Hi. I am Disorder, or DSR for short. I like both names, so I use both; DisorderDSR. Sounds good too. I like to make music, but nobody knows who I am. It’s a secret. No I’m not that guy or this guy or the other one. Nobody knows, even me. Trust me its a mad weird cycle…

The only way you can find out is if you map the velocity encoded time capsules to the inter-modulated transistors, fully activate the dome tensioner and turn the mig valve to 3.0.00….

Then after you’ve done that, you wont know who I am, but you will be able to travel back in time…..

The sacred toad will guide you, like when he guided paris hilton up that guys ass in southpark…..

When you reach mordor knock on the door 3 times and say loudly “WHY DID YOU DRINK IT?!”. You will meet a gremlock (gremlin warlock interacial breeding) who will give you the answer to life and the key to a dolphins blow hole. Use both wisely and then you, will have completely finished level 3.

Hey, I am a dynamic figure. I blew 20 candles recently. I have been known to design wallpapers for Microsoft and posters for hollwood movies. I translate Facebook to Bengali. I specialize in making ads for companies who employ my favorite actors as brand ambassador. I manage time efficiently. I woo men by designing sensuous display photos for their social networking accounts. I can cook Maggi Cup-a-mania without boiling water. I answer questions of Biz quizzes from my class II poem book.

I am a veteran in love and love being dumped by boys in braces. I love transforming a handsome prince to an ugly toad with red bull wings. I write my own biography and ink my self-portrait so well that my friends think I am a bong mafia.

I am famous for building my online portfolio that manages to crash on TIANHE but runs super smoothly on ENIAC. When I am bored, I love tormenting my gay pet dog. On Fridays, I paint my face pale and try to dress like Morticia Addams. I have given people an identity by twisting their initials in very weird ways. I try my level best to be eco-friendly by riding my boyfriend instead of a poisonous gas emitting vehicle. I am proud for not turning my Facebook account into a selfie museum. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. While on vacations, I successfully negotiate with a group of terrorists who can help me seize a bakery shop. I love to play violin for my mom on cold quite evenings. I take immense pleasure in watching random animal mating videos on youtube.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete coder and a ruthless joker. Men, Women and children swoon over my army camouflage cargoes and Oscar winning shorts. I take immense pleasure in making posters that frighten baby birds. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. On boring afternoon classes I like to fantasize about Tom Felton. I sleep twice a day or thrice. I can slay epic dragons and timid stags at the same time. I die a little inside when the refrigerator is out of chocolates. I hover my eyes on the face of modest salesman after asking whether they have a broomstick than can make me fly. I act sassy when mom asks me to go to the grocery and make it feel  like she is "Terms and conditions" to me. I like to munch crackers when movies buffer online. I am not a morning person neither do like them.

I take my brother's hot wheels and run them over pretty little insects. I make suspension bridge to the kitchen for the black ants. Inside my mind I launch bazooka three times pointing at dad when he goes on swapping random channels on TV. On starless nights I like to watch Asian horror films and walk myself back to my bedroom with all the lights switched on. Last summer I toured Rajasthan with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I drag myself to roller coaster and love to puke on my friend's face. I love floating lanterns vanishing at the horizon. I randomly trip over plain floors.

I read Harry Potter novels irrespective of my age and like to kill my opponents by getting a buttshot. On weekends I like to call the cable operator and have long discussion on their failure of not telecasting quidditch match. The law of physics do not apply on me. I was imprisoned for giving birth to the world's wackiest CV.I throw ice cubes on random people from my balcony.  I enjoy surfing behind a speed boat.

Years ago I achieved Nirvana level-II and updated Tipitaka to include some hyperlinks to wikiLeaks. I have punched the back of ether. I have mastered the art of plagiarism by destroying the 3A essay..

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Erie, Pennsylvania’s DUAL IDENTITY, are proof that a strong work ethic, and a do it yourself attitude, can pay off with persistence.  The band, in its earliest form, began when singer/songwriter Matt Sipple met lead guitarist Chris Hanson in junior high.  In 1992, Matt and Chris performed their first original song live on Rocket 101 FM as a duo and Dual Identity was born.  Matt and bassist Greg Bonner go way back as well, meeting not long after high school, but it would be many years before Greg officially joined the band. 

In 2010 they recorded their debut album Lust To Dust, in Matt’s home studio.  The album had a post 90’s modern rock feel throughout, and despite the steep learning curve, it got everyone excited enough to want to give it another go and record an even better second album.

Their second self-recorded album Get Up (2012) took on a modern rock sound that was infused with a mild country crossover sound.  Many were surprised with the country infusion since everyone in the band has a solid rock background, drawing on a wide range of musical influences from The Beatles and The Police, to Cheap Trick and Toad The Wet Sprocket.  The band attributes the mild country crossover sound to the extensive use of acoustic guitars during the writing process.
  
