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Self - Embodiment Of Perfection

Happy Halloween! Again! Today we have a surprise matchup that's going to catch a lot of you off guard, it's the titular character from Bram Stokers classic novel, Count Dracula, against the anti-hero of the Mario universe, Wario! Enjoy!

CAST:
Mr. Tibbs as Wario
Freshy Kanal as Count Dracula

LYRICS:
WARIO:
It’s good to be alive, says-a-me on your street
Count on me, I’ll make a bloody mary of this beat
You’re getting long in the tooth like your movies
They call me wah, but the hood call you dookie
Your closet smell doesn’t match to my man odor
You went from a bad soldier to Bram Stoker
Without the blood in your body you’re just a sham poser
Whatchu seduce the ladies for when you lack boner
You got charged for your deathwish (wah)
Dimes carved out your necklace (wah)
I munch on garlic for breakfast (wah)
One fart and you’re dead bitch
Ask the kingdom, I wear the crown in this race
You can’t hypnotize deez nutz to stay out of your face
I’m revving up the motor when the track’s hittin
I could beat your ass in tennis, call that bat-minton

DRACULA:
Cool mustache, Stalin
It’s Dracul straight out the coffin
Now it’s my turn to kill the mic
You’ll place 2nd, turn your road into a Silver Mine
I remain the craziest blood sucker, 
I’ll turn Daisy to the tastiest gut supper
And I make the whole neighbourhood shudder, 
The only jokes you crack are straight from your butt, plumber
I’m rocking in my castle cuz I’ve always been invited
You couldn’t fit your booty through the door if you tried it
And let’s be honest, lookin at your bare bones
No one wants to see your full moon, Wario Werewolf
Your fans don’t care about your 5 second attention crap
I’m less shortsighted than you while taking a nap
I would slice you like meatballs in your spaghetti
But it seems Elon Musk butchered you already

WARIO:
You think you got the crowd, but I can get louder
I’m the center of the party, you can’t get past the bouncer
To save the princess I’ll rampage your Romania
While you just prey on girls #cancelvania
Ram wood in your heart and then Wario take treasures
I’ve seen vegetarians handle a stake better
Got no friends, so there's no one to miss you. 
even your reflection got up and ditched you

DRACULA:
I’ve no need for your fortunes as I feast on your organs
as I fill graveyards with corpses as I leave kiddies as orphans 
And don’t get your witch in our clashes
When I ignite the mic, I turn Ashley to ashes
While I stay immortal, I watch your mushroom crowds burning
Where’d you get the dub from, Olympic Couchsurfing?
I’m out here scoring, you’re never getting kissed
Tried to shoot your shot with Daisy but doh you missed!
I’m in the shadow of the moonlight from my castle
You’ll stay in the shadows, sucking Mario’s asshole

Beat By: JeeJuh
Mixed By: Freshy Kanal
Cover By: Commander Jacob

Wario Vs Count Dracula | GridLine Rap Battles Season 2

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XEylfzORiA&t

Alex M. as Light Yagami
Freshy Kanal as Ryuk
Azia as Monika

Lyrics:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1LlY6bn1NnbLBvAdaOUuu-X1MTQZVaPJgUJqqQA6gzqg/edit?usp=sharing

Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Ihaksi
Coverart Design by Eddiefb
Coverart Artwork by TripleStabber
Mixed, Mastered & Additional Instrumentation by Freshy Kanal

Light Yagami vs Monika - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Lyrics/Beat/Trivia: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1T4OT2o38EuJa1MNCoeyrDh-K1oIeWVxi6RVIW13M5ic/edit
Shimario as Yoshi
Corey LeVier as Sakamoto
Written by MetaMachine, Legengo and GamingPlush64
Beat by Bob Bradley of Audio Network
Mixed/Added Instruments by GamingPlush64
Thumbnail by Rabi
Hint for next battle: "Rap in a Flash"(featuring Fightmarker)

Yoshi vs. Sakamoto

dream vs. nagito komaeda - rap battle! - ft. eric the audible & snakebite126

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https://www.twitch.tv/freshykanal

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Gaming Rap Battles:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6...

