GET IT, HEAR IT, IT'S THE HIT OF THE DAY !!!

"I went to the doctor and he said, 'You've got hypochondria.' I said, 'Not that as well.'"--Tim Vine

Mixed, Mastered, and Engineered by Spuster

Inspiration from Diamond Dave, King Edward Van Halen, Alex Van Halen, Wolfgang Van Halen, Michael Anthony, Mark Lanegan, Tom Waits, Captain Beefheart, Howlin' Wolf, Jack White, Robert"Percy"Plant, Emmett Miller, Bukka White, The Stooges, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Eagles Of Death Metal, Nick Cave, Lead Belly, Mississippi Fred McDowell, Jeff Beck, Beck, Godzilla, Batman, El Kabong, The Rolling Stones, The Faces, The Small Faces, Budgie, The Velvet Underground, The Doors, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac, Nirvana, Mudhoney, Jack Owens, Chainsaw Dupont, & Boregard Rippy !!!

Don't die 'til you're dead.--Mississippi John Hurt

''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''

This is the soundtrack to any sporting event/any fight that involves a ring and-or a belt/drivin' down the road late at night/mowin' the lawn/any backwoods revival/campfire sing-a-longs/and makin' sweet lub down by the fire fo' sho' !!!

THIS WEEK'S HIT!

JAMBONE, THE DANDY WONDER SANGSTER !!!

Souped up, swamp-stomp time, Y'all!

Written, Story-Boarded, and Created by The Jelly Lord, Sir Jambone The Hambone
Also Featuring Quick Draw McGraw III
Produced by Hardin"Hop"Wilson III
Co-Produced by Willie"The Lion" Smith III & Pow Wow Smith III
Co-Engineered by El Kabong III & Mighty Joe Young III 
Re-Mixed by Cobra Joe III, The Jelly Roll King

Tin Pan Alley, baby, must be your home, when it ain't nothin' down there, honey, but blood and bones - Curtis Jones, Tin Pan Alley

Black gal, black gal, what makes your head so hard? Like a two by four, in some lumber yard - Joe Pullum, song of the same name

Oh, hell is deep, and hell is wide,
Ain't got no bottom, ain't got no side.

It's a feelin' -- a great feelin' a person has. When you get ahold of a guitar and get to singing blues, you ... forget about that terrible feelin', and you can suddenly revive and you can overcome. - John Jackson

Papa Muddy Waters invented electricity!!

When you go down on Deep Ellum, keep your carburator clean, 'cause the women on Deep Ellum sell you dirty gasoline - Bill Neely, Deep Ellum Blues documentary

"A seal walks into a club..."

All music is folk music, 'cause we're all folks - Louis Armstrong

If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you. ~David Levien and Brian Koppelman, Rounders

There's one thing about this woman that I don't understand. Always go to bed with a icepick in her hand. - Brownie McGhee, Dealing With the Devil  

CURES ALL ACHES AND PAINS !!!

That was a good job too, all I had to do when a lady came in to try on a pair of shoes was just to lace up her laces. But the boss fired me there, said I got above my job - Chris Bouchillon, Born In Hard Luck

Ask me if you want any geology jokes, I'll try and DIG some up.

Think about your future and forget about your used-to-bes - W.C. Handy, St. Louis Blues

If I had one biscuit, and you hadn't eaten nothin' in a month, I'd break it in two and eat both pieces - Yank Rachell to Howard Armstrong in Louie Bluie

'Scuse my cough, I slept in a chicken house last night. - Jesse Fuller

Cards are war, in disguise of a sport. ~Charles Lamb

Somebody shoot me while I'm happy - Fats Waller, on a good night

In a game of poker, I can put the players' souls in my pocket. ~Beausourire

Poker is... a fascinating, wonderful, intricate adventure on the high seas of human nature. ~David A. Daniel

I'd jump 'em from other writers, but I'd 'range 'em up my way - Willie McTell, intro to Beedle Um Bum, Last Sessions

Poker's a day to learn and a lifetime to master. ~Robert Williamson III

Maybe It's Time To Change Your Evil Ways Blues Part 1

No details. Said to be from Little Egypt, Illinois. Proficient-esque on guitar, One String Homemade Diddley Bow, Congas, and Mississippi saxophone. Present whereabouts unknown. Alleged step/half cousin in-law of Boregard Rippy.

"He sounds like two flat tires on a dirt road, tryin' to catch up."--RS

“What I love about playing music (is) because I did my own singing and do my own thing, didn't have to worry about nobody crossin' me.”

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Blind Willie Dunn is the sort of bluesman who, if he didn't exist, seems as if he could almost be made up by a hack novelist. He's been on a chain gang(allegedly), naturally -- in his case, for stabbing a man to death in a juke joint brawl. He has, by his own count, 26 children by five women. And he never picked up a guitar until he was 58 years old (though his age, now approximately 80 years, is a guess at best). Wife No. 5, the story goes, had bought him a guitar as a present, and the thing sat gathering dust until she took off. Willie got himself a gallon of moonshine, picked up the guitar and taught himself to play. That sounds right out of central casting but may well be true, and, if nothing else, the legend looks good on him.

Dunn's hard, cutting brand of blues is about as elemental as music gets. Made with his own guitar and the clatterings of a drummer known only as Foot-Tambo. Dunn's songs are not so much slices as slashes of life. On his albums-- the titles themselves speak of jealousy, rage, and impending violence--he sings about scenes from his long and storied life: women he's had, or wanted but couldn't have; jobs he's worked at; ass-whuppings he's delivered. But this is no joke, made up just for white-boy punk-rock consumption. He means it. Dunn's songs have endured remixing, and you can be damn sure that if, like I do, Dunn thought the track made him sound foolish, he'd probably pull a knife on everyone involved.

"He sounds like two flat tires on a dirt road, tryin' to catch up."--RS

“What I love about playing music (is) because I did my own singing and do my own thing, didn't have to worry about nobody crossin' me.”

No details. Said to be from Little Egypt, Illinois. Proficient-esque on guitar, acoustical kazoo, and Mississippi saxophone. Present whereabouts unknown. Alleged step/half cousin in-law of Hambone Willie Newbern. "I make the guitar say what I say, if I play 'Amazing Grace,' it'll sing that too."--Sir Mississippi Fred McDowell

Brown-Eyed Soul-Bluesy-Psytrip-trance

“What I love about playing music (is) because I did my own singing and do my own thing, didn't have to worry about nobody crossin' me.”

No details. Said to be from Illinois. Proficient-esque on guitar, acoustical kazoo, and Mississippi saxophone. Present whereabouts unknown. Alleged step/half cousin in-law of Boogie Bill Webb.

Thug Pop Rock Neo Nu Garage Lo-Fi Sludge Doom Drone Blues

“What I love about playing music (is) because I did my own singing and do my own thing, didn't have to worry about nobody crossin' me.”

Maybe It's Time To Change Your Evil Ways Blues Part 1

Boney Eyes Dog Washington III