	
The Isotopes have been crafting brutal face-melting instrumental rock 'n roll since 2001. These former scientists, and the women who love them, have been pleasing fans with incendiary live shows, tight songcraft, instrumental fireworks and lots of flashing lights. Their most recent release, The Isotopes Overstay Their Welcome on Archive Records, won the 2013 City Newspaper Reader's Choice Award for Best Local Album, and they've been insufferable ever since. 




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