Rap Battles

Things I've been in

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Mixed by: Serena

Oofie:
JustGamer, think you’re so tough, Gamer
Selling bathwater to please your lust, Gamer
Got Sam to suck Gamer, got him to trust Gamer
Then you got your whole crew to do your stuff, Gamer
Fired me for being bad, but you couldn’t edit either
Voiced the Zodiac Killer, but you just can’t work with cyphers
So you worked with EpicLLOYD, but listen closely, man
It’s only cause you kissed ass on Patreon, might have to bring it to OnlyFans
JG, well how would J see
When he knows Oofie will leave him slayed, beat
I’ve seen better qualities come from Psytube 
Jealous of his success, is that why you fight, dude?

JustGamer:
They put me up against the humanized version of Roblox? Well bring it on! 
We know exactly how this match will go like you leaked it from a Patreon!
Dressed as the KKK, why is it this toddler can never act proper?
Even now your writing remains problematic, so why even bother?
You should go get your lyrics redone by Benny
The quality has only improved since you left DRB 
Maybe I should scrap this and rap against RNG
Cause next to him, you look even lower in quality
So don’t tussle with me I suggest that you make like your joke series and just stay resting
Against the guy who could never go solo, I think it’s pretty clear “Which Is The Best Thing”

Oofie:
Editing’s crashed, your crediting’s trash
The evidence is that 
You’ll be deafened with the facts
You talk about my writing, but you don’t do shit, how?
Cause when it comes to battle progress, you seem to Glitch out
Salty cause your style’s weak, don’t invoke the god
“Yo Oofie! We should battle!” Thinking that he’ll beat my whole squad
But like Serena and those other fake ass rappers 
I’ll get you solidified as a low fucking fraud...

JustGamer:
Oh that was your verse? I’ve always knew you write by going “man puns are fun” 
And getting meme’d by Dustin is the only time that you’re taking number one
Also where’s your invite to the big royale? I’m newer to the community but even that
Didn’t stop the fact I’m always gonna be more talented than this trashy hack

Oofie:
Wow, you talk Dustin but I’ve already seen you hanging in his basement
Then brag it to all your friends, acting like that’s some based shit
And your stupid Scott the Woz voice, why don’t you botch that thought
I’m getting heated right now: an awfully hot coffee pot...
Your lines hiro-hit or miss, just straight up pitiful shit
You’re just another Zagranis who thinks they’re packing hits
But this Gamer girl doesn’t have bathwater flow, those lines won’t sell
It’d be better if you quit both this battle and DRB as well

JustGamer:
Almost everyone in your crew has completely abandoned you
And it ain’t a coincidence that since then they’ve all seemed to improved
Tried to redeem an old battle but you only made it a bigger joke
“Yeah we only need one take Kyle” You were on drugs blowing all that smoke
Quitting on your own series, you’re complete trash, kid
Learn to take criticism, cause matter of the fact is
If you actually practiced, you could be well established
But the only close call here is your entry on the blacklist
So don’t step up to me, you’ll come to see, ultimately
No matter what aspect, you’ll always get your ass rekt by the JG MC

Oofie vs. JustGamer

Josh Chichester as The Announcer
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Zack as Bart Simpson
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Fel as Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski
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Lyrics:
Bart:
I spend a lot of time hanging around a lard of fat like you cartman
its not smart, man; facing off with bart man
this racist tasteless prick battling me is just absurd
don’t have a cow man, looks like you ate the whole herd
soon this racoon will be more dead than his humour is 
fart jokes are all that matters to this deranged obese lunatic 
and your highest form of comedy is terrance and phillips
do you want your ass kicked, the Simpsons already did it

Cartman:
ARGH! IM NOT FAT, IM JUST BIG BONED!
I’m about to drag your ass out just like your show!
Respect my authority, El Farto you’re fucking done
you’re more of a big fat bitch than kyle’s mom!
go go Jo jo, and fucking cancel out
so you can go back home and have alone time with Milhouse
Go make me some pie you glorified beer stool
What I’m trying to say is, how would you like to suck my balls?

