𝗘𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗲𝘀

Songs that make me happy and sad

technoblade

The Upload

Poetry like progression

Youtuber songs

"More Dunkey More Problems"
- ​videogamedunkey -

Dunk's back, old beat, new rap
'Bout to hit you on the head with this phenomenal track
I used to go so hard that they thought I was black
Because my bars are so cold that they thought I was Knack
Rhymes are so money I could put you through college
Jokes are so funny that you end up with knowledge
I like passing the ball from Daffy Duck to Michael
'Bout to save 50% by switching to Geico
Damn, Dunk, how you get that sound so funky?
Got that new mode on and I'm slamming like Chunky
Peanut butter is the favorite food of Winston
Got the call from Carlton, we going to Princeton

I don't know what they want from me
It's like the morе money we come across
Thе more problems we see
I don't know what they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see

Drink too much and you can drown in your sorrows
You had a rough day, but there's always tomorrow
Grab a wet cloth, wipe yourself off
And when I'm in New York I gotta hit up Sbarro
Gotta grab a bowl, gotta have cereal
Tryna' put me on some lame shit, I'm always saying no
Rather be a pain in the ass than go with the flow
Rather be like Jar Jar Bink than Michael Winslow
Still throwing gas in the flame
Still putting every challenge to shame
Still, Paulie don't remember my name
Still feeling like I'm under-acclaimed
Still the number one ranked player on every single game, yeah (Yeah)

I don't know what they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see
I don't know what they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see

How much money do we need to make it?
Always doing better before Uncle Sam takes it
You can pay 2K to buy a very large object
I spend a mill' in Cali' just to live in the projects
New hat coming into Dunkey's Castle
Just remember, pay a visit, or your shoes get cancelled
You downloaded this, I download DAMN
You wanna be like Donald Draper, but me, I'm going ham
Receipts going longer than the arms of Lanky
Now I'm so far away, I can't see if you're cranky
Been in this game too long that I'm feeling Jurassic
And while you're down there, you better check out my graphics
Only so much of this weak shit I can take
'Cause I'm too real, and y'all are too fake
What's hard work for you for me is a piece of cake
I'm like Biggie, you're like Drake

I don't know what they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see
I don't know what they want from me
It's like the more money we come across
The more problems we see

Cutie Burger Angel

The song is from YonKaGor: https://youtu.be/BK3BxASoMJc
All credit goes to them
I just wanted this song on soundcloud im going to get rid of it if he uploads it on here

Mr. Sunfish (YonKaGor)

technoblade talking about greek mythology but with animal crossing music

FNAF 2 - Payday music box [slowed]

𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕦𝕓𝕖𝕣 - 𝕆𝕡𝕒𝕝 - 𝕄𝕚𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣 𝕄𝕒𝕟 (𝔼𝕩𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕕)

From the album "Debris" by Shane Koyczan and The Short Story Long

Vote now at http://www.shanekoyczan.com and decide which song from "Debris" gets made into a video!!
Video submissions email (details below): submissions@shanekoyczan.com

Album Available at: http://www.shanekoyczan.com/store/debris
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/shanekoyczan
YouTube: https://goo.gl/hm1qJz
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/shane-koyczan/sets/debris

Crush:
Words by: Shane Koyczan 
Music by: The Short Story Long
Shane: voice
Corwin: drums, electric guitar
Glenna: piano, tapdancing, voice
Jordie: cello
Jesse: glockenspiel, bass
Maiya: voice, electric guitar

Shane Koyczan and The Short Story Long are:
Shane Koyczan: words and voice
Maiya Robbie: guitar and voice
Jesse Lee: bass and voice
Jordie Robinson: cello and voice
Glenna Garramone: piano and voice


Making a new video and you get to decide which one!!!

  Many of you already know that we put out the new album just a short while ago. Thank you all for supporting it... we've gotten some incredible reviews and wonderfully positive feedback. I really love this album. I love it so much that I couldn't decide on which video to make next. See where I'm going with this yet? We opened with a video of "For Many" and are now considering which piece should follow it up. In all likelihood this will be the last video I produce (They're an increasingly expensive commitment with no monetary return... I do them because I love doing them... just can't afford to keep doing them.) So with all of that out in the open I want to invite my fans to make this decision. Your support has meant so much over the years and I'm often asked why I haven't done a video for this piece or that piece... trust me I would do videos for all of them if I could. How it breaks down is this. We're going to release the album on YouTube and Soundcloud. Two tracks per week with just a static image of Scott Waters wonderful cover art. When all of the pieces are finally online voting will begin on www.shanekoyczan.com.

