Those special headlines which did not get the attention they may should have gotten ... or not :p

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The lyrics of this week:
Week 40, strange and raw —
From comets green to generals’ law.
Blood rains, meteors, squirrels attack,
The headlines wild — we put them on track.

Quantico grounds with the brass in command,
Hegseth hosts generals, the nation takes a stand.
Standards debated, the warrior code tight,
Behind closed doors where the future takes flight.

C/2025 SWAN streaks emerald through the sky,
Astronomers marvel as its orbit passes by.
October lights shimmer, space magic in view,
A comet painted green like a neon hue.

Talks of conflict push fears worldwide,
Expert says “New Zealand, Aussie” — safest to hide.
UK targets listed, the tension runs steep,
The doomsday chatter shakes souls in their sleep.

Hormuz skies cry crimson, scarlet mist falls,
Tourists shocked still — nature shocks all.
They call it “blood rain,” a surreal desert show,
A scarlet storm paints the earth below.

Oooooo…
Green lights, red skies, meteors fall,
Whispers of war, we’ve heard it all.
From generals’ halls to squirrels untamed,
The world is wild, it can’t be framed.

The dragons awake in the October night,
Meteor storms blazing, streaks burning bright.
Radar predicts it, a shower untamed,
The heavens exploding, the sky unchained.

South Africa stunned, a hospital scene,
Cleaner caught hustling human organs obscene.
Placentas for profit, a black-market trade,
A tale so grim it chills when replayed.

Cali folks running from a squirrel gone mad,
Scratching, biting neighbors — the menace is bad.
Rodent rebellion in suburban streets,
Tiny claws striking with a fury that beats.

Missouri nights lit with neon glow,
A worker stole cash, let the register go.
Fed it to slots chasing flashing lights,
But luck never pays back those desperate nights.

Oooooo…

Colonel’s brand drops toothpaste fried,
Brush with gravy? Fans laugh, horrified.
Marketing stunt or flavor crime?
Fast food future gone out of line.

Oklahoma rumors of robot bird fight,
Law bans machines from poultry’s night.
Strangest statute in the legal game,
Robot vs rooster — bizarre by name.

“In Virginia the generals gathered in power, reshaping the rules at a critical hour,
And a comet lit green in October’s view, space reminding us magic is true.
Experts warned of nuclear threat, safe zones whispered where fear is met,
Hormuz rained crimson, skies ran red, a blood-stained desert where legends are fed.
Meteors forecast in dragon flame, streaks of the heavens in glory untamed,
South Africa’s scandal of organs sold, a chilling story in markets cold.
California’s squirrel attacks in the street, neighbors fleeing fast from tiny feet,
While a clerk fed slots with stolen cash, spinning reels until hopes were dashed.
KFC toothpaste made headlines bend, fried chicken flavor with a bathroom end,
And laws wrote rules for robotic hens, week 40 wrapped — where the madness blends.”

Oooooo…

Week 40 — headlines strange and true,
Rap the bizarre, bring the news to you.
From comets to toothpaste, meteors to rain,
We rhyme the chaos, we ride the insane.

Links to related news:
https://www.aljazeera.com/features/2025/10/3/are-internet-rumours-of-a-comet-hurtling-towards-earth-true
https://people.com/newly-discovered-glowing-comet-october-11820850
https://www.ladbible.com/news/world-news/nuclear-war-expert-safest-part-world-live-935633-20251005
https://nypost.com/video/blood-rain-was-not-on-our-2025-bingo-cards-weird-but-true/
https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.25639
https://shepherdexpress.com/puzzles/news-of-the-weird/news-of-the-weird-week-of-october-2-2025/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZnIVkfl4Lo

NewsHop - week 40 of 2025

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BTS V - Singularity (slowed)

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