It’s the greatest 40’s-noir-mystery-fantasy-magic mashup ever released in 1991!  That’s right, Cast a Deadly Spell is the made-for-tv movie you didn’t know you needed about gumshoe H.P. Lovecraft on a case through 1948 L.A. to find a stolen Necronomicon and avoid the second coming of Cthulu.  With a cast that includes Fred Ward, Clancy Brown, David Warner and Julianne Moore… from the director of Goldeneye and the producer of Aliens!  If this thing had a bigger budget and few more rewrites, it could’ve been the greatest movie of the 90s.  What we got was still a pretty good entertainment value.  With extra zombies.

0:00 - Intros
6:25 - The 80’s Cruise
16:15 - Squeeze
16:50 - Andy Bell
17:40 - AdamAnt)
18:30 Honeymoon suite
19:45 - Kurtis Blow
22:25 - Men at Work and Colin Hay solo
24:15 - Information Society
26:40 - Musical Youth
27:20 - T’Pau and Tiffany
28:10 - Warrant
29:45 - Christopher Cross (ride like the wind)
31:57 - Sheila E.
34:05 - Choosing between next year’s 80’s Cruise or 90’s Cruise
39:50 - Cast a Deadly Spell (1991)

Episode 327 - Cast A Deadly Spell

A classic of Australian cinema, 1980’s “Breaker Morant” is the best Australian war film that isn’t “Gallipoli” ever. Part biograph, part history, part courtroom drama, pitch black in its view of humanity and some of the greatest film performances ever. Edward Woodward, (the original “Equalizer,”) Brian Brown, (who may be contractually obligated to be in any film shot in Australia,) and the legendary Jack Thompson star, and we’ll be talking about it.

0:00 - Intros
6:40 - Viva Knievel!
17:05 - The Electric State
28:50 - Sly Lives (aka The Burden of Black Genius)
34:00 - Twisted Metal (Paramount Plus)
37:35 - Severance
40:55 - Ghosts
43:35 - Breaker Morant


Episode 328 - Breaker Morant

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina welcome anti-aging expert and biohacker Bryan Johnson to talk about the ultimate goal: not dying. Bryan breaks down his "Don’t Die" program, which involves everything from hyperbaric chambers, drinking lots of olive oil, and shock waving your penis.

Before Bryan joins in, Tom and Christina open the show by clowning on some rich guy influencers and check out some of Hilaria Baldwin’s unhinged reality show.
Next, Bryan enters the Mommy Dome and briefs Tom and Christine on his entire lifestyle process, plus he even even gifts them some of his special olive oil. Tim and Kirsten also grill Bryan on some other crucial health hacks include coffee enemas, sharpening your own "sword", and piss drinking. They also touch on Bryan’s Mormon upbringing, his secrets for a better night' sleep, and whether owning a jet is actually worth it. If you want to live forever watch this episode ya chomo!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 803

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:04:48	-	Opening Clip: Psychotic Roofing Conference 
00:07:39	-	Clip: Who Is This Dangerous Guy?
00:08:50	-	Clip: Fancy Trainer 
00:10:43	-	Clip: Fired A Client 
00:12:01	-	Clip: Cool Dudes On A Plane
00:24:23	-	Hilaria Baldwin 
00:34:18	-	Bryan Johnson Won't Die 
00:43:03	-	Anti-Aging Secrets
00:48:58	-	Clip: Urine Therapy 
00:51:28	-	The Father, Son, & Holy Pineal Gland
00:56:57	-	Diet & Olive Oil 
01:06:23	-	Hyperbaric Chambers 
01:12:28	-	Fun Stuff & Tom's Routine 
01:18:24	-	Clip: Coffee Enema Queen 
01:19:55	-	Clip: Rub, Rub, Rub 
01:24:00	-	Shockwaving Peeners 
01:27:53	-	Bryan's Personal Life 
01:33:26	-	Cool Rich Guy Stuff
01:40:04	-	Dying Is Dumb 
01:50:14	-	Closing Song - "Piss On Me Beat Me" by Zach 
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Bryan Johnson Will Never Die | Your Mom's House Ep. 803

In this episode, we bravely tackle the 1967 British sci-fi horror film Quatermass and the Pit—a movie Boomers swear is a classic, and who are we to argue with the generation that gave us powdered soup and lawn darts? We explore the film’s ambitious plot involving Martians, mind control, and human evolution—all rendered with the finest special effects 1967 had to offer (which is to say, not very fine). Join us as we try to figure out what’s genuinely eerie and what’s just aged weirdly, all while appreciating the film’s lasting influence on the genre... even if it sometimes feels like watching a really intense episode of Doctor Who on VHS.

