https://www.full-stop.net/2014/08/27/features/essays/sam-kriss/police-unreality/

Contains voice lines from Hunter: The Parenting webseries- episodes: 
Chapter 3.1 'Big D's Guide to Avoiding Arrest'
Chapter 3.3 'Marckus Goes Pubbing with his Weirdo Friends (and gets in a Brawl)
Chapter 5.1 'Plane Policework' 

Also audio from Batman: Arkham Knight and Batman Begins

All used without permission for artistic purposes only. I swear. Is there a cop behind me?

cops aren't real

'Tell the world a little about yourself. The shorter the better.'

cops aren't real

Melancholera