Audio is from Eclipse and Lunar Show aka Sun and Moon show

Lunar sings I’m Blue (Eclipse and Lunar Show)

RE RE RE REMIX! I'm much happier with this project now! It's two of the most iconic orange cats with a love for layered foods duking it out in this episode of Quizzical Quarrels!

SIR Rap Battles as Stampy
UBERocity as Garfield

Written by Quizzique

Mixed and Arranged by Serena
Beat by Anywaywell

Art by Grasman
Thumbnail by Quizzique

Special Thanks to Fightmarker, RaccoonBroVA, GnomeYT and YLFEthan

LYRICS:

Stampy (0:09)
Hello, this is Stampy, and welcome to a let’s play vid
Today we’re against the scrap pages of Jim Davis
Your schtick is being lazy? That’s mundane
Not feeling up to battling? Must be a case of Mondays!

Your owner’s Jon, but your plot points Aren’t-Buckled
Seems your continuity has Garfield Kart-trouble
Since 2012, I’ve been on that Minecraft star hustle
Born in ‘76, and yet you’ve fallen to a Paws struggle

From Murray to Pratt, you’ve an array of casts
But with your production rights, away they’ve been passed
Sony, Fox, Paramount, and plastered on newspapers
This sellout amounts to having mastered reduced labor

And you’re the comic Guinness backs? I must really need a break
Eat you in minutes on this track as if you were a piece of cake
There are limits that I lack, fighting googlies I attack
Sic my dogs onto your back, since I know they make you quake

Garfield (0:47)

Yawn About time you wrapped up your verse
Ehh, I’ve heard worse, but now allow me to converse
Try to keep viewers immersed, but all your content is rehearsed
You wanna leave a mark on YouTube? Try to Hit the Target first

You sure run a Lovely World with all the helpers you’ve locked out
Man, you’re filled with even more crap than your dog house
Speaking of dogs, you’ve got too many to handle
Left some more dead than a Minecrafter’s channel

You used to be a hit, anyone can attest
Then you took a harder hit than you did with Wonder Quest
Think you’ve got fans on your pages? Be realistic, kid
The ink is going hard on mine like a ballistic squid

Now I’ll be taking names like we’re in the Love Garden
Lost memories are the only thing that heart’s guardin’
I’ve got one last thing that I need to tell you, dude
I bet Lee only left so he could hand the L to you

Stampy (1:24)
Don’t you dare threaten my canines, or else when the dust settles
You’ll be in the ground like you were some love love petals!
So you'd better quit the meddlin' with this MC veteran
I’ll cut your story short, like your show moved to Nickelodeon

If we’re talking dogs, you sure treat Odie like a rough one
No denying that this bully left him half his legs to walk on
If you keep sleeping in, you’ll be a zombie in this ordeal
Not even bone meal can bring your rep back from Gorefield

Entertaining kids for years, still at the peak of my genre
Your three-panel plots are cheesier than your lasagna
You’re impressing no one from that bed in which you’re comfortably curled
So make like Veeva: Dash the hell out of my Lovely World

Garfield (1:53)
Jeez, that writing was even worse than your book’s, chum
You’re looking Fidgety ‘cause that’s where you took your looks from
Your comedy’s more childish than all of Minecraft’s players
I like my comics like I like my lasagna: with layers!

Looking timid on the stage, why the Stampylongface?
You look like you in Story Mode: wrong time, wrong place
Started in FPS, but like your noms it’s only blanks you shoot
Look at the margins, and I’d bargain that you’re yesterday’s news

Write a better script for viewers if you’re hoping they’ll subscribe
I’m spitting fire on my papers like I’m smoking from a pipe
Not even Pooky likes this showman that was once an inspiration
But I guess the limit really was your imagination (Zzz)

Garfield vs Stampy Cat | QUIZZICAL QUARRELS [REDUX] (feat. SIR Rap Battles and UBERocity)

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casey william as opila bird
dilly as atari e.t.

written by dilly, casey william, 3ple
additional writing by m!cah
mixed by casey william
beat prod. by casey william
art by 3ple and anangrypenguin
cover art by shimario
series logo by timelord

this series is a tribute to epic rap battles of history.
https://www.youtube.com/user/ERB

Opila Bird vs. Atari E.T. - Rap Battle! (2023)

Two Swords [An Empires SMP Original Song] -  by Grymm

Emotional (creamay/badboyhalos song/dsmp)

"Prove It" Warrior Cats - Swiftpaw

Daisies Cover Español [Prueba 2]

Song by: Caleb Hyles & Black Gryph0n
    
Vox singer: GlitchecalKatt 
 
Feature Alastor singer: HPKritical
  
Artwork: GlitchecalKatt
    
Mixing by: GlitchecalKatt & HPKritical
  
Mastering by: GlitchecalKatt

The Other Side [Alastor & Vox Version] (featt. HPKritical)

I do not own this

Orignial - https://youtu.be/htbVCkXdPoo?si=JPTxXXcLJ4o-SkLT

Invisible (Full Song) MLP Equestria Girls Forgotten Friendship

When I wake up, I don’t wanna
Face the mirror, I'm a goner
Fake my cool, my chest gets hotter
It burns like soda in my veins
Missed that moment, lost that dollar
Scuffed up ego, hot on the collar
Buzzin’ head, where's the gain?
Nobody’s driving me sane

You talk slick, I can’t stand it
Go ahead, tear your bandage
You just want to drag my name
While I cave in, you play savage
God, I hate it — but I manage
You make me sort of enjoy the pain

I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna
Wake up feelin’ like a fake, oh
I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna
Wake up - next to my mistakes, no
I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna
Lose my place or lose my grip
I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna
Wake up - just to exist

Keep on loopin’, thoughts keep shootin’
Half alive and half rebootin’
Hold my breath like it’s a stunt
Play that role and keep disputin’
Truth’s diluted, mind’s polluted
Choke me gently, call it blunt

You're so proud, I can’t mute it
Tear me down and refute it
You make me want to burn places I've seen
But I still stay, barely rooted
Freaking out, wired, deluded
You make me wanna claw through my screen

I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna
Wake up feelin’ like a fraud, oh
I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna
Wake up prayin’ - oh my god, no
I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna
Keep losing sleep I can’t recall
I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna
Keep being your light in the hall

Told myself that it gets better
But I’m still taped up with tether
Every day I come undone
Take my face off, switch the weather
If I break, well, call it clever
Say I ran — but I never run

I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna
Wake up stitched into a mask, oh
I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna
Rehearse answers, you never ask, no
I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna
Chase the lines that they made bleed
I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna
Wake up just to not succeed


I Don't Wanna

theirs a good reason these tables are numbered honey you just haven't figured it out yet

Lucious Thomas (AKA)
GlitchecalKatt` is a 19-year-old musician/
producer/
singer-songwriter
primarily in the nerdcore
field of music.

https://youtube.com/@glitchecalkatt?si=uy3Fym-rxHu-JqIs

The Other Side [Alastor & Vox Version] (featt. HPKritical)

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