?] heh. that shocker in the hand trick's nae gonna get auld. 
?] what's wi' the gobsmacked look? coulda seen that comin'. 
?] anyhoo, name's sans. sans the skeleton. whit aboot ye?
S] . . . strong and silent type, eh? well, ye're bein' called pal for the rest o' yer days, I reckon. 
F] Hey! That thing could've get us killed!
S] oh, dinnae see ye there, pal. 
F] We're not your pals, get lost!
S] I knew buttercups could be poison, but that much? the more ye live, I guess. 
S] weel, ye'll ha'e to traipse through Snowdin by yerself then. I’ve heard a royal guard's keepin' an eye on that wee town. better watch yerself. 
S] I could help ye two sneak past him, but I only lend a hand to my pals. 
F] . . . Alright, alright, I'm sorry! But I'll be watching you.
S] as ye wish, wee floral stalker. now, let's get past those gates. lucky for ye lot, ye've got a pal like me, 'cos I've got a key, right here.

lazybones.

new account @houjon-second
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Discord server
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I'm leaving this stinky website to work on my games, but i'll still listen to some songs I particularly like.

yo i'm xenon. i'm just a guy who covers stuff now and then. it's usually mid.

I RAN OUT OF MINUTES GUYS IDK WHERE ELSE TO SAY IT
GO TO MY ALT I UPLOAD THERE RN
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO
THANKS GAYS

Questions nobody asked:

Can I have (song name)'s FLP?
Nah. I'm very protective of my FLPs sometimes.

Can I use (insert song here)?
Nope. Again, I'm protective of my terrible creations.

How old are you?
Like most potatoes, I only last for around 3-5 weeks if stored in the pantry.

What is your sexuality?
Wouldn't you like to know? ;)

Do you breathe?
Yes, potatoes respire and photosynthesise.

lazybones.

UnderFell: Hailstorm