Bart:
ay caramba! who the hell are you messing with me!
You’re an even bigger dick than your mom’s groundskeeper willy
Its like you worked at the qwiki mart with a pile apu that you brought
you want something to eat fatso, than eat my shorts

Cartman:
Well your mom is so poor, she actually watches your show
you’re more of a jew than kyle, Kyle: shut the fuck up fatso
Your rhymes are treehouse of horror-ble but you know whats worse
You’re your alcoholic dad’s punching bag, the stick of truth hurts!

Bart Simpson vs Eric Cartman. Season 3, Wave 1

The Destroyer of Worlds Kamen Rider Decade/Tsukasa Kadoya battles against the Disaster Pokemon Absol to see who's the better being that's rumored to be a disaster bringer.

HyperJacob96 as Tsukasa Kadoya and Absol

Tsukasa:
Everybody has a reason to stand strong and fight
No one can stop you from fighting for what you think is right
But against the Passing-Through Kamen Rider, none of that applies!
So remember this well: trying to fight me is unwise!
I got a flow so smooth, it’s like I’m Riding the Wind
Your defense stat is crap! You have no ways to defend
from this beating! So how do you expect to beat this card-wielding master
when even the Pokedex thinks that you’re just a disaster?!

Absol:
It says I warn others of the dangers that may ensue 
Though I couldn’t save them from the disaster known as you
Don’t need my Future Sight to see that losing here is your fate
‘Cause your rapping’s more bizarre than the pictures you take!
With a Night Slash, I’ll Cut apart this Psycho with ease
You’re the Destroyer of Worlds? You’re just a world travelling freak
who travels with his companions, acting like the 10th Doctor!
You’re more of a Kaito than your friend, but that’s not a Dai Shocker!

Tsukasa:
Compare me to Kaito? Then for you, it’s Diend!
You’re weak to Bugs and Kicks? Those are things I specialize in! 
Your lyrical Taunts aren’t effective without your trainer’s directions!
And with my K-Touch, I’ll Completely erase you from existence!
I’m the King of the Rider Worlds! Strongest Heisei Rider! 
You’re an Absol-ute threat to others! Forever an outsider!
You say you warn others of the disasters that can occur?
Too bad you couldn’t warn yourself that your loss has been assured!

Absol:
You need over 30 forms just to say you’re the strongest?
All I need’s my Absolite, and this battle’s no contest!
Anything you bring up, I’ll Magic Bounce it back!
Say that I’m useless without a trainer? You need your cards to attack!
Your verse was more confusing than as to which side you’re on! 
And with a Black Hole Eclipse, you’ll Perish in this rap Song!
I’m glad your series ended quickly. Everyone found it so boring!
‘cause in the words of Wataru Kurenai: You have no story!

Tsukasa Kadoya Vs Absol - Rap Battle

Joe "Cliff" Thompson as Homer Simpson
Kyuuball as Peter Griffin
Fel as Mr. Burns
garbageGothic as Lisa Simpson

Peter Griffin:
So this yellow fella’s meddling with Peter Griffin? 
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken 
You’re a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz you’re in the past, dawg 

Homer Simpson:
Heh heh heh
Whoever you’re talking to, he’s in trouble!
No more beer; I’m seeing double 
And sure I’m plain 'cuz I’ve been ‘round the globe 
While you’ll remain the Milhouse of shows 

Peter Griffin:
Yeah, you’re big, tubby, but if I were you 
I wouldn’t go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse 
We’re tired of you; is there nothing you won’t put your hands on?
Here’s Joe’s wheelchair- you’ve got no legs to stand on! 
Thirty years?! Christ, you’ve aged like Madonna 
Such a zombie no wonder you crap out treehouse of horrors
It’s been long since your better days but I’ll give you fair praise 
You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase 
Let’s talk about your family--my god, they’re schmucks
When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks 
And your boy, Bart, makes Chris seem almost average 
Lisa and Meg- uh- you know what- let’s just skip that one
Here’s a prediction: I’ll kick you back to T Ullman
Then I’ll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen. She’ll giggity my donuts 
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served, though. Thank you, come again!