There'll be a list of the tracks and each visitor will be allowed to cast their vote for the piece they'd most like to see made into a video. Please keep in mind that we don't have access to grants and are not crowd funding this project. Our budget is a modest 8k which I pay for myself. So please don't expect Michael Jackson's Thriller. Another angle to this little tidbit is that we will be accepting submissions from creators who might be interested in making the video. Animators, graphic designers, filmmakers... Pixar... whoever you are... If this is something that interests you and you believe you can work within the budget... it's all yours. Submit some of your work to submissions@shanekoyczan.com; the band and I will go through and decide which style we'd like to see applied to the chosen track. Something you should consider before making any commitments is that the 8k is in Canadian funds, which is currently laughable outside of Canada, so I hope you're up for a challenge. If you do feel like cushioning the meager budget you can make a pledge on my Patreon page https://www.patreon.com/shanekoyczan. This will likely be the first and last project I release via this site but every penny helps. Okay... I've talked your ear off long enough. Hope you've all been making beautiful steps toward your bliss in this new year. Hope to see you all in it.

Cheers, Shane

4 - “Crush” by Shane Koyczan and The Short Story Long

From the album "Debris" by Shane Koyczan and The Short Story Long

Vote now at http://www.shanekoyczan.com and decide which song from "Debris" gets made into a video!!
Video submissions email (details below): submissions@shanekoyczan.com

Album Available at: http://www.shanekoyczan.com/store/debris
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/shanekoyczan
YouTube: https://goo.gl/hm1qJz
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/shane-koyczan/sets/debris

Shoulders:
Words by: Shane Koyczan 
Music by: The Short Story Long 
Shane: voice
Maiya: electric guitar
Jordie: cello
Jesse: bass
Daniel Lapp: violin, flumpet
Corwin: drums, percussion
Glenna: piano

Shane Koyczan and The Short Story Long are:
Shane Koyczan: words and voice
Maiya Robbie: guitar and voice
Jesse Lee: bass and voice
Jordie Robinson: cello and voice
Glenna Garramone: piano and voice


Making a new video and you get to decide which one!!!

  Many of you already know that we put out the new album just a short while ago. Thank you all for supporting it... we've gotten some incredible reviews and wonderfully positive feedback. I really love this album. I love it so much that I couldn't decide on which video to make next. See where I'm going with this yet? We opened with a video of "For Many" and are now considering which piece should follow it up. In all likelihood this will be the last video I produce (They're an increasingly expensive commitment with no monetary return... I do them because I love doing them... just can't afford to keep doing them.) So with all of that out in the open I want to invite my fans to make this decision. Your support has meant so much over the years and I'm often asked why I haven't done a video for this piece or that piece... trust me I would do videos for all of them if I could. How it breaks down is this. We're going to release the album on YouTube and Soundcloud. Two tracks per week with just a static image of Scott Waters wonderful cover art. When all of the pieces are finally online voting will begin on www.shanekoyczan.com.

There'll be a list of the tracks and each visitor will be allowed to cast their vote for the piece they'd most like to see made into a video. Please keep in mind that we don't have access to grants and are not crowd funding this project. Our budget is a modest 8k which I pay for myself. So please don't expect Michael Jackson's Thriller. Another angle to this little tidbit is that we will be accepting submissions from creators who might be interested in making the video. Animators, graphic designers, filmmakers... Pixar... whoever you are... If this is something that interests you and you believe you can work within the budget... it's all yours. Submit some of your work to submissions@shanekoyczan.com; the band and I will go through and decide which style we'd like to see applied to the chosen track. Something you should consider before making any commitments is that the 8k is in Canadian funds, which is currently laughable outside of Canada, so I hope you're up for a challenge. If you do feel like cushioning the meager budget you can make a pledge on my Patreon page https://www.patreon.com/shanekoyczan. This will likely be the first and last project I release via this site but every penny helps. Okay... I've talked your ear off long enough. Hope you've all been making beautiful steps toward your bliss in this new year. Hope to see you all in it.

