Me when i was a kid telling undertale roleplayers to search up as gore:

i should make a jeff the kriser puppet maybe

Yo champ, is anybody else there-? THEY TRICKED YOU IT'S, wait- sorry, I don't mean to be a scare- I’m Krisp A. Krizp! The vir-tu-o-so of- "That's your name?" WHY'D YOU ASK? See, dude, the King didn't jive with my vibes, not a bit! So can ya take my deal, dude... you'll get a meal with it... Thanks a bunch! Uehuehuehue!!!

that feeling when its the same song as the cell from crazy man

The "Dialtone" replacement for my AU "The Sigma Pennywise Puppet".

Pennywise: "You showed up? ... try not to blow up!" 💥

Krisie: "Enough games. You said you wanted to talk about movies, right? I haven't talked about thriller or horror movies in 6 hours and I'm having withdrawals."

Pennywise: "You like American Psycho? ... I'm something of a psycho myself." 🔪

Krisie: "Um, it's okay."

Pennywise: "You know, the other movies Christian Bale played in were a little too "beta" for my taste, you know? ... my sense of taste knows people very well." 🔪👅

Krisie: "Hey Pennywise... can I call you Penny?"

Pennywise: "What's the question?... and no, they'll never find your body."❔

Krisie: "Why are there pictures of my dad everywhere?"

Pennywise: "Oh, you're not squeamish are you? ... a little Gore never hurt anyone." 🩸🦴

Krisie: "... these are just pictures of my dad."

Pennywise: "YO BROKIE!" 🔪

Krisie: "What?"

Pennywise: "Take this boon to the community theatre... things should get pretty... interesting" 🪙🤡

Pennywise: "It should help you... it should help THEM." 📺

Krisie: "... uh, okay... then we can talk about Ghost Face?"

Pennywise: "Uhh, sure sure... just don't forget our deal, 'kay?"🫰💵

Krisie: "Sure fuckin thing."

Song by: Maz
AU by: Me
Grammar Touch-ups by: @the_phillipino_deranged

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