0:00 - Intros
4:05 - Burnistoun (Scottish Sketch Show)
6:15 - Ministry - The Squirrely Years 
8:50 - AWOLNATION
10:25 - Extrapolations (Apple TV+)
22:15 - Quatermass and the Pit




Episode 329 - Quatermass and the Pit

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A hole is a hole, partner! These are the famous words of the modern day Dirk Diggler, Mr. Tony Johns who drops in for this week's YMH! Before Tony calls in, Tom and Christine talk about their trip back from the UK, which included a visit to the Tower of London, where the kids were eager to see the torture devices. Tom’s also reveals he has evolved into a guy who shits on airplanes after turning 40. He shares stories about playing in Madison Square Garden, where Redman, Chrissy D, and Joey Diaz opened for him on an unforgettable night. They also talk CP’s desire for Bauhaus to open for her, Big Dad Energy, and shout out London’s food scene while criticizing Europe’s shitty public toilet situation. They then finally get to the opening clip featuring the phrase “Grippy Garfield”, which you'll have to watch and find out about on your own. They also discuss overweight flight attendants, the Baldwins being cringe once again, a schizo lady in a Canadian government conspiracy, the family cloth, and a hot chick farting for content. Oh, also “BREED” makes an appearance, and Tom is so excited to cover the latest Tony Johns drama, recalling all of his recent chaotic moments. Tony Johns next joins the show and talks about dealing with a bully coworker at Walmart, a scary landlord, and his OnlyFans ventures, including his film debut in the works featuring Alexis Fawx. Finally, Tom wraps the insane episode up by mocking a racist white lady’s wedding speech at an interracial marriage. Wooooo come on wit it!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 804

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:00:52	-	UK Trip, Big Dad Energy, & Plane Poopies 
00:07:20	-	Madison Square Garden
00:13:36	-	European Public Toilets 
00:15:57	-	Opening Clip: Grippy Garfield
00:23:26	-	Fat Flight Attendants
00:29:59	-	Those Damn Baldwins 
00:37:50	-	Schizo Evelyn Montage 
00:40:18	-	Clip: Family Cloth
00:41:35	-	Clip: Farting Baddie
00:44:20	-	The Life & Times Of Tony Johns
01:01:32	-	Tony Johns Sets The Record Straight 
01:09:12	-	More Wild & Crazy Stories 
01:16:47	-	Making Dreams Come True 
01:21:33	-	Clip: Cone To The Face 
01:22:09	-	Clip: Dumb Push-ups
01:22:38	-	Clip: Well Done Ribs
01:23:12	-	Cool Guy Collabs
01:24:56	-	Shitty Wedding Speech
01:33:38	-	Wrap Up
01:35:30	-	Closing Song "I Got A DUI, Baby" by grasskingdoms & Fart Simpson
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A Hole Is A Hole w/ Tony Johns | Your Mom's House Ep. 804

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This week on Your Mom’s House, it’s just the Main Mommies in the saddle — and things get deeply personal and deeply disgusting.
Tina gives us the full rundown on her recent colonoscopy journey, while a slightly jealous Tom has really leaned into his gross dad era — spitting loogies out the car window like an old Chinese man (Christine's words, not mine)  and upping his fart game to unacceptable levels. They also give a brief review of The Minecraft Movie, praise Jason Mamoa, and discuss the rise of low-IQ adults on TikTok, and get into the latest unhinged chapter in the Tony Johns saga — this week included a landlord braw, an hour long arrest, and a little sledgehammering.
Plus, the Mommies revisit the legendary RPC’s Instagram for a reboot of an old classic clip, watch some horrible or hilarious videos, get re-acquainted with the Alaskan Avenger, and Tom shows some wild glove art from his show in Oklahoma City.
Grab your bidet, lower your IQ, and let’s get weird.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 805

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:01:15	-	Tina's Colonoscopy 
00:06:39	-	Disgusting Habits
00:13:10	-	Opening Clip: Enny's Inner Thoughts
00:22:01	-	Clip: Smelly Flatulence
00:26:36	-	RPC: Rebooted
00:36:03	-	Minecraft Movie & Low-IQ Adults
00:42:43	-	Tony Johns 
00:47:53	-	Clip: Soft Security 
00:49:07	-	Horrible Or Hilarious
00:53:00	-	Spring Jackets
00:59:56	-	The Alaskan Avenger
01:04:49	-	Clip: Precious Man-Baby
01:08:01	-	Clip: Water Cannons Are Scary
01:09:50	-	Tour Dates
01:10:44	-	Glove Actually
01:13:33	-	Closing Song -"F.A.R.T." by Billy Robot
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Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805

The Pink Panther movies are part of an enduring cinema comedy franchise, an ever-sillier slapstick human cartoon brought to you by the genius of Blake Edwards and Peters Sellers.  11 films total.  6 starring Sellers. 7 directed by Edwards.  Only 5 are any good.  They can re-cast James Bond every few years and no one really cares, but try to recast Inspector Clouseau and it spells disaster. Oh, they’ve tried to put the series on life support a few times before, but without Sellers there simply is no Pink Panther.  Period. 

