The proprietors of a pirate retirement home try to entice a fiesty pirate to settle down. Improvised by Gary Bass, Matt Cowley and Dave Waterman, and edited by Sheila Cowley. 

Image credit – "Salton Sea Beach, CA" by moominsean is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0.

Pirate Retirement Plans

"My Colleages the Clowns" features. . . Dueling Used Car Lots and Low Wattage Rules! Improvised by Gary Bass, Matt Cowley and Dave Waterman, guitar by Dave Waterman, edited by Sheila Cowley. 

Image credit – "OK Used Cars" by KB35 is licensed under CC BY 2.0.

Full Episode – My Colleagues the Clowns

The beautiful memory of missed opportunities. 

Improvised by Matt Cowley and Gary Bass, guitar by Dave Waterman, edited by Sheila Cowley, part of Offramp's premiere episode.

Image credit –  "Indietracks Festival, Midland Railway Centre, Derbyshire - 23-25 July 2010" by craigboney is licensed under CC BY-NC-ND 2.0

Onstage With No Words Song

A comedy audio series improvised and edited for broadcast – joyful absurdity and surreal surprises. "Anachronistic and ahead of its time."

Improvised by Gary Bass, Matt Cowley and Dave Waterman, and edited by Sheila Cowley. Broadcast 2001-2004 on community and public radio stations, and satellite radio – plus brand new archive recordings in 2022.

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