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i was recording kankri's rant and i got a little upset

THIS MAY BE LOUD!!!
It wasgoing ot be Sollux being all bad pickline line thing then...then THIS happened

I tried to do a Sollux pickline thing then...

Kankri/France

Eridan Blooper Reel

Kankri's lecture on pansexuality

Gamzee?

Kankri- This Water Tastes Like Weed

A cover of Fall Out Boy's "Golden" in my Kankri voice

Kankri singing

Kankri

My Kankri and I: Some of our outtakes that got out of hand.

CHOIZEN ONE KAHRKAT

CMRB (Epic FanMade Rap Battle)-Rarity
Yobar- Kanaya Maryam 

Kanaya: 
Have We Spoken Before? It Doesnt Really Matter
Cause In The End This Hoofbeast Is Just XP For My Echeladder
That Mark On Your Butt Is Where I’ll Revv A Bloody Hole
Then Well See If You Contain Gems Or Mere Coal
I Nearly Made My Species Live Whats The Best You Could Do?
Become A Horrorterror While Only Your Ego Grew!
Its The Troll Fashion Queen Im A Virgo You're a Virgin
Fly Pupa You Got An Appointment With The Greatest Troll Surgeon

Rarity: 
Oh Darling Kanaya It’s not smart to go up against me
Making dresses and serving trolls are my specialty 
When I hear your songs I get more angry than Karkat
Just like Ampora’s Wand I’ll snap you like a Kit-Kat
Better call this battle your name cause it will be Grim
Call me Gamzee because I’m sick on the beat like him
Even with my Generosity I’ll give you a similar treatment
My art of the dress has destroyed this tacky Demon

Kanaya: I Don’t Need To Go God Tier To Own You In Rhyme
To Beat A Horse Drama Queen? Of Course I Got The Time
Youre Not The Queen Of Style You’re The Queen Of Courtesans
I Cant Be Stopped In This Rap My Words Are Dolorosa
I’ll Give You A 5x Showdown Combo To Show You Who’s Boss
I Cut Out My Own Lusus And That’s My Only Loss
Do Your Pony Worst You’ll End Up Like All Of Your Friends
As A Source For My Rainbowverage To Fill With Some Cupcakes !

Rarity: 
I believe Green isn’t really your color my dear
I got the great beauty and inspiration, you better be filled with fear
I’m the fanciest of all the ponies, from Blueblood to Celestia
I don’t even need a second verse just to know I’ve beat ya
What kind of creature are you? I can’t even tell
Facing you is like fighting with my sister Sweetie Belle 
This icky little alien will be hurt from all the pain I bring
Face It Kanaya I just put this little Trollian under her bridge




Epic Fandom Rap Battles: Maryam Vs Rarity #4

The sugar-rushed pony, Pinkie Pie, takes on the highblood troll Gamzee Makara, in this battle of light and dark sides.

PINKIE PIE - Riven
GAMZEE MAKARA and TAVROS NITRAM (cameo) - Yobar

Pinkie Pie : Hello mister alien I’m the Pinkie to the Pie 
I’m the greatest party planner nopony can’t deny
This is easy as baking these batch of yummy cupcakes 
Just like your God-Tier your skills on the mic completly are fake
I’ll blast this Troll away with a lyrical Party Cannon!!
To be honest I’m a true friend indeed welcome to my band wagon 
You can’t compare to my Pinkie Pride, this is your downfall
My Sugarcube sweet flow has broken you like the fourth wall

Gamzee:
BeSt fRiEnD, wHaT ThE HeLl's wRoNg wItH ThIs pIe ?
It's mOvInG, sHoUtInG AnD... oH It's a fLy ! :o)
*beat stops*
Tavros: uHHHHHH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
*beat starts again*
ExCuSe mE BrO, i jUsT DoN'T GeT WhY AnY Of hEr dIsSeS MaTtErS.
I MeAn HeR JaM JaCkEd aLl hEr mOtHeRfUcKiNg pOwErS!
ShE'Ll nEeD To pLaY ThAt tRoMbOnE AfTeR I'Ve cOmE ThRoUgH.
CaUsE WhEn i'm dOnE We'lL CaLl tHiS PaRtY Of oNe pArT 2!
ShE CaN CaLl dOzEnS Of hErS, aNd sTiLl nOt eQuAl tO OnE ReAl rApPeR.
AfTeR HeArInG ThEsE RaPs, YoU ShOuLd pAsS Me tHe eLeMeNt oF LaUgHtEr !


*Beat Changes*

Cupcakes : HAHA!! I invite you to be a member in my collection
Compared to your comic, my Creepypasta is a complete  perfection 
You think you have the Blackest heart? but  just look at me
Ask Dashie she knows to never challenge Pinkie
You’ll need to have a Miracle to make it out of here alive!
Gamzee why won’t you go run back to your little hive 
I’ll split you more then all of your other personalities 
Just leave this battle and figure out magnets with your posse
If you think you have a chance against me, you must be in your dream form
Call me Aranea, making you kill under my charm
Are you ready to be chopped up and turned into Cupcakes, Gamzee?
In this rap battle I beat you harder than you did to Terezi!

Sober Gamzee:
NOW... WHERE THE MOTHERFUCK IS MY SLIME?
nah, i shouldn't worry, i'm just going in my prime.
BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU'LL MISS TWILIGHT AFTER THAT NIGHT.
well it's alright, i'll put you both in a kernelsprite.
HEAR THE HONKS, MOTHERFUCKER, AS I BREAK DOWN YOUR WRIST.
shit, no princess was smart enough to expect this plot twist.
THESE FUCKING RHYMES TICKLE LESS THAN BULLETS THROUGH THE CHEST.
since i'm here to smile, the messiahs will leave your corpse blessed.
STEP INTO THE CARNIVAL, YOU AND I'D NEVER WANT TO LEAVE.
it's an opportunity to help a dude paint the art of what he believe.
I KILLED IT SO FAST YOU COULDN'T SEE IT, I'M THAT SHADY.
and the only one that'd ever love you ? he choked, lady.


Gamzee Makara vs Pinkie Pie - EFRB #6

Nepeta Tells Gamzee A Joke

Sollux and Dave RAP BATTLE

ask jonh a question

Kankri to Listener

I will Trigger Happy y9u, slut.
also, completely related song in the background

Kankri Bloopas

Sollux is being mean and won't give Mituna his mind honey. :3

Characters (c) Andrew Hussie. I don't own Homestuck.

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