I couldn't come up with anything clever for the title, so you get random shitposting instead. This has been sitting in my folder unfinished for a while now, decided to touch it up and finally post it.

Linus stole my doormat! 100% REAL *NOT CLICKBAIT*

Waxolotl 2: Electric Boogaloo
Welcome to my 2nd account cause my main ran out of playtime

My real name isn't Philip, but I'm not showing my real name and things to random people, so enjoy!
All I'm saying about myself is that I'm the biggest Neoni fan ever!

Linus stole my doormat! 100% REAL NOT CLICKBAIT

Waxolotl... but again