THE PEOPLE VS. HORTON THE ELEPHANT 

Lyrics to this song can be found on pg. 137-143 of the Seussical Jr. Student Book.

The People Vs Horton The Elephant (Pt. 2)

RE RE RE REMIX! I'm much happier with this project now! It's two of the most iconic orange cats with a love for layered foods duking it out in this episode of Quizzical Quarrels!

SIR Rap Battles as Stampy
UBERocity as Garfield

Written by Quizzique

Mixed and Arranged by Serena
Beat by Anywaywell

Art by Grasman
Thumbnail by Quizzique

Special Thanks to Fightmarker, RaccoonBroVA, GnomeYT and YLFEthan

LYRICS:

Stampy (0:09)
Hello, this is Stampy, and welcome to a let’s play vid
Today we’re against the scrap pages of Jim Davis
Your schtick is being lazy? That’s mundane
Not feeling up to battling? Must be a case of Mondays!

Your owner’s Jon, but your plot points Aren’t-Buckled
Seems your continuity has Garfield Kart-trouble
Since 2012, I’ve been on that Minecraft star hustle
Born in ‘76, and yet you’ve fallen to a Paws struggle

From Murray to Pratt, you’ve an array of casts
But with your production rights, away they’ve been passed
Sony, Fox, Paramount, and plastered on newspapers
This sellout amounts to having mastered reduced labor

And you’re the comic Guinness backs? I must really need a break
Eat you in minutes on this track as if you were a piece of cake
There are limits that I lack, fighting googlies I attack
Sic my dogs onto your back, since I know they make you quake

Garfield (0:47)

Yawn About time you wrapped up your verse
Ehh, I’ve heard worse, but now allow me to converse
Try to keep viewers immersed, but all your content is rehearsed
You wanna leave a mark on YouTube? Try to Hit the Target first

You sure run a Lovely World with all the helpers you’ve locked out
Man, you’re filled with even more crap than your dog house
Speaking of dogs, you’ve got too many to handle
Left some more dead than a Minecrafter’s channel

You used to be a hit, anyone can attest
Then you took a harder hit than you did with Wonder Quest
Think you’ve got fans on your pages? Be realistic, kid
The ink is going hard on mine like a ballistic squid

Now I’ll be taking names like we’re in the Love Garden
Lost memories are the only thing that heart’s guardin’
I’ve got one last thing that I need to tell you, dude
I bet Lee only left so he could hand the L to you

Stampy (1:24)
Don’t you dare threaten my canines, or else when the dust settles
You’ll be in the ground like you were some love love petals!
So you'd better quit the meddlin' with this MC veteran
I’ll cut your story short, like your show moved to Nickelodeon

If we’re talking dogs, you sure treat Odie like a rough one
No denying that this bully left him half his legs to walk on
If you keep sleeping in, you’ll be a zombie in this ordeal
Not even bone meal can bring your rep back from Gorefield

Entertaining kids for years, still at the peak of my genre
Your three-panel plots are cheesier than your lasagna
You’re impressing no one from that bed in which you’re comfortably curled
So make like Veeva: Dash the hell out of my Lovely World

Garfield (1:53)
Jeez, that writing was even worse than your book’s, chum
You’re looking Fidgety ‘cause that’s where you took your looks from
Your comedy’s more childish than all of Minecraft’s players
I like my comics like I like my lasagna: with layers!

Looking timid on the stage, why the Stampylongface?
You look like you in Story Mode: wrong time, wrong place
Started in FPS, but like your noms it’s only blanks you shoot
Look at the margins, and I’d bargain that you’re yesterday’s news

Write a better script for viewers if you’re hoping they’ll subscribe
I’m spitting fire on my papers like I’m smoking from a pipe
Not even Pooky likes this showman that was once an inspiration
But I guess the limit really was your imagination (Zzz)

Garfield vs Stampy Cat | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS [REDUX] (feat. SIR Rap Battles and UBERocity)

Bridlewoodstock

Fresh

found out the game had a fandom a while ago and made this today since I was bored and was taking care of my sleeping baby brother 🐈🐈

this isn’t really a song, it’s just a test to see if I was able to make something decent;3

SPRUNKI does NOT belong to me.
playable on Google (Search “sprunki download” or something similar and the website to .itch or scratch or sm will pop up<3)

COVER ART BELONGS TO ME
Time taken (drawing): 1:25:07

ALL DEAD - SPRUNKI TEST SONG

Recorded November 2024

10/12

Prod by LethalNeedle


rump

The devil’s very emissary himself
Really wants to lend a helping hand to get me some wealth
But the jester dress he’s wearing must embarrass him, how does it feel?
Before I say “What’s your deal?” I’m starting with “What’s your deal?”