Cheers, Shane


6 - "Shoulders" by Shane Koyczan and The Short Story Long

From the album "Debris" by Shane Koyczan and The Short Story Long

Vote now at http://www.shanekoyczan.com and decide which song from "Debris" gets made into a video!!
Video submissions email (details below): submissions@shanekoyczan.com

Album Available at: http://www.shanekoyczan.com/store/debris
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/shanekoyczan
YouTube: https://goo.gl/hm1qJz
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/shane-koyczan/sets/debris

How to Be a Person:
Words by: Shane Koyczan 
Music by: The Short Story Long 
Shane: voice
Glenna: piano
Maiya: snaps, electric guitar, ukulele
Corwin: drums
Daniel Lapp: mellophone, trumpet
Jesse: bass
Jordie: cello

Shane Koyczan and The Short Story Long are:
Shane Koyczan: words and voice
Maiya Robbie: guitar and voice
Jesse Lee: bass and voice
Jordie Robinson: cello and voice
Glenna Garramone: piano and voice


Making a new video and you get to decide which one!!!

  Many of you already know that we put out the new album just a short while ago. Thank you all for supporting it... we've gotten some incredible reviews and wonderfully positive feedback. I really love this album. I love it so much that I couldn't decide on which video to make next. See where I'm going with this yet? We opened with a video of "For Many" and are now considering which piece should follow it up. In all likelihood this will be the last video I produce (They're an increasingly expensive commitment with no monetary return... I do them because I love doing them... just can't afford to keep doing them.) So with all of that out in the open I want to invite my fans to make this decision. Your support has meant so much over the years and I'm often asked why I haven't done a video for this piece or that piece... trust me I would do videos for all of them if I could. How it breaks down is this. We're going to release the album on YouTube and Soundcloud. Two tracks per week with just a static image of Scott Waters wonderful cover art. When all of the pieces are finally online voting will begin on www.shanekoyczan.com.

There'll be a list of the tracks and each visitor will be allowed to cast their vote for the piece they'd most like to see made into a video. Please keep in mind that we don't have access to grants and are not crowd funding this project. Our budget is a modest 8k which I pay for myself. So please don't expect Michael Jackson's Thriller. Another angle to this little tidbit is that we will be accepting submissions from creators who might be interested in making the video. Animators, graphic designers, filmmakers... Pixar... whoever you are... If this is something that interests you and you believe you can work within the budget... it's all yours. Submit some of your work to submissions@shanekoyczan.com; the band and I will go through and decide which style we'd like to see applied to the chosen track. Something you should consider before making any commitments is that the 8k is in Canadian funds, which is currently laughable outside of Canada, so I hope you're up for a challenge. If you do feel like cushioning the meager budget you can make a pledge on my Patreon page https://www.patreon.com/shanekoyczan. This will likely be the first and last project I release via this site but every penny helps. Okay... I've talked your ear off long enough. Hope you've all been making beautiful steps toward your bliss in this new year. Hope to see you all in it.

Cheers, Shane

8 - "How To Be A Person" by Shane Koyczan and The Short Story Long

From the album "Debris" by Shane Koyczan and The Short Story Long

Vote now at http://www.shanekoyczan.com and decide which song from "Debris" gets made into a video!!
Video submissions email (details below): submissions@shanekoyczan.com

Album Available at: http://www.shanekoyczan.com/store/debris
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/shanekoyczan
YouTube: https://goo.gl/hm1qJz
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/shane-koyczan/sets/debris

Shut Up and Say Something
Words by: Shane Koyczan 
Music by: The Short Story Long 
Shane: voice
Corwin: drums, timpani
Maiya: acoustic guitar, voice
Glenna: piano, voice
Jordie: cello, voice
Daniel Lapp: flumpet
Jesse: bass, voice

Shane Koyczan and Tshe Short Story Long are:
Shane Koyczan: words and voice
Maiya Robbie: guitar and voice
Jesse Lee: bass and voice
Jordie Robinson: cello and voice
Glenna Garramone: piano and voice


Making a new video and you get to decide which one!!!

