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Krampus Sings A Song Part 2

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“Nicht Ich” is a German rap track built on sharp delivery, playful energy and a distinctive character‑driven concept. The song blends Deutschrap with alternative hip hop elements, creating a winter‑themed holiday vibe with humor and attitude. Its rhythmic flow and expressive performance give the track a unique identity within the seasonal rap landscape.
With its mix of German rap, alternative hip hop and holiday‑influenced themes, the track aligns naturally with YouTube Music playlists such as German Rap, Holiday Hip Hop, Winter Vibes, Alternative Deutschrap and New Rap Releases.
“Nicht Ich” stands out as a fresh, unconventional take on holiday rap — energetic, bold and unmistakably German.

Nicht Ich

Finally

JMBRaps as Squidward
WoodenHornets as Benson
Frenzy as Mordecai 
Anthony as Rigby 
Skeep as Spongebob
SuperThingsOnCups as Patrick
Zack as Announcer 

Benson:
I’m past passing the salt when a battle’s on the table
Burning you harder than your cooking when I diss the distasteful
I’m killin’ you on this mic; you’ll finally meet your Hopes and Dreams
I’ve seen you more fired up when you were pistachio ice cream!
Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost’s show’s support is out of life
Cause I’m steppin’ on you like it was the beach or you’re on Strike
What I spit shocks; Rigby! My verse’s wiring is faulty (ugghhh)
You reside in the ocean, it’s no wonder you’re salty

Squidward:
I drive a cheap bargain for a Naive Man From Lolliland
Cause with a Jinx, you flip worth being thrifted or thrown a trash can
Try to Think Positive, because you’re just sore from losin’
But you still happen to be a bigger douche than Susan
I like to shatter glass-domed slackers when I see ‘em!
You’re trippin’ on your own gumballs; 2 in the AM PM
Kit to gumball machines: leave them in a one-fifty Piece
Please just leave so I can play my Clarinet in peace

Benson:
Quit slacking on these beats, pinocchio

Mordecai:
Yeah chill out, dude

Benson:
Mordecai can’t compare when it comes to your rude attitude 
You’re a suck-up, kissed a Krab’s butt; makes me wonder why I bother
In this ‘Fiasco!’; I bring ‘The Power’ to blow a Squid Out of Water
I spit it hotter, your whole verse was dragged-on like a Golf Cart
You’re like the Dali of the deep sea if he’d sucked at making art!
Let me ‘Rap it Up’ here, lyrical structure’s what you require
Serving burns to roast Smoked Calamari because you’re fired!

Squidward:
...Still here? I’d thought you beat it and hit on your drums
I kick a Squid outta my House if he doesn’t take my Fancy-son
The only thing you’d rock is banding with Pat like Krabs for a buck
SPONGEBOB! He wants to be served, Grilled Cheese Deluxe
(ARGH!) This Cheezers sleazeball is making me go bananas
When I Say That Word, he’s lost his hair or battle to bandanas
You’re more full of McFluff than one of your cats on the internet
Your ugly mug’s the World’s Best Boss at Most Likely Sucking Eggs

Squidward vs Benson. Season 3, Wave 1

Joe "Cliff" Thompson as Homer Simpson
Kyuuball as Peter Griffin
Fel as Mr. Burns
garbageGothic as Lisa Simpson

Peter Griffin:
So this yellow fella’s meddling with Peter Griffin? 
This fight reminds me of those times when I beat a chicken 
You’re a bigger neanderthal than the caveman you nabbed from
Matt left for Futurama cuz you’re in the past, dawg 

Homer Simpson:
Heh heh heh
Whoever you’re talking to, he’s in trouble!
No more beer; I’m seeing double 
And sure I’m plain 'cuz I’ve been ‘round the globe 
While you’ll remain the Milhouse of shows 

Peter Griffin:
Yeah, you’re big, tubby, but if I were you 
I wouldn’t go around bragging about being the posterboy for child abuse 
We’re tired of you; is there nothing you won’t put your hands on?
Here’s Joe’s wheelchair- you’ve got no legs to stand on! 
Thirty years?! Christ, you’ve aged like Madonna 
Such a zombie no wonder you crap out treehouse of horrors
It’s been long since your better days but I’ll give you fair praise 
You made steps, then fell down the fucking staircase 
Let’s talk about your family--my god, they’re schmucks
When pit against Stewie, your toddler sucks 
And your boy, Bart, makes Chris seem almost average 
Lisa and Meg- uh- you know what- let’s just skip that one
Here’s a prediction: I’ll kick you back to T Ullman
Then I’ll home-in on that chick with the wig in your kitchen. She’ll giggity my donuts 
Now excuse me, I got a haircut at ten
Ya got served, though. Thank you, come again!

Homer Simpson:
You’re not Apu, but you’ve sure got problems 
Can’t expect less from a series that Fox runs 
pretty frickin’ sweet? MMMMM…. That’s my flow!
Since the 90’s I’ve been rolling in- errrrr, what’s the word… DOH! 
I thought you specialised in celebrity roasts?
The only cutaway you need is to a better show;
Lisa, what’s the definition of griffin? 
A creature stitched from different parts. Hmm. that’s pretty fitting
Now go prepare our lunch; we have famous guests over 
Tell me, where’s the microwave? I gotta nuke these leftovers 
You can’t talk about ideas running out

Mr Burns:
“Replace the hound” … “Ok, now bring back the hound” 

Homer Simpson:
Need a show canned? Luckily there’s a Family Guy 
Even from Space, I had more air time
And fart jokes won’t cloud my legacy
I couldn’t even call you Flanders cuz you’ll never be next to me 

Peter Griffin:
Take that crayon out your brain and actually try to write a good verse 
‘Cuz chronologically is the only time you’ll come first 
You got a nuclear family, so how’d ya tan?
Was the jaundice corn-dick born in the power plant?!

Homer Simpson:
And... why don’t you take that time machine from your son?
You could travel back to when your show was actually fun
It’s shocking that FG came back from the dead
Just to be killed by Homer Simpson again

Written by Fel
Mixed by Fel, Adroitwhiz, and Freshy Kanal

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