Homer Simpson:
You’re not Apu, but you’ve sure got problems 
Can’t expect less from a series that Fox runs 
pretty frickin’ sweet? MMMMM…. That’s my flow!
Since the 90’s I’ve been rolling in- errrrr, what’s the word… DOH! 
I thought you specialised in celebrity roasts?
The only cutaway you need is to a better show;
Lisa, what’s the definition of griffin? 
A creature stitched from different parts. Hmm. that’s pretty fitting
Now go prepare our lunch; we have famous guests over 
Tell me, where’s the microwave? I gotta nuke these leftovers 
You can’t talk about ideas running out

Mr Burns:
“Replace the hound” … “Ok, now bring back the hound” 

Homer Simpson:
Need a show canned? Luckily there’s a Family Guy 
Even from Space, I had more air time
And fart jokes won’t cloud my legacy
I couldn’t even call you Flanders cuz you’ll never be next to me 

Peter Griffin:
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse 
‘Cuz chronologically is the only time you’ll come first 
You got a nuclear family, so how’d ya tan?
Was the jaundice corn-dick born in the power plant?!

Homer Simpson:
And... why don’t you take that time machine from your son?
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It’s shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again

Written by Fel
Mixed by Fel, Adroitwhiz, and Freshy Kanal

Homer Simpson vs Peter Griffin. CMRB

MAUI Verse 1 
When on a trap beat, I've got hook lines and sinkers
Who gets 2 thumbs down, and has 1 extra finger?
Answer? Gilgamesh: Pure evil pleased by ill pleasures
I thought the world's first story would be more put together
But when it comes to heroism, I’m the Polynesian paragon
Island every blow, bring down your defenses like Sargon
Eternal life? Ha! Here's a piece of mind
Immortals start to die by the time you're transcribed
Your shit sheets means the music scene starts off sub-par man
But then I came along to save the day, Hawaiian Sup’pa Man
I chart out bars by the stars, so you don’t have to wonder
You’re shooting straight for the sun if you try to bring the thunder

GILGAMESH Verse 1 
I’m normally kind to new patrons, but to no one, am I second.
I’ll slaughter all that bull like it came straight from the heavens
Thrown out with the bathwater, left this baby feeling bitter
Claim to be King of the Seas but you're the runt of the litter
This domeless chicken better back off, or I’ll do as I said
Place your noggin on my boat next to Humbaba’s head
I’ve been rubbed the wrong way, hot lines? You’re a mockery.
Fish for better jokes, you drag up islands of mediocrity
My Mythology paved Odysseys, to out-prosper your people.
Conquering: all the while you're squawking like a seagull.
You should make like those birds, and be of a feather,
Because being invisible can only make you look better

MAUI Verse 2 
The sun is my bitch, this Ninsun of a bitch will sweat
When the only mark that he’s left is more tattoos on my chest
I'm def to those that don't treat snakes to death, you nap
And lose everything to sickness, from Enkidu to raps
Can’t handle a bath, let alone the floods where I’m cruising 
While you were schnoozing, not even my tattoos were moving
Keep feeling guilty, bud, I’m immortal, you’re immoral
I’m the God amongst a man, and who here’s the mortal? 
You’re archaic, I’m eternal, you take lives, now take notes
Can't cross a river to my level when I go and Rock the boat
I’d say you succeed in your dreams, but even there wins are seldom
Forget the sky, I held up this battle, what can I say, you’re welcome

GILGAMESH Verse 2 
Think you're Shiny but I ruled before you were alive
The Herculean O.G. can’t be stopped by an ordinary Demiguy 
This Sumerian's surmised it’s Maui’s time for demise
You’re less than half the man I am, and I’m ⅔ divine
A Moari Sue's bland character doesn't scare me in the least
So thank the stars that there's better storytelling in the East
A patchwork mess; Stitch’s looks, less brains, more meat
His name was in the title, your Lilo’s the one who filled seats
While you’re hopping about doing your haka, I rule, no debate
Your mana couldn’t even help your game, a defeat is YOUR Fate
Whether it’s women or battles, you're even outlasted by Enkidu
This lion’s no pussy but the power he holds still ended you.

Maui Vs Gilgamesh - Discord Rap Battles

This was our submission into CBRB's 48 hour challenge. Hope you all enjoyed it. 