  Many of you already know that we put out the new album just a short while ago. Thank you all for supporting it... we've gotten some incredible reviews and wonderfully positive feedback. I really love this album. I love it so much that I couldn't decide on which video to make next. See where I'm going with this yet? We opened with a video of "For Many" and are now considering which piece should follow it up. In all likelihood this will be the last video I produce (They're an increasingly expensive commitment with no monetary return... I do them because I love doing them... just can't afford to keep doing them.) So with all of that out in the open I want to invite my fans to make this decision. Your support has meant so much over the years and I'm often asked why I haven't done a video for this piece or that piece... trust me I would do videos for all of them if I could. How it breaks down is this. We're going to release the album on YouTube and Soundcloud. Two tracks per week with just a static image of Scott Waters wonderful cover art. When all of the pieces are finally online voting will begin on www.shanekoyczan.com.

There'll be a list of the tracks and each visitor will be allowed to cast their vote for the piece they'd most like to see made into a video. Please keep in mind that we don't have access to grants and are not crowd funding this project. Our budget is a modest 8k which I pay for myself. So please don't expect Michael Jackson's Thriller. Another angle to this little tidbit is that we will be accepting submissions from creators who might be interested in making the video. Animators, graphic designers, filmmakers... Pixar... whoever you are... If this is something that interests you and you believe you can work within the budget... it's all yours. Submit some of your work to submissions@shanekoyczan.com; the band and I will go through and decide which style we'd like to see applied to the chosen track. Something you should consider before making any commitments is that the 8k is in Canadian funds, which is currently laughable outside of Canada, so I hope you're up for a challenge. If you do feel like cushioning the meager budget you can make a pledge on my Patreon page https://www.patreon.com/shanekoyczan. This will likely be the first and last project I release via this site but every penny helps. Okay... I've talked your ear off long enough. Hope you've all been making beautiful steps toward your bliss in this new year. Hope to see you all in it.

Cheers, Shane

9 - “Shut Up And Say Something” by Shane Koyczan and The Short Story Long

From the album "Debris" by Shane Koyczan and The Short Story Long

Vote now at http://www.shanekoyczan.com and decide which song from "Debris" gets made into a video!!
Video submissions email (details below): submissions@shanekoyczan.com

Album Available at: http://www.shanekoyczan.com/store/debris
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/shanekoyczan
YouTube: https://goo.gl/hm1qJz
Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/shane-koyczan/sets/debris

For Instance:
Words by: Shane Koyczan 
Music by: The Short Story Long
Shane: voice
Jesse: bass
Glenna: piano
Jordie: cello
Corwin Fox: rhodes
Maiya: electric guitar, voice

Shane Koyczan and Tshe Short Story Long are:
Shane Koyczan: words and voice
Maiya Robbie: guitar and voice
Jesse Lee: bass and voice
Jordie Robinson: cello and voice
Glenna Garramone: piano and voice


Making a new video and you get to decide which one!!!

  Many of you already know that we put out the new album just a short while ago. Thank you all for supporting it... we've gotten some incredible reviews and wonderfully positive feedback. I really love this album. I love it so much that I couldn't decide on which video to make next. See where I'm going with this yet? We opened with a video of "For Many" and are now considering which piece should follow it up. In all likelihood this will be the last video I produce (They're an increasingly expensive commitment with no monetary return... I do them because I love doing them... just can't afford to keep doing them.) So with all of that out in the open I want to invite my fans to make this decision. Your support has meant so much over the years and I'm often asked why I haven't done a video for this piece or that piece... trust me I would do videos for all of them if I could. How it breaks down is this. We're going to release the album on YouTube and Soundcloud. Two tracks per week with just a static image of Scott Waters wonderful cover art. When all of the pieces are finally online voting will begin on www.shanekoyczan.com.

There'll be a list of the tracks and each visitor will be allowed to cast their vote for the piece they'd most like to see made into a video. Please keep in mind that we don't have access to grants and are not crowd funding this project. Our budget is a modest 8k which I pay for myself. So please don't expect Michael Jackson's Thriller. Another angle to this little tidbit is that we will be accepting submissions from creators who might be interested in making the video. Animators, graphic designers, filmmakers... Pixar... whoever you are... If this is something that interests you and you believe you can work within the budget... it's all yours. Submit some of your work to submissions@shanekoyczan.com; the band and I will go through and decide which style we'd like to see applied to the chosen track. Something you should consider before making any commitments is that the 8k is in Canadian funds, which is currently laughable outside of Canada, so I hope you're up for a challenge. If you do feel like cushioning the meager budget you can make a pledge on my Patreon page https://www.patreon.com/shanekoyczan. This will likely be the first and last project I release via this site but every penny helps. Okay... I've talked your ear off long enough. Hope you've all been making beautiful steps toward your bliss in this new year. Hope to see you all in it.