Horror Rap Battles:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6...

Superhero Rap Battles:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6...

Anime / Cartoon Rap Battles:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6...

Credits:

Eric the Audible as Dream (audio)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0PG...

RNG as Dream (video)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDo7...

Snakebite126 as Nagito Komaeda
https://www.youtube.com/c/Snakebite126

Written by Snakebite126

Directed by Snakebite126, Shishroomie, GamingPlush64, Rabi, Zagranis & Freshy Kanal

Audio Playback by Zagranis & Shimario

Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

Beat Produced by
Epistra

Additional Instruments by
Freshy Kanal & Musiclide

Storyboard by
Freshy Kanal, Snakebite126, Shimario, GamingPlush64, Rabi, Fightmarker

Video Edited by Shimario, Freshy Kanal, Snakebite126, Rabi & GamingPlush64

Dream Sprite by RobotRitchie

Thumbnail by Shimario

Outro Art by JesseBox

Dream vs. Nagito Komaeda - Rap Battle! - ft. Eric the Audible & Snakebite126

-PRODUCTION/CAST-
RAID: Shadow Legends - Freshy Kanal
NordVPN - Snakebite126​
Squarespace - Michael Stark
Skillshare - SimplyRazzy
Audible - Eric The Audible
Raycons - Commander Jacob
Dollar Shave Club - swizkii
Loot Crate - Fightmarker
Honey - K.C.
G-Fuel - Matthew Thomas

Written By: Michael Stark, Snakebite126, Zawesome, Seth, SimplyRazzy, Commander Jacob, Matthew Thomas, Ultimate145, Quinoa & Mason G

Produced By: raccobeats, Anywaywell, InsaneBeatz, Epistra, Prophecy Productions, Kevin MacLeod, & Kustom

Mixed & Mastered By: Freshy Kanal

Logo & Cover By: Commander Jacob

Lyrics: https://docs.google.com/document/d/13CIRpJEdeQ_zMIzL1bxwqEm-DJzZBzxAfNyWvdVptTg/edit?usp=sharing

RAID: Shadow Legends vs. NordVPN | Live Rap Battles

Happy 6 year anniversary of TRBoCS! I wasn't able to get a video out but I hope this makes up for it! I love you guys and stay tuned for the video release!

TERRIBLE RAP BATTLES OF COMIC SANS
MONOKUMA
VS
THE ANNOYING ORANGE
BEGIN!

Monokuma:
I am Monokuma and I’m your headmaster 
Here to blend a delectable drink to have with my next platter
Bite your tongue, kiddo, it’s way past nya nya time
You’ll find this battle’s like the dictionary, Orange’s got no rhymes
So I’ve got my dukes up 
Flow smooth like butter - Mondokuma
I’ll block your sound like a Deluxe Room
Leave you spinning like a pinwheel pinwheel pinwheel of doom
This orange killer’s the most socially inept in his whole dang kitchen  
Passion Fruit gets your juices flowing? You’re an OJ simp, son
It’s just so sad that you’re a heel, with all your pals made diet meals
In modern times, you can not deal cause now you’ve lost all your a-peel
Broadcasting killing games to leave the flames of hope extinguished
But thinking about it now, I should’ve just went with your show on CN 

Annoying Orange:
Awww, a teddy! Hahahaha, nice diss, bear 
But I’ve felt more despair hanging out with this pear! (Hey!)
So zip it bout your stupid little saga only suiting little toddlers 
They should call it Dangan-romper (hahaha, drop it)
Ayo it’s AO, with the great flows straight from Dane Boe
On the kitchen sink, I’ll be spitting seeds cause I kill the beat, so just lay low
I’m packing more flavor than a bag of Cuties
You perv on kids worse than an ad for Cuties
Your case 3s are the only thing tragic, Koomy
Oh no, wear a mask for his magic cooties!
Your verse is an Ultimate Punishment but all your crushing’s the DJ’s hopes
Sitting and watching the mayhem but all that you’re maiming’s your VA’s throats 
Your little cubs should get ready to write your Mono-File
Cause now you’ll get a taste of my kitchen, orange nya nya style 
In rankings, you can barely make top ten (nya nya)
Like who cares what Enoshima’s loose sock says (nya nya)
Call it orange fever, I’m sick with a diss
So treat me like you and lick up my kids (nya nya)
All your plans to defeat hope, got crushed by a little Alter Ego
I guess it’s true what they say - never meet Chihiros (hahaha)

Kurokuma:
And they I say I talk too much, ha, let’s put this to rest!

