in!
don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking

We're poor little souls
who have lost all control
and we're forced here to take that role

We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987

Join us, be our friend
or just be stuck and defend
after all you only got

[Chorus - x2]
Five Nights at Heavy's
Is this where you want to be
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay

[Verse 2]
We're really quite surprised
We get to see you another night
You should have looked for another job
you should have said to this place good-bye

It's like there's so much more
Maybe you've been in this place before
We remember a face like yours
You seem acquainted with those doors

[Pre-chorus]
[Chorus - x2]

FIVE NIGHTS AT HEAVY'S (Living Tombstone ›‹ TF2 cover)

Hi friends! 💛
My new song "Myself & I" is OUT NOW:
https://thefatrat.ffm.to/chapter6

Listen to "Unity" on all platforms: https://lnk.to/thefatratunity
Unity is 👉 FREE to use on Soundcloud - please give proper credit by naming the artist and the song title in the description if you use TheFatRat's music in your uploads.

Check out my SOCIALS, MERCH, STREAMING and song STEMS here: https://ffm.bio/thefatrat

Follow me on Instagram for updates, personal stuff and extra content like new stems and creator videos, playlists and The Arcadium music.
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Unity

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TheFatRat - Unity

"Auctioneer" 
Writer - Leroy Vandyke
Producer - Michael W. White

"Auctioneer" - Phil Delta And The River Delta Band

The song you never want to hear when your at 5 AM

Freddy's Music Box

Hi friends! 💛
My new song "Myself & I" is OUT NOW:
https://thefatrat.ffm.to/chapter6

Listen to "Never Be Alone" on all platforms: https://lnk.to/thefatratneverbealone
Never Be Alone is 👉 FREE to use on Soundcloud - please give proper credit by naming the artist and the song title in the description if you use TheFatRat's music in your uploads.

Check out my SOCIALS, MERCH, STREAMING and song STEMS here: https://ffm.bio/thefatrat

Follow me on Instagram for updates, personal stuff and extra content like new stems and creator videos, playlists and The Arcadium music.
_____________________________________

Submit your demos to my label The Arcadium via LabelRadar

Send your creations featuring TheFatRat's or The Arcadium's music to fanmail@the-arcadium.de

Never Be Alone

TheFatRat - Never Be Alone

Hi friends! 💛
My new song "Myself & I" is OUT NOW:
https://thefatrat.ffm.to/chapter6

Listen to "Time Lapse" on all platforms: https://lnk.to/thefatrattimelapse
Time Lapse is 👉 FREE to use on Soundcloud - please give proper credit by naming the artist and the song title in the description if you use TheFatRat's music in your uploads.

Check out my SOCIALS, MERCH, STREAMING and song STEMS here: https://ffm.bio/thefatrat

Follow me on Instagram for updates, personal stuff and extra content like new stems and creator videos, playlists and The Arcadium music.

Art by Jordan Grimmer
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Send your creations featuring TheFatRat's or The Arcadium's music to fanmail@the-arcadium.de

Time Lapse

TheFatRat - Time Lapse

The second song in my Team Fortress 2 Remix Series. I'm working on Medic's theme next, and if you're confused to what I'm doing, I have embarked on a quest to remix every song in the Team Fortress 2 Soundtrack. Enjoy the track! Woohoo! xD

[TF2 Rᴇᴍɪx] SʜᴀʀᴀX-Rɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ Yᴏᴜ

Thanks guys for the support!!!!! Ya'll are awesome!!

Green Aerosol Zone (500 followers)

Yesterday I spent eight hours chilling on a jump map listening to my work-in-progress remix of "I'm At Soup!". It was quite inspirational and I had it on replay the whole time xD During that time I somehow managed to finish Intruder Alert and added more songs to my never ending remix schedule OvO

[TF2 Rᴇᴍɪx] SʜᴀʀᴀX-Iɴᴛʀᴜᴅᴇʀ Aʟᴇʀᴛ

Frontier Justice (Uncle Dane theme)

Can't Stop Won't Stop
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Picture by Alex Wong
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Can't Stop Won't Stop - Mighty & High

-- LYRICS --
Little ditty
'Bout building on last
Don't do it when the cart's right there
Or else you're a dumbass.

Sentry's gotta be up there
Fighting with the team
Did you just install this game?
Cause that's how it'd seem.

Working hard on a gun
Outside the red spawn
Meanwhile your team's up front
Getting their heads pounded on (they got no support)

"Come on Engie, move that gear up
Your sentry gun is what we need!"
Meanwhile you're AFK
Making nachos and cheese, and we're sayin'

Oh yeah, don't build at spawn
If everyone else is fighting at point one, I said
Oh yeah, don't build at spawn
If everyone else is fighting at point one.

It's common sense, now

Building On Last

A song by one of my great friends BananPieLord! I have permission to use this, and if you want, here is his channel- http://www.youtube.com/BananaPieLord