everybody type in the chat alex is a stupid nigger

Booqueefious

I suddenly felt compelled to record this. It's been overdone, and reposted far too often over the years, but people always asked me to do it, so I figured why the hell not.





***What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.***

Navy Seal copypasta

Spongebob sing super idol 的笑容都没你的甜 full

Song list:
Cory in the House Opening theme
Axel F- Crazy Frog
Gangnam Style- Psy
Chateau- The Matrix Soundtrack
Overworld- Super Mario World
Fly Away- Teddyloid
Numb- Linkin Park
Through the Fire and Flames- Dragonforce
Harlem Shake- Baauer
Last Brutal Sister Flandre Scarlet- Touhou
Never Gonna Give You Up- Rick Astley

Corycore Collection

BattleBlock Theater Music  Menu Theme

This was made by Harry Enfield.

If you wish to download this song PM me on Soundcloud and I will message you the link.

Harry Enfield  Loadsamoney

Erectin' a River

Cory In The House Trap Remix

NFKRZ - Cant Touch My Swag

Ethan Trapberry  REMIX

BACKSTORY:
So a lot of people ask me why I made this, it's actually a pretty simple story. About three months before the Keemstar Content Cop came out, I was joking around with Ian about Keemstar in general and eventually the phrase "Hey now, you're a Keemstar" sprung to mind.

I then took it upon myself to write the entire song and record it as a "joke that went too far" to make Ian and my friends laugh. That'd be why it sounds like I did the whole song in one take with no actual sound production - because it's pretty much just me singing over an All Star MIDI file. 

Anyway, it just so happened that when (three months later) Ian was doing a video about Keemstar, he thought the song would be a good "finisher" for his video and asked me if he could use it. So I removed it from my old Soundcloud in order to make his video the original source of the song for a while.

Now it's a bonus track on The Album Main and it will forever be a funny inside meme for people who are familiar with both me and Ian's videos. The reason why he doesn't credit me in the description is because I specifically asked him not to. I don't really want people coming from content police sketches expecting similar things from my channel - I do pretty much the complete opposite over here. To to save confusion, I'm cool with just leaving it up to the comments to argue over if "that sounds like Uncle Dane?!?!?"

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-- LYRICS --

Somebody once told me 
That I could make some money 
By bullying some people online

So I grew a gnome goatee 
And put on a stupid beanie
And started making up some dank lies

So

I'm making death threats 
And I'm callin' people "nigger"
Countin' that cash 
Oh my channel's growing bigger 

Never you mind that I was already banned 
For my racist, homophobic hate speech rants
Found a loophole, now it's my goal 
To poison the online punch bowl

Ya never know who i might doxx
So ya'll can suck on my cocks

Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your hat on - MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your sociopathy

And all we care about is neeeeeews
(Personal attacks and harassment is totally neeeeeews)

"Like, I litterally wanna kill this dude. It's not a threat it's a promise, I want to fucking kill this dude"
"Oh, fuckin righteous fuckin NIGGER, Alex is doin' this shit!"
"HMMM, can't wait to report your death, HU-HUHH, like seriously? What's wrong with you? Asshole..."
"Everybody type in the chat, 'Alex is a stupid nigger.'"

"I only do this show for money... that's it, alright..."
"I don't do it to entertain people... that's just a fuckin' scam..."
"I really hope you die of cancer. I hate every single one of you."
"FUCK the fans."

Hey now, you're a Keemstar 
Do a trick-shot - MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar 
Eat your popcorn - goatee

And all I report is the neeeeews
(If you can call this news)

Somebody once asked 
Could you spare me from harassment?
Your content is a fuckin' disgrace

I said yep - and to save my rep
I'm gonna bully you until you're dead
I'll punch you harder than my girlfriend's 
Faaaaaaaaace

Well

The hate keeps comin' for the show I'm runnin'
Even if I get banned, I'll just keep on comin' 
Doesn't make sense to give up this shtick 
I make mad money from bein' a dick 

My revenue stream - It is my dream
To take online gossip to the extreme
I'm a sociopath don'tcha know
I'll do anything for a little dough!

Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your Keem on - Keemstar
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
You're an asshole - Keemstar

AhhhhhhhhiaahahaiiaoommhmmmEerorrrrrooro­ooeahahahhhkeeeemmmsttarrrrr Keemstar is a gnoooommoommeeee


Hey Now, You're A Keemstar

I leave Mr. Kayek out of the cage for one second and hes already overdosed himself on memes. If you see a naked man running on the streets; screaming to himself, that's probably him. 

Don't call me to pick him up, hes your problem now.

You KayeK'd in the Wrong Neighbourhood

The mashup to end it all

Combining Reposted 1-4 plus the Requested mashup

Mashups originally made by the excellent Galactic Hole, see more of his work here http://bit.ly/2rVK3jB

【Mashup】 you reposted in everyone's neighborhood 【full version】

ft. iDubbbzTV & Mac

--LYRICS--

Guess who’s back 
Back again 
Uncle’s back 
Tell a friend 

Uncle’s back 
(x7) 

I’ve created a sentry 
‘Cause nobody wants a Dispenser no more 
They want a killer to deliver 
Well if you want Uncle, this is what I’ll give ya 
A little bitty Mini with a Widowmaker 
Couple shots that’ll straight up drop a medic and a heavy combo 
They hop to the restock closet 
As the round time left on the clock is fading 
And I’m top of the scoreboard, I’m dominating 

You kids in the comments can stop debating 
If I’ll make another mixtape, it’s long awaited 
I know you’re trying to blow a conch to save me 
But I’ve got five pocket medics on me baby 

I’m an Engineer fuckin’ wit' ya ears, tryin’ to keep things weird 
Tryin’ to show his peers 
That all you can do is sit here and call me queer 
But you’d never do this in a million years 

So, come on and build a gun on the hill 
Fuck that - a gun in your grill, and farmin’ the kills 
And get ready, cause this guy’s gonna rage-heavy 
I just hit three hundred thousand 
Fuck you Delfy! 

So lay back and let’s drink some beer 
And everybody, move up your gear 
‘Cause we need a little, dispenser here 
‘Cause I feel like playin’ Engineer 
(x2) 

Little nephews, it’s a wonder I get views 
All I do is jizz that my Engineer set rules 
I start feeling like the people with these views 
Have never watched a second of my channel 
And that’s cool 

He mains Engie, brain must be empty 
Started a revolution, pollutin’ the game state 
A Valve shill 
Well let me make things clear that Engineer 
Is the only thing a tiny bit weird 
Besides my white beard 

I never asked for this 
I never passed any class 
To read a mountain of sass 
But now I’m Batman 
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na 

Put a mask on when I wanna play a game of Badlands 
But then again, I can’t exactly take this shit for granted 
All I wanna do is show the world the Engie’s not a turtle 

It’s interesting - what I think is the best thing 
Interests these kids who watch vids, no resting 

Testing: your minds are free 
To have a thought that doesn’t involve what me 
And all the YouTubers think about what should be 
On the patch notes when it updates for free 

So lay back and let’s drink some beer 
And everybody, move up your gear 
‘Cause we need a little, dispenser here 
‘Cause I feel like playin’ Engineer 
(x2)

Feel Like Playin' Engineer (ft. IDubbbzTV & Mac)

NEED A DESPENSIER HERE

original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYBZrRCCrXE

Inspector Bonk

Not mine. Complete credit to EveryOtherBeat on YouTube, found here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLvDnRU_ajk

Hey Now, You're A Keemstar

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