Shirokuma:
Can’t stand the heat inside the kitchen? 

The Monokubs:
Then get burned like Celeste!

Monokuma:
Skrrrt
Comparing apple trees to oranges, it’s shocking how far you’ve fallen
But you can just ask Komaru - I’m balling
What happened to you, kiddo? I mean your view count “wazzup”
But your whole crew-
-Crew? Like Among Us? Hahahahaha
-just shut up!
I’ve had it with your insufferable rhymes
So let’s give it all we got, it’s punishment time
When it comes to the kitchen’s biggest weirdos, even Teruteru’s not as abhorrent
Because I’ve been torturing violent knife-equipped psychopaths like it’s just Clockwork, Orange
This ain’t a Jigsaw trap, talk back and it’ll cost you your life
So let me give you some pointers because I’m sharp as a KNIFE
I’ll take your Happy Appy Sausage Party brain destroying channel and I’ll have it canceled
Leave an orange strung up like Hiyoko, ripping my way through this midget asshole
So be glad that I’m putting an end to your shit, buster
I’ll be bombarding your carcass with bars like a body has been diss covered

Annoying Orange:
This is your lesson, huh? Then let me ask this
How’d an AI run by Junko go out of fashion
Today your Fangans are the only reason that people stick 
So treat your efforts like one of them - cease and desist
I left my mark on the internet, you’re a virus gone out of control
Better call you Liam the Leprechaun, cause you’re losing the gold  
I know your mastermind’s struggling to get it together
But hey, it wouldn’t be the first time she was crushed under pressure

Mixed by Freshy Kanal
Instrumental by Dansonn
Additional Instruments by Snakebite126
Kitchen Background by Fightmarker

The Annoying Orange vs Monokuma. Terrible Rap Battles of Comic Sans

Freshy Kanal: Bakugo vs. Inosuke ft. Cam Steady & Politicess

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCdTA0f6KWc

JesseBoxVO as Blue
Snakebite126 as Monokuma

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Monokuma:
(Kick it!)
You don’t wanna go mano e mano with Kuma
Blue, I’ll broadcast your execution to the tots on Nick Jr.
As they’re watching you, It’ll have taught ‘em to not mess with Danganronpa
By chopping it up like Chiaki till this dog has been neutered
Now listen, this bear’s diss bears despair to spare
This pair’s disparity’s barely fair
I’m the headmaster, this teacher’s pet better kiss up or
I’ll catch a body on the track - I got the diss covered
Quit tryin’ to teach kids and leave ‘em alone
They’ll sink their teeth into a show with more meat on the bone
You do the same fetch questing in each episode
All to teach kids lessons they already know
I got the strap, aim an AK at Pre-K and end ‘ya
Put the lens to your eyes, now you look like Magenta
Give it everything you’ve got when you come in to rhyme
‘Cuz for the audience, your verse’ll be PUNISHMENT TIME!

Blue:
Monokuma, our students don’t have a lot in common
For one, mine probably know what an octagon is
It may be true that we both entertain a lot of kids
But unlike you, they’re actually my target audience
So I don’t need to drop hints on your games with a pawprint
‘Cuz everyone that’s watching already knows they’re dogshit
When educating toddlers, you’ve gotta make it obvious
No wonder all your games end with the same fucking plot twist
Just hours of blabbing, there’s nothing new to do
I couldn’t get into your story with a blue skidoo
You’re only top of the food chain to your students, dude
‘Cuz you’re a predator preying on the youth in schools
(bow bow) and you get to teach a class or two
(bow bow) But I got millions watching after school
(bow bow) I’m killing the beat, now it’s black-and-blue
(bow bow) I’m killing the beat, now I’m blackened-Blue
(Bow-bow!)