Cheers, Shane

10 - "For Instance" by Shane Koyczan and The Short Story Long

Piano version of the irish group The Script

'Breakeven' The Script

<3 on Hypem: http://bit.ly/BEhostageHypem

Follow Billie Eilish:
YouTube: www.youtube.com/billieeilish
Facebook: www.facebook.com/billieeilish/ 
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Twitter: twitter.com/Billieeilish

dont smile at me

hostage

Chosen Jacobs - Losers / The Losers Club /

DISCLAIMER: I do not own this song this was uploaded for personal usage and will be deleted if the song is uploaded by James onto SoundCloud. Please look at the original on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAb_bCtKuXg

TheOdd1sOut - Life Is Fun - Ft. Boyinaband (Official Music Video)

(7/1/2021) hate this song now and don't really support schlatt anymore but  here's lyrics, all rights go to nicky flowers and prince zuko. 

Yeah

Schlatt Walk, Schlatt Walk
Gimme that stride
Don't be taking all night
You be killing my time, woah
Schlatt Walk
Gimme that vibe
You be taking yo time
You be lookin' so fly
When you Schlatt Walk, Schlatt Walk
Gimme that stride
Don't be taking all night
You be killing my time
When you Schlatt Walk, Schlatt Walk
Gimme that vibe
You be taking yo time
You be lookin' so fly

When you're walkin' down the street
You be movin' those feet
Swingin' to a beat
Everyone take a seat
Because there's only one of me and only one of you
So just lemme do my thing
I'll let it all loose
Move a little to the left
Move a little to the right
Even when I'm facing death
I'll be moving to the light
You gonna need a day to rest after everything tonight
You be moving with the best
You be moving for the life

Smoother than a slide by the cutlery used by Gordon to slice up a side of oranges [?]
Truly I am gladdened like happy couples who're signing their papers to all their mortgages
Just a little cocky
I do it because I be mocking all these rappers and all their shortages
Talking about perspective
They lost it
We need to check if every corner is for the kids [?]
Preaching from our teachers
From Allen Watson to McKenner
I swear to god they don't get it
I'm kinda sick of the getup
'Cuz money fill up their minds
So it's all they know all the time
But its funny because money and time are both human made constructs
Ain't no different with religion
I'm just kidding
'Cuz I know that god exists
But he's nothing that you can pick
Got a little bit extreme
Gonna take it down like Black Hawk
Made it for the meme
Everybody do the Schaltt Walk

Schlatt Walk, Schlatt Walk
Gimme that stride
Don't be taking all night
You be killing my time
When you Schlatt Walk, Schlatt Walk
Gimme that vibe
You be taking yo time
You be lookin' so fly
When you Schlatt Walk, Schlatt Walk
Gimme that stride
Don't be taking all night
You be killing my time
When you Schlatt Walk, Schlatt Walk
Gimme that vibe
You be taking yo time
You be lookin' so fly
When ya-

I don't rap. I just quack

Schlatt Walk (x8)

Yeah
Gimme that stride
Don't be taking all night
You be killing my time
When you
Schlatt Walk (x8)
Gimme that vibe
You be taking yo time
You be lookin' so fly
You be lookin' so fly when ya

(Instrumental)

Can I play, please?
Can I play the game?
Ooh, can I play the game, please?
Ooh, Garfield!
Let me play the game please!

PRINCE ZUKO - SCHLATT WALK (Old)

Dreamland

Heat Waves

Technoblade x Blackbear’s Fashion Week, not much more to explain here

Technoblade x Blackbears Fashion Week (Rest in Peace, Technoblade)

This is Quackity's song about BBH from his stream

BadBoyHalo's Song - Quackity

OK ORCHESTRA

My Play

ANARCHY a technoblade theme song by Cece Duarte

Wilbur Soot - Your New Boyfriend (8D AUDIO)

Not mine, it’s by Kayana.
I only uploaded it onto here since this wasn’t on Spotify. 

Blood for the Blood god, king.

Welcome Home, Theseus | Technoblade and TommyInnit's Theme [Kanaya]

just technoblade talking about history, audio from bread crumb on youtube!
art by JLemongrass

technoblade talking about greek mythology but with animal crossing music

lia