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The Cuss Word Song (2x Speed) - Rusty Cage

THE ULTIMATE NINJA BATTLE!

Justin Buckner as Kai
RapsThroughTime as Jay
Zackschannellive as Zane
DarkLink4749 as Cole
SuperThingsOnCups as Lloyd
RLYoshi as Leonardo
TheSuperPlushyBros as Donatello
MCGamingFTW as Raphael
WoodenHornets as Michelangelo

Lyrics:

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!
TMNT!
VS!
NINJAGO!
BEGIN!

Kai:
It’s time to kick some turtle ass, prepare for double trouble,
we’re the Masters of Spinjitzu, you’re the masters of assholes.

Jay:
I’m the blue ninja of lightning! prepare to get electrocuted,
our show made many kids keep watching, your show is so stupid.

Zane:
Jay is right, is your show even for normal people,
you’re just mutated turtles eating italian food and defeating evil.

Cole:
I’m strong and solid, try to take on my lego abs,
I may be afraid of snakes, but I can still make your shell crack.

Lloyd:
I may be little, but I can still take on all 4 of you,
I am the golden ninja, can you see my point of view?

Kai:
You guys are so weak, A can of worms is stronger than you all,
I could have a better fight than run in Ninjaball.

Jay:
Your master is a joke, your enemies makes me laugh,
gnarly dude? nobody ever wants to give a crap.

Zane:
Mutated fucking Turtles! ha! what a joke!

All:
looks like we're going to own this polluted hoax.

Leonardo:
Oh please, man, one of you 1 on 1 me dude,
I'll bring more pain than lego on your bottom of your shoes.

Donatello:
You'll chop up you chumps and rebuild you all again,
We ain't your friends, I bet you guys can't count up to ten.

Raphael:
We actually fight, you guys can't do shit,
we're about mess you up and chop off your lego brick dick.

Michelangelo:
Cowabunga! we’re gonna beat you guys, Jesus!
MMM I’m hungry for ninja lego brick pizza!

Leonardo:
We’re heroes, even though you don’t know what that is like,
you’ll be run over by a submarine powered by a bike.

Donatello:
Gentleman and Raphael, we’re gonna break you all,
we all are gonna kick your asses like Booyakasha!

Raphael:
We are not Kung-Fu Frogs, we are the Ninja Turtles,
we could kill you all faster than counting all sides on a circle.

Michelangelo:
We can win this battle like fighting Shred Head,
after this, we’ll make you never say xever again!

Kai:
Get ready to be burned by this scorching meteor,

Cole:
the only people that watch your show are kids that are 4.

Jay:
Michelangelo, go back to your happy place with ponies!

Zane:
Now give us a piece of pizza pepperoni!

Lloyd:
Stuff your face in pizza, but you could lose some fucking weight,

Kai:
I'll tip your shell, and you'll struggle as you encounter your fate.

Jay:
We maybe Lego or not, but we can still kick your ass,
your show nothing but a laugh and a piece of crap.

Leonardo:
Dude, chill, it's a battle not a fucking ninja fighting thing,

Raphael:
We're cool and kids like us more, we make cha-ching.

Donatello:
We'll shove a Master splinter in your asses, make ya scream,

Michelangelo:
These lego douche bags could only win in their dreams.

Leonardo:
Lego more like fucking go, ya know,

Raphael:
I have skills much better than you dumbasses bro.

Donatello:
We may live in the sewers, but you’re the ones who need a shower,

All:
Remember you plastic spazztics, we all got turtle power!

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC... COWABUNGA... RAP BATTLES OF CARTOONS!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs Ninjago. Epic Rap Battles of Cartoons 24.

Fortnite Battle Pass Song

Agentenmodus“ ist ein gesellschaftskritischer Deutschrap-Track über KI-Agenten, digitale Stellvertretung und die Bürokratie des modernen Autopilots.
Ein Klick auf OK – und der Algorithmus übernimmt Rollen, Entscheidungen und Identität.
OnLinePate zerlegt die Absurdität einer Welt, in der Avatare Meetings halten, Agenten Aufgaben verteilen und der Mensch als Protokollbeilage weiterexistiert.

Themen:
– KI-Agenten & Automatisierung
– digitale Schattenarbeit & Workflow-Delegation

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OnLinePate – Agentenmodus | Deutschrap über KI, Büro-Automation & digitale Stellvertreter

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A story of dominance in darkness. The protagonist thrives in blackout zones, eliminating enemies and controlling shadows. Deep trap bass, glitchy pads, and tense cinematic percussion reflect urban paranoia, aggression, and ruthless survival.

Poke - "If I Had A Dollar" (An Original Roblox Song) ♫

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