Happy Halloween y'all! We've finally come back with a full battle for the holiday season! Today we have the classic serial killer, Michael Myers, pitted against legendary actor and comedian, Mike Myers! Enjoy!

CAST
Mr. Tibbs as Michael Myers
Zawesome as Mike Myers

LYRICS
MICHAEL
Happy Halloween, All Hallows’ Eve 
When Michael’s on the scene, all who follow dream
Of the precedent, the legacy I carried on my back
That no goalie or roasty toasty ghostie can try to match
While your legacy was capped by some animated trash
Meant to latch and piggyback off a better studio
Can’t make another movie though, got moody, ask the cast
This cat is a bat shit hack
With the hat trick of bad flicks crashin’ your whole career
It won’t move as slow as me when the ends near
And with Shrek in the rear view mirror, you fell flat
Plus your improv isn’t funny, didn’t laugh

MIKE
Mr. Powers, there’s no room for you, I’m afraid
If you’re looking to “spit sick” it’s too late
I’ve sent a killer on the mic to “kill you” quick
Well I’m afraid, Doctor, he can’t spit. Well shit.
So let’s use some hindsight, are you really that iconic?
It’s hard to find a “Best” list with even your first movie on it
And it’s not like there’s new hits, by like your sixth, it’s all hollow
But no matter how bad the new flicks blow, shit follows
Like sure you’re the basis for the rest, now you’re a joke, a mess
Just a silly bitch, comedic fluff at best
I speak for a generation, it’s mean, but it’s gotta be said
I beg, after this time, stay fucking dead

MICHAEL
Made cherished characters, the love grew without you
Became sellouts too, then they fell out too
Boxed up in the attic, you tried to go dramatic
Then proceeded to shit out movies in the discount rack, it’s
Pathetic, you has been neurotic nutcase on your last grace
Shrek rose from the grave, letting you save yellow face
No matter the timeline, I can never be stopped
Just like how you'll always make classic films... Not.

MIKE
It’s quite sad when an indie series sells out for a buck
Cuz your new stuffs like Pizza Hut, they fucking suck
Let’s be real, the classics are trash, there’s no flash, pizzaz
For the gashing, blood splashing, supposed to be cool slashing
Career revered, look at my shelf, I got gold
No longer fun, collects dust on the shelf, You got old
Because you’re boring! Relevance tied to Youtube rants!
Your rhymes have become tiresome! Now ve dance!

Cover Art by Commander Jacob
Mixed and Mastered by Freshy Kanal

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Watch the battle on YouTube: https://youtu.be/-AS7ppwvFvA

► CREDITS:

Theme Park Avenue as Slope Dude

Luke Reardon as The Abominable Snowman

Written by Theme Park Avenue

Slope Dude Art by Valonide

Abominable Snowman Art by BMB

Beat Prod. by Diamond Style

Mixed by Nikki

Thumbnail by LimJJ

Slope Dude Vs The Abominable Snowman. PowerPoint Rap Battles

TheMonarchy as RGB
ZXY as Mr. Puzzles


Crew
Beat by Sinima Beats
Mixed by Trav Shark
Written by Trav Shark
Additional writing help by aepuns, AngelicWarrior, DJBalloonz, ZXY
Art by Trav Shark
Thumbnail by Trav Shark


RGB:
RGB here to bring the beat on your steel
I'm not here for a job, I'm just here to keep it real
Are you a monster? We're not on the same set 
Call you Michael Bay by pulling the same entertainment

Let's play chess, that’ll probably get you on
Considering you treat everyone as your little pawns
Never seen someone insecure to save face
Just to be a SMASH HIT on the picture box for they're taste

Your dad's right, you really have no creativity 
Your World of Make Believe is full of plagiarized activity
You're just the outlaw with the hell that you brought
Unlike the sheriff, you can only handle One-shot 

Now what kind of telly receives terrible reception?
Even after seeing flaws, he shows no redemption
Wanted someone Leggy, now that's a feet obsession 
Just stick to friending rocks if you want better acceptance


Mr. Puzzles:
Greetings, didn't see your name on the cast list
That's fine, cuz like attempts: you won't last this
Really got the rap keys to help you take the lead
Only to have the police come and give you a beat

Who needs heroes? I'm the only star on set
I have five of them, but it seems you're the “marked” object
Hero's got you hanging; anger's got her wrapped
But she's got the hole in her heart when the branch snapped

A swing of your cane and I'll cut your head
Better read the room, you're bleeding infrared
Peter Pan's gotten Negative; he's not the tougher man
Cuz the dreams he smoked are his acid trip to Neverland 

Got the stink eye from your lover with no confess
Even your short extension cord in her output can't impress
Got you binge watching on what you made as goners
You'll always be a scammer with how you Rob her


RGB:
Such a failure, you need people on lock strains
Why even make sense? all you do is rot brains
Seems the Sans really slipping through your very best
Cuz you're bound to this earth to never leave the Ness

You're only great with two roles: a TV and a fool
Unlike the dummy who's always cast as every animal
You're stuck in the past, you've let your amusement go
It's time to knock you off the air and end the Truman Show 

Here's the puzzle: is he someone we should fear? 
(Mr. Puzzles: What?)
Video killed this video star, it should be pretty clear 
(Mr. Puzzles: Wait that's not-)
Quarantined himself cuz his life already spiked
(Mr. Puzzles: Stop it)
So as he's flipping the channels, I'll be flipping the mic
(Mr. Puzzles: ENOUGH!)


Mr. Puzzles:
Why'd you stop? My opponent got cold feet?
Or maybe I'm one of his nightmares on full screen
Maybe if he achieves his goal, he'll let us be
Until then, he's only headlining for LSD

To me, you're the worst one and just lack a fight
Don't take my word, you said it in black and white
Everyone thinks your worthless when you walk on the street
Maybe eat some iron to burn off that acting degree

The screen’s cut to black, it's time to Dial back
Had lots of fun, but your mic hates your vile rap
With all the beating you take that get you rough dry
We should really do this again sometime

Mr. Puzzles vs. RGB ft. TheMonarchy & ZXY

Today’s #MusicalMinute could easily have been called ‘Autumnal Dance’ — it has a folky parade feel.  One of the things that I like to focus on is how much variety can be found within constraint.  Ultimately, it boils down to our imaginations, and how we respond to circumstances beyond our control.  Most of the time I like to concentrate on the adventure to be had.  What do you think of this approach?

Imagine Lifetimes Game -- Dreadfully Deadly

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