Jay Gatsby - JustGamer
Tommy Wiseau - Adam

Jay Gatsby Verse 1
I'm surprised a man like you would partake in spitting disses
Old sport, I thought slapping crap together was supposed to be MY business
My plot is twice as complex and it has less than half the pages
Your time as a meme is over, but I’ve stayed relevant for ages
You act like a clown on and off screen, a joker’s got me curious
This half speed bootleg human being will be screaming, “Wiseau serious!”
I'm an American novel icon, you can't attain the status of the Great
I'll make you leave this country, getting beat like it's a drug raid


Tommy Wiseau Verse 1
You are big drama queen, so I am going to tell you something 
All you had to say was “I did not hit her!” You big dummy! (Hahaha)
I used my money to make art you could never achieve
You got your money by making boots that were cheap cheap cheap cheap cheap 
I’m beloved by all the internet, your own love betrayed you
Only time you'd get a following is when George is chasing you
When it comes to crimes, drawing lines, I think you are amateur 
And you clean up Daisy’s mess, no wonder you are janitor (hahaha)


Jay Gatsby Verse 2
I get why you’re “The Disaster Artist” with that display you've given us
How is it that you’re praised as the face for bootleg cinemas?
Don't talk about hit and runs, you've got trouble of your own sir
When the Room was your only success, now you've got Foreclosure 
My story’s esteemed, receiving high marks from all my readers
You're known for sleazy nerds screaming “Oh hi Mark” in the theater 
Want more chances as director? Keep reaching for that green light
I'm a veteran, dropping bombs better than you ever did on the mic


Tommy Wiseau Verse 2
You are on Tommy Wi-show! And now I will explain
You need to stop giving smart readers like me brain pain
I will gat Gatz and leave scene like it was hit and run
You fought in World War but I fire shots like I am Tommy gun
Let’s make this like the Titanic, I’ll be drowning you with my flow
Press F for Fitzgerald, his big creation really blows 
I am still making money from my big box office “bomb”
And I’ve make it Buch-canon, that Jay always loses to a Tom

Tommy Wiseau Vs Jay Gatsby - 48 Hour Challenge - Discord Rap Battles

MatPat : JustGamer
Nostradamus : AlaskanSam

MatPat Verse 1:
Hello internet, welcome to the stomp of this snivelling side-seer 
Who gains his fame from being vague and instilling worldwide fear
You're a hodgepodge of obsolete astrology, an oddity
You're as much of a fraud as the Dr. Oz that you oughta see
I’ll double down on you like the Catholics did your psychology
Went travelling during the plague? It’s a mental Mario Odyssey
Only think you know the future far because history will repeat itself
You could only guess my next bar cuz history will repeat itself
Don't make me repeat myself, you can't bench the French drencher 
I'll twist you like your words in a text based misadventure
Go back to kindergarten and learn how to connect the dots
You'll see that Youtube's savior won't be beat by an astro-not

Nostradamus Verse 1:
Nostradamus, Provence's popular disaster prophet 
Authors the stomping of a COPPA-hit profitless soft kid
When it comes to your personality, you're as fake as a reptilian
Society died in 2013 when you gained your first million
And if it weren't for the clickbait you'd be sans business 
Been spewing hot nonsense ever since you said Sans is Ness 
When 2 strategies clash, you'll get disciplined, you hear me?
I predict your market crash - an economic game theory
Got dough from a Chuck E. Cheese game, literal child’s play 
Only way you could clap back is if this was MattyPatty cake
Les Propheties are here, your defeat will be quick, get ready
Your channel wouldn't last 5 fortnights if it wasn't for Freddy

MatPat Verse 2:
They say you predicted Corona, but I’m the one going viral 
Touched the Holy Hand, then stole stories from the Bible
Plagues and illness hit you twice, now I'm here for a third
I guess it’s a game over for you: No life three confirmed 
My career's bunk? Who would ever trust your plague healing 
From a guy who got expelled from university for drug dealing
You can predict the rise of Hitler with the best of intentions
But that brings us to your sponsor - Raid: Nazi Vengeance
Come at me, I'll copyright strike down your plagiarized lies 
I've been closer to the pope than you'd ever hope to realize
I’ll char this French fry to the ground, like he was Notre Dame 
9 out of 11 hunches you back up turn out to be wrong