In 2013, while searching for a record producer for their third album, they sent English engineer/producer Stuart Epps (Elton John, Bill Wyman, The Firm, Twisted Sister) their first two albums in an effort to gain his interest in producing their next album.  Not only was Stuart interested, but he handpicked seven songs from the first two albums, remixed them and added a few of his own touches, resulting in the EP Second Time Around.

The band’s third studio album, Stand (2014), produced by Stuart Epps, and recorded at Prism Studios in Stoke-on-Trent, England, is not a direct continuation of the “rock with a slight country crossover” sound, but an evolution of that style.  
Stand branches out into new territories with more complex arrangements and sounds.

The band is hoping that Stand will gain major label interest, but in the meantime they are focused on college and independent radio stations.  The band will be playing up and down the east coast as much as possible throughout the remainder of the year.

Ask anyone in the band why the do what they do and you will get the same response.  “We all just really love what we do and have an undying passion for music.  We intend to continue writing and playing until it is no longer possible.”  


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Franz: Lead Vocal/Moog/Drums
Igor: Lead Vocal/Rythm Guitar
Morwan: Bass/ Back Vocals
Thierry: Lead Guitar/Back Vocals

I get no kick from champagne
Their alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
So tell me why shouldn't it be true?
I get a kick out of brew
There is only one beer left
Rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf
Tempt me, do a number on the label
Eat up all their MC's and drink 'em under the table
Like it's on me, put it on my tab, kid, however you get there
Foot it, cab it, iron horse it, you leaving on your face forfeit
I crush the mic hold it like the heat he might toss it
Told him tell they stole it, he told her he lost it
She told him get off it and a bunch other more shit
Getting money, DT's be getting no new leads
It's like he eating watermelon, stay spitting new seeds
It's the weed, give me some of what he's drooping off
Soon as he wake up choking like it was whooping cough
The group been soft, first hour at the open bar and their trooping off
He went to go laugh and get some head by the side road
She asked him to autograph her derriere, it read
To wide load, this yard bird taste like fried toad
Turned love villain take pride and code words
Crooked eye mold nerd geek with a cold heart
Probably still be speaking in rhymes as an old fart
Study how to eat, to dine by the pizza guy
No, he's not too fly to skeet in a skezzer eye
And squeeze her thigh, maybe giver her curves a feel
And the same way she feel it when she flow with nerves of steel
They call him super when they need their back or plumbing fixed
Powers only one left, the pack comes in six
Whatever happened to two and three
A hood tried to slide with four and five and got caught
Like, what you doing G?
Don't make 'em have to get cutting like truancy
Matter fact not for nothing right now you and me
Looser than a pair of Adidas, I hope you bought your spare tweeters
MC's sound like cheerleaders
Rapping and dancing like Red Head Kingpin
Dude, can we do this thing again no matter how be blinging
You do it for the smelly hubbies
Seeds know what time it is like it's time for Telletubbies
Few can do it, even fewer can sell it
Take it from the dude who wears mask like a tarded helmet
He plots shows like robberies
In and out, one, two, three, no bodies please
Run the cash and you won't get a wet sweatshirt
The mic is the shootie, nobody move, nobody get hurt
Bring heat, like the boy I'm going to war
Came in the door and everybody on the floor
A whole string of jobs like we are on tour
Every night on the score coming to your corner store

Tshepo Mokoto ( born 13 January 1998 ) , better known by his stage name " Hope Tee ", is a South
African upcoming rapper and a song writer. He is better known by his debut hit single "Bona Ke Etsang" . Hope Tee is currently signed to "Young Entertainment Production" a south African independent record label. Hope Tee was born in Kagiso , a major township in the Gauteng province , in South Africa and he later moved permanently in mafikeng, in the North west province to attend high school.

Hope Tee started to rap in 2014 , in high school when he was only 16 years old in his tenth grade and he preformed on the stage for the first time at the age of 17 years at Redibone Sec School beauty contest show.In 2016 Hope Tee and his friends formed a rap crew called " Nostalgic Clique " , which was run by Five members Fizz , Aecy Stega , Vince, Moleon & Hope Tee. The crew managed to release their biggest smash hit called 
" Ma- dibas " featured LT Mon and the single managed to get positive feedbacks from the fans and was arguably the biggest local release of 2016. The crew had high hopes and were waiting to be discovered, unfortunately things didn't go well after they finished their matric because some members decided to take a gap year , some went to varsity to study music, so they ended up going separate ways.

