My infedility and Adolescence

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The story of a boy from Bangkok, Westrand.

The Last: Boni's Odyssey

Whack (ft kill.og_thepoet)

Let go of your hand (Phase 2) prod by J.Dilla

I don't got a girlfriend. 

Okay, I wake up and yawn 'cause my phone buzzing, cuddle duvets angrily like snoozing is not an option, I'm mad because I was smashing Yolanda spooning my pillow case. 

Mucous all on my boxers, I'm thinking bless me and mom soon, a monsoon how I sneeze through the phallus I poke and my whore moans(hormones) in my wet moons. 

'Cause I don't got a girlfriend. 

I wish I'd tell you why I'm super pedophobic, if a girl knew that I was pedophobic then my future hopeless, feminism got they ego potent. 

'Cause I think I need a girlfriend. 

Google doctor I'm anxious about Chlamydia, Lower torso hurting I'm leaning towards bulimia. Gotten prettier little sisters have fallen meatier. 

Believe me I, only intend to lure a teeny a-ttention towards my witty I'm all about my poetry and this ain't even a story you could find on Wikipedia. 

Let's talk about a girlfriend. 

At first, I'd let you roll the blunt so we could talk.
Dry genes hurt my throat so you should try to vega that and bless a fella when ya let the sthila pass. 

What you think about a girlfriend ? 

I mean I don't got an opinion. But if well like hypothetically speaking probably by a long shot and solely on the mere fact that I would never speak of girls, damn I think these muffins are hella great. 

Get to the point. 

I'm tryna get to the point but the munchies are getting to me. Can't even think straight when ya fellas is looking at me. What kind is this ? It's getting hot in here, somebody open the window. 

Well though, let's talk about your girlfriends. Huh ? 

What's that !? oh you got one and you too. I call cap. I know I saw your chrome history and all that. Your data and your condoms running out. 

What proof there is ya got a girlfriend ? 

She says she loves you everyday.  Sending rose emojis, and digital flattery bouquets. Copy and paste to other 7 devils in LA. Seeking therapy from bros about the one who got away. 

Wow, what I should I say ? Fact that I'm a virgin got nothing to do with this, Naw.
Fact that I'm allergic to every cat with a clit, Naw.
Fact that I'm too comfortable, blue balls are a tick how my cock rigged. 

Man fxcc who needs a girlfriend. 

I mean Frank is kinda happy, Slim is: let me ask him. Dawg is you happy ? Suge's lacking, Flow is acting, who really capping ? No disrespecting I'm just rapping to what I see in action. 

Zeal a habit. Hormonal traffic and Pheromagics. 
Incel a bracket of celibatic enigmatics.
What that mean I'm in denial when I'm in love like Mr Morningstar needed cupid to fxccing back stab him. 

Trench coats, them girls too cold, who knows Pluto, I'm way too sexy for all they Bullshit.
Way too sexy for all ya bullshit. 

Is you thinking is too late to find a girlfriend ? 

I'm just a boy I'm not different. Mind twisted. Mines collateral shape shifting. Tom Hiddles. Felines had been the mystery and my life riddle. Crumps of muffin enhance Gretel. 

For now well me no girlfriend. 

I got to settle mom's, I got to settle fam, got to settle me and got to get the bag then get another bag after I get the bag then try to get my mother fxccing self a girlfriend. 

Somebody got to be having a better explanation of why I'm complacent. A pendulum swing from love to hating. The reason a nigga be single is I'm addicted to my self.

Let go of your hand (Phase 2) prod by J.Dilla

Knowledge Tha Sage (The underground jewel)