Host Pat McKay's attempt at a pandemic-themed self-help podcast is sabotaged by interruptions from his high-school-aged sound engineer, his podcast lawyer, and a variety of uncooperative guests.

I’m a educated fool with money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out gangsta, set trippin' banger
And my homies is down so don't arouse my anger
Fool, death ain't nothin' but a heart beat away
I'm livin' life do or die, what can I say?
I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?

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