Johnny and Donnie Van Zant
Holed up with Ron Desantis in a bunker and 
Moving sideways
In a full scale moral panic 
Terrified of the lesbians and gays
Now tell me is that Ronnie Van Zant would do
Carrying water for clowns 
And working for MAGA

Carrying Water For Clowns And Working For MAGA

Vince McMahon - If You Wanna Make TV

Ron DeSantis - He Don't Wear The Panties

Lynyrd Skynyrd was a white man
With lots of drinkin' money
Lynyrd Skynyrd's drinkin'
At the country store
That's the breaks at the country store
Some say Skynyrd's useless
Skynyrd may be fools
Play me a song Kurtis Blow
That's the breaks, that's the breaks
Kurtis Blow

The Ballad Of Kurtis Blow

They call me the breeze
I keep blowing down the road
But if the horse don't pull you got to carry the load
Cause the horse only knows what the horse can see
Ain't no change in the weather
Ain't no changes in me

Call Me The Breeze

T For Texas 2063

Sometimes when you're trying to build a high speed rail station
And the legislature won't let you draw a straight line
There's always a way if you have a space laser
But you better keep it quiet about the space laser!

Marjorie Taylor Greene - Better Keep It Quiet About The Space Laser

#lynyrdskynyrd #thatsmell #funwithskynyrd #goldencorral 

That Smell - A Second Helping At The Golden Corral

If you only have time for half of the show
At the Soaring Eagle Casino
ZZ Top has two living members
Lynyrd Skynyrd Skynyrd Skynyrd Skynyrd Skynyrd
(every girl’s crazy bout a sharp dressed man)
Has Zero

Skynyrd Has Zero

Don't Block The Driveway

Sam Alito was a manly man
but on the cul de sac when shit hit the fan
he said Whoa oh
It’s under the bus you go
Sam Alito the manly man
Said to his wife Martha Ann

Carrying Water For Clowns And Working For MAGA

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