Monokuma:
If you’re so smart, detective, I’ve got a question
What kind of grown adult thinks his salt shaker is sentinent?
I think if Hope’s Peak was the college that Steve attended
I would definitely call him the Ultimate Schizophrenic!
Now, don’t you go downplaying my fame, are you kidding?
Cuz when I make killing games, my games make a killing
And I would execute ‘ya with burns left to the first degree
But I can’t top despair like when Burns left for his first degree

Blue:
What kind of secrets lie behind Hope’s Peak
Let’s sit down in our thinking chair and think, think, think
Three games, three clues, and the verdict that your fans awaited?
Everything you had created was completely fabricated!
And now I got this fraud wishing for hope 
Because my bars are so clean, call them Slippery Soap
So Imma hand you this L because I’m taking the dub
You just got a letter - I wonder who it’s from?

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Written & Directed by Eddiefrb
Beat prod. by Andy Cooper of Audio Network
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
Coverart Artwork by RobotRichie (Blue) and Valonide (Monokuma)
Mixed & Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat Arranged by Freshy Kanal, GamingPlush64 & Eddiefrb

Blue vs Monokuma - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

Virtual Boy: Spidey Fam
Polybius: garbageGothic
Written by YLFEthan
Additional Help: AdamDRB, JustGamer, Sham, Psytube, Sculpture, HHH3
Beat, Mixing and Arrangement by GlitchDude
Cover Art by Zagranis
Art by Snakebite126, Valonide, LPturtles

Virtual Boy Verse 1:
This’ll be another death the US wants to keep hushed
When you're made the most fired up cabinet since D. Trump’s
Act all high and mighty, your trippy shit ain't impressive 
I’m relentless, give no quarter, cause really you've got no credit 
A fabricated “legend” wants to lose to the best?
Pal, I’ve got illusion of depth, you’ve got illusion of deaths  
Make children die quick and decide to blind victims, shit 
Jesus bruh no wonder you got no eyewitnesses 
I’m Private Eye, you're in my line of sight, I'm killing this
Can’t stay awake, a given when I fight hypnotists 
Your VR game wouldn't exist without me, it's quite fitting since
You're much like your own players, uhh under high influence

Polybius Verse 1:
You haven't learned from your shelf life and mindless hype 
Take a look, and you’ll find, that you died on sight
When I light a mic, I overwrite your slights and weak performing 
This win will be mine in the flash of an eye, seizure warning
Just as certain, you're collecting dust and worthless 
At least when I make heads thump and hurt, it's on fuckin purpose 
Tons of nerds wish to have your games restored yet you couldn't support them
Couldn't switch to Switch, maybe you should take a trip to Port-land
Cutting edge? You're not it, I'm hardly seeing the profit (agh)
Your sales borderline blew like Scott the Woz's 
I'm making players drop dead, you look like you robbed ROB's head 
Made Mario's Tennis, expected you only net losses

Virtual Boy Verse 2:
Someone made a big mistake, when skimming through your Wiki page 
I think they were full of shit saying you had some sick diss plays 
An empty arcade having no lines is where your fame lies 
Thought this square would have cyphers, just living up to your name, right?
He’s famous, to this day people try to locate him 
But up to bat with this heavy hitter? He comes up baseless 
Just a fad that'll fade with the other internet crazes 
I'm the new age bitch, you're not just arcade, you're archaic 

Polybius Verse 2:
You're plastic crap, in fact I'll discard your old parts 
When I leave you and your circuits cut like a canned Mario Kart
Your budget’s five bucks, made with hot glue and ribbons
So many price cuts, but I'm a bigger deal than Oculus Thrift is 
Your players’ hopes diminished and I stay lowkey, hidden yet
I don't need memory wipes to leave you unremembered, Boy
I'm with Loki chilling, what you make, is hokey, primitive
Pruned by Labo cardboard, now you're the one that's rendered Void

Virtual Boy vs Polybius - Discord Rap Battles

* d-david..??#
soundcloud compression destroyed it also finally fnished after 5 years
thumbnail by @mscminus @calamityls and me