It’s your last straw and I’ll turn it to gold
Have a crack at your glass jaw, bitch I earn what I’m owed
Cause I’m the real master of returning a pact
I guess our tasks swapped, cause I’m serving your ass

How did the swindlin’ traitor
Get a game with God who straight-up robbed your win in it later?
You’re getting outplayed here
In trickery, it goes me, him, then you place third
It’s rigged in our favours, you’re just real good at favours

meph

It isn’t wrong, I’ll make anything you want, bring it on
I grant wishes, while you’re a Wish.com leprechaun
Seeking glass? Here’s a grand mirror for your ego
Both are easily shattered, weak, can be fractured, and feeble

You’re an alchemist, churning out gold with your magic
Though, a tantrum’s your only explosive reaction
Tragic… You’re literally a mini-me
Found him in the Faustian Bargain Bin for free

Speaking of Faust, anything you might add?
Please kill yourself. I wish that I had.
Well said, but he’s already done that
How many breakdowns can one have til he breaks down to one half?

rump and The Queen

Bring a friend, he’ll catch the strays I send ya
Think your alias: I’m boutta take out fellas 
Cause I rise above you both, same as Gretchen
And we’re both getting rid of babies... hey queen, tell em!

What
I won’t give you my child, fuck off
Go away and pick on someone your own size, a dog

I am, though he’s not just a poodle, he’s a butler and slave
You see, it’s funny how this wingman has fallen from grace 
Took Greek mythology dames to profit off fame by dropping their names?
I’d never, and I swear it on my own grave!

meph

Ah, names, right. Yours was… unimpressive
It was something witless like… dumbass dipshit
Or nutsack nitwit…! Ah, that must’ve been it!
grrRR IT’S RUMPELSTILtskin- oh FUCK I BIFFED IT

So Faust my dear friend, how shall we end this garden gnome?
I dunno… make his heart explode…
Yes… but afterwards you’ll get to have your baby as well
When I send you to work in eternal labour in Hell… 

wait wait waIT AAIT WAIT WIAT AGHHHHH - pop!


so this is in my anti slump era where i was just really going thru it and needed some outlet to take my mind off things, so one day i just opened a doc and went off and this was the result. i think that mindset of like, writing whatever i wanted w/o even thinking of what comes after sorta helped a lot for my mental, and i like, actually had fun writing? for once? lol

on like an actual critical analytical level im sure the characterization and accuracy for both guys are like, 95% off, but i liked playing up and flanderizing their personas for the rap battle, it really helps with the dynamic and just makes things easier to deal w on my end which makes sense if im just writing to write lol. like, i fucked up a couple of punchlines and if i were to revisit this id just like, fix those, but overall i like the little gimmick i did, the whole rumpelstiltskin name thing and dying. very fun very silly and helped a lot with clearing mental fog

Rumpelstiltskin VS Mephistopheles - 12 Bars of Dissmas #10

Yay! More Cole!

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Creepypasta Storytime (Disc 14)

My Property Isn't Normal by Murderbird17 (7/8)

A fate worst than the worst horror that you can think up.

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Video!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3jGhhirhco
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Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

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Creepypasta Storytime ~Volume #16~

I Don't Think I'm "Me" Anymore by Elstabbo

Not DoorDash... nooo.

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Check out my new books! A collection of Creepypastas compiled by some of my all time favorite authors and friends!

💀 Volume 1: http://a.co/iNqTwRZ
💀 Volume 2: http://a.co/i0O9zks
💀 Comic Book: http://a.co/2POGdNW

Visit the stores!

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💀 Shirts & Stuff!: https://shop.spreadshirt.com/MrCreepyPasta/

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