Nostradamus Verse 2:
I’ve seen the result of this duel, let me tell you what I witnessed
A megalovaniac boy is left verbally slain 
And for a ditzy young fool, to face me’s quite witless 
Cause I’m owning these tracks, I conduct the quatrain! 
I get visions from God, you get views from brats
Addicted to screens like you, drinking cheap diet crap
All your analysis on film reel in fans that riot on 
While I’ve predicted the pop culture that you rely upon
Claiming "that's just a theory" but you’re desperate for attention 
Want a no-holds-barred debate? Scroll through your comments section
I don't need to foresee how your story ends - you failed 
Your clickbait sent your channel down, now that's an Undertale

MatPat Vs Nostradamus - Discount Rap Battles

Hosted By:
Nightbreaker

Special thanks to:
Carter Sauce
Rap Void
Lxrd Rxninn
GeorgeTheDemonRapz
James Daley
Solum Deus
Maxx Felton
Azia
Mark Cooper
Dalfernious
Code Blu
J-Vo Musix
Big Olibeats
Strafey
Titan Sage

Album Art By:
Matthew Storm

Inspired By:
JT Music

Producers:
BEATFL1PPER
Dinco
Tanger
Bilal Nasir (MiningGodBruce)
Moxart

Mix/Mastered By:
LeechyBoi

Minecraft Owned By:
Mojang Studios

Artists (in order):
N-Frost/Blaze
UBERocity/Slime
Alltime Arcade/Enderman
Jeff Hopland/Skeleton
LCRaps/Strider
GOAT5801/Zombie
TrayeFreezy/Magma Cube
Cuspodan/Hoglin
AfroLegacy/Wither
Nightbreaker/Piglin
Don San Mafia/Ravager
RapKnight/Iron Golem
Zagranis/Pillager
Jvst Rebel/Creeper
Volcar-OHNO/Ender Dragon
JustGamer/Witch
Ninethie/Spider
J Cae/Shulker
First Name Ethan/Ghast
Jay Music/Guardian
Henry Jones/Husk
Jacob Cass/Zombified Piglin
Max Austin/Silverfish
Jixplosion/Vex
Politicess/Phantom
Baker the Legend/Steve




Minecraft Rap Cypher

5 Years ago, I posted a Rap Battle between Voltorb and Bob-Omb on YouTube. That battle became one of my most viewed videos on YouTube, and it was praised more than I thought it would be.  It turned me into some random newbie community member that did a few meh live-action battles into what I am today. So you can imagine how much this battle means to me.
So I decided to make a re-done audio of Voltorb vs Bob-Omb as my thanks for enjoying the original! :)

Same:
-Beat (I was gonna make an updated version of the beat, but I got lazy...)
-Lyrics
-General direction for the voices of Voltorb, Bob-Omb, and Creeper

Changes:
-Voltorb's verse has a few notes changes in order to sound less like ERB's Robocop's singing.
-Electrode's voice is less deep and audio effects are different. (If I end up using Electrode in ERBoPokemon, this is what he'll sound like) 
-King Bob-Omb sounds a lot more closer to what I originally envisioned.
-Overall mixing is better (now that I use Adobe Audition instead of a mixture of Adobe Premiere, Sound Forge, and Garageband.)

[5 YEARS AFTER] Voltorb Vs Bob-Omb - Rap Battle

CHECK OUT THE VIDEO!
https://youtu.be/K_0hlmuPHxo

Video coming within the next couple of days. As always, releasing slightly earlier on SoundCloud to go with the digital distribution.

Tina Mickel as Ruby Rose
Mr. Tibbs as The Mandalorian

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KXWyue0yl6O4z8G1umvsrq-anvWo05apNDq7QTjCPms/edit?usp=sharing

(too big to fit in the description)

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Ruby Rose Art by s0_sm0l
The Mandalorian Art by Blast
Beat produced by Vendetta Beats
Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal and Sebb
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Dedicated to Monty Oum

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