YT - soon prolly

LA JUPO VANIA 2

Toji Uk Drill (Jujutsu Kaisen Rap) Gojo "The Humbled One" Diss

LOVELY BASTARDS (slowed)

WATCH THE MUSIC VIDEO:
https://youtu.be/-RH6ChixK1E?si=19ae-m4wrDHOvQlr

GamingPlush64 as Salad Fingers
Azia as Marionette

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Salad Fingers:
Hello..
They call me Salad Fingers - a mad distinguished chap
And i’m not ‘bout to Give Gifts with how I spit in rap
So come into my kitchen - there’s a fish in the back
Treat you like Afton - I’ll stop this kid from springing her trap
You’re not scary or special
Scott is more scared of his perilous schedule
Cranking out games just to carry a threshold
Milking you like you were Marionettles
*deep breath* it’s not often that greed’ll
Turn a christian to a conman to shoppers 
but a deal was offered and Cawthon agreed
And suddenly, POP! went your weasels, it’s awful
You’re such a tryhard, pleasuring off of fright caused
I’d say that you might want some therapy with your (therapy with your)
Silly little wind bar making the player’s lives hard
and baiting out the nightguard like a Jeremy Fischer (Jeremy Fischer)
On Firth impression honestly i’m not that threatened
Not to mention all that poppycock of your story’s connection
Led on and left gone by the retconned wrecked plot that Scott invented 
He left his audience guessing and let you rot in suspension

Phone Guy:
Hello, hello? You’re… Mr. Fingers, right?
You dodged out of the Great War... so it seems this is your first fight
I’ll give you a few pointers, so just keep sittin’ tight
But watch your back! ‘Cuz like FNaF 1 -





Marionette:
-I’m killin’ the Mike. *FNaF2 Jumpscare sound*
I’m hoppin’ out the box and crawlin’ down the halls
A monster on the prowl to hunt you down so best turn off your power, kid
Keep talkin’ out your ass, I’d call ya Salad Tosser
No one’s controlling my shock value and I jumpscare for the fun of it
Whereas it sounds like you’re only rated R with an ASM in front of it (shh)
I would tell you to “stuff it” but judging from your head and limbs
That’s my job, this pathetic wimp’s a living Endoskeleton
A maniac as barren and disheveled as his residence
Who’s lame show caused less trauma than the Bite of 87 did
Lyrics or content, i’ve got the better flow - quit dropping bars and drop a new episode
Call it 4/20 cuz your leaves are getting smoked - you’re the crouton of the internet’s salad bowl
All of that Flash Animation is blinding poor David to proper showrunning ways
Got us all waiting for new episodes like “tomorrow is another day”


Salad Fingers:
Oh, quit giving’ gifts to kids and give some life to your withered disses
Come join my other comrades, I’m a whiz with ventriloquism
You couldn’t police me with your whole database technology
Your rapping’s rusty… I hope it doesn’t rub off on me
The that bars I write ought to hit, but It seems you’re the opposite
I suppose it’s no surprise that Lefty is non-dominant
And I would say your soul’s less free than if this puppet was a sock
You’re just another broken shard that I will lock back in their box

Marionette:
Your familial trauma scarred ya more than a mask covers
The sands of time won’t smooth out all the horrors of Glass Brother
Unfortunate past, and now have no porridge to pass mother
No drawer’s there to patch that now a flesh boy is your last loved one
This lunatic is more crooked than his back and it’s strange that you’d even hop upon a track to spit
But it seems that your flow is just another inanimate object that you’re interacting with
You are detached from reality now and this battle was your last chance
You tried to mend your relationships, but SAVE THEM - you can’t

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Written by Eddiefrb
Directed by Eddiefrb and GamingPlush64
Mixed Mastered by Freshy Kanal
Beat prod. by Anywaywell
Art by Prehistorica
Coverart Design by Eddiefrb
REANIMATED Logo by Mothmancha

Salad Fingers vs Marionette (2023) - Rap Battle! (ANIMATION VS ANYTHING: CH. II)

#rapbattle #sml #danganronpa

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Virtual Boy vs Polybius - Discord Rap Battles

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