music

Having a Bad Day?

The first official mix tape by Uncle Dane.

(Soundcloud doesn't let me upload Sentry Beep because of copyright issues. Sorry about that. Listen to it individually on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu9j-7QR8wg )

The Album Main

My Favorite Songs

This recording is my most proud vocal recording to date. It was recorded in 2009 in Jackson, Ca. at my home studio. The sound quality is MUCH better than a Karaoke cassette recording from 1995, as it was recorded digitally through my pc. I hope you all enjoy listening to it, as much as I enjoyed singing it.

Behind Blue Eyes (The Who 1971)

Track 2 from our album NSFW! https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw/id471083577

NSFW - 02 NSP Theme Song

Track 3 from our album NSFW! https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw/id471083577

NSFW - 03 The Decision

Track 4 from our album NSFW! https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw/id471083577

NSFW - 04 Dinosaur Laser Fight

I loved what DJ ApPleMan did with Rick Astley, so I tried the same thing with a-ha, and IT WORKS WITH EVERY 80'S HIT

HELP ME

DOES THIS WORK WITH EVERY 80'S HIT

jascsk

Shia LaBeouf - Just Do It (Make Your Dreams Come True) [Ultimate Remix]

I Take A Look At My Enormous Penis

Gatorade Remix

Frontier Justice Dapper Dog

Caravan Palace - Bambous

-- LYRICS --
Little ditty
'Bout building on last
Don't do it when the cart's right there
Or else you're a dumbass.

Sentry's gotta be up there
Fighting with the team
Did you just install this game?
Cause that's how it'd seem.

Working hard on a gun
Outside the red spawn
Meanwhile your team's up front
Getting their heads pounded on (they got no support)

"Come on Engie, move that gear up
Your sentry gun is what we need!"
Meanwhile you're AFK
Making nachos and cheese, and we're sayin'

Oh yeah, don't build at spawn
If everyone else is fighting at point one, I said
Oh yeah, don't build at spawn
If everyone else is fighting at point one.

It's common sense, now

Building On Last

feat. iDubbbzTV and Mac

-- TRANSCRIPT --

9-1-1, what's your emergency?

OH MY GOD! There's been a fire! Uh, my whole house is burning down [whinnying horse noise] what to do?

Okay, where are you?

22 Jump Street, Placerville...

Okay, what is your name?

Kevin Smith...

Okay, Kevin - what started this fire?

I found this mixtape by Uncle Dane... put it in my boombox and the whole thing just went up in flames!

.........the fire was started by a mixtape by Uncle Dane?

Yes! UNCLE DANE!

I've heard about that mixtape, how is it?

OH MY GOD, IT'S FIRE!!!!


Intro (Emergency)

feat. Mac

-- LYRICS --

Hey it’s me, your Uncle and
It’s time to throw down
Cause we talkin’ ‘bout the 
Best effect around

We ain’t talkin’ ‘bout Cloud 9
Or purple/green confetti
It the unusual effectti
That you’ll never forgetti 

I’m talkin’ green, blue
Purple, yellow waving lights
And it goes by the name of
Miami Nights

When I roll up to the server
Everyone goes insane
All the Medics overheal me
As they say “Hi, Dane.”

But I really can’t blame ‘em
Cause this hat is the best
And every night I thank GabeN
For being truly blessed

For the opportunity
To wear such an effect
That makes my foes sit and sputter 
As they get they'ass wrecked

No, it really can’t compare
And I really don’t care
What the traders all say
That it’s relatively low tier

Cause to me 
It’s all that I need
I got the best damn hat
That ya ever did see

CHORUS
There’s a party on the server
And it’s on my head
You can see it in the kill cam
When you’re dead

I love my Miami 
(Amo a mi Miami)

The effect that you see
When you’re filled with lead
You can see it in the kill cam
When you’re dead

I love my Miami 
(I love my Miami)

Yo, I heard Burning Flames ain’t nothin’ to mess with
But I can’t see a flame in my game, I bring the pain
With my own brand of shimmer, ya quiver
You realize that you're dinner for my sentry gun, you havin’ fun?

You better be
Cause I’mma breaking the economy
Making Miami Nights a great again, I’d rate it a 10
And I'd give it a kiss every now and then
Can a man fall in love with a hat?

Well I’m not sure, but I’ll check with the court
Until then I’m playing Team Defense Fort 
Two
And I’ll be sportin’ Miami Nights
How ‘bout you?

CHORUS
There’s a party on the server
And it’s on my head
You can see it in the kill cam
When you’re dead

I love my Miami 
(Amo a mi Miami)

The effect that you see
When you’re filled with lead
You can see it in the kill cam
When you’re dead

I love my Miami 
(I love my Miami)

Miami Nights

-- LYRICS --

We built this sentry
We built this sentry on Borneo

Built this sentry
We built this sentry on Borneoooooo
OOOAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(And then that's all I could come up with.)

We Built This Sentry (On Borneo)

feat. King Raja and Funke-E Fresh

-- LYRICS --

Level three
Level level level three
Level three
Level level level three
Level three
Level level level three
Turn it ‘round, put it down
Show the world you got a

Level three
Level level level three
Level three
Level level level three
Level three
Level level level three
Turn it ‘round, put it down
Show the world you got a

KING RAJA:

Place it right
I'mma do that work
Kill feed
Goin' straight berzerk

Pick it up
Move it too a church
Confessed my sins
Made that sentry twerk

Place it right
I'mma do that work
Turn the sentry on
Plebs are gonna skirt

Rockets busting out
Boy they're gonna hurt
Sentry lookin' 'round
Put you in the dirt

Level three
Level level level three
Level three
Level level level three
Level three
Level level level three
Turn it ‘round, put it down
Show the world you got a

Level three
Level level level three
Level three
Level level level three
Level three
Level level level three
Turn it ‘round, put it down
Show the world you got a

FUNK-E FRESH:

Swing, move up
Make that sentry
Move through their base
Real nice and gently

One door, two teams
Walk in like an entry
Grab the case, lucid chase
Easy like it's elementary

Tele-tele-teleporting 
Everybody, yah
M-m-make you chase me down
Like an outlaw

Out my way
Let me abuse every map flaw
Rippin' everybody down
Like a sharp claw

Don't need forgiveness
For the slaughter that my sentry makes
I'll keep a nest up
No matter what it takes

Call me the baker
'Cause winning is a piece of cake
Ah-hahaha...
Your time's up, ya fake

[NOPE x100]

UNCLE DANE:

Okay
Open up the PDA and let me see my options
For heals and support, a Dispenser I’ll be droppin’
I press four and then one to build up a Sentry
I hit the building fast, use a Jag - extra quickly

I whack, whack and resup as I move my gear up
I loaded my clip in and said, “Packin’ up!”
I’m a Spy, Spy, Heavy, Spy, Scout, Spy killaaaa

Short-short circuit all yo stickies
I’mma picky about your quickie bombs
Ask your mom if her brother’s got it goin’ on
1,000 hours strong 

Never use the Pomson, I’mma go stock, Widow too
Damn dude, taunt much, I don’t wanna MGE you
I’m tryin’ to get behind you
And put down my teleporter

Ha… Now you're spawn camped, so mad
Call me bad, naw dawg… call me ninjaneer

Level three
Level level level three
Level three
Level level level three
Level three
Level level level three
Turn it ‘round, put it down
Show the world you got a

Level three
Level level level three
Level three
Level level level three
Level three
Level level level three
Turn it ‘round, put it down
Show the world you got a