In 2017 Hope Tee decided to come back and stay permanently in the city of Gold Gauteng , just to push himself musically. Hope Tee decided to release his first single titled "Bona Ke Etsang"and the single was well received , he even got the opportunity to perform the song at " Just Hip Hop Show " at Chaffpozzy , in his hood Kagiso. After " Bona Ke Etsang", he released his second single titled " Everyday" which features KING TOAD. In December 2017 he met a young talented rapper called DMP and they released a song together titled "So different" 

In May 2018 he met and joined a well - known Hip hop crew called " Hit Squad " .The crew was full packed by young talented musicians, producers and hip hop dancers. Mic-killer the CEO and founder of the crew dropped a single titled " Been Through " featuring King Rhymes and Hope Tee and the single was one of the greatest hits around West Rand (Kagiso).They performed the song in different top places around their hood and the song was loved by every crowd they met. 

In January 2019 he got a recording deal and signed under the independent recording label called " Young Entertainment Production " , and since he joined the label he is gaining more recognition and getting more gigs from his hood and outside his hood.He now performs at school pageants, talent shows, Street bashes and local festivals.
He's currently busy with his upcoming Mixtape titled " Kukhala Sam", which is set to release soon probably this year around November .The Mixtape comes with 12 tracks and it features different doppest talented rappers around West Rand and his latest track was released on the 19th April 2019 , the song is titled "Fede Moja " and the song will be included on his upcoming project titled " Kukhala Sam ". 

For more information you can Visits his Facebook Fan page - HOPE TEE SA

And please Fam don't forget to like and share the page, your support will be highly appreciated..

Thank you very much for using your crucial time to read about me , it really shows me that you're the real fan and you do believe in me.

Written by : Tshepo Mokoto (HOPE TEE)

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Here's our story 
RED HOT BLUES CATZ
1999 through 2013
The Red Hot Blues Catz band was originally formed in 1999 under the direction of lead guitarist and singer/song writer Ed (“Cat Daddy”) Hayslett. Ed’s musical back grown started with his first guitar in 1968. He was quickly drawn to the blues and started studying from the legends back then. Over the years Ed has shared the stage with National acts such as: Koko Taylor, The Lamont Cranston Band, Matt Guitar Murphy, John Hammond Jr. to name a few.

The original band was formed as a Father & Son Blues Rock project created by Ed & son Justin then in high school. The desire of the band was to provide a hobby and share a love of music between father and son. Within two year the band was playing over 40 shows a year and released two CD’s.
Despite its success and critical acclaim, the original Red Hot Blues Catz disbanded in the summer of 2003, shortly after the release of the band’s second CD entitled “Look What the Catz Drug In,” due to differences in musical direction of the individual band members, not to mention Justin going off to Collage in Sydney Australia.

Following the breakup of the band, Cat Daddy went on a musical journey that took him to Australia, Japan, and twice to Russia. With a renewed heart and spirit, Leader Ed Hayslett re formed the Red Hot Blues Catz band in 2005 with musicians and vocalists Cat Daddy became acquainted with through his travels.

“A number of the new Catz will never forget the night we played the blues in a nightclub in Moscow and invited locals to come up and jam with us”. There is something amazing about the universal language of music”. 

The 2005 version of RHBC In addition to Ed Hayslett, the new Catz included Gabriel Gonzales (vocals), Steve Sides (guitar), Billy Allen (mouth harp), Brad Ruptak (drums), Brenda Carruth (vocals) and Mark Lane (bass guitar). The synergy of the new Red Hot Blues Catz was evident in their musical and vocal abilities as well as their obvious friendships on stage, 
In April of 2012 vocalist Brenda Carruth lost her battle with cancer. My musical sister is so missed but it feels like her spirit is right my side whenever we take the stage! 
After taking time out to morn the loss of our dear friend and band member the Catz have regrouped. The current 2013 version of the group consists of Ed Hayslett, Lead Guitar and leader, Gabe Gonzalez, Lead Vocal, Larry Behl, Bass guitar, Robert Pyon, Drums, percussion from the original Catz  & new guest member Craig Fisher, Keyboards.

The Catz have appeared four times at the Summerset Festival in Littleton, CO, and they have also been featured at the Blues on Blake Club, the Blue Moo’d Lounge, the Toad Tavern, and at Herman’s Hideaway, The Little Bear, Oscars Blues, Denver Hard Rock Café, The Taste of Colorado, Denver’s Peoples Fair, The Buffalo Rose in Golden along with a number of large outside concerts across Colorado. We pride ourselves on high energy shows and  good times when we take the stage!!

So, hang on for what is ahead for these Catz, ‘cause they’re gonna rock your world!

-- Ed “Cat Daddy” Hayslett

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