Another song excretes from the bowels, this time - A timeless classic by 2007 Billy T award winners Mrs Peacock. It's about love and self acceptance. Arranged by The Itch and brought to you in the shape of an intense heap of sexual tension.

Music and lyrics: Mrs Peacock (Dave McSmith & Jarrod Baker)
Arranged by: The Itch

Guitar/backing vocals/lead vocals: Dave McSmith
Bass/backing vocals: Dion Smith
Drums programmed by: Dion Smith

Lyrics:

Verse 1:
I know you're worried about the way you look
Your lack of self esteem shows clearly in your eyes
But I think you should be more confident
I don't look at the mantel piece when I'm stoking the fire

Chorus 1:
You're almost pretty, I'm not too picky, let's make sweet love tonight
I know you're a hag, we'll just use a bag or I can turn out the light
You're not too smart but your brains not the part I'm interested in
You got bad hair, but I won't care once I'm full of beer

Verse 2:
It doesn't matter that you're inexperienced
'Cause I've done this many times before
So come on over here and buy me some drinks
'Cause that's the only way you're gonna score

Chorus 2:
You're almost pretty, I'm not too picky, let's make sweet love tonight
Once I'm in I'll forget your greasy skin as long as you're reasonably tight
I'm easily pleased, get down on your knees, remember to suck not chew
Would you cum really fast with my thumb in your ass 'cause I'll do that for you

Verse 3:
Hey lady, where's your vagina at?
'Cause these sure look just like a cock and balls to me
It's hard to tell under all of that hair
Guess this explains why you got no titties

Chorus 3:
You're almost pretty, I'm not too picky, let's make sweet love tonight
I know you're a man, I'll do all I can to make you feel alright
So roll right over put your face into the sofa and don't put up a fight
And don't pass gas while I'm tapping that ass and don't expect a kiss goodnight

Almost Pretty - The Itch #NSFW

Here to cover classic NZ tunes with as much sass and sexual energy as possible.