0:00 - Intros
4:15 - The Gorge (2025)
10:00 - Anora (2024)
16:25 - Dr. No and From Russia with Love
24:30 - Burke and Hare (2010)
30:10 - The Pink Panther

Episode 330 - The Pink Panther Vs. Inspector Clouseau

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It’s a big week in the Mommy Dome — Tommy Smurfday and Christina P kick things off with a beautiful clip reminding us that fisting is more than a hobby — it’s an identity. That flows nicely into some stories from a Por Osos gay bar takeover where Tom was apparently the belle of the very gay ball. Meanwhile, CP confesses she had a dream that Tom adopted a selfishly sinful life that involved slurping white, kinky clubbing, and hanging out with Charlize Theron. Then it’s time for a call with Tony Johns, who updates the Mommies on why he got kicked out of a local dive bar, his new OnlyFans photo hustle, and his upcoming scene with Alexis Fawx. Speaking of MILFs, Mother’s Day is around the corner, so consider grabbing one of Mommy Christina's latest lipsticks for that special broad in your life.
We also get an Enny story about his dream girl who ruined it all with a single turd, and a deep dive into some toxic clips, some ladyboy goodness, and a TikTok buffet featuring sprite burps, gendered hair, buttered bread, tapi tapi, and a man with underwear on his head who may or may not be a genius. Plus Christina presents a dealbreaker scenario with a nudist and an environmentalist. This one’s packed tighter than a stuffed pet collection.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 806

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:02:00	-	Happy Smurfday
00:08:47	-	Opening Clip: Brolapse
00:18:24	-	Gay Bar Takeover & Christina's Dream
00:24:51	-	Tony Johns Update
00:30:50	-	Straight From The Worker's Mouth 
00:40:51	-	Mother's Day Lipstick Plug 
00:41:19	-	Clip: Different Level Woman
00:45:13	-	Clip: Shopping For Cuties 
00:47:44	-	Nudist or Environmentalist?
00:52:11	-	Enny's Inner Thoughts 
00:59:17	-	Christina's Curations
01:09:58	-	Clip: Gender Affirming Pet Haircuts 
01:11:15	-	Clip: Masked Amigo 
01:13:48	-	Closing Song - "Let's Go Water Champ Tommy Buns Mix" by Sweet Mitchel 
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Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806

In this episode, we take a lighthearted stroll through the charming, not-at-all-horrifying political farce that is The Death of Stalin (2017). We explore how the film hilariously—and totally hypothetically—shows the chaos, sycophancy, and moral collapse that can follow when absolute power meets absolute fear. Good thing nothing like that could ever happen in a modern democracy, right? Right.
Join us as we unpack Armando Iannucci’s dark comedy, where top Soviet officials scramble like cockroaches in a spotlight after their dear leader suddenly kicks the bucket. We marvel at the way they lie, backstab, and perform loyalty theater with such grace you'd think they were auditioning for cable news.
No parallels to draw here, folks. Just a quaint historical romp through a time when government officials said one thing in public, another in private, and loyalty to the leader trumped reality. That’s definitely not familiar. Nope. Not even a little.
So tune in for laughs, gasps, and a subtle but totally unintentional look in the mirror. This is just history. Distant, irrelevant, and absolutely not a warning sign blinking in red neon.

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0:00 - Intros 
7:50 - Michael Noland: The Bottom Line
13:30 - Franz Ferdinand live
19:30 - Telescreens
22:35 - Yellowjackets (season 3) 
24:45 - Ashley Madison: Sex, Lies & Scandal
29:50 - Captain America - Brave New World
39:15 - Nintendo Switch 2
42:30 - The Death Of Stalin (2017)

Episode 331 - The Death of Stalin Is Totally About Another Country In The Past

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Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! Tom wants to have some fun and so does the guy in the opening clip. The Main Mommies also talk about a local news station tweeting a slur, neck veins, broads in space, influencers with down syndrome, and then share some more of "Enny's Thoughts."
We then welcome comedian Brad Williams into the MommyDome! Tom and Christina talk to him about dwarf fetishes, a new slur for tall people, Tiptoes, and Brad's thoughts on the new Snow White movie out in theaters. They also talk about the "Allah" of LP's, short people jokes, the challenge of following Brad's act, and bringing back shame in commonplace society. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and Toks! Try it out.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 807

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Chapters		
00:00:00	-	Intro
00:04:10	-	Opening Clip: Let's Have Fun
00:08:35	-	Clip: Farting Baddie
00:10:52	-	Clip: 8 Head 
00:12:23	-	Big Word Blunder 
00:19:17	-	Clip: YMH Muppets 
00:22:03	-	Low-IQ Adults & Downs Influencers 
00:25:29	-	More Of Enny's Inner Thoughts 
00:30:56	-	Clip: Baseball Sock
00:37:55	-	Clip: Neck Veins 
00:39:42	-	Broads In Space 
00:42:28	-	Nobody Can Follow Brad Williams 
00:49:13	-	Little Person Jokes
00:58:21	-	Snow White & Tiptoes
01:05:55	-	Try It Out 
01:09:18	-	A Christina P Thought & Ivanka Trump
01:18:29	-	Horrible Or Hilarious
01:25:51	-	TikToks
01:34:08	-	Shame
01:40:36	-	Wrap Up
01:41:47	-	Closing Song - "RubRub Song" by DJ BOY BUTTER
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