I tried to make this song parody 3 times and gave up.

The real Sasuke

Tell the world a little bit about yourself. The shorter the better.

ʷʰᵉʳᵉ          ʷʰᵉʳᵉ          ʷʰᵉʳᵉ
       ʷʰᵉʳᵉ          ʷʰᵉʳᵉ
ʷʰᵉʳᵉ       is my love？         ʷʰᵉʳᵉ
        ʷʰᵉʳᵉ          ʷʰᵉʳᵉ          
ʷʰᵉʳᵉ          ʷʰᵉʳᵉ

I apologize to every individual that knows me personally.

The real Sasuke

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