🥥✨ Ever heard of the Mongongo nut? Of course not. That’s why it’s the hottest superfood you didn’t know you needed. Forget kale. Forget chia. Forget your cousin’s avocado toast empire. This is Botswana’s finest export: a crunchy vibe for your gut, a mystical bounce for your butt, and the perfect excuse to post another yoga-mat selfie with a hashtag no one else understands.

This track is chillwave wrapped in sarcasm, sprinkled with wellness-influencer energy, and blended like a $20 smoothie you’ll regret but still reorder. It’s for anyone who ever believed “organic dust” was a lifestyle, or that eating a nut could change your aura.

So light some overpriced incense, adjust your leggings, sip your beetroot latte, and clap along. The Mongongo is calling. And yes… it’s trending. 🌍💚

Lyrics:

Superfood queen on your Instagram,  
Hashtag healthy — green eggs and spam.  
Juice it, blend it, call it divine,  
Pay 20 bucks for a wellness line.  

Doctor said, “don’t eat piranha,”  
So you booked a trip straight to Botswana.  
Airport snacks, you skipped banana,  
Now you flex that nut — pure Nirvana.  

Not in Paris — not in Congo,  
Go to Botswana and get your Mongongo!  
Nut for your gut, vibe for your butt,  
Clap your hands, give it a shot!  

Yoga mat, fake Namaste,  
Nut in a bowl, you’ll post all day.  
Save the world with your shopping cart,  
Organic label — you’re so smart.  

Mongongo nut, you’re the trend we trust,  
Fair-trade dust in a protein crust.  
Botswana gold, banana lie,  
Eat the hype and kiss your cash goodbye.  

Not in Paris — not in Congo,  
Go to Botswana and get your Mongongo!  
Nut for your gut, vibe for your butt,  
Clap your hands, give it a shot!  

Mongongo nut, mongongo nut,  
Save your soul, but first your butt.  
Mongongo nut, mongongo nut,  
Sarcasm served in a coconut.

Mongongo

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tried to edit some part so it became more listenable :3
sorry for rough edit

please take